Jumping beam clown mixed history
Chapter 104
The people of Tianjimen left with anger and hope, and the people of Houtumen waited to go back and continue to eat and drink.
Taohua took back the sunflower vines and was about to harvest the seeds, when she saw that the seeds in the flower plate were eaten up by someone, she immediately jumped up and chased Geng Er.
"You greedy turtle! You eat the seeds of my little flowers again! I peeled off your turtle shell!"
Geng Er ran away.
"It's fun to have children." The lonely old man Yang Guangming stroked his beard in relief, and grabbed Chuanshan who was going to help him, "The spiritual test conference will officially start in less than a month, you boy today After making such a poisonous oath, you will let Master and I obediently stay in the door for the rest of the time, and let Master see how you have cultivated in the past 200 years."
"If you think about it, it won't take me a month, right? I plan to take advantage of this time to take a good look around Thick Saturn."
"Is there any improvement? After you finish the test, you can turn as long as you want. During this time, please be honest with me." Finally, the old man reluctantly added: "You are a demon cultivator, by the way let Bai Tong The devil will also show you."
Chuanshan's heart warmed, and he spoke the truth: "Actually, I want to see if there are any good things like Phoenix blood out there. Those cultivators who set up ambushes and rob them must have something good on them, right?"
Yang Guangming's eyes lit up, he deserves to be his good apprentice, look at this self-motivated.
"What should I do if I meet a powerful person?" In the qualifiers, there are definitely not a few people who pull out the elders of the division to change their appearance.Chuanshan can deal with cultivators below the alchemy stage, but what about those above the alchemy stage?
"Self-protection is fine." Chuanshan felt relieved when he saw that his little chubby man had the upper hand in the fight, and he spoke more casually.
"Apprentice, why does Master think you have something to hide from Master?"
Chuanshan said sincerely to that old face: "Even if I am your half-disciple, you can't expect me to tell you everything, you are not my wife."
"Get out!" Old Sheep got angry and kicked him out.What Baitong trained really wasn't good, and he dared to moles the old man.
"It's outrageous." Bai Tong added a kick.
"Bang!" The ground was smashed into a deep hole by Chuanshan.
Chuanshan had long been waiting for the two elders to weigh him, and his body was already prepared, but even so, he was kicked to the ground, and it took him a long time to prop up his body from the nearly [-]-foot-deep pit.
At the entrance of the hole a hundred feet above, two big heads lay there looking down, and one asked beautifully, "How are you? Can you climb up?"
An ugly grinning, suddenly poured down a basin of yellow sand.
"What are you doing!" cried the prettier one.
The ugly ones continue to pour yellow sand down.
If the prettier ones pounce on them, they will get into a ball with the ugly ones.
Chuanshan raised his hand with difficulty to wipe off the yellow sand on his face, and was quite satisfied with his little chubby's performance.But how is he going to get there now?Those two masters were too shameless, they bullied one of them together, kicking him to the point of exhaustion.
"Hey, who the hell got me out! I hate pits! Hate mines!"
Ji Shishi glanced at him from above the entrance of the cave, uttered the Buddha's name, and walked silently through the entrance of the cave.
"Brother Fourteen?!"
Ji Shishi already regarded Chuanshan as a real brother, but because of this, he couldn't bear to see him go astray, and he couldn't bear that as a big man, he used force to bully a beautiful boy who was weaker than himself.Geng Er didn't want to at first glance!
Tao Hua was taken away by Ji Shishi, Geng Er took a step towards the entrance of the cave, and suddenly took it back.Why do you have to save that little devil?He wouldn't die anyway.By the way, he is still angry.
"Geng Er? Er fat! Fat fat?"
Geng Er turned his head and left, asking you to name me randomly.
Yang Debao tightened his sheepskin jacket, leaned closer to the entrance of the cave and said in admiration, "Nephew, you are so amazing that you can still speak. Last time I was kicked by my brother and I lay on the bed for a whole month. You didn't even have the strength to speak for ten days. You got kicked twice this time, tsk tsk, what a young man!"
Yang Debao walked away with a sigh.
"..." Chuanshan tried his best to turn over, silently waiting for the night to come.It was getting dark, and the long day was finally over.
"Ow!"
In the middle of the night, there was a roar of a beast on the hillside of Houtumen.
Hearing the roar, Geng Er, who was wandering around the entrance of the cave, hesitating whether to get the people below out, quickly transformed into a tortoise shell, skillfully retracted all his limbs and head into the shell, and made up his mind that he would never come out until dawn.
With the roar, Yanglao and Baitong immediately appeared on the hillside, but apart from a cave nearly a hundred feet deep, there was no sign of any beasts on the hillside, and even the temporary residents in the deep pit were gone.
"Where's my nephew? It won't be taken away by wild beasts, will it?" Yang Debao also rushed over, looking into the cave again and again.
Yang Guangming turned his head to look at Bai Tong, with an uncommon seriousness on his face, "Do you know what it is?"
Bai Tong shook his head, closed and opened his eyes, "It should be a purebred natural demon, but... I'm not sure, the breath is a bit wrong."
"powerful?"
"Very powerful."
"Could it be Chuanshan?" Yang Guangming asked.
"Maybe. That person... I can't see through him now."
The three present fell silent together.
Over there, Jisi and Taohua heard the voice and came quickly from the guest room.
"What happened? Where is Chuanshan?" Ji Shishi glanced at the entrance of the cave, his expression changed.
Tao Hua touched the flowers on her head, pretending she didn't know anything, just giggling and gloating.
"Chuanshan should be fine, you guys go back and rest." Yang Guangming waved his hand, and the [-]-foot-deep pit was quickly filled up, as if there was no such deep pit in this land.
"I'll go see Geng Er." Ji Shishi replied stiffly, then turned around and went to Geng Er.He knew that Geng Er had some special abilities, if something happened to Chuanshan, he would definitely notice it.
Geng Er felt the biting cold wind blowing, and the face that had just been exposed was flushed red.
This guy must have done it on purpose.Geng Er retracted his head and thought sadly, he is now being held under the armpit by King Kong Warcraft Man and running at high speed.
King Kong Warcraft Man seems to be enjoying the feeling of running wildly, running faster and faster.
Geng Er really wanted to ask him where he was going, but when he opened his mouth, he swallowed a mouthful of wind and sand, and immediately shrank his head back.
The two suns in the sky disappeared, the bright moon that had been staying in the north during the day was now hanging in the middle, and the seven planets of different colors in the east remained unchanged.
The weather on Thick Saturn has become more and more weird since the number of green spaces on the planet has become less and less. During the day, it is so hot that it can roast a living person, but at night it is so cold that even Qi training practitioners can hardly survive.
Arriving at a high ground, King Kong Warcraft Man stopped.
"Am I still human?"
Geng Er stretched out his head, struggled to the ground from his hand, and the tortoise shell on his body retracted automatically. "I thought you had already settled this issue in the Blood Soul Sea."
Chuan Shan was silent for a while, then sat down suddenly, bent his knees and looked at the distant stars.
"Hey?"
"I want to kiss you."
"No!" Geng Er immediately jumped three feet away.
Chuanshan didn't rush over like before, but there was sadness in his eyes looking into the distance.
Geng Er scratched his head, feeling that this person was very different tonight from the past.
"Most people around the Blood Soul Sea are not human, this place...is the human world."
"Then what's the matter?" Geng Er moved and moved, getting closer to the tall King Kong Warcraft man.
Chuanshan turned to look at him, "But I feel strange here."
Geng Er was stunned for a moment, why did he feel that the man seemed a little fragile at this time?The slightly confused and sad eyes also poked his heart.
"I am not a demon, nor a complete human being. What am I and what will I become in the future? Genji, I... am a little scared."
Perhaps this sentence is not suitable for a tall, angular face, tough temperament, and full of murderous aura of King Kong Warcraft man, but when Geng Er looked at such a Chuanshan, he found it particularly pleasing to the eye?
Geng Er's fatherly heart was swelling, and he felt that it was very necessary for him to open his warm embrace to comfort this poor guy who made himself look so different.
So Geng Er hugged Chuan Shan's head into his arms and patted his back.
Chuan Shan stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around him, put his head on his shoulder, and opened his legs to let Geng Er sit on his lap.
Chuanshan gently rubbed Geng Er's face with the tip of his nose.
Geng Er stroked his back.Like a body made of metal, the tentacles are warm and thick.
The wind and sand were still very strong, and the night air was as cold as a blade, but Geng Er could no longer feel it, and someone helped him isolate it from the outside.
"Genger,"
"Um?"
"If I lose my humanity in the future and become a demon who only knows how to kill, will you kill me yourself?"
"...Maybe I won't be able to beat you by then."
"No, I only allow you to kill me in this world, and only you can kill me. If you really want to kill me, I will catch you without a fight." Chuanshan didn't know if he was really affected by something. Pretend to be weak and pitiful, but now it's more and more true.
Something flashed before Geng Er's eyes, and his heart tightened suddenly.After nearly 200 years, he saw their future again!Why today?Or is tonight an important turning point in the fate of the two?
"Don't talk nonsense! I will watch you, you will not become a demon, you will be fine."
"but I……"
"What are you talking about? I didn't hear you clearly."
Chuanshan's arms tightened slightly, "Those people today, when I looked at them, do you know what I was thinking? I was thinking, these ants, there is no regret to die."
Geng Er felt a little chilly in his heart. He didn't know whether it was his filthy heart that affected Chuan Shan, or Chuan Shan's practice of Chaos Demon Art went wrong. "Maybe this is just the general mentality of high-level practitioners towards low-level practitioners."
"Then do you know what I was thinking when Mr. Yang and Master Bai kicked me?"
Geng Er let go of Chuan Shan and looked at his face.
Chuan Shan stretched out his fingers with long claws and gently stroked Geng Er's face.
"At that moment, I wanted to kill them."
The sharp claws cut Geng Er's face, and a trace of bright red blood spilled out.
Chuan Shan sticks out the tip of his tongue and greedily licks it away.
Geng Er was dumbfounded, a clear image appeared in his mind.he saw...
"Did you see something? About my future? Is there you there? Are you still by my side?"
not there.He's not on his side, he's on his opposite.In the endless sea of blood of thousands of corpses, standing next to this person is another person...
Dirty heart!There must be something wrong with the dirty heart.
He wondered why that rotten peach blossom followed, he must have tampered with it.He only follows if he wants to see the excitement, this guy is always afraid that the world will not be chaotic!
what to do?He was reckless, he forgot that the man in front of him had only cultivated for 400 years, and this man had also eaten skull fruit before, and was affected by the thousand-year memory of the evil demon and nightmare, and what was worse was that he was carrying a sea of blood and deep hatred. The hatred persisted under the torture of the skull fruit.
It would be fine if there were only one of these conditions, but this person had all of them.
The more Geng Er thought about it, the more flustered he became.He even began to admire Chuanshan. Under such cultivation conditions, he has managed to support it until now without a major change in his xinxing.
Taohua took back the sunflower vines and was about to harvest the seeds, when she saw that the seeds in the flower plate were eaten up by someone, she immediately jumped up and chased Geng Er.
"You greedy turtle! You eat the seeds of my little flowers again! I peeled off your turtle shell!"
Geng Er ran away.
"It's fun to have children." The lonely old man Yang Guangming stroked his beard in relief, and grabbed Chuanshan who was going to help him, "The spiritual test conference will officially start in less than a month, you boy today After making such a poisonous oath, you will let Master and I obediently stay in the door for the rest of the time, and let Master see how you have cultivated in the past 200 years."
"If you think about it, it won't take me a month, right? I plan to take advantage of this time to take a good look around Thick Saturn."
"Is there any improvement? After you finish the test, you can turn as long as you want. During this time, please be honest with me." Finally, the old man reluctantly added: "You are a demon cultivator, by the way let Bai Tong The devil will also show you."
Chuanshan's heart warmed, and he spoke the truth: "Actually, I want to see if there are any good things like Phoenix blood out there. Those cultivators who set up ambushes and rob them must have something good on them, right?"
Yang Guangming's eyes lit up, he deserves to be his good apprentice, look at this self-motivated.
"What should I do if I meet a powerful person?" In the qualifiers, there are definitely not a few people who pull out the elders of the division to change their appearance.Chuanshan can deal with cultivators below the alchemy stage, but what about those above the alchemy stage?
"Self-protection is fine." Chuanshan felt relieved when he saw that his little chubby man had the upper hand in the fight, and he spoke more casually.
"Apprentice, why does Master think you have something to hide from Master?"
Chuanshan said sincerely to that old face: "Even if I am your half-disciple, you can't expect me to tell you everything, you are not my wife."
"Get out!" Old Sheep got angry and kicked him out.What Baitong trained really wasn't good, and he dared to moles the old man.
"It's outrageous." Bai Tong added a kick.
"Bang!" The ground was smashed into a deep hole by Chuanshan.
Chuanshan had long been waiting for the two elders to weigh him, and his body was already prepared, but even so, he was kicked to the ground, and it took him a long time to prop up his body from the nearly [-]-foot-deep pit.
At the entrance of the hole a hundred feet above, two big heads lay there looking down, and one asked beautifully, "How are you? Can you climb up?"
An ugly grinning, suddenly poured down a basin of yellow sand.
"What are you doing!" cried the prettier one.
The ugly ones continue to pour yellow sand down.
If the prettier ones pounce on them, they will get into a ball with the ugly ones.
Chuanshan raised his hand with difficulty to wipe off the yellow sand on his face, and was quite satisfied with his little chubby's performance.But how is he going to get there now?Those two masters were too shameless, they bullied one of them together, kicking him to the point of exhaustion.
"Hey, who the hell got me out! I hate pits! Hate mines!"
Ji Shishi glanced at him from above the entrance of the cave, uttered the Buddha's name, and walked silently through the entrance of the cave.
"Brother Fourteen?!"
Ji Shishi already regarded Chuanshan as a real brother, but because of this, he couldn't bear to see him go astray, and he couldn't bear that as a big man, he used force to bully a beautiful boy who was weaker than himself.Geng Er didn't want to at first glance!
Tao Hua was taken away by Ji Shishi, Geng Er took a step towards the entrance of the cave, and suddenly took it back.Why do you have to save that little devil?He wouldn't die anyway.By the way, he is still angry.
"Geng Er? Er fat! Fat fat?"
Geng Er turned his head and left, asking you to name me randomly.
Yang Debao tightened his sheepskin jacket, leaned closer to the entrance of the cave and said in admiration, "Nephew, you are so amazing that you can still speak. Last time I was kicked by my brother and I lay on the bed for a whole month. You didn't even have the strength to speak for ten days. You got kicked twice this time, tsk tsk, what a young man!"
Yang Debao walked away with a sigh.
"..." Chuanshan tried his best to turn over, silently waiting for the night to come.It was getting dark, and the long day was finally over.
"Ow!"
In the middle of the night, there was a roar of a beast on the hillside of Houtumen.
Hearing the roar, Geng Er, who was wandering around the entrance of the cave, hesitating whether to get the people below out, quickly transformed into a tortoise shell, skillfully retracted all his limbs and head into the shell, and made up his mind that he would never come out until dawn.
With the roar, Yanglao and Baitong immediately appeared on the hillside, but apart from a cave nearly a hundred feet deep, there was no sign of any beasts on the hillside, and even the temporary residents in the deep pit were gone.
"Where's my nephew? It won't be taken away by wild beasts, will it?" Yang Debao also rushed over, looking into the cave again and again.
Yang Guangming turned his head to look at Bai Tong, with an uncommon seriousness on his face, "Do you know what it is?"
Bai Tong shook his head, closed and opened his eyes, "It should be a purebred natural demon, but... I'm not sure, the breath is a bit wrong."
"powerful?"
"Very powerful."
"Could it be Chuanshan?" Yang Guangming asked.
"Maybe. That person... I can't see through him now."
The three present fell silent together.
Over there, Jisi and Taohua heard the voice and came quickly from the guest room.
"What happened? Where is Chuanshan?" Ji Shishi glanced at the entrance of the cave, his expression changed.
Tao Hua touched the flowers on her head, pretending she didn't know anything, just giggling and gloating.
"Chuanshan should be fine, you guys go back and rest." Yang Guangming waved his hand, and the [-]-foot-deep pit was quickly filled up, as if there was no such deep pit in this land.
"I'll go see Geng Er." Ji Shishi replied stiffly, then turned around and went to Geng Er.He knew that Geng Er had some special abilities, if something happened to Chuanshan, he would definitely notice it.
Geng Er felt the biting cold wind blowing, and the face that had just been exposed was flushed red.
This guy must have done it on purpose.Geng Er retracted his head and thought sadly, he is now being held under the armpit by King Kong Warcraft Man and running at high speed.
King Kong Warcraft Man seems to be enjoying the feeling of running wildly, running faster and faster.
Geng Er really wanted to ask him where he was going, but when he opened his mouth, he swallowed a mouthful of wind and sand, and immediately shrank his head back.
The two suns in the sky disappeared, the bright moon that had been staying in the north during the day was now hanging in the middle, and the seven planets of different colors in the east remained unchanged.
The weather on Thick Saturn has become more and more weird since the number of green spaces on the planet has become less and less. During the day, it is so hot that it can roast a living person, but at night it is so cold that even Qi training practitioners can hardly survive.
Arriving at a high ground, King Kong Warcraft Man stopped.
"Am I still human?"
Geng Er stretched out his head, struggled to the ground from his hand, and the tortoise shell on his body retracted automatically. "I thought you had already settled this issue in the Blood Soul Sea."
Chuan Shan was silent for a while, then sat down suddenly, bent his knees and looked at the distant stars.
"Hey?"
"I want to kiss you."
"No!" Geng Er immediately jumped three feet away.
Chuanshan didn't rush over like before, but there was sadness in his eyes looking into the distance.
Geng Er scratched his head, feeling that this person was very different tonight from the past.
"Most people around the Blood Soul Sea are not human, this place...is the human world."
"Then what's the matter?" Geng Er moved and moved, getting closer to the tall King Kong Warcraft man.
Chuanshan turned to look at him, "But I feel strange here."
Geng Er was stunned for a moment, why did he feel that the man seemed a little fragile at this time?The slightly confused and sad eyes also poked his heart.
"I am not a demon, nor a complete human being. What am I and what will I become in the future? Genji, I... am a little scared."
Perhaps this sentence is not suitable for a tall, angular face, tough temperament, and full of murderous aura of King Kong Warcraft man, but when Geng Er looked at such a Chuanshan, he found it particularly pleasing to the eye?
Geng Er's fatherly heart was swelling, and he felt that it was very necessary for him to open his warm embrace to comfort this poor guy who made himself look so different.
So Geng Er hugged Chuan Shan's head into his arms and patted his back.
Chuan Shan stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around him, put his head on his shoulder, and opened his legs to let Geng Er sit on his lap.
Chuanshan gently rubbed Geng Er's face with the tip of his nose.
Geng Er stroked his back.Like a body made of metal, the tentacles are warm and thick.
The wind and sand were still very strong, and the night air was as cold as a blade, but Geng Er could no longer feel it, and someone helped him isolate it from the outside.
"Genger,"
"Um?"
"If I lose my humanity in the future and become a demon who only knows how to kill, will you kill me yourself?"
"...Maybe I won't be able to beat you by then."
"No, I only allow you to kill me in this world, and only you can kill me. If you really want to kill me, I will catch you without a fight." Chuanshan didn't know if he was really affected by something. Pretend to be weak and pitiful, but now it's more and more true.
Something flashed before Geng Er's eyes, and his heart tightened suddenly.After nearly 200 years, he saw their future again!Why today?Or is tonight an important turning point in the fate of the two?
"Don't talk nonsense! I will watch you, you will not become a demon, you will be fine."
"but I……"
"What are you talking about? I didn't hear you clearly."
Chuanshan's arms tightened slightly, "Those people today, when I looked at them, do you know what I was thinking? I was thinking, these ants, there is no regret to die."
Geng Er felt a little chilly in his heart. He didn't know whether it was his filthy heart that affected Chuan Shan, or Chuan Shan's practice of Chaos Demon Art went wrong. "Maybe this is just the general mentality of high-level practitioners towards low-level practitioners."
"Then do you know what I was thinking when Mr. Yang and Master Bai kicked me?"
Geng Er let go of Chuan Shan and looked at his face.
Chuan Shan stretched out his fingers with long claws and gently stroked Geng Er's face.
"At that moment, I wanted to kill them."
The sharp claws cut Geng Er's face, and a trace of bright red blood spilled out.
Chuan Shan sticks out the tip of his tongue and greedily licks it away.
Geng Er was dumbfounded, a clear image appeared in his mind.he saw...
"Did you see something? About my future? Is there you there? Are you still by my side?"
not there.He's not on his side, he's on his opposite.In the endless sea of blood of thousands of corpses, standing next to this person is another person...
Dirty heart!There must be something wrong with the dirty heart.
He wondered why that rotten peach blossom followed, he must have tampered with it.He only follows if he wants to see the excitement, this guy is always afraid that the world will not be chaotic!
what to do?He was reckless, he forgot that the man in front of him had only cultivated for 400 years, and this man had also eaten skull fruit before, and was affected by the thousand-year memory of the evil demon and nightmare, and what was worse was that he was carrying a sea of blood and deep hatred. The hatred persisted under the torture of the skull fruit.
It would be fine if there were only one of these conditions, but this person had all of them.
The more Geng Er thought about it, the more flustered he became.He even began to admire Chuanshan. Under such cultivation conditions, he has managed to support it until now without a major change in his xinxing.
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