After marrying a hell assistant

In Bai Ze's Kampo Pharmacy, he was unhappy, Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi would not wrong himself, took the wine and turned around, no one could cheap Bai Ze, Bai Ze left behind was desperate because of the loss of good wine land.

"At least keep the wine!" Bai Ze said painfully.

It's not that he can't afford wine, but how can the ones delivered by others be the same as the ones he buys? Perhaps this is the power of the legendary prostitution.

Guiwu Tsuji Wuyan took the wine with him and it was not easy to throw it away. After all, he bought it with money, so he had to go back to Yan Mo Hall first.

Gui Deng seemed to be going out with the report, and bumped into Guiwu Tsuji who came back, and wanted to say a few words, but noticed something extra in Guiwu Tsuji's hand.

Before Ghost Lantern could speak, Ghost Dance Tsuji explained guiltily: "I didn't drink it."

"If you want, I think I can have a drink or two." A small amount of alcohol will not harm Oni Wu Tsuji's body, but Oni Wu Tsuji's situation can't be too indulgent, one or two glasses is just right.

Why does he have to let the ghost lamp stare at him when he drinks, and is it necessary for him to drink one or two glasses of wine?

Oni Wu Tsuji rested his mind, "I'll take care of you."

Glancing at the brand of red wine, Gui Deng raised his eyebrows, as expected, Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi would not treat him badly.

"Drink it after your child is born." Ghost Lantern didn't plan to drink it alone.

The topic changed suddenly, Gui Wu Tsuji pursed his lips, he seemed to have never paid attention to one thing before, that is, how did he give birth to this child?

For the first time, a blank expression appeared on Oni Wu Tsuji's face. Although he knew that he had a new life in his stomach, he didn't feel much about it. Except for sleeping a little too much, Oni Wu Tsuji's own adverse reactions were almost equal to No.Rather than treating it as his own unborn child, Guiwu Tsuji Wumi prefers to ignore it indifferently, who would pay attention to a ray of air if he has nothing to do.

"Do you know how to live?" Ghost Dance Tsuji Wucan asked Ghost Lamp.

Ghost Lamp hesitated and said, "Don't you know?"

"Why do I need to know this?" Onimai Tsuji Mumi was still young before he became an oni, and it was impossible for him to have a wife with his body at that time.A ghost is a creature that does not need the ability to reproduce. His blood can create compatriots. The lower the creature, the stronger the fertility. Ghost Wu Tsuji thinks he is superior to humans, so it is impossible to find a human woman.

Ghost Lantern took out a textbook, "First of all, you have to understand the body structure of women."

"You don't need to talk about these things." Guiwu Tsuji Wuchan certainly knows how human women give birth to children, and he is not a fool. The key point is how can he, a ghost king, give birth like a woman in embarrassment!

Gui Deng seemed to have discovered the problem with Oni Wu Tsuji, and said, "You don't like this child?"

"..." Guiwu Tsuji fell silent, Gui Deng's insight was still the same, he knew that he should defend himself, but the courage he didn't know came from made him shut up tightly.

The ghost lamp was not angry, and said logically: "Since there is one, it will be born."

The child is several months old, and it is impossible for Gui Deng to take Oni Wu Tsuji to have an abortion. This approach is also unrealistic.As for raising children, Ghost Lamp is not masculine in this regard, it is impossible for Oni Wu Tsuji to be responsible alone, Ghost Lamp doesn't mind spending most of the time with him, and it is not all good for children to rely too much on their parents.

This is hell, not this world.

"It's easy for you to say." Ghost Dance Tsuji Musan hummed.

Gui Deng's hand covered the top of Gui Wu Tsuji's head and rubbed it, his voice was unbelievably gentle, "You have worked hard all this time." The arrival of this child was unexpected to him, but when it arrived, he was ready to welcome it .

Guiwu Tsuji Wucan's ears, hidden under his hair, turned slightly red. He felt that his body was a little out of his control, and it must be that the effect of his golden elixir hadn't expired.

"Go and sit there." Ghost Lantern moved a chair and placed it next to his seat.

It's not the first time that Ghost Dance Tsuji has worked with him. He doesn't know the fun of ghost lamp work, and he won't even touch such boring documents.

King Yan Mo originally wanted to be lazy, but when he saw Guiwu Tsuji Wumi accompanying Ghost Lantern, he instantly felt embarrassed, and could no longer push work to Ghost Lantern like before. Parent-supervisor is a bit too much.

Ghost Lantern counted the reports to be distributed to various departments, and the king actually completed them on time.

Oni Wu Tsuji has a snapdragon ballpoint pen with a ghost lamp. I bought nearly a box of this kind of ballpoint pen ghost lamp. After all, they will always be permanently scrapped due to the violence of the ghost lamp, so the family will naturally stock up.

"Want to take a nap?" Ghost Lantern asked suddenly.

Guiwu Tsuji nodded casually, he didn't want to sit here all the time.

"Then I will accompany you."

Accompany you?Onimai Tsuji took a deep breath, did this mean it literally?

Usually, Ghost Lantern has a lunch break, but the time will not be too long. Whoever makes the meal counts as lunch break, but this rule was made by Ghost Lantern himself, so I don’t think there is a problem. some.

After the meal, Gui Deng took a rare leave of absence to accompany Gui Wu Tsuji to take a nap.

Yes, take a nap.

Kibu Tsuji blinked his head against the pillow, but still didn't understand why it happened.

Oni Leng's hand covered Onimai Tsuji's eyes, "Sleep."

I don't know, I thought that the ghost lantern was coaxing the kindergarten children to take a nap, and Guiwu Tsuji was in a complicated mood.

Oni Wu Tsuji thought he would not be able to fall asleep, but for some reason, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon when he woke up.

The ghost lamp is lying on the bed with its right hand propped on its side and reading a book. The ghost lamp in life is not as rigorous as its working state. On the contrary, it is very casual, and it can be as happy as it is.

"Why don't you go to court?"

"Your Majesty is motivated today."

Gui Wu Tsuji's mouth twitched, how long can Yan Mo's enthusiasm last?The most reliable thing in this world is King Yan Mo's persistence.

Ghost Lantern glanced at Guiwu Tsuji, and said, "I know it." King Yan Mo, who has been lazy for a few days, is completely sorry for himself who often stays up late.

"Can you change the book?" Onimai Tsuji's eyes fell on the words "pregnancy guide" on the book cover.

"It's changed, this is the second volume." Ghost Lantern pointed out the surprise of the two volumes, and explained, "The first volume is about pregnancy, and the second volume is about parenting."

Guiwu Tsuji Wumi lifted the warm quilt, "Where do you have time to spare?" He hasn't seen the ghost lamp to ponder his research for the past few days.

The ghost lamp said calmly: "Research can be done at any time." Ghosts have a long life, which is different from humans, and this is not a waste of time.

"what ever."

Guiwu Tsuji got out of bed, but he still sat on the side of the bed, and said inexplicably, "You also think children are important?"

"Why do you ask this question?"

"I haven't seen you accompany me before." As usual, the ghost lamp is still judging the dead in Yan Mo Hall at this time.

Ghost Lantern did not directly respond to this question, but instead asked, "Do you want me to accompany you?"

Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi was speechless, before he could tactfully express his opinion, Gui Deng asked himself and answered: "I thought you didn't want me to find out about your little trick."

If Ghost Lantern really takes time to accompany Oni Wu Tsuji Wumi every day, Gui Wu Tsuji Wumi is doomed to be a hell girl with a tight tail, so there is no time to spare.

Being told what was on his mind, Oni Wu Tsuji closed his mouth tightly, and decided to respond to the ghost lamp with silence.

Fortunately, Gui Deng didn't really care about this question, and instead asked him if he needed water, Gui Wu Tsuji shook his head and said, "I'll do it myself." He was afraid that Gui Deng would come and feed him himself in the next sentence.

"Bang bang."

The wooden door was knocked, and Oni Wu Tsuji put a short cape on her body, and left the job of opening the door to the ghost lamp.

Xiao Bai is biting a bag, which was ordered by Mr. Bai Ze to deliver fetal medicine to Mr. Wu Mian.

Gui Deng squatted down and rubbed Xiaobai's meatball, and asked in an equal tone: "What's the matter here? Xiaobai Sang."

"Ah, I'm here to deliver medicine to Mr. Wu Mi." Xiaobai stuck out his tongue and gasped for breath. He ran all the way here so as not to delay.

Ghost Lantern opened the medicine bag, and when he saw the medicinal ingredients inside, he realized for a moment, took a piece of pastry from the table and fed it, "Please take a walk."

"It's not hard, it's for the baby after all."

Xiaobai said what was in his heart, except for the baby born by his boss, it

It's been a long time since I saw acquaintances with children, especially Ghost Lantern and Ghost Dance Tsuji Wumi. Xiao Bai was very excited when he thought that he could bring their babies.

In TV dramas, there are often shows where dogs raise the children of the master's family. Xiaobai thinks that it can also do it, even better than those stupid dogs.

Guiwu Tsuji, who was drinking water, choked directly, Gui Deng and Xiaobai looked at him together, Guiwu Tsuji took another sip pretending to be calm, and explained, "The water is too hot."

Xiao Bai didn't know: "Then I'll go back and tell Mr. Bai Ze first."

"Safe travels."

After the ghost lamp closed the door, Oni Wu Tsuji picked up the calendar on the table and flipped through it to avoid the problem of the ghost lamp.Flipping through the pages, Ghost Mai Tsuji noticed that there was a place on the calendar to estimate his due date, and marked it with a red pen.

"Let's go for another checkup in a few days." Guideng said, he had to go to the hospital no matter what.

The hospitals in hell are not as advanced as the present world, and the equipment is complicated, because they will not get most of the diseases of human beings.

Guiwu Tsuji Wucan sat outside the door of the consulting room, full of the urge to leave.

"The baby is developing very healthy." The person in charge of the hospital knew the ghost lamp, and his words were full of joy.

Guiwu Tsuji was so heartbroken that he wished that the creature in his stomach would be born right now. He didn't want to look at the blessings of a bunch of people again, it was too humiliating.

Not long after, Oni Wu Tsuji's stomach grew a layer of flesh, facing the situation of out of shape, Oni Wu Tsuji's face turned pale, what the hell? !

"Well, it will be fine later." Ghost Lantern comforted.

Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi is not the king of Yan Mo, he can lose this little meat very quickly, besides, Gui Deng doesn't dislike this little meat, which is surprisingly cute.Of course, Guiwu Tsuji Wumi took his words as sarcastic remarks, and he was not the fat person.

And what happened next caught Guiwu Tsuji unprepared. His belly was obviously fatter. Although he didn't show his full bosom, it didn't stop him from doubting his life.

Guiwu Tsuji's doubts in life continued until he lay down in the delivery room with the ghost lamp next to him. The theoretical knowledge he learned from books could be called half an obstetrician, but he only came in to accompany others.

During the whole process, compared with Ji Guoyuanyi's thirteen type, Oni Wu Tsujimu said with a pale face that it was completely trivial. What he really needs to heal is the soul!

At this time, I can still remember Hei Yibo Ji Guo Yuan Yi, I think it is enough strength.

The author has something to say: Aww~ The stupid author's new advance collection: "Mr. Dazai of the Great Airway"

His name is Osamu Dazai, and he has now turned from a mafia to a pirate, and he is still on a very poor pirate ship.

N years later, the ship docked at the pier in Yokohama. Dazai, who had assimilated his personality with the poor pirate ship, looked at the group of mafia below and said, "Does your Yokohama lack a lock picker?"

Read the guide:

1. The protagonist Dazai is Dazai from a certain world in the book.

2. The first chapter is about pirates, and the second one is about wild dogs. The tone is fun and funny.

3. No cp or cp to be determined (not sure), but the label is first labeled as no cp, once the pit is opened, it means it is confirmed.

pps: Find the name of the child online, both male and female (￣～￣)