Jumping beam clown mixed history

The valley of strange rocks is separated from the surrounding sandy land little by little, and gradually rises, turning into an independent lonely mountain [-] feet higher than the ground level in a blink of an eye.

A bottomless abyss about a hundred feet wide appeared between the sandy land and the rocky mountain.

The black soil that came out of nowhere began to swallow the gravel on the isolated mountain, a spring suddenly appeared in the center of the isolated mountain, and a green plant struggled to emerge from the spring at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it was impossible to see what it was originally like Dots of golden light have sunk into the depths of the soil.

This is just the beginning!

But in the blink of an eye, the black soil covered the entire isolated mountain, and the isolated mountain with strange rocks turned into a fertile spiritual mountain full of vitality.

The pool of spring water on the top of the mountain also expanded, until it turned into a waterfall and poured down from the top of the mountain.The waterfall fell into the abyss, and soon turned into a bend of bottomless clear water, surrounding the towering lonely mountain.

The green plants are also covering the mountain peaks in a blink of an eye, and the surging vitality is forming clouds in the mountains.

Green gold pith stones turned into spirit stone veins penetrated the mountain, and jade ganoderma lucidum grew one after another near the spring on the top of the mountain.

"boom!"

A wave of heat rushed out of the ground, but miraculously it did not burn any plants, but a very deep fire spring was formed near the original spring.

The two streams of hot and cold breath intertwine on the top of the mountain, instead of canceling each other out, they form a strange balance. The mist rises in a large amount, making the lonely mountain half covered with a pipa, making it more hazy and more like a fairyland.

The spiritual energy that is so thick that it can almost drip, the vigorous vitality, and the spiritual creatures that surpass the heavens and the earth all show that this lonely mountain has turned into a super-top paradise that can make countless cultivators fight for their heads.

The four patriarchs who rushed over stopped flying at the same time, stood in mid-air, and looked at the lush Lingshan, which was about [-] feet high, not far away, dumbfounded.

Even Bai Tong, who was the calmest, closed his eyelids and opened them again, as if doubting his own eyes.

What's this? !Mirage?

Or where is this?

Does Thick Saturn have such a treasure land?

None of the four ancestors spoke, but they all thought of a possibility.

illusion!This must be an illusion created by the immortal, or it is an immortal artifact brought by the immortal. According to the legend, it can be large or small, and can accommodate living beings, forming a world of its own.

It's no wonder that the four ancestors thought so, because the scene in front of them made it impossible for them to imagine that they were still on Thick Saturn.

"It's really a big deal." Jia Chunsheng was the first to praise, with envy in his eyes, but no greed.

"Yes. This is the first time I've seen such a legendary thing." Yang Guangming also sighed.

The Great Wu Ming murmured, "Can I move this mountain back?"

Yang and Jia looked at him contemptuously.

"Don't say you don't want it." Dawu Ming looked at Qianzhang Lingshan, drooling.

Bai Tong suddenly said: "If you look at the distance, this place should belong to Houtumen."

The great witch Ming was stunned.Yang Guangming laughed.

Jia Chunsheng jokingly said: "Congratulations to Mr. Yang, please support our Jia family and Yaoxiu more in the future."

Yang Guangming also had fun in the midst of suffering, and said with great wealth: "Naturally, if this fairy mountain belongs to Houtumen, I will cover all the medicinal herbs that your Jia family and Yaoxiu's lineage need in the future."

Dawu Ming was so jealous that he scratched his heart and lungs, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Old goat, don't think too beautifully! This must be a fairy handwriting, and it will be taken back later, just watch and dream!"

"It's good to be able to dream. Even if it's an illusion, it's an illusion on our territory of Houtumen. Hehe, maybe this is not an illusion, but a secret realm rewarded to me by the immortal family." Yang Guangming was happy to see Tooth blind.

"You can just dream!" The great witch despised him.

"Maybe this is really an exchange." Jia Chunsheng said suddenly.

The three ancestors looked at him together.

"Isn't Chuan Shan a disciple of Houtu Sect? Maybe the one who slipped down from above wants to use this secret realm to exchange divine armor with your sect."

All the ancestors were silent together, this... is also very possible, and it can also explain the reason why a super cave suddenly appeared in the desert near Houtumen.

Dawu Ming swallowed, "Hey, old goat, if the immortal family really wants to use this spiritual mountain to exchange divine armor with your disciples, would you be willing?"

willing!Of course I would!Yang Guangming looked at the Lingshan Mountain not far away, and almost wanted to pounce on it and take a bite.With this spiritual mountain, what else will they worry about in the future!

"If you really agree to the exchange, let's sit down and have a good talk about the reallocation of thick Saturn cultivation resources." Dawu Ming said bluntly.

Old Yang gave him a blank look. Before the matter was confirmed, he couldn't wait to share the benefits. This greedy witch!

"There is no magic armor in Chuanshan, what can I exchange with the Xian family?" Old Yang looked at Lingshan distressedly, this thing can only be seen but not eaten, even if his apprentice really has the magic armor, he will not let it go He took it out and exchanged it.

"Go up and have a look?" Bai Tong asked.

The four ancestors looked at each other and nodded cautiously.

Chuanshan was not unconscious, his consciousness was quite clear, but he couldn't move his body.

Just when he used his spiritual consciousness to contact his little turtle, he felt something melt into his body.

The Chaos Magic Art flows naturally, sorting out the newly incorporated elements into the body, and then arranging them according to the most reasonable attributes, changing his body little by little.

A voice sounded directly in his head.

"The desires of ordinary creatures in the world are nothing more than three: to be full, to give birth, and to live. Only human beings are the most complicated. Perhaps this is related to the fact that human beings have the ability to think, so once something has the ability to think, we say it has begun. Wisdom, and has the ability to truly practice.

"You are very interesting. You have the mind and soul of a human being, but your body is not made of human flesh, and you practice Chaos Demon Art. In general, you are actually more like a demon who was born with a natural growth and wisdom."

Chuanshan didn't understand what the voice meant to him.He wanted to think, but found that his mind suddenly became very dull, as if he was so tired that he wanted to sleep, but for some reason he insisted on his mind when he couldn't sleep.

"Natural demons like you generally don't live long. Do you know why? Because you are extremely rare and precious treasures. Especially you! If I didn't see you, I couldn't believe you The body survived in this world. I, actually became greedy for you..."

Chuanshan wanted to ask him: who are you.But he was so dull that he didn't even have the strength to open his mouth.

"However, you should also be thankful that I was the one who communicated with you for the first time. Not everyone...is as kind as me. Your current body...hehe, judging by your appearance, you probably don't realize it at all. The preciousness of your body. The ant is humble, and no one bothers to pay attention to it, but if this ant is full of treasures, and killing it can benefit millions of living beings, should you keep it alive, or take its body for your own use?"

Chuanshan felt that his sanity was becoming more and more blurred.

"Your soul is also very interesting, has it been specially tempered? It is so tough, ordinary people, even the immortals you talk about, should have their souls separated at this time. Hehe, are you so reluctant to part with this body? Let me see... Well!"

Chuanshan felt that he saw the shadow of a little jade turtle suddenly rushing out of his sea of ​​consciousness, and the little guy took a hard bite at something, biting and tearing hard at the same time.

"Who are you? How is it possible...!?"

Now the little jade turtle not only bites with its mouth, but also goes up with its four paws, scratching desperately.

Something he couldn't see was resisting the little jade turtle, and Chuanshan felt a violent shock in his sea of ​​consciousness, which made him even more dizzy.

"I know who you are now..." There seemed to be a trace of panic in the voice that had always been high above.

Chuanshan faintly felt that the "you" in the other party's mouth was not referring to him, but his little turtle.

Chuanshan suddenly opened his eyes.

As soon as he opened his eyes, before he had time to look at the surrounding environment, he saw his second turtle dragging a big hammer and desperately chasing... a sand ball?

"You are so bad! Why are you so bad? You want to leave his soul!"

"I don't know that he is the partner you chose for dual cultivation, and I didn't recognize you, old man..."

"Even if he's not my partner, you can't do that!"

"Why not?" a voice muttered, "I didn't break the rules."

"You still say you didn't violate the rules? He obviously didn't sacrifice himself as a sacrifice, but you treat him like a sacrifice!"

"I paid enough for him."

"Fart! You gave Houtumen!"

"Isn't he a disciple of the Houtu Sect?"

Geng Er was so angry that he jumped up and beat the sand ball, "The Houtu Gate is on the planet Housa, and you are not the one who got the cheapest in the end! You little greedy ghost! It's not enough to get his arm and one eye, but even his whole body You want them all! You think that by driving out his soul, you can just pick up his body as if it had no owner, don’t you? Senior Brother Huo did a bad job of this trick of yours back then!”

"It was originally taught by him..."

"You're right! And he has practiced Chaos Demon Art. No world lord can take the initiative to hurt his life. This is also one of the rules of heaven and earth!"

"But he won't stay in Hou Saturn all the time. No matter how powerful his Chaos Demon Art is, it won't do me much good. But if he is willing to stay in Hou Saturn to practice, then I don't want his things and give them back to me. He has a lot of benefits."

"What good can you do him? You're so poor yourself! Don't think I don't know that you're still playing with his whole body! Wow, do you know that I paid so much to help him get this body? How much? Even the little villain Taohua didn’t have any idea of ​​him, you are [-] times worse than Taohua! See if I don’t teach you instead of your master!”

The chubby boy version Geng Er chased and hit maracas while cursing loudly.

Chuanshan was a little taken aback, it seemed that this was the first time he had seen Geng Er so bold to outsiders.

The sand ball was also strange, it rolled all over the ground, and was hit by Geng Er with a hammer so that he didn't even dare to fart.

"Bang bang!" The sand ball was smashed and the gravel flew around.

"Genger?"

Sand balls disappear quickly.

Chuanshan blinked, feeling something strange about his eyes.

Geng Er turned his head, with anger still on his face.

"Are you awake? When did you wake up?" While speaking, Geng Er quietly put away the big hammer.

"It's been a while, where is this?" Chuanshan turned his head and looked around. This place seems to be underground?It looks like an underground cave, but there is not so much water vapor, and there is still a lot of sand in the cave.

"Thick Saturn's bottom." Geng Er replied, quickly ran to Chuan Shan, looked him up and down, and exhaled heavily, "Are you okay?"

Chuanshan followed Geng Er's eyes to look at his arm, and only then noticed that his arm had grown back.By the way, his eyes!Reaching out to touch his left eye, he only found a deep hole.

Geng Er moved closer to him in distress, leaned on him, and very naturally stuck out his tongue and licked his eye sockets.

"It will grow back after a while. Didn't you have no face for a while before, and then it grew out by itself. This time is similar to that time."

"Water... is much less." Chuanshan frowned. His body was a bit weird, and it seemed that he was missing a part, especially the two elements of water and earth. At the same time, it seemed that some elements that did not belong to the five elements had been added.

"It was taken by that greedy ghost! You paid too much this time, but he also gave you something of the same value." Geng Er said angrily.

He wasn't angry that some greedy ghost took part of Chuanshan's body, but that he was angry at himself for not being able to claim credit from the little devil despite having made great contributions.Alas, what would Little Devil Luo do if he lost himself!

Geng Er hurriedly took out the jade slips, and wrote down what the other party owed him today, er, um, I have accumulated a lot in the future, let the one surnamed Luo pay it back together.

Taking a look at the familiar jade slip, Chuanshan held back his curiosity about the jade slip, sat up, touched Geng Er who was flushed with excitement, "That sand ball just now..."

"Maracas? What maracas?" Geng Er took a step back.

Chuanshan squinted at him.

"You're missing one eye. You didn't get used to it at first. You must have misread it. There are no maracas here, only sand." Geng Er dared not look into Chuan Shan's eyes, looked down at the ground and said.

Chuanshan touched his chin, he knew that his little turtle was definitely not an ordinary little turtle, but he seemed to have underestimated the real background of his second turtle?

"It's okay." Chuanshan rubbed Geng Er's head and stood up, "When you can tell me, you can tell me."

Geng Er raised his head, his expression was a little uneasy, "Are you angry?"

"no."

"But... I feel that you are angry."

"I just don't think I'm strong enough. But that's just now." Chuanshan said in a deep voice to the empty underground cave, "Can I think the deal has been concluded? Then what about the materials I want?"

No one in the cave answered him, but after a while Chuan Shan felt something bulge under his feet.

It's sand!

A lot of sand surrounded his feet, as well as Genji.

Chuanshan didn't move.

The pile of sand gradually rose, and Chuan Shan and Geng Er were also supported gradually upward.

Seeing that the top of the cave was about to touch their heads, Chuanshan calmly circulated his Chaos magic power all over his body, and at the same time put a set of armor on Geng Er with a wave of his hand.

Geng Er was stunned for a moment, looked down at the armor that suddenly appeared on his body, and poked it with his hand.

"Is this for me? But I have..."

"You have it, you have it, I made it for you. What, do you have an opinion? You have to wear it if you don't want it!"

Geng Er fell silent, his palms stroked the armor on his body over and over again, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but want to bend upwards.

The eyes dimmed, the cave disappeared, and the two appeared directly on the ground.

And the surrounding scenery is not unfamiliar, it is the strange rock valley they used to set up the formation before, and now they are standing in the middle of the sacrificial formation.

"Where is the material? Why didn't I see it?" Chuanshan said coldly.

Something hit him on the sole of his foot.

Chuan Shan lowered his head, and saw sand gushing out from the soles of his feet, gradually bulging into a small hill.

The sand stopped flowing.

Chuanshan used his imagination, pointed to the sand dunes and said, "This is the material you promised to exchange, right?"

"The kid doesn't know what to do, hum!" A grown man suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.

The man was wearing a gauze garment with a black suede inner garment, a pair of black suede shoes on his feet, long hair draped over his shoulders, and an extremely thin figure. The waist under the gauze garment was so thin that one hand could grasp it.

"If it wasn't for the little fat man's uncle's sake, I wouldn't have told you that the thick sand of Saturn is the biggest treasure!" The man raised his eyebrows, and raised his little finger to brush his long hair.

As soon as Geng Er saw the man appearing, he wanted to pull Chuan Shan away.

However, it was said that roots took root at the foot of the mountain, and Geng Er failed to pull him.

The man covered his mouth and smiled charmingly.

Geng Er glared at him vigorously, shouting with his divine sense: Who made you escape!

The man arrogantly shook the back of the veil, and replied: This is my territory, I will come out as soon as I want.

brat!You don't regret it.

regret what?The man is curious.

Here, Chuan Shan had almost guessed the man's identity, so he wanted to see what this man was trying to do, and he specially conjured up such a weak appearance.

"I don't know what this brother's name is? What's the use of this sand?" Chuanshan found that he was more comfortable in front of this man than he was in front of the sand man and the kid who looked like Geng Er. It was as if a mountain on his body suddenly disappeared.

"Just because you want to know me? I won't tell you!" The man snorted, "As for the use of the sand, heh, figure it out for yourself!"

Chuanshan suddenly felt a toothache, and [-]% of his awe disappeared. He turned around and asked his second turtle, "Where did this thing come from? Do you know it?"

Geng Er nodded in pain, and reluctantly replied: "He is one of the disciples of a senior brother of mine."

"One of what! I am his only direct disciple! The only one!" The man stomped his feet unhappily.

Chuanshan rubbed his forehead, "Er Fatty, does your master have any special preferences?"

"Huh?" Geng Er didn't understand.

"How did I find out that your personality as a member of the division seems to be a little bit far from normal people?"

The corner of Geng Er's mouth pulled down, "...Does this member include me?"

"Hey, you are so brave, you dare to despise my uncle, hum, are you tired of work? Be careful, aunt, I will slap you to death!"

"Auntie?" Chuanshan thought he had heard wrong.

Geng Er said slowly: "He is called Gu Gu."

"Actually, he is a woman?"

"What's the matter with women? Do you look down on women or something? Are you fair to your mother? Are you fair to your grandmother and grandma? Are you fair to the eggs you eat every day?"

Chuanshan didn't want to talk to this "aunt" at first, but he couldn't help asking: "What's the relationship between women and eggs?"

Auntie put her hips on her hips, pointing at the orchid and scolding: "Eggs are not laid by the hen, are they still laid by the rooster?"

Listening to the aunt's tone of voice and watching his posture and movements, Chuanshan felt uncomfortable all over his body, so uncomfortable that he wished to punch him.

This gap is too big!

Thick Saturn, the yellow sand is long, the heat is hotter than the fire, the planet is sad and desolate, and there is a ray of life hidden in the infinite despair.If such a planet becomes a human being, he feels that he should be an upright, mature, heroic man with a slight sense of vicissitudes, or at least a rational old man with a profound background.

But what is this one in front of you?

"Ah──! Auntie, it's you! People say that when you come to Saturn, you feel very kind, so you are here." A piercing duck voice sounded, and a short figure rushed towards Auntie.

"Peach Blossom!?" Unexpectedly, my aunt's face changed drastically, and she dodged to hide behind Chuanshan.No wonder the little fat man said he would regret it, but he didn't expect this rotten peach blossom to come!Damn it, if he didn't tell the truth about the two bodies he was using now, he wouldn't be able to detect their true identities at all.

"Auntie, how could you do this? It took so long for someone to see you, and you treat him like this? You are really an unfilial child. Think about it when you were young, your master didn't care about you, and it was someone who helped you to urinate and pee. Pulled you up. Now your wings are so stiff that I don’t even recognize you, wow! I’m so sad!” Tao Hua threw herself on Ji Shisi and cried loudly.

It turned out that they were raised by peach blossoms, no wonder... Chuanshan looked at the man beside him with sympathetic eyes.

The aunt frowned in disgust, and retorted bitterly: "It's not that Master doesn't care about me. It's obvious that you took me away to raise me by force while he was not at home. Master went to ask for it and you didn't give it back! If it wasn't for you, Master would not I will accept those unnamed disciples again, hmph!"

Tao Hua immediately jumped up and shouted: "You heartless little devil, you almost starved to death in the den, if it wasn't for people seeing you pitifully, they wouldn't take you back to raise you, and you ended up raising a white-eyed wolf." !"

Auntie didn't believe Taohua's words at all, and the two of them quarreled non-stop.

Chuan Shan pointed to those two, and said to Ji Shishi who came over, "It's not that one family doesn't enter one house."

"your eyes……?"

"It's okay, it will be back in two days."

Ji Shishi didn't understand how the eyes that turned into a black hole would grow back two days later, but he also knew that Chuanshan had his own magic, thinking that he rotted like that back then and turned into half a skeleton. Death, it is not impossible to grow an eye out of thin air now.

"You said they are a family?" Ji Shishi frowned, "Didn't the peach blossoms come from the sea of ​​​​blood souls? So does the sissy?"

The surroundings suddenly became quiet.

Auntie glanced at Ji Shishi casually, and Tao Hua suddenly ran up to Ji Shishi, opened her hands, and shouted: "This is your teacher's wife, don't be rude!"

Ji Fourteen, Chuan Shan, and Geng Er: "..."

The aunt covered her lips and smiled coldly, "Even my master can't call me a sissy, let alone a teacher's wife."

"I'm not your teacher's wife." Ji Shishi said with no expression on his face. "Also, if you don't want people to call you a sissy, act like a man."

"I'm a man, why act like a man?"

Ji Shishi was speechless.

Chuan Shan nodded and said, "That makes sense."

With a satisfied expression on her face, Auntie said to Geng Er: "It's still little fat uncle, you have vision."

Geng Er muttered dissatisfiedly: "Uncle Shi is just Uncle Shi, why add little fat man."

Chuanshan pinched his face and smiled.

The aunt completely ignored Taohua and Ji 14, and said to Chuanshan: "You may still have resentment in your stomach, thinking that the world master here violated the rules, but have you ever thought that you can take the initiative to ask for an exchange with the world master, and the world master here will naturally I can offer you another exchange as well.”

"What's the meaning?"

"It means that you proposed to the world lord here to exchange refining materials during the sacrificial formation. He agreed, accepted your sacrificial items, and gave you the exchange item, which is this pile of sand."

Geng Er kicked the sand under his feet, carefully looked at Chuanshan and continued: "But I forgot to tell you one thing, the sacrificial formation is not only a way for living beings to express wishes to heaven and earth, but also a way for heaven and earth to convey messages to living beings. a means."

"That is to say?"

"That is to say... the world master here also made an exchange request to you after meeting the exchange conditions you proposed. Although you did not agree, but..."

"But it is stronger than me, so it is enforced, isn't it?" Chuanshan looked at his aunt with a half-smile.

"That's right." My aunt said proudly: "The strong are respected. Your emperor asked you to contribute family heirlooms. Do you dare not contribute? Besides, the world masters here also abide by the principle of fair exchange."

"It turns out that forcing others to exchange is also called fairness." Chuanshan's tone made it difficult to hear his true emotions.

"If you are stronger than the world lord here, you can also force him to exchange things he doesn't want to exchange." Auntie said cunningly.

"The weak eat the strong, one of the laws of heaven and earth. Ha! Got it."

My aunt actually said it as a matter of course: "That's the reason, my aunt is transparent, and her achievements in the future are bound to be limitless."

"..." Chuanshan now understands the feeling of being called "teacher's mother" just now, "Cough, since you regard me as an aunt, can I ask my nephew for a little favor?"

The aunt looked at Chuanshan with a crooked face, thinking that this man had a really thick skin.But his skin is not thick enough, and he can't break through his uncle's thick tortoise shell that has grown for tens of thousands of years.

"Auntie, please tell me."

Chuanshan was not angry when he was called "aunt" one by one, he smiled and waved to his aunt, who actually leaned over to listen.

Chuanshan spoke to his aunt with his spiritual sense.The other three were extremely curious, especially Tao Hua, who wished they could post it here and hear it clearly.

There were only three or two sentences in the words, and they were quickly explained clearly.

"Are you using me?" Auntie said with a bad expression.

Chuanshan smiled, "No, it's my nephew kindly helping my aunt."

My aunt looked at him for a long time, then nodded and said, "Okay, because you are willing to overcome all difficulties, practice the Chaos Demon Art that others don't want to practice, and the things you contributed, I will help you once."

Listening to the "aunt" repeatedly, Geng Er looked at his aunt, and suddenly felt that the child was so cute no matter how he looked, he reached out to touch his bosom, took out an egg, and waved to his aunt.

When my aunt saw the egg, her whole body glowed, and she immediately abandoned the newly-baked aunt, and rushed to Geng Er's side, calling out very obsequiously, "Master Uncle~~"

Geng Er coughed, stood on tiptoe, touched his aunt's head, blushed and said: "This is a gift from your uncle and your aunt, don't watch your aunt drooling anymore, you understand?"

Auntie nodded desperately.

Geng Er stuffed the egg, which was neither green nor white, the size of an adult's fist, into his aunt's hand.

My aunt yelled and disappeared holding the egg.

"Going away?" Ji Shishi asked.

"Well, I'm going to hatch the eggs." Taohua curled her lips, sad.Woohoo, he was ignored by the child he raised with his own hands...

Isn't it just an egg, he can also give him a peach blossom branch!But the brat was rude to him, so he wouldn't give it away.