Jumping beam clown mixed history

Chuan Shan stared blankly at the evildoer standing at the door for a moment, then suddenly shouted furiously: "Change back, change back! Who made you become like this to seduce people? Where's your body? Brother managed to feed it out Where did that body go?"

The adult monster version Geng Er didn't expect to get this kind of treatment, he thought that this person would pounce on him directly, twisted his fingers embarrassingly and said: "Oh, the meat is still there, but it has grown bigger, so..."

"So the flesh has turned into energy?" Chuan Shanqi came over and grabbed Geng Er and pulled him into the house, "Why do you think you have become like this? There are two rounds of the spiritual test meeting to end, you Just going to watch the battle with this face? Are you going to attract attention or attract attention?"

Geng Er told him that he felt aggrieved, and retorted with a bit of resentment: "You are the one who attracts others! Obviously you want to double cultivate with me, but now you are flirting with a beautiful female cultivator."

"Who is the beautiful nun you're talking about? Do you know me?"

"...You don't like Chen Yinluo?"

Chuan Shan gave him a sideways glance, "You are enough for me. I don't want to be an immortal emperor, so what are you doing with so many double cultivation partners?"

"You misunderstood. Immortal emperors are different from human emperors. They don't like to build harems. The current immortal emperors don't have a partner for dual cultivation. They did before, but they will be divided after a long time."

"..."

Geng Er added more vigorously: "Double cultivation can't be messed up. My nephew said that double cultivation is complementary, and if there are too many people for double cultivation, it is supplementary. Therefore, double cultivation conforms to the way of heaven, and more cultivation is wicked."

"...What did your nephew tell you? You have a good relationship with him?" Someone was upset, and for a moment he didn't realize that the topic had been completely diverted by someone who seemed honest and deceitful.

And a certain honest and deceitful person seemed to have forgotten to continue asking questions, and said honestly: "Well, very good."

"Is every nephew fine?"

"No, only this one is particularly good."

Very good, very good, the level of work has been upgraded in just one sentence.A certain person was really depressed now, "I think your nephew owes a lesson."

"You want to teach him a lesson? Well... I think it's a bit difficult, my nephew is very powerful!"

Do you need a double affirmation?A vein popped up on the man's forehead, and finally he couldn't bear it any longer. He pulled him to the side of the bed and pushed him onto the bed with one hand.

"What are you doing?" Geng Er was a little nervous.Are you coming?Do you want to do it?But, what if he is not fully prepared yet?

"I just want you to know whether it's your man or your nephew who is the best!" The man said slowly, pulling Geng Er's belt at the same time.

"This...does this have something to do with what we are going to do soon?" The evildoer blushed, and he pulled his belt, not knowing whether to let go or tighten it.

"Of course it's related. A man proves whether he is good or not, and usually shows it in four ways." The man slowly raised four fingers, "One, power. Two, money. Three, fists. Four, the performance on the bed. Front It will take some time to prove the three points, but I can prove the last point to you right away.”

"No, no need. Really!"

"Aren't you just trying to get yourself back to this state to seduce me? Don't you think you're hypocritical when you're pushing back and forth? You're not a woman, and you're still playing half-push and half-push tricks with me? Quick, take off your pants!" The man was vicious Gently patted Geng Er's waist.

Geng Er clenched his mouth, glared at Chuan Shan with anger and grievance in his eyes.

"Why, do you feel wronged? We are the objects of mutual cultivation. It's only natural to do this kind of thing. It's fine for you to maintain the appearance of a child. Now that you have returned to the appearance of an adult, why don't you refuse? Don't you It’s just talking about it, but you still want to be with women, and you don’t want to have a real dual cultivation relationship with me?”

"……no……"

"Since it's not, it's not too late..."

Before Chuanshan finished speaking, he saw that Geng Er had torn off his clothes, spread his limbs and fell on the bed, as if I would let you fish.

"Hey!"

Tears rolled down from the corners of his eyes.Geng Er wiped away his tears casually, and said vigorously: "Come on!"

"...I'm really here."

The G[-] muscles were visibly tensed.

Chuan Shan pressed onto the bed with one knee, and just touched Geng Er's bare chest with his hand.

"Wow││!"

Chuanshan was sluggish again.

The evil second turned into a little jade turtle, lying on the center of the bed and crying loudly.I don't know where so many tears come from such a small body...

Chuanshan poked the little jade turtle with his finger, and the little turtle cried even harder, tears falling out as if he didn't want money.

In fact, he didn't want to make him cry, he just wanted to tease him, and he didn't really plan to have a good thing with him tonight, he just... well, he shouldn't know what kind of temper he is, and deliberately use bad The attitude teases him.

Chuanshan wanted to coax his little turtle, but he didn't know how to speak. His normally eloquent mouth seemed to have been paralyzed. He opened and closed several times without uttering a single word.

Before the relationship between the two was confirmed, he dared to talk nonsense, but now that the relationship was confirmed, he dared not say any more nonsense, for fear of really making the other party angry with him.

"Cry again, I'll beat you." After struggling for a long time, he burst out such a bastard sentence that made him want to slap himself.

This time, the little turtle simply retracted its limbs into the shell, its small head and tail were also retracted halfway, and it stopped making a sound, and only shed tears silently.

Chuan Shan looked at the little turtle, and his body suddenly shrunk a little bit until it was as big as the little turtle.

Xiao Chuanshan hugged the little jade turtle into his arms, and licked the little turtle's tears with the tip of his tongue.

The little turtle's head retracted a little more.

"...Don't cry, crying makes my heart hurt."

Chuanshan put the tip of his tongue to the little turtle's mouth, licked the little turtle's mouth, and said, "Here, let me take a bite, don't cry."

Xiaogui hesitated for a while, then suddenly stretched out his small head, opened his mouth and bit down on the protruding tongue, and quickly retracted his head as soon as he tasted the blood.

The man grinned in pain, the little bastard's teeth were really sharp, and before he left, he dared to suck blood from the tip of his tongue.

"Don't be angry, okay? I was teasing you just now. You, be careful."

"You're narrow-minded! It's not that I don't want to practice double cultivation with you, I'm just not ready yet. You tell me carefully, and I... don't disagree. Since I promised to be your partner for dual cultivation, I will never break my promise " Xiao Gui quietly stretched out his head, said aggrieved in a low voice, with two teardrops still hanging from the corners of his eyes.

"I know, you are a little turtle who promises everything." Chuanshan stretched out the tip of his bitten tongue to lick away the two teardrops, and gently stroked the back of the little turtle, "Little villain, if you don't want to, you can become a turtle .”

"You, when did you learn the shrinking technique?" Yue Geng Er also felt that he was a little bit wrong, so he quickly changed the subject.

Chuanshan paused, and said vaguely: "Not long ago, Master Bai taught me. When I was in the Blood Soul Sea, there was a question about this spell that I didn't understand. I only mastered it after asking him when I came back."

"Then why didn't you ask me?" Xiaogui's anger came and went quickly.

can i ask youIf I let you know that I learned the shrinking technique just to...

Ahem, the man with some ulterior and dirty thoughts touched his nose and said, "It's not a very important spell, so I forgot to ask you for a while."

"Oh……"

"Aren't you angry?" He grabbed a small paw that was protruding secretly, and kneaded it gently in the palm of his hand.

The little turtle was pinched very comfortably, and the other three little paws stretched out together, "I'm not angry, it's just that you speak in a weird way..."

"Blame me? I'm not angry that you looked fascinated by Chen Yinluo during the day, and you said the other day you used to like hens."

"Hen?" Little Turtle's mind flashed, and he realized, "He is a crane!"

"Is there a difference?" A jealous man pouted.

"Of course!" Xiao Gui looked at the face of a certain man, and said condescendingly: "I have no other intentions towards Chen Yinluo, just to see that she is good-looking... and sister He was also a long time ago, and now I It doesn't mean anything to her anymore..."

"Oh……"

"But you were the one who talked happily to Chen Yinluo afterwards!"

"I did it on purpose, just to make you angry."

"...You are so childish!"

"To each other, to each other. At such a great age, we cry as soon as we say a few words, cry buns!"

"You are the crying bun! Ah, what are you doing?"

"...I want to pet your little tail."

"Then what are you doing with your fingers in there?"

"Who told you to draw your tail back."

"Ah... don't touch it, you, if you touch and poke me again, I will get angry!"

"Genger..."

"You, what's wrong with you?"

"It's not right! I feel like... I can't hold it anymore, I want you! Give it to me, please, okay?" Chuanshan, who became smaller, turned the little turtle over, lay on him and began to rub .

The little turtle was in a hurry, clawing at the ground with all four limbs, trying to turn over, and wagging its little tail, trying to knock off the thief's claw that invaded his privacy.

"Why are you in heat all of a sudden? You... Oops!" Xiaogui thought of something, hooked his head, and yelled angrily, "I told you to lick my tears! I'm going to kill you! Get up! Solve the problem! Get up, and I will guide you.”

"...Let me do it first! I'm going to explode!"

"No!"

"If you can't do it, you have to do it!" A certain person lay on the little turtle and couldn't get off. Anyway, humans and beasts will happen sooner or later, and now it's just a matter of advancing the plan.Isn’t there a saying that it’s better to catch up early than catch up? "It's all your fault for crying, it's all your fault for shedding so many tears, it's all your fault for not telling me that eating your tears will cause problems like this! Now that I'm like this, you have to take responsibility."

"Woooo..." Geng Er wanted to cry again, it was the first time someone licked his tears in such a big age, he didn't think it would be good.

Chuanshan grabbed the little turtle's obstructive tail, and while playing with it, stretched out his fingers to explore where the little tail protruded.

The little tortoise let out a strange chirping sound...

After half an hour.

Chen Wang, who was meditating in the Houtumen guest room, suddenly opened his eyes from the meditation.

The air of chaos!

And it's stronger than before!

Chen Wang's eyes shone with determination, and his figure disappeared from the guest room.

Following the overflowing chaotic vitality, Chen Wang's figure moved carefully in the thick soil gate.

When he was about to reach the important place behind the mountain, Chen Wang saw the white pupils standing in the sky in the night.

The snow-white pupils with white pupils without black eyes just stared at him steadfastly without saying a word, making Chen Wang feel hairy all over his body, and secretly cursed evil spirits.

"Brother Bai, are you practicing?" As a guest, Chen Wang had no choice but to start the conversation.

Others don't know the relationship between Baitong and Houtumen, so how could their ancestors not know.Coupled with Yang Guangming's ambiguous attitude, if Bai Tong wants to say that he is the half master of Houtumen, no one can really say that he is not.

"No, I'm just guarding the mountain on my behalf, in case some guests go the wrong way in the middle of the night." Bai Tong's expression was erratic, and his tone was cold.

"Hehe, brother Bai has worked hard."

Seeing this, Chen Wang had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​finding the source of the chaotic energy, and returned to the guest room after a few polite words.Not being reconciled made him clenched his hands, but the long sleeves hanging down covered his only expression of emotion.

Tut tut!Chen Wang, Chen Wang, you are in vain as the ancestor of the tribulation period, but you are greedy for the treasures of other sects. I haven't enjoyed this chaotic vitality yet, and you want to share the pie. You really want to see my old man dying. Yet?

Yang Guangming had a sneering face, his old eyes were half-closed, everything about the Houtumen was in his consciousness, except for those small places.

I swear by raising my hand that he, Yang Laoer, has absolutely no strange habit of peeping at his apprentices, but is just curious that a few little ones can shield his consciousness.

Bai Tong turned his head to look at the place where Old Yang was practicing, and nodded slightly, as if he knew that he was using his spiritual sense to inspect.

Old Yang looked up at the sky and muttered, "Mind your own business!"

Not to mention how Chen Wang went back to wake up his daughter who was practicing to discuss it, but let's talk about the next day...

It was just dawn in the morning, and the mountain behind Houtumen was full of chickens and dogs jumping.

"You devil! I will do justice for the heavens!"

With red eyes, Geng Er held a big hammer and chased Chuan Shan to smash it. Chuan Shan didn't even resist, and just ran away, running away all over the place, laughing silly while running away.

Taohua heard the movement and ran out to ask Geng Er why he was so excited so early in the morning, but Geng Er just kept silent.

The more Geng Er remained silent, the more curious Tao Hua became.Then he turned to ask Chuanshan, but a certain man just laughed, and he was determined to follow his family's little turtle and make a mouthful gourd together.

This can make Taohua tickle her heart and lungs, the more she doesn't know, the more she wants to know.Seeing that he couldn't ask the content, he simply forced Ji Shishi to help him ask together.

Ji Shisi saw a certain slut who seemed to be running away, but every time he ran away, he would deliberately let Geng Er catch up and hit him with a hammer. willing to suffer.

"Brother Fourteen, what do you think about the two of them?"

Ji Shishi silently proclaimed the Buddha's name, he was someone who had been here, and he knew that someone must have taken advantage of it almost at a glance, and he grinned so much that he could almost see the back molars.

Taohua's big eyes rolled around, holding a big red flower and scanning Geng Er up and down, especially a certain part, tilting his head to look for a while, his eyes lit up, and immediately leaned over to Zisi and smiled, "I I know what's going on. Hehe, this idiot tortoise must have been bitten by someone. Look at his youthful appearance, he must have been ruthlessly loved!

"Tsk, what kind of vision does Brother Skeleton have? He looks so ugly and can still eat it. The stupid tortoise doesn't look as comfortable as the little fat guy in the past."

Ji Shishi twitched his face.

"Brother Fourteen, do you think that Dead Turtle was jealous of that woman yesterday, so he took the initiative to climb into Brother Skeleton's bed?" Taohua's expression at this moment really looked as wretched as it could be, and I don't know if it was all in her head. Added something.

Ji Shishi couldn't help thinking, could this be the reason why Geng Er suddenly returned to his original appearance?Then he was speechless because he was actually affected by Tao Hua's views.

"Kids, don't worry about these things." Ji Shishi picked up Peach Blossom and wanted to take him away.

Tao Hua refused, stretched her neck and looked at Geng Er desperately, speaking in a clear and loud voice: "But it's not right, that stupid tortoise... doesn't look like it lost its Yuanyang body, um, what are they? How do you play it? You want the stupid tortoise to suffer a lot without breaking his body, and Brother Skeleton also wants to take advantage of it. Hmm, I can’t figure it out. Humans really have a lot of tricks.”

Geng Er stopped suddenly, turned around and rushed towards Tao Hua dragging the big hammer.

Tao Hua screamed in fright, jumped up and hugged Ji Shisi's waist and shouted: "It's terrible, the stupid turtle has become angry from embarrassment! Brother Shisi, help me!"

Ji Shisi wanted to throw Peach Blossom out, but this kid was too tightly entangled, Ji Shisi laughed angrily, and simply refused to leave, waiting for Geng Er to rush over.

"boom!"

"Ouch! My ass! Wow││Brother Fourteen, how bad you are! Why don't you run? Wow!" Taohua was smashed hard, covering her butt with one hand and crying loudly.

Geng Er was puzzled, took the hammer and tapped his buttocks twice, but when he was about to hit him for the third time, Chuan Shan stopped him.

"Okay, okay, it's up to the owner to beat the dog. Let's teach you a lesson. Be obedient, be good, we don't have the same knowledge as that little bastard, let's go, take you to eat delicious food!"

Geng Er turned his head, jumped up and bit Shang Shan's neck.

Chuan Shan hugged Geng Er, tilted his head and smiled at Shi Shi Si, "I'm laughing, no, I didn't feed enough last night... Ouch! Ancestor, I'm joking, take it easy."

Ji Shishi had no expression on his face, he pinched Tao Hua's neck with one hand and said to Chuan Shan at the same time: "You have some points, don't bully too much."

Chuanshan's injustice, is there anyone in the world who loves this stingy, lustful, money-greedy, cowardly coward more than him?

Geng Er let go of his mouth, turned his head and looked at Ji Shishi with red eyes.Fourteenth brother, you really are a good person with a disgusting and kind face, unlike this big bastard who has a kind face but does not do good things and will bully others!

Yang Guangming's voice sounded in the air, "What are you guys still dawdling about? You won't participate in today's competition?"

Chen Yinluo walked over gracefully, holding her father's arm.

"Morning." She greeted everyone with a smile.

Chuan Shan nodded to her politely, then cupped his fist at Chen Wang, and said politely, "I've seen Old Ancestor Chen."

"Well, you guys are very energetic early in the morning, what are you doing?" Chen Wang asked with a smile like any kind elder.

"It's nothing, just playing around." Chuanshan didn't want to spend any more time with the father and daughter, so he grabbed Geng Er, who was playing around with Ji Shisi and Tao Hua, and planned to leave.

"Huh? Who is this?" Chen Wang asked immediately when he saw the stranger.Now that he sees any abnormality in Houtumen, he will associate it with the vitality of chaos, not to mention the appearance of this person in front of him is really hard to ignore.

Naturally, Chen Yinluo also saw Geng Er. She had focused all her attention on Chuanshan just now, and she turned her eyes to other people when she heard her father ask.

Geng Er's appearance belonged to that kind of evil face that is too good but not dignified enough. Most men and women will be attracted by him when they see him for the first time, and they will be shocked by his appearance.

It's just that after men are shocked, most of them will have bad thoughts such as possessiveness and profanity, while women are basically simply disgusted after being shocked.

Chen Yinluo didn't escape from this vicious circle either, almost at the first sight, she felt extremely disgusted with Geng Er.A man with such a face and a sticky look with other men is simply outrageous!

Geng Er also probably knew how lethal his face was to women, especially beautiful women, so he scratched his head in embarrassment and subconsciously hid behind Chuan Shan.

Just because he knew that most women didn't like his appearance, so in the black prison, even if he let Fifth Sister know that he had the ability to read minds, he didn't let Fifth Sister see his true face under the cover of soot.

Geng Er didn't know, but because of his subconscious action, Chen Yinluo felt even more disgusted with him.

Men like their lover to rely on themselves, no matter how powerful the lover is.Chuanshan is no exception, he just likes Geng Er's cowardly, gibberish, meddling behavior, and he has to adjust things for a long time.

Seeing Geng Er hiding behind him for some unknown reason, Chuan Shan blocked the eyes of Chen Wang's father and daughter almost without thinking.

"Xiaoyou Luo, why don't you introduce this little friend?" The curvature of Chen Wang's mouth did not change a bit.

"Oh, he's my wife." Chuan Shan said generously.

Geng Er kicked him from behind.Who is your wife?

Peach Blossom Ghost laughed, "My wife, it turns out that the dead tortoise is brother Skeleton's wife, a product that was suppressed!"

Geng Er sprayed blood on his face, and turned his head to kill Peach Blossom.

Chuanshan hurriedly turned around and hugged him.

Geng Er was so angry that he opened his mouth and bit, you are my wife!Isn't it just overpowering and poking in?I can do it too!

After all, Chen Yinluo is young, and the city is not as deep as her father's. After hearing Chuanshan's introduction, and seeing the two of them not only hugging each other in front of everyone, but even gnawing on their mouths, their faces immediately changed color, and the voice of questioning also changed their tone. : "My wife? He's a man!"

"What's the relationship with a man? I don't want to have children with him. A wife is just a common saying. In the words of our practitioners, he is my partner for dual cultivation. He is my wife, and I am also his wife. Geng Er, don’t you think so?” Chuan Shan gasped and asked Geng Ergui who was biting him and would not let go.

Geng Er looked at Chen Yinluo on the opposite side, slowly opened his mouth, stretched out his hand, tightly grasped Chuanshan's left hand, and nodded vigorously.

Well, that's right, Little Demon Luo belongs to him!

Chen Yinluo's hands holding her father's arm gradually tightened.

snort!man.Once you see a pretty face, you can't walk, especially this kind of mistress who is very seductive at first sight!

Luo, you are nothing more than that!

Chen Wang paused in his heart, patted the back of his daughter's hand, and smiled kindly: "Hehe, Brother Yang didn't tell the old man that you already have a partner for dual cultivation, alas, what a pity." It's a pity for my Congealing Pill yesterday.

"Genger...that little fat man is also you? This appearance is your true face?" Chen Yinluo responded quickly.

Geng Er nodded again, a little confused at the same time.Why do all women become fierce when they see him, even those who are originally very gentle?Is it really like what Taohua said, God sees him too well, so he is deliberately made to have such a troublesome appearance?

Well, fortunately Chuanshan likes it very much.

Yang Guangming and Bai Tong appeared one after the other, and they were not surprised to see Geng Er recovering their original appearance, but after seeing the expressions of Chen Wang's father and daughter, the old man Yang laughed in his heart.

Alas, he didn't forget on purpose. Who will the apprentice choose as his dual cultivation partner, he, an enlightened master, will never ask, but if the apprentice dares to let his original partner down, he, the master, will definitely kill him That blind idiot apprentice!

"What are you all doing here? It's not early even if you don't see the time?" Yang Guangming put on a serious face and scolded a few younger ones, then turned to smile and said to Chen Wang: "Brother Chen, how about together? "

"Naturally." Chen Wang did not forget his identity as an ancestor, so of course he would not choose to go with a few younger ones.Originally, he came here to send his daughter here, so that she can get in touch with the disciple named Luo more, and trick him by the way, to see if he knows the news of Chaos Yuanqi.

Chen Wang looked at his daughter.

Chen Yinluo was very familiar with her father's eyes, and understood why he was looking at her, so she shook her head immediately.What is she?Is it worth it for her to be jealous because of a small condensate disciple?

Yesterday's fat man became today's monstrous man, isn't he afraid that she will snatch away the one surnamed Luo?Chen Yinluo smoothed the hair beside her ear, and gave the enchanting man a disdainful look.

It's ridiculous!What is a small condensate disciple?What kind of partner could she, Chen Yinluo, not find?Only you, a shameless and seductive rabbit master, would treat him as a treasure!

The one surnamed Luo... Huh, a pervert who likes to walk on dry roads also wants to seduce her?Even if he kills the monster surnamed Geng and begs her on his knees, she will only slap him twice!

The disdain and sarcasm in Chen Yinluo's eyes did not hide it, Chuanshan could see it clearly.

He didn't care about this little girl's provocation at all.

The level of provocation was too low, and he couldn't even think of taking action to teach him a lesson.

As long as Chen Wang and his daughter don't trouble them, to him, these are just two strangers.Who cares what two strangers think of themselves and their lover?It's not that I'm full.

He will find a chance to return the Congealing Pill to the father and daughter. He doesn't like to owe people, especially he doesn't need this kind of love at all.

Geng Er seemed to sense his mood, and squeezed his hand.

Chuan Shan grabbed Geng Er with his backhand and squeezed it too.

Geng Er suddenly felt that he was indeed a little stingy last night, maybe next time... Hmm, Geng Er Gui blushed.

Fortunately, Chuanshan didn't notice any charming thoughts in Geng Er's mind. If he knew, maybe they would have to give up the second competition today.