[Jianwang 3] Sword 3 that we have been in love with in those years

Waiting for him to talk about the updated news in the space.

In fact, I still like to pay attention to other people's space and talk about it.

Sometimes it looks like a TV series when you watch it together.

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For example, some time ago, Xiaofeng was thrown out by his family to go on a blind date.

On the first day, Xiaofeng said, your sister and brother are only in their early twenties.

The next day Xiaofeng said that we will meet tomorrow, please don't be a dinosaur!

On the third day, Xiaofeng said, I found a treasure, and this girl is mine!Wow haha!

On the fourth day, Xiaofeng said, Shit, he didn't like me...

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Speaking of which, we all paid homage to Master Er Shao in the new area this time.

Feng Shui turns around, I smiled and looked at Xiaofeng.

The friendship is endless, the younger brother looked at Xiaofeng with a smile

The marriage is bound by a thread, Xue Wu looked at Xiaofeng with a smile.

You sister!Xiaofeng gave us a white look.

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Er Shao is also a little uncomfortable with this role change.

Sometimes his cute apprentice asks him Tang Men asks him some questions.

He didn't even want to reply with a word.

Go ask your master!

His apprentice asked in surprise, is that my master?

Oh, it's the fifth junior brother you mentioned.

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It took Er Shao's cute apprentice all afternoon to finally understand.

The fourth junior brother in his mouth is his junior junior brother.

The fifth junior brother he mentioned was his ancestor.

The Sixth Martial Sister he was talking about was his Martial Uncle.

The Seventh Junior Brother he was talking about was his Grand Master Patriarch.

Of course, this is not difficult.

The difficulty is that this is only the beginning of the problem.

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The relationship between these four seniors should be like this.

Shidi is the younger brother of Shishuzu.

Shizuzu and Shizu are good friends.

Taishizu and Shizu are good brothers.

And the name of the younger brother to the grand master is brother-in-law...

The issue of Jiansan's seniority is a century-old research project that plagues mankind in the 21st century.

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Nothing, call it whatever you want.

Xiaofeng graciously comforted the second young master's cute apprentice.

In fact, there is nothing difficult to understand about this, it is all about fate.

My former master was a bastard.

My current master is still a bastard.

That said, nothing has changed.

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What do you mean?I asked Xiaofeng threateningly.

What do you mean?The second young master asked Xiaofeng helplessly.

Xiaofeng was noncommittal, but the second young master's cute apprentice seemed to be enlightened.

Oh, master, is it because of this that you see through the world of mortals and become a monk?

The second young master and I were relatively speechless, with tears streaming down our faces.

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Xue Wu looked at our lineup happily.

Look, look, it doesn't look like the four masters and apprentices went to the west to learn scriptures.

Xiaofeng looked at his monk, what do you mean I am a Tang monk?

Who said that?Master is obviously the second young master!Xue Wu looked at Xiaofeng strangely.

I'll go, obviously I'm a monk, okay!Xiaofeng said depressedly.

Brother, the four masters and apprentices are all monks... I said helplessly.

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Then the second young master played Tang Seng, and it was such a happy decision.Xue Wu said happily.

Is it a little early for you to be happy?I asked weakly.

Why is it a little early to be happy?

The question is, if the second young master played Tang Seng, how would you choose?

What to choose?

Do you plan to be a monkey, a pig, or a strange uncle...

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This is not the key issue, is it?

The key question should be how the five of us divide into four roles!

Xue Wu's younger brother said helplessly, as if he was very worried about the IQ of our group.

It's okay, Xiaofeng can play the white dragon horse.I said calmly.

Xiaofeng pondered for a while and looked at me, your uncle!

The second young master pondered for a while and secretly said to me, Your uncle!

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We quickly teamed up to 73.

Look at the time, it's time to eat again.

We think everyone should buy some fast food drinks to bring back.

So I decided to leave Xue Wu at home to tidy up a bit.

Xue Wu's younger brother went to a nearby fast food restaurant to buy some staple food.

And Xiaofeng and I went to the supermarket to make purchases.

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I thought that according to your usual style, you wouldn't pull me out.

I originally wanted to leave you and Xue Wu to clean up together.

Why did you change your mind?I was so bright that I couldn't keep my eyes open.

What do you think I called you out for?Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and looked at me.

You, you, you... You really don't want to kill people in broad daylight, do you?

Suffering from persecution paranoia, I just want to chat with you alone.

Scared me to death, you look like a sea of ​​hatred.

This obviously hates iron but not steel...

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What are you and Xue Wu now?

I'll go, I knew you were planning to take personal revenge!

Go, go, I'm seriously asking you.

Well, it should be a good friend who pretends to be a fake lover...

Oh, well, the foreshadowing is over, it's time for me to talk about my business.

ah?I was taken aback by Xiaofeng's sudden change of lewd expression.

By the way, Xiaofeng himself called that look sincere...

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After such a scary topic, I felt a little pressure.

I took a deep breath and silently reserved my strength to wait for Xiaofeng's main topic.

Xiaofeng was silent for a while, and said softly, I have a crush on a girl.

Oh... I still don't understand that this has half a dime to do with the previous foreshadowing.

I'm serious, can you answer seriously?Have you ever seen me so serious?

If it's serious, I've seen it before.

Your sister, when?

Your fifth first love, sixth first love... until the No.15 first love, probably these times...

you sir!

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Xiaofeng is a very affectionate person.

The so-called heart is open to gold and stone, so God also favors him.

In the short and long years that I have known him.

He keeps writing his own stories in his life or on the Internet.

Counting, he has 42 first loves and 93 true loves...

70.00% of them are girls.

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Xiaofeng is the kind of person who loses his mind when he sees a pretty girl.

I remember one day when we were still studying at school, we went to the water room to fetch water.

Suddenly, a pure and pleasant girl behind us asked us gently, is the water hot?

Xiaofeng's mind went blank, he turned on the faucet, and stretched out his hand.

Burned a bit and almost jumped up.

Hot, hot, absolutely hot!While blowing his fingers, Xiaofeng happily said to the frightened girl.

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This time, I met a girl through a friend introduction.

Xiaofeng attached great importance to it, and bought a bouquet of roses for her.

The girl accepted it happily, but blamed Xiaofeng.

Roses are so vulgar. There is a saying that the lifespan of a flower is the same as that of love.

Xiaofeng looked at me, the bunch of flowers withered in two days, does this mean that my love is gone?

I patted him on the shoulder, no, even if love is gone, adultery still exists...

you sir!

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Xiaofeng lit a cigarette, sighed to himself,

In fact, she obviously likes it, but she just refuses to admit it, right?

My heart skipped a beat, and then I looked at Xiaofeng warily.

But it seems that Xiaofeng is indeed talking to himself.

Well, let’s develop slowly and learn to quit smoking first.I looked at Xiaofeng sincerely.

Xiaofeng glanced at me and frowned, what do you mean by that wretched look on your face?

I want to cry but have no tears. Why is this sentence so familiar?

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Let me go and tell you that there is a yarn for you, you have never given Xuewu flowers or anything.

But speaking of it, I did send her flowers.

when? The ones on YY don’t count!

At that time, she often surfed the Internet for a long time, and bought it specially for her.

what flower?

cactus.

I should have thought of it earlier...

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Thinking about it this way, the saying that Huashou sympathizes with the elders is indeed inaccurate.

In theory, cacti obviously live the longest.

But if you confess your love with a pot of cactus, then... basically there will be no more.

Conversely, when you actually think about it, the saying that Huashou sympathizes with the elders is also debatable.

In theory, cacti do live the longest.

But there are also masters like Xue Wu whose birthday horoscope is incompatible with plants, and forcibly raised the cactus to death in three days...

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We left the supermarket and left the air conditioner.

The sudden rise in temperature actually makes people feel dizzy.

Xiaofeng narrowed his eyes, uncle, what the hell is going on.

hot?To give you an idea, stick your tongue out and it will be better.I'm serious.

Xiaofeng tried it, then looked at me warily, why didn't you do this?

I'm not like you, I'm human...

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When we returned home with our things, we met Xue Wu's murderous eyes head on,

What did you write for my QQ impression?Xue Wu asked me coldly.

What did you write?I asked blankly.

What does it mean to say that I look really inspiring?

This... this... you listen to my explanation!

What is your explanation?

Me, me, I originally wanted to be a natural beauty! !

The evil Sogou Pinyin...

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Xue Wu pointed to the evil natural inspiration on her screen.

I was shocked to find that there were twelve other people who agreed with this point of view...

Delete this sentence for me, and then praise me again.

Is this a bit... I looked at Xiaofeng's face with a smirk.

Or find someone who agrees with this impression and destroy them.

good!I took a vicious look at Xiaofeng who had a strange expression.

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The younger brother said that he didn't bring much money this time, and he didn't know if it was enough to eat.

Xue Wu said it should be enough, it's so hot, don't cut off the power again.

Xiaofeng said that it was not enough. We still have instant food to buy, it’s okay.

I squatted in the corner, teasing the cat, and deeply realized that short