After marrying a hell assistant

Divorce and cheating?Even Oni Wu Tsuji is not sure which one is more dangerous.

Guiwu Tsuji Wuyou, who regretted his life, shook his head. After getting along for nearly a hundred years, Guiwu Tsuji Wuyou's cognition deviates a bit. It is fine to let him not divorce Guideng, as long as Guideng doesn't control him, Guiwu Tsujiwuyou I don't want to live a restrained life.

Guiwu Tsuji's crumbs are not crumbs that ordinary people can understand. After marriage, relying on her husband to support her is a trivial matter that can be ignored. Anyway, Ghost Lamp is not short of money. After all, the second-in-command of the EU Hell next door is still raising Madame Lilith who acts recklessly.

"Thank you for your cooperation today." Xiaopan put away the notebook, felt the perfunctory words of Oniwu Tsuji, and wisely left the cat ahead of time.

Tong Mo was surprised: "Going so fast? Am I bothering you?"

Xiaopan rolled his eyes, his two tails were eager to move, and finally left quietly, lest Guiwu Tsuji Wucan take it out on him later.Having been a reporter for so long, Xiao Pan's eyesight is very good.

The bored Tong Mo spoke to Guiwu Tsuji, but Guiwu Tsuji didn't respond, but grabbed Tong Mo's hair, "It's really useless." He used to think that the winding was a bit useful, but now it looks similar to the winding. If they had tried to get angry and cleared out the members of the Ghost Killing Squad, would he be in trouble here?

Tong Mo was at a loss, Mr. Wu, is this the menopause?

Fortunately, Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi can't read Tong Mo's heart now, otherwise he will become more and more annoyed.

Guiwu Tsuji Wuyan left Tongmo to go out to relax, passing by a tree, several flocks of birds were chatting together.Guiwu Tsuji Wucan wanted to ignore it, but he heard one of the white cranes talking about his experience in catching rich people.

I have heard the story of the white crane repaying favor, but I must not remember it clearly. Naturally, the fairy tales of human beings will not be taken to heart, but just stand here and listen to it for a minute or two. After figuring out the routine of the story, under the guise of repaying gratitude, she waited for an opportunity to pick someone to marry.

But this has nothing to do with Ghost Dance Tsuji, just as he was about to leave, there was a bird chatting about the ghost lamp above.

"I heard one of my sisters complain about that assistant officer." Bai He said indifferently after cleaning his snow-white feathers with his beak.

"This? Doesn't the assistant officer have an original match?"

The bird on the tree quickly pricked up its ears. This was much more exciting than simply repaying a favor. Should the original partner beat the mistress or hug her left and right?

Bai He said helplessly: "It's not what you think. My sister didn't know that man was the assistant officer of Yan Mo Hall at first. It’s a bad image to say it out.”

Ghost Mai Tsuji, who still wanted to leave, became interested inexplicably, and simply stood there waiting for them to chat.

Realizing that he had attracted all his eyes, Bai He raised his mouth proudly, "It's like this, my sister was stuck in a tree waiting for a good man to come to the door as usual, and it happened that the assistant officer helped her, and the man was handsome. She was attracted by his handsome face, but she was not good enough, so she asked about the other person's occupation, anyway, it sounded very prestigious at the time, so my sister must have paid attention on the spot."

"Go on, oops, don't entertain us."

"Ahem, my sister brought the marriage contract and the portable loom that she had prepared and took the initiative to look for him. At that time, his original partner hadn't quit the job of Hell Girl and was away. Because of this, the sisters didn't immediately recognize it as Mr. Ghost Lantern. As for the Assistant Officer, at first I didn't know what she was here for, but it was useless for my sister to explain it all, and I don't know how his brain circuit is long." At the end, Bai He didn't forget to bury the ghost lamp.

Oni Wu Tsuji sneered without sorrow, in the style of a ghost lamp.

Guiwu Tsuji's voice was mixed with other high-pitched bird calls, and Baihe didn't recognize it carefully, "Don't laugh, I'm telling the truth, you'll understand once you get close to it."

Mixed with the response of 'I won't', Bai He continued: "It's hard to make it clear, my sister immediately took out the engagement book and asked him to sign it, and she tore it up without saving face. It's only natural now, but I My sister didn't know, so she took out a new one, and lied to myself that it was his slippery hand. Who would have thought that the paper would be torn again. Speaking of which, I don't understand the assistant officer, so he simply said that he was married at the beginning. , my sister will not be stalking." This is a good question, and the other birds are completely at a loss.

Gui Wu Tsuji's mouth twitched, what else could it be, the old man likes to tease birds.

"It wasn't until my sister took out the loom and pecked at the feathers to win back the assistant officer's love that she said she was married. She was so angry that she almost swallowed the loom alive. Unfortunately, she couldn't beat it. Twist your neck and leave on the spot." Bai He was indignant and tried to defend his sister.

The birds yelled indignantly, arguing whether the ghost lamp was playing with the birds.Guiwu Tsuji couldn't help but clicked his lips proudly, only to realize that Gui Deng will always be the person at the top of the food chain.

Bai He took a breath: "Here comes the important point. My sister walked away angrily, but someone stopped her again. She wanted to warn the other party that she would not attack a married man. Who knew he would say that you can weave as well as weave anyway." It’s a little bit late, so I’ll finish all the knitting, and it’s just a piece of clothing for his wife.”

"Hey..." The other birds didn't know how to reply to the white crane.

"Do you think there is such a shameless man?" Bai He asked excitedly, hoping to get a reply consistent with his own.

"It's not very common now." Niao smiled mischievously, and the unknown Miss Baihe was also a little bit miserable, and she mourned for three seconds in sympathy.

A sparrow asked curiously, "How did that matter end up?"

"Run away, or keep it for their Christmas turkey."

"Pfft." The words that were meant to comfort her turned into laughter in an instant.

Guiwu Tsuji was so weirdly delighted that it was not impossible to go to the Jiaore Primary School in the prison to be a teacher for a group of children.

There was no need to take a walk. Oni Wu Tsuji walked away, stepping on a dead branch unintentionally. His action startled the flock of birds above. They were talking too loudly, and they didn't notice that there were still people listening.

Guiwu Tsuji raised his lips, and said maliciously: "It's the first time we met, I am the original match you said." With the background of a group of birds fainting from the branches, Guiwu Tsuji put his hands in his pockets and calmly returned to Yan Mo Hall , too inadvertently scared.

The ghost lamp was not in the court, and Ghost Wu Tsuji turned a corner, and as expected, watered a group of snapdragons in the courtyard.

Ghost Lantern held the bucket with its bamboo poles up high, and the snapdragons were higher than his head. The snapdragons opened their mouths, but did not make strange noises, but took the water fed by Ghost Lantern.

Ghost Dance Tsuji Wucan said: "Aren't you busy today?"

"The rest is the king's responsibility." Ghost Lantern said a cruel word casually.

It seems that King Yan Mo has provoked the ghost lamp again, and Gui Wu Tsuji remembers King Yan Mo who will die alone today.

There is a large area of ​​the snapdragon garden, and the progress of the ghost lamp is very slow. Oni Wu Tsuji sat on the wooden board in the corridor and admired the sky outside.

Oni Wu Tsuji started to talk: "I heard an interesting thing today."

The ghost lamp gave him a look, "What?"

"Don't tell you."

"Oh." Ghost Lantern didn't pay attention either.

The ghost lamp changed the area to water, and the buckets were bucket after bucket, and Guiwu Tsuji supported one leg without feeling tired.

Finally, after pouring, Onimui Tsuji put down the barrel, rolled up the sleeves of the kimono, and lifted a sealed wooden barrel from the corner. A loaf of bread de Mignon scrambled out.

Oni Wu Tsuji looked away in disgust, and he roughly understood what he was going to do. Oni Wu Tsuji, who didn't love him at all, had another day of hating snapdragons.

Ghost Lantern rubbed his hands and approached, and said, "Is there nothing to do?"

"Come and see you, can't you?" Gui Wu Tsuji said.

Ghost Lantern was quite surprised, except for the fact that he was in a good mood today, Ghost Dance Tsuji Wucan would not say this sentence, presumably because of the interesting things he heard just now.

Gui Deng also knew that he was dissatisfied with his arrangement, but Gui Wu Tsuji Wuchan himself was not happy with any job. Now that he has recovered his emotions, his brows can't help but relax slightly, which is better than him being unhappy all the time.

As the breeze blew, Gui Wu Tsuji raised his head, looked at the passing white clouds and said, "What meaning do you think life has?" The answer he has been obsessed with for thousands of years is immortality, but after coming into contact with gods and ghosts, and It seems that no one can truly live forever except the gods and beasts with the same life span as the sky.

If human beings abandon their beliefs, the replacement of 800 million gods will stop, and everything will return to nothingness.Ghosts and gods are even worse, their lifespan itself is limited, but it is much longer than that of humans.

"Is there anything more meaningful than work?" Ghost Lamp asked in a deep voice.

Oni Wu Tsuji was stunned, what made him reply to Gui Deng's words, and why he asked this stupid question, and the person he asked was Gui Deng, and this guy was indeed tailor-made for a workaholic. For a while, Oni Wu Tsuji Wu Mi is full of complaints.

Guiwu Tsuji Wuyou didn't want to believe it: "Is there nothing else?"

Ghost Lantern asked doubtfully, "Otherwise?"

Gui Wu Tsuji's mood at the moment is obviously indescribable, maybe the weather is good today, and it's rare for him to ask sincerely after obeying his heart.Was fleeing to China what he wanted?The aggrieved choice of not being a monster is just to protect his life. He doesn't think he can beat the adoptive country-them, and China also has their own independent trial method, and he is threatened by just a life-and-death situation.

He does all this just to live, not to be inferior to others, to live recklessly and not to be pitied by others, to walk and run freely with his feet, and to walk in the sun, so he is right, he lives for himself What's wrong.

The ghost lamp knocked on the top of Oniwu Tsuji's head with a hand blade, "What are you thinking?" He struck impartially, just enough to call Oniwu Tsuji.

"I want a divorce." Ghost Mai Tsuji, who was caught up in memories, said without hesitation.

Um?What seems wrong?Guiwu Tsuji Wuyou suddenly came back to his senses, what horrible thing did he just say?Impossible, he must be hallucinating, how could he speak out from the bottom of his heart, wouldn't that be suicide? ! !

"Heh." Ghost Lantern's tone was unclear.

Guiwu Tsuji's Adam's apple twitched, is it still useful for him to find the legendary blue doraemon now?

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