After marrying a hell assistant

Oni Wu Tsuji opened his eyes, and he picked up the pajamas that had fallen on the floor and put them on after he recovered a little.

As the saying goes, it is not unreasonable that medicine should not be taken indiscriminately.Oni Wu Tsuji looked at the slightly slender fingers in his field of vision and was rarely depressed. He has maintained a female body for nearly four months, and the reason is that he ate the golden pill he made.I don't know which link went wrong, no matter how much Guiwu Tsuji Wumi wanted to change back into a male body, he couldn't help it.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether the appearance is male or female, but he hates the feeling that he can't control it, and he is also used to traveling with his male appearance.

For this reason, many people have come to ask Guiwu Tsuji why she has always been a woman's image recently. It is impossible for Guiwu Tsuji to say that she has taken medicine indiscriminately and can't go back. She can only lie and say that she has an interest.

What Gui Wu Tsuji didn't care about was that after he turned around, everyone's eyes became strange.

Ghost Lantern fell into a drowsy sleep, and heard Ghost Wu Tsuji getting up, "Don't you want to sleep anymore?"

Onimai Tsuji turned on the pocket watch next to the ghost lamp, "It's already 10:30."

"10:30?" Gui Deng was surprised. He thought it was only seven o'clock. As a social animal who stays up every day, it is not surprising that he has slept until now, but this time is considered very late for Guiwu Tsuji.

Oni Wu Tsuji rubbed his brows and said, "I've slept a lot lately." He himself was also confused, but this problem was regarded as a sequela of medicine like feminization.

Gui Deng frowned, with Oni Wu Tsuji's strong physical fitness, it would definitely not be a disease, but there must be a reason behind the abnormality, but seeing Gui Wu Tsuji's non-cooperative attitude, it is estimated that he would not tell him .

Ah Xiang knocked on the door, "Mr. Wu Mi, I'm here to bring you freshly baked biscuits."

The ghost lamp opened the door, and Ah Xiang outside was slightly stunned. Unexpectedly, they just got up just now, and said apologetically, "Sorry, did I disturb your rest?"

Seeing Ah Xiang's figure, Gui Wu Tsuji couldn't help but feel a headache. These days, many people from the women's association came to him, and he didn't change into a woman to join their small group.

Ghost Lantern took Axiang's gift and said, "No, do you want to come in and sit down?"

A Xiang blushed, and said in a panic: "No, I still have something to deal with in Zhonghe Hell, so I won't bother Master Ghost Lantern and Mr. Wu Mi."

The lonely man and the widow lived in the same room, and the relationship between the two of them was justified. Ah Xiang didn't dare to think about it, so she quickly turned around and ran away, saying, "I'm sorry."

Ghost Lantern closed the door, put down the things Ah Xiang sent on the table, and went into the bathroom to wash up.

Oni Wu Tsuji opened the box, and it turned out to be butterfly crisps again.Although disgusted in the bottom of my heart, Oni Wu Tsuji picked one up and stuffed it into his mouth, it was crispy and delicious.

"Why do you like eating this?" When Gui Deng came out of the bathroom, Gui Wu Tsuji Wumi had almost finished half a box of butterfly crisps. He didn't like A Xiang's things very much in the past.

Guiwu Tsuji Wumi couldn't say it himself, "I just tried it to pass the time."

"Really?" Gui Deng was a careful person, and suggested: "Do you want to go to a doctor?" Unlike other people who knew nothing, Gui Deng knew that Gui Wu Tsuji's current female body was not what he wanted.

Oni Wu Tsuji opened his eyes wide: "No." If he persisted for a while, his cells would definitely be able to decompose the medicine.

Ghost Lantern put on the last piece of the assistant officer's costume, and said uncompromisingly: "I'm free today, let's go."

Is this person listening to himself?Didn't he say no?Oni Wu Tsuji had no misery on his face and wondered if he himself had turned his refusal into a promise.Impossible, even if he is cowardly, he will not be cowardly like this.

Guiwu Tsuji reluctantly followed Ghost Lantern, and said, "What are you in such a hurry for? You haven't eaten yet."

Gui Deng stopped, "Well, let's find a store first." Gui Wu Tsuji Wucan at least ate the butterfly cakes sent by Axiang, and Gui Deng hasn't eaten yet, the mention of Gui Wu Tsuji Wucan made him feel hungry up.

A steamed stuffed bun shop in Chinatown is very famous, Ghost Lantern bought two meat buns and sat under the shade of a tree.

Guiwu Tsuji Wucan stayed with him without saying a word, still repelling seeing a doctor in his heart.Thinking about it carefully, doctors have intervened in the changes in his entire life. Humans are doctors who study the blue Higan flower, ghosts are Zhu Shi, and Guiwu Tsuji feels that he hates people who are doctors.

The smell of the meat buns in the palm of the ghost wafted around Guiwu Tsuji's nose, making Guiwu Tsuji even more depressed.

No matter how unhappy he is, the pharmacy is still here. Oni Wu Tsuji looked at the inscription on the torii outside the pharmacy, thanking the little bit of filth between Ghost Lamp and Bai Ze, so that he wouldn't look into eyes with Bai Ze, and avoided being caught by Bai Ze. Ze found that he was embarrassed to take the prescription.

The doctor raised his head and congratulated with a smile on his face: "Madam, you are pregnant."

Ghost Dance Tsuji Mucan and Ghost Lantern: "..."

what the hell? ! ! !

"Where did you find the quack doctor?" Ghost Dance Tsuji Wuchan turned his head and asked Ghost Lamp seriously.

Before the ghost lamp could speak, the doctor raised his voice angrily: "How can you insult my medical skills casually?"

Ghost Lantern pulled Kiwu Tsuji's wrist, cut the pulse himself, and then gave the same diagnosis as the doctor's answer, Ghost Lantern was stunned, and then took the doctor's wrist again.

If he hadn't been wearing a white coat, the doctors sitting beside him would have thought that he was the patient who came to see the doctor.

Gui Deng let go of the hand that cut the pulse, stood up and said to the doctor: "You have been very angry recently, please pay more attention to your body, then I will bid farewell."

The doctor breathed out his nose and pointed to the door angrily. He was angry because he was angry. After all, he had practiced medicine for hundreds of years.

Guiwu Tsuji was at a loss, "What are you going to do?" He still had to argue with the inexperienced doctor inside about the wrong pulse, and he didn't want to tolerate the other party's tricking him, but the ghost lamp let it go so easily over him.

Oni Deng stared intently at Oni Wu Tsuji and fell into thinking. Ghosts can not only absorb nutrition through food, but also sleep. This is the case with Kamado Tanjiro’s younger sister Nezuko. s reason.

Being stared at by the ghost lamp like this, Guiwu Tsuji's skin can't help but feel a little hairy, he probably hasn't done anything recently.

"Let's talk about it first, it's none of my business." Guiwu Tsuji Wucan said first, and he didn't take any blame.

Gui Deng stretched out his palm with the palm facing upwards, as if asking for Oni Wu Tsuji's hand.Guiwu Tsuji Wumi was even more at a loss, but he still held hands. This was much better than the quarrel and fight he imagined, and holding hands would not lose a piece of meat.

While walking, Gui Deng said unexpectedly: "You don't need to go to school, I will let Tong Mo take over your job."

This unexpected joy made Guiwu Tsuji's plum red eyes shine brightly. He was extremely unwilling to become a teacher in the prison Jiaore Primary School, but Gui Deng's heart was as hard as a rock. Ghost Lantern ignored all his thoughts, but today he let go.

"Are you in a good mood today?" Apart from this reason, Guiwu Tsuji couldn't think of how Gui Deng could be so kind.

The strength of Ghost Lantern's handshake increased slightly, "Well, it's a little better than I imagined."

This is rare, no wonder he will forgive the quack doctor just now.But without the job of a teacher, Oni Wu Tsuji's mood is in sync with that of the ghost lamp, and even the passers-by next to him seem pleasing to the eye.

"Did something good happen?" Ghost Mai Tsuji asked innocently and curiously, immersed in joy.

Ghost Lantern's sight then fell on Ghost Wu Tsuji's abdomen, and said a shocking thunder: "You are pregnant."

It turned out that the reason why Ghost Lamp was happy was this. I knew it would be as simple as not having to work, otherwise he... wait, what did Ghost Lamp just say? ?

Oni Wu Tsuji Wucan touched Gui Deng's forehead with his other hand, and then touched his own.Well, either they both have a fever, or there is something wrong with the brain cells of the ghost workaholic.

"It's been a long time since April Fool's Day." Guiwu Tsuji reminded helplessly.

Occasionally, Ghost Lantern is a naive person. For example, on April Fool's Day, it is really possible to deceive people. King Yan Mo has been deceived a few times, and he can't learn a lesson no matter what.

Guiwu Tsuji Wuyou claims to be different, but his attitude is completely disbelief.

"You can go to that divine beast, and that divine beast will still be able to diagnose a disease." The monster of hundreds of millions of years is not for nothing, let alone his profession of eating.

To say that the world is the least capable of cooperating with Ghost Lantern in acting, and Ghost Lantern himself doesn't want to find someone to act in, except for Bai Ze.When Gui Deng chose to throw Bai Ze out, Gui Wu Tsuji believed it more than half in an instant.

Guiwu Tsuji followed the ghost lamp back to Yan Mo Hall in disbelief. Was God playing with him?Onimai Tsuji's mind was full of these thoughts.

As a person who has been with the ghost lamp for thousands of years, King Yan Mo undoubtedly noticed something wrong with the ghost lamp and asked with a smile.

Guiwu Tsuji Wumi blocked Gui Deng's mouth, "My lord, you have misunderstood." His intuition told him that he must not let King Yan Mo know about this matter.

King Yan Mo's eyes moved down, saw their hands still holding each other, and said clearly: "There is no need to explain to the old man, it is normal for two people to have a little secret." It's really getting better and better. I am a little relieved to see King Yan Mo. The ghost lamp can be regarded as he has grown up a little bit. King Yan Mo used to treat him as his own child. prankster.

Gui Deng pulled Guiwu Tsuji Wumi's hand covering his mouth, wondering: "Can't you say it?" He didn't think there was anything worth hiding about this matter, let alone to King Yan Mo.But if Oni Wu Tsuji Wumi really doesn't like it, Gui Deng won't disregard Oni Wu Tsuji's wishes.

Oni Wu Tsuji, who was still digesting some news, pursed his lips, he didn't need to be quiet, he needed to take his time.

"What riddles are you two playing?" King Yan Mo above scratched his head. He didn't care at first, but he was caught by the attitude of the two of them, and he naturally became interested.

"Whatever you want." At this time, Ghost Dance Tsuji Wumi wanted to find Slow's embrace more than to stop the ghost lamp.

Now that Guiwu Tsuji was relieved, Gui Deng told King Yan Mo about Guiwu Tsuji's pregnancy.

The stimulated King Yan Mo opened his mouth wide like a snapdragon, and the brush in his hand fell off. What did he hear?

Not only King Yan Mo was excited, but all the jailers outside who sent documents to the court one after another were shocked.Gui Deng and Gui Wu Tsuji have not been together for a hundred years, so they thought that the two of them had made up their minds to live a two-person world, but they did not expect to know the good news today.

Guiwu Tsuji's premonition came true, and in the next half day, he received blessings from everyone inside and outside, and he heard that Guiwu Tsuji was going to beat someone every minute.

The author has something to say: the side story has nothing to do with the main text, hug everyone cute (·v·)/

Huh huh forgot to set the time QAQ