Ling] quietly said to you: Xiaofeng is really annoying!
065
After Xiaofeng joined the Tang Sect, he complained to me every day about the Tang Sect's lightness skills.
Flying corpses can be seen every day at the gate of the division.
Xiaofeng looked at me suspiciously, didn't you say that the Tang Sect is the strongest?
I calmly explained, well, Tang Sect is too heaven-defying, human beings can no longer stop him, so the only ones who can kill them are themselves.
Xiaofeng looked at me suspiciously, then why was the leg of our sect leader broken?
I said out of conscience, um, Tang Sect is so against the sky, no one dares to fight him with legs, so he fell by himself...
Xiaofeng looked at me suspiciously, isn't our master's technique too weak?
Nonsense, you all fell to your death, he just broke a leg...
066
Xue Wu's level was stuck at 50, and she firmly resisted me and other people's help.
Xiaofeng's operation became more and more proficient, and he could take care of himself completely.
rhubarb……
Speaking of which, I haven't seen rhubarb for a long time...
Whether it's in the game or in the dormitory.
Then I suddenly remembered that it seems that the training camp of the basketball team has begun...
I quickly pulled out my silent phone.
78 missed calls...
067
When I hurried to the training ground, everyone had already started to rest.
I brewed a bellyful of apology, and walked quickly to the coach.
The coach saw me and walked over with a smile, is the injury healed?
I was taken aback, and swallowed the reasons that came to my lips.
The coach still asked with a smile, is the injury serious?
I saw rhubarb winking at me, and I said calmly, it's not heavy, just take a rest and it will be fine.
The coach waved his hand, and I ran to Da Huang's side and waited for the next stage of training.
Thanks, I pat the rhubarb.
As it should, Rhubarb played with the mineral water in his hand.
How did I get hurt?String under the offer.
bitten by a dog...
...Your uncle...
068
During training all afternoon, everyone was asking me about my weird injury.
He recovered so quickly after being bitten, isn't the dog big?
Didn't you run away when it bit you, was it too watery?
Is the rabies vaccine expensive? Do you have any sequelae?
I burst into tears and began to lie.
By the time the training was over, the story was complete.
I was chased and bitten by a Chihuahua for two streets one scorching afternoon, then tripped and sprained my ankle and was advised to take a week off.As for why I was chased and bitten by a dog, I insisted that it must be instigated by Rhubarb...
Rhubarb burst into tears.
069
Rhubarb will be with his girlfriend the next day, and I have continued to enjoy the "dog bite" vacation.
In the evening, Rhubarb came back angrily, grabbed my neck and shook me vigorously.
It’s okay if you don’t ask for leave, but you asked for leave for me!
It's okay to ask me for leave, and you can make up a reason for me!
You can make up a reason for me, but you can do it yourself!
It's fine if you don't go by yourself, don't ask girls to go!
You can ask the girl to go, but you should explain it!
You translate for me, Nima, what is "period"!
I want to cry without tears.
070
With more and more people at level 80, the group leader organized everyone to prepare to take down Long Yuanze and Dihua.
At the same time, the third child next door to me has been comforting his girlfriend on the phone, giving me goosebumps.
After hanging up the phone, the youngest sighed quietly.
I'm really useless, I can't help her share the pain.
Da Huang stared at the screen and said absently, "It's all right, Auntie, you can't do anything about it."
I also stared at the screen and said absent-mindedly, "It's okay, auntie, just don't let her come next time."
Then there was deathly silence.
Then I got disconnected for half an hour magically...
Conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't have any evil intentions at the time, those who understand in seconds will face the wall by themselves!
Half an hour later, I sat in front of the computer with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
[Gang Guild][Shao Zijin]: Sorry, I tripped just now...
071
When they went online, they had already dealt with Long Yuanze, and I silently squeezed into Dihua's team.
[Chu Tiankuo] quietly said to you: Are you busy?
You quietly said to [Chu Tiankuo]: Yes.
[Chu Tiankuo] quietly said to you: What are you doing?
You quietly said to [Chu Tiankuo]: Prepare to shoot Dihua.
[Chu Tiankuo] quietly said to you: Isn't it?Do you also play Dihua when you reach the full level?
You quietly said to [Chu Tiankuo]: Yes.
At the time, I didn't realize how misleading Xiaofeng was with such a casual sentence...
This directly led to the postponement of Xiaofeng's plan to reach the full speed level by at least 1 day...
072
Remember what I said, in the game due to various chances and coincidences, my title became Rhubarb.
So much so that rhubarb and I tend to confuse the appellation.
The way I differentiate is simple.
The rhubarb that comes out of my computer is basically called me, and the others are genuine rhubarb.
The method of distinguishing rhubarb is simpler——
Anyone restricted by modifiers such as "two", "water", "dumb" and "stupid" are all referring to me;
Anyone who is modified by introductory words such as "handsome", "tall", "ox" and "rhinoceros" is referring to him.
your sister's...
073
Speaking of which, in addition to Master, I also paid homage to the team leader and senior sister who rose to level 80 before me.
The head of the same Tibetan sword became the master who gave me the most advice.
In addition to the general technical problems of Tibetan swords, it is even more instructive in ordinary activities.
such as--
"Rhubarb, you made another mistake!"
"Rhubarb, watch your blood!"
"Rhubarb, you're going the wrong way!"
"Rhubarb...forget it, you lie down..."
I humbly accept the lying corpse.
Rhubarb, who was lying on the gun, burst into tears.
074
I thought I was the only novice in the team, but it turns out that my understanding is too narrow.
A companion accidentally got lost on the road and ran into Dihuaqian Mountain.
The head of the group said hello to me helplessly, Rhubarb, you go and pick it up.
That being said, it still looks very reliable to me!
I happily walked out of the copy to meet my lost teammates.
5 minutes later……
The leader sighed helplessly in YY.
At a loss, I was stunned for a while in the ordinary Dihuaqian mountain.
The lost partner was stunned for a moment in the mountain in front of the hero Dihua.
075
Finally, the whole group gathered in the dungeon, and the group leader began to explain how to play.
We rushed to the first boss—Peony with full confidence.
At that time, I turned on NPC sound effects and YY voice.
So an extremely weird combination of sounds came out of my computer.
The leader asked gently, did everyone understand?
Peony replied charmingly, your words are the direction of my life!
I knelt down then...
076
Due to another change in personnel, the team took a short rest in front of Peony when the team leader called for reinforcements again.
There is also a Tang Sect in the team who is not from our gang, and it seems to be quite sharp.
This sharp Tang loves playing tricks very much, and I just happened to be happy to play tricks with others that day...
Why does it sound so cheap...
A Tang Sect quietly said to you: Can you see me, I'm invisible!
You quietly said to a certain Tang Sect: Wow, I can't see it!
A certain Tang Sect quietly said to you: Hehe, I am here!
[Peony]: Hehe, I'm here!
You quietly said to a certain Tang Sect: ...
A certain Tang Sect quietly said to you: Shit!
077
Xue Wu deliberately went to the game to pay attention to the situation of my first raid.
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: Where did you hit?
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: I'm getting old now, wait a minute, I've been playing monsters for a while and said...
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: Oh.
You quietly said to [Yu Piao Ling]: Alright.
[Yu Piaoling] Quietly said to you: Finished the fight?So fast!
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: No, I died...
[Yu Piao Ling] quietly said to you: ...
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: Wait until someone fights me!
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: Yes.
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: Alright...
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: ... so soon, you died again?
You quietly said to [Yu Piao Ling]: How can it be.
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: Oh?Is that over?
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: Extinct...
[Yu Piao Ling] quietly said to you: ...
078
The head of the group firmly believes that killing once is the best teaching.
I think it makes sense.
Because the teacher once taught me that practice is more important than theory.
I have also always believed in the fact that truth can be found through repeated practice.
Wait... Repeated practice?
repeatedly……
I suddenly had an ominous premonition.
079
After struggling for a while, we successfully brought down this evildoer.
Xue Wu asked me to send him my DPS statistics.
I took a screenshot and sent it to the discussion group.
After seeing it, Xue Wu happily said, "Sharp, number one in DPS."
After seeing it, Xiaofeng said suspiciously, group book, how come there are only 5 people's data?
After seeing it, Rhubarb said calmly, where did you start cutting it?
The eyes of the masses are always discerning.
The crowd's onlookers are always cheating.
I burst into tears.
080
I have always felt that DPS is my flaw.
It's fine if you can't beat the Tang Sect, their profession is against the sky.
It's fine if you can't beat the leader, he has sharp tactics.
But my grades on the stakes are not as good as Xiaomeng's.
Suddenly thinking of Xiaomeng, I couldn't help feeling a little sad.
When we played the team book, I really wanted to call Xiaomeng.
But, at that time...
Xiaomeng has left the gang for two days.
081
Xiaomeng told me that she was leaving within a few days after she was promoted to post-80s.
Because she used to be friends with
065
After Xiaofeng joined the Tang Sect, he complained to me every day about the Tang Sect's lightness skills.
Flying corpses can be seen every day at the gate of the division.
Xiaofeng looked at me suspiciously, didn't you say that the Tang Sect is the strongest?
I calmly explained, well, Tang Sect is too heaven-defying, human beings can no longer stop him, so the only ones who can kill them are themselves.
Xiaofeng looked at me suspiciously, then why was the leg of our sect leader broken?
I said out of conscience, um, Tang Sect is so against the sky, no one dares to fight him with legs, so he fell by himself...
Xiaofeng looked at me suspiciously, isn't our master's technique too weak?
Nonsense, you all fell to your death, he just broke a leg...
066
Xue Wu's level was stuck at 50, and she firmly resisted me and other people's help.
Xiaofeng's operation became more and more proficient, and he could take care of himself completely.
rhubarb……
Speaking of which, I haven't seen rhubarb for a long time...
Whether it's in the game or in the dormitory.
Then I suddenly remembered that it seems that the training camp of the basketball team has begun...
I quickly pulled out my silent phone.
78 missed calls...
067
When I hurried to the training ground, everyone had already started to rest.
I brewed a bellyful of apology, and walked quickly to the coach.
The coach saw me and walked over with a smile, is the injury healed?
I was taken aback, and swallowed the reasons that came to my lips.
The coach still asked with a smile, is the injury serious?
I saw rhubarb winking at me, and I said calmly, it's not heavy, just take a rest and it will be fine.
The coach waved his hand, and I ran to Da Huang's side and waited for the next stage of training.
Thanks, I pat the rhubarb.
As it should, Rhubarb played with the mineral water in his hand.
How did I get hurt?String under the offer.
bitten by a dog...
...Your uncle...
068
During training all afternoon, everyone was asking me about my weird injury.
He recovered so quickly after being bitten, isn't the dog big?
Didn't you run away when it bit you, was it too watery?
Is the rabies vaccine expensive? Do you have any sequelae?
I burst into tears and began to lie.
By the time the training was over, the story was complete.
I was chased and bitten by a Chihuahua for two streets one scorching afternoon, then tripped and sprained my ankle and was advised to take a week off.As for why I was chased and bitten by a dog, I insisted that it must be instigated by Rhubarb...
Rhubarb burst into tears.
069
Rhubarb will be with his girlfriend the next day, and I have continued to enjoy the "dog bite" vacation.
In the evening, Rhubarb came back angrily, grabbed my neck and shook me vigorously.
It’s okay if you don’t ask for leave, but you asked for leave for me!
It's okay to ask me for leave, and you can make up a reason for me!
You can make up a reason for me, but you can do it yourself!
It's fine if you don't go by yourself, don't ask girls to go!
You can ask the girl to go, but you should explain it!
You translate for me, Nima, what is "period"!
I want to cry without tears.
070
With more and more people at level 80, the group leader organized everyone to prepare to take down Long Yuanze and Dihua.
At the same time, the third child next door to me has been comforting his girlfriend on the phone, giving me goosebumps.
After hanging up the phone, the youngest sighed quietly.
I'm really useless, I can't help her share the pain.
Da Huang stared at the screen and said absently, "It's all right, Auntie, you can't do anything about it."
I also stared at the screen and said absent-mindedly, "It's okay, auntie, just don't let her come next time."
Then there was deathly silence.
Then I got disconnected for half an hour magically...
Conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't have any evil intentions at the time, those who understand in seconds will face the wall by themselves!
Half an hour later, I sat in front of the computer with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
[Gang Guild][Shao Zijin]: Sorry, I tripped just now...
071
When they went online, they had already dealt with Long Yuanze, and I silently squeezed into Dihua's team.
[Chu Tiankuo] quietly said to you: Are you busy?
You quietly said to [Chu Tiankuo]: Yes.
[Chu Tiankuo] quietly said to you: What are you doing?
You quietly said to [Chu Tiankuo]: Prepare to shoot Dihua.
[Chu Tiankuo] quietly said to you: Isn't it?Do you also play Dihua when you reach the full level?
You quietly said to [Chu Tiankuo]: Yes.
At the time, I didn't realize how misleading Xiaofeng was with such a casual sentence...
This directly led to the postponement of Xiaofeng's plan to reach the full speed level by at least 1 day...
072
Remember what I said, in the game due to various chances and coincidences, my title became Rhubarb.
So much so that rhubarb and I tend to confuse the appellation.
The way I differentiate is simple.
The rhubarb that comes out of my computer is basically called me, and the others are genuine rhubarb.
The method of distinguishing rhubarb is simpler——
Anyone restricted by modifiers such as "two", "water", "dumb" and "stupid" are all referring to me;
Anyone who is modified by introductory words such as "handsome", "tall", "ox" and "rhinoceros" is referring to him.
your sister's...
073
Speaking of which, in addition to Master, I also paid homage to the team leader and senior sister who rose to level 80 before me.
The head of the same Tibetan sword became the master who gave me the most advice.
In addition to the general technical problems of Tibetan swords, it is even more instructive in ordinary activities.
such as--
"Rhubarb, you made another mistake!"
"Rhubarb, watch your blood!"
"Rhubarb, you're going the wrong way!"
"Rhubarb...forget it, you lie down..."
I humbly accept the lying corpse.
Rhubarb, who was lying on the gun, burst into tears.
074
I thought I was the only novice in the team, but it turns out that my understanding is too narrow.
A companion accidentally got lost on the road and ran into Dihuaqian Mountain.
The head of the group said hello to me helplessly, Rhubarb, you go and pick it up.
That being said, it still looks very reliable to me!
I happily walked out of the copy to meet my lost teammates.
5 minutes later……
The leader sighed helplessly in YY.
At a loss, I was stunned for a while in the ordinary Dihuaqian mountain.
The lost partner was stunned for a moment in the mountain in front of the hero Dihua.
075
Finally, the whole group gathered in the dungeon, and the group leader began to explain how to play.
We rushed to the first boss—Peony with full confidence.
At that time, I turned on NPC sound effects and YY voice.
So an extremely weird combination of sounds came out of my computer.
The leader asked gently, did everyone understand?
Peony replied charmingly, your words are the direction of my life!
I knelt down then...
076
Due to another change in personnel, the team took a short rest in front of Peony when the team leader called for reinforcements again.
There is also a Tang Sect in the team who is not from our gang, and it seems to be quite sharp.
This sharp Tang loves playing tricks very much, and I just happened to be happy to play tricks with others that day...
Why does it sound so cheap...
A Tang Sect quietly said to you: Can you see me, I'm invisible!
You quietly said to a certain Tang Sect: Wow, I can't see it!
A certain Tang Sect quietly said to you: Hehe, I am here!
[Peony]: Hehe, I'm here!
You quietly said to a certain Tang Sect: ...
A certain Tang Sect quietly said to you: Shit!
077
Xue Wu deliberately went to the game to pay attention to the situation of my first raid.
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: Where did you hit?
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: I'm getting old now, wait a minute, I've been playing monsters for a while and said...
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: Oh.
You quietly said to [Yu Piao Ling]: Alright.
[Yu Piaoling] Quietly said to you: Finished the fight?So fast!
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: No, I died...
[Yu Piao Ling] quietly said to you: ...
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: Wait until someone fights me!
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: Yes.
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: Alright...
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: ... so soon, you died again?
You quietly said to [Yu Piao Ling]: How can it be.
[Yu Piaoling] quietly said to you: Oh?Is that over?
You quietly said to [Yu Piaoling]: Extinct...
[Yu Piao Ling] quietly said to you: ...
078
The head of the group firmly believes that killing once is the best teaching.
I think it makes sense.
Because the teacher once taught me that practice is more important than theory.
I have also always believed in the fact that truth can be found through repeated practice.
Wait... Repeated practice?
repeatedly……
I suddenly had an ominous premonition.
079
After struggling for a while, we successfully brought down this evildoer.
Xue Wu asked me to send him my DPS statistics.
I took a screenshot and sent it to the discussion group.
After seeing it, Xue Wu happily said, "Sharp, number one in DPS."
After seeing it, Xiaofeng said suspiciously, group book, how come there are only 5 people's data?
After seeing it, Rhubarb said calmly, where did you start cutting it?
The eyes of the masses are always discerning.
The crowd's onlookers are always cheating.
I burst into tears.
080
I have always felt that DPS is my flaw.
It's fine if you can't beat the Tang Sect, their profession is against the sky.
It's fine if you can't beat the leader, he has sharp tactics.
But my grades on the stakes are not as good as Xiaomeng's.
Suddenly thinking of Xiaomeng, I couldn't help feeling a little sad.
When we played the team book, I really wanted to call Xiaomeng.
But, at that time...
Xiaomeng has left the gang for two days.
081
Xiaomeng told me that she was leaving within a few days after she was promoted to post-80s.
Because she used to be friends with
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