After marrying a hell assistant

Guiwu Tsuji Wumi drove Tong Mo back, and it was impossible for him to endure Tong Mo's noise. Anyway, in Tong Mo's heart, he didn't feel that he was disgusted.

Ghost Lantern took a sip of watermelon juice, and stared at Bai Ze who entered the door with a bright smile on his face. Today is really a day when Yuanjia Road is narrow.

Standing next to Bai Ze was a girl with a baby fat face full of shyness, presumably she was an innocent girl who had just entered the workplace.

When he saw the ghost lamp, blood overflowed from the corner of Bai Ze's mouth, but Tong Mo immediately attracted his attention.

Tong Mo beckoned, this shop is an online celebrity shop, usually there are many customers, if you don't make an appointment, only a few people can share a table.

Bai Ze came here because girls love to eat the signature dishes of this restaurant. If you leave now due to the existence of ghost lights, the other party will definitely be disappointed. Tong Mo's table, and then his back to the ghost lamp, the so-called out of sight, out of mind.

Ghost Lantern's face became ugly, especially when he heard the laughter at the other table, his expression was full of disgust.One scumbag is enough to make innocent girls happy, not to mention that there are two scumbags at the table.

The attitude of the ghost lamp was clearly in front of him, and the ghost dance Tsuji Wucan couldn't help but said: "Can I order now?"

The ghost lamp put down the menu, and the waiter quickly walked over.

As the dishes came to the table one after another, Ghost Lantern's gloomy expression was relieved. He would not vent his anger on the food.

Bai Ze seemed to like that girl quite a bit, so he restrained his true nature of being playful, at least there was no plot where the girl slapped and ran out of the door after being deceived.

The girl went to the bathroom, taking advantage of this moment, Bai Ze poked Guiwu Tsuji Wumi on the shoulder, and shouted: "Wu Mi, Wu Mi."

Oni Wu Tsuji gave him a look, beckoning him to speak quickly.

"Where are you going next?" Bai Ze asked excitedly for information, and decided to avoid the two of them's whereabouts.

Oni Wu Tsuji was speechless for a moment, Bai Ze was terrified by him, and scratched his face helplessly. Before he couldn't help asking again, Oni Wu Tsuji replied: "Nowhere."

Bai Ze curled his lips: "I don't believe it." Bai Ze was out on a date, so he naturally thought that Ghost Lantern and Ghost Dance Tsuji Wuyou were too.

"Believe it or not." Guiwu Tsuji said ruthlessly.

Oni Wu Tsuji's attitude is rather indifferent, now that he has obtained the golden elixir, Bai Ze's role will undoubtedly become smaller.Fortunately, Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi usually ignores his answers, and Bai Ze, who is good-tempered, accepts them well.Bai Ze carefully glanced at the ghost lamp, it was fine, before he looked over, Bai Ze quickly turned around.

Guiwu Tsuji asked curiously, "What did you do to him?"

"Nothing." Ghost Lantern said lightly.

Apparently, a severe beating is nothing to Ghost Lamp.

Guiwu Tsuji Wucan definitely didn't believe it, but he didn't intend to ask, anyway, it was Bai Ze who was beaten.

Guiwu Tsuji did not lie, they originally only planned to go back after eating.Passing by a clerk handing out leaflets on the road, Ghost Lantern fell in love with a fried chicken restaurant, and temporarily changed lanes to a snack street inside.Unfortunately, Bai Ze was with his girl.

This time, Bai Ze's blood spattered out completely, and he roared, "It's bad luck, it's too bad luck."

Gui Deng said dissatisfiedly to Gui Wu Tsuji: "I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, remind me next time."

Guiwu Tsuji didn't respond, are you sure that Guideng didn't say this out of anger?Whoever goes out to have a meal depends on the auspicious day of the zodiac.

Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze stared at each other, the girl looked back and forth helplessly, and finally tugged on Bai Ze's sleeve shyly, "Mr. Bai Ze?"

"I'm here." Bai Ze immediately switched to the battle mode with the ghost lamp, and responded to the girl gently.

Gui Deng clicked his lips, and Gui Wu Tsuji couldn't help but think of a word to describe him--a man's childishness.

Gui Deng's mood towards Bai Ze is probably the same as Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi's towards Tong Mo. The other party's misfortune is the source of his own happiness. In other words, if a person is happy, the unhappy one becomes himself.

Seeing that the atmosphere became anxious, Oni Wu Tsuji reminded: "Can you buy it or not?"

Only then did Gui Deng turn around, worried that he would not be able to bear to go back halfway, and also grabbed Gui Deng's wrist, at least Gui Wu Tsuji Wumi could hold him back, and Bai Ze, who felt victorious, was overjoyed, holding his belly and laughing super loudly .

"Hold it." Oni Wu Tsuji said calmly. Fortunately, he is a ghost now, and he is not uncomfortable with holding the ghost lamp so tightly.

After careful calculation, Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi is quite curious about the gap in strength between him and Gui Deng. Today is different from the past. He is a ghost now. Although his strength has not returned to its heyday, it is still not bad, so what is he still cowardly? The ghost lamp is not like Ji Guoyuan who can use the breath of the sun and penetrate the world.

Guiwu Tsuji's back straightened even more as if he gained confidence, and Gui Deng was fighting wits and courage with the shy Bai Ze, but he didn't notice any changes in him.

After buying the fried chicken nuggets, the confrontation between Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze came to an end for the time being, and he went back with a paper bag and Ghost Wu Tsuji, and did not choose to eat it in the store, so as not to run into Bai Ze again.

Guiwu Tsuji took two mouthfuls and handed them all to the ghost lamp. He didn't have a high desire for these foods.

The after-dinner snacks are donuts and ice cream hidden by King Yan Mo, and it was too late for King Yan Mo to find out.The angry King Yan Mo chased him out, "Ghost Lantern Lord, you have gone too far."

Ghost Lantern ruthlessly pointed out King Yan Mo's rising weight, "Instead of eating, you should find time to go to the gym to exercise."

King Yan Mo shook his head fiercely, and argued with reason: "You return the donuts to the old man first."

"You lose weight first, please stop eating these high-calorie foods during this time." Ghost Lantern said sternly.

King Yan Mo had a bitter face, and Gui Deng's words clearly said that if he couldn't lose weight, he would have to be separated from his beloved dessert forever.Forget about the usual teasing, even a little hobby was taken away by the ghost lamp, King Yan Mo endured it desperately, he tried hard to lose weight, but obesity is not so easy to lose, at least people like ghost lamps who can't get fat no matter how much they eat are will not understand.

During this period, Yan Mo Dawang had various sneaky behaviors of hiding desserts, and the hiding places were more and more remote, but he couldn't stand up to the ghost lamp's search-style search at all.

King Yan Mo also knew that he was a little overweight recently, and at first he endured the "diligence" of the ghost lamp, but he didn't eat anything with sugar for several days, and King Yan Mo's patience reached its peak.

"Yan Mo's sanction." Unbearable, the furious King Yan Mo resorted to his unique trick.

Ghost Lantern easily slapped King Yan Mo's punishment, "Please don't lose your temper."

Standing next to him, who thought the two of them were going to fight, Oni Wu Tsuji was concentrating. What is the strength of the ghost lamp? !

Immediately, Guiwu Tsuji Wucan couldn't help shrinking back the bad thoughts that had arisen in the past few days.

King Yan Mo faced the black line of resentment falling from the wall. On the one hand, he was desperate that he couldn't beat the ghost lamp, and on the other hand, he was desperate that he couldn't eat desserts. Spirit.

The ghost lamp silently rolled out the weighing scale and let Yan Mo Dawang stand on it. The Yan Mo king seemed to have lost his energy and spirit, and let the ghost lamp direct himself.

"Huh?" King Yan Mo looked at the number on the scale in disbelief. He actually lost weight?

The ghost lamp looked back at King Yan Mo, he didn't torture King Yan Mo for no reason.King Yan Mo himself is big, and Ghost Lantern hopes that he will be as slender as Emperor Song, but the possibility is very low.

Even if this goal is to be achieved, the steps have to be implemented little by little, such as a compromise, first changing back to the original posture.The root cause of King Yan Mo's crazy weight gain is beer and various high-calorie foods. The ghost lamp grabs from the source and controls King Yan Mo's often lonely mouth, and it will naturally be effective.

King Yan Mo smiled embarrassedly, the method of ghost lamp seems to be quite useful.

Gui Deng took out a notebook, wrote down the weight of King Yan Mo today, and said seriously: "The results are good, Your Majesty hopes that you will continue to work hard."

King Yan Mo's smile collapsed, when will he have a sweet bite.Thinking of this, King Yan Mo flattered him: "Ghost Lantern Lord, let's start again in a few days."

The ghost lamp's eyes swept across King Yan Mo's body lightly, like a biting cold current hit, King Yan Mo hugged his arms tightly, and moved behind Ki Wu Tsuji.But when he found that the cold current of the ghost lamp fell on him with precision, King Yan Mo raised the white flag to surrender, and resistance was useless.

King Yan Mo stood at the entrance of the dining hall, looking at the signboard for discounted beer, looking bleak, and suddenly wanted to step down as King Yan Mo.

"Your Majesty, you can choose to go to the Eight Cold Hells for me." Gui Wu Tsuji suggested in a friendly manner, "There is a saying that heat expands and cold shrinks. Your Majesty, if you go there a few times a month, you may have significant results. .”

King Yan Mo opened his mouth, which conscience did Wu Mi say?I'm sure I didn't want to shirk responsibility... King Yan Mo was so smart for a while.

"no need."

Guiwu Tsuji shrugged Wuyou, the king is not easy to deceive.

"To be honest, what is the status of this old man in your hearts?" King Yan Mo asked anxiously with tears in his voice.

Gui Deng raised his foot and walked over, he heard the voice of King Yan Mo from a long distance.

Of course Guiwu Tsuji Wumi would not say that he took you as a joke, no matter what, he is also the boss of Ghost Lamp, for the sake of Ghost Lamp, Guiwu Tsuji Wumi appeases the wounded heart of King Yanmo, "It's similar to Ghost Lamp's snapdragon. "

King Yan Mo: "..."

Don't think that he doesn't know how much Wu Mi hates snapdragons. It turns out that knowing too much is not a good thing, and the increasingly injured King Yan Mo couldn't help crying.

Oni Wu Tsuji looked away, and said with a guilty conscience, "I mean from the perspective of the ghost lamp."

My conscience hurts.

The snapdragon grass is the treasure of the ghost lamp, and when Gui Wu Tsuji said this, it means that he respects himself very much, King Yan Mo said with red eyes, sniffling: "Really?

Oni Wu Tsuji Wucan wanted to tell a lie, but the figure of the ghost lantern appeared in the corner of his eye, and he immediately changed his tone, "I didn't lie to you."

"Wu Mi, you also like to make Western jokes. This old man was almost fooled." Seeing this, King Yan Mo immediately smiled, no one wanted to hear the fact that he was hated.

Oni Wu Tsuji did not speak, and handed the words to the approaching ghost lamp.Ghost Lantern nodded to Guiwu Tsuji Wumi, then turned to King Yan Mo and said, "My lord, what are you doing standing here?"

King Yan Mo hesitated, he couldn't say that the balance of his inner desire to drink was constantly tilting, according to the shaking mode of the ghost lamp, if he told the truth, he would definitely have close contact with the mace of the ghost lamp again.

Ghost Lantern said unexpectedly: "You can go."

"Did you lie to me?" King Yan Mo hoped, he couldn't believe that the ghost lamp was so easy to talk, he lived too humblely.

"Of course I lied to you." As he said that, a large piece of the floor under Ghost Lamp's feet shattered, threatening naked/naked/naked.

King Yan Mo's tears swayed again, and Gui Deng said righteously: "Cry more tears, it's good for the eyes." He said without blushing, as if he was really worried about King Yan Mo's health.

For some reason, Guiwu Tsuji Wuyan suddenly understood the reason why Guideng usually likes to tease King Yan Mo, and it seemed to be quite fun.

"Is it fun?"

Guiwu Tsuji nodded shamelessly, the first batch of people retired too early, Guiwu Tsuji regretted it too much, waste should only be thrown away after it has been used to its fullest.

Since then, Bai Ze, who revealed his true colors as a philandering scumbag, was obviously dumped. Oniwu Tsuji was not surprised at all, and the girl persisted long enough.