After marrying a hell assistant

After returning from EU Hell, Oni Wu Tsuji wanted to go to China. If the incident with Yujing Yuji hadn't happened too quickly, he would have been able to use the excuse of work to go.But now, how to euphemistically explain to Gui Deng his intention to go, Gui Wu Tsuji's head began to hurt.

Gui Wu Tsuji once wanted to pass through a vehicle named Bai Ze, but the world used to define this sneaky behavior as cheating. Gui Wu Tsuji looked at the beautiful rivers and mountains outside without saying a word, and his love for life overcame everything.

The existence of Pangji gave Guiwu Tsuji some hope, and said euphemistically: "Speaking of which, Pangji came from China." Guideng likes animals, and pandas are China's national treasures.

"Yes, 1000 years ago, Pan Ji won the No.1 contest in the Sino-Japanese Diplomacy."

Ghost Lantern said: "Are you interested in China?"

Bai Ze's daily passive skills flashed, Guiwu Tsuji said cheekily: "Listen to Bai Ze."

Gui Deng's lips moved. Ever since he knew about Zhu Shi, he had doubts about any of Gui Wu Tsuji's actions. Some time ago, Gui Wu Tsuji's behavior was normal. Curiosity and speculation arose without misfortune.

However, Ghost Lamp doesn't dislike Guiwu Tsuji's crooked mind, on the contrary, it makes him want to conquer even more. He never likes well-behaved and obedient people.

Now that all the documents were delivered, Guiwu Tsuji and Guideng left the Chujiang hall, and walked together for two or three minutes. Guiwu Tsuji wanted to dodge, "I still have something to do."

There was a slight smile in Gui Deng's eyes: "Yes." In fact, he was quite curious about what Gui Wu Tsuji could do.

Oni Wu Tsuji stepped up in the direction of the Santu River, the blood-colored river was flowing, except for the dead in white clothes, Oni Wu Tsuji did not see a trace of the wooden boat at a glance.

The beautiful tail flicked into the water, and a beautiful woman's face emerged in the river. The mermaid yawned and said lazily, "Mr. Wu Mi? If you came to ask about the ferry, the spider master asked you to leave."

"Tsk." Oni Wu Tsuji suddenly understood the mood when Ghost Lantern usually clicked his mouth, and his body felt terrible.

Guiwu Tsuji turned around and was about to leave, the mermaid flicked her tail again, and said, "I don't think Mr. Wuyan will need the wooden boat anymore, so I told the lord." She was too lazy to take care of the wooden boat, and the spider owner naturally wouldn't think of recycling it. The mermaid can only handle small things like boats by herself.

Oni Wu Tsuji's expression turned ferocious in an instant, and he said softly: "It is said that eating the mermaid's meat can make you live forever." The tone of his speech seemed to be about to bite the mermaid in the next second.

"..." The mermaid pursed her lips, almost realizing that her behavior seemed to be bad, and immediately turned over and jumped back into the river.

The figure of the mermaid quickly disappeared into the Red River, and Duoyi Po, who was crossing the bridge, saw that the ghost Wu Tsuji hadn't moved, and couldn't help saying: "What's so interesting about the river." Duoyi Po spent countless hours working here, opening and closing her eyes It was full of Santu River water, completely lost interest.

Guiwu Tsuji took a deep breath, and temporarily put aside the anger in his heart, "It's not good to see."

"Then hurry up, it would be good to spend more time with Mr. Ghost Lantern."

Guiwu Tsuji was stunned, did he remember that Duoyipo is not Ghost Lamp's girlfriend fan?

So far, Guiwu Tsuji has met many women who like ghost lamps, and the unified thoughts are speechless.

When Onimai Tsuji resigned as Hell Girl, the Taxi service dedicated to his work was automatically interrupted. Without the wooden boat, it was completely impossible to travel in and out of the world at will.

At the thought of going to Ghost Lantern to approve fakes, Ghost Dance Tsuji Wumi felt complicated, who wants it!But a piece of good news visited him at once.

"Didn't you want to go to China before? I just want to go to the hell in China." Ghost Lantern's whereabouts have never been limited to Huangquan, this time I simply brought Ghost Dance Tsuji.

In order not to show that he was too eager, Gui Wu Tsuji Wuyou deliberately refused to return, but Gui Deng didn't understand the meaning of Wu Mi's painstaking efforts, and said indifferently: "Then I will cross out your name on the accompanying list." Originally, he was because of Gui Wu The name Tsuji added only temporarily when he wanted to go, and if he didn't want to go, it wouldn't cause trouble to the ghost lamp.

Oni Wu Tsuji Wuyou held the ghost lamp's wrist tightly, "No need to draw, I'll go."

Ghost Lantern looked puzzled, and then belatedly realized that Wu Mi's previous rejection was a lie, "Why bother?"

If you weren't so cruel, why should I?Oni Wu Tsuji almost blurted out unconscious complaints.

The fund allocation of Yan Mo Hall belongs to the ghost lamps. Ghost lamps who are used to saving travel expenses usually choose to take the high-speed train from hell. As the privilege of officials, ghost lamps are rarely used.This time, considering the ghost dance Tsuji Wumi, the ghost lamp was replaced with a high-end speeding car.

Ghost Dance Tsuji Wucan said: "How long will it take?"

"If you're tired, you can take a nap."

Now that Gui Deng said so, Gui Wu Tsuji was not polite, and lay down on the sofa. He was not really sleepy, but wanted to close his eyes and sort out his thoughts.

Gui Deng sat next to him for some reason, and Gui Wu Tsuji used his legs as a pillow by mistake.Perhaps the taste of turning over and calling the shots was so good that Guiwu Tsuji really fell asleep.

Gui Deng picked up a magazine next to him, waiting for Gui Wu Tsuji to wake up.

After an hour, "Hmmm." Guiwu Tsuji Wuyou suddenly opened his eyes and took a quick breath. He had just had a nightmare.

Ghost Lantern gave him a puzzled look, and Ghost Dance Tsuji smiled sarcastically: "It's nothing." He couldn't say that the dream of Ghost Lantern beating him had come true. Ever since the premeditated plan went deeper, his guilty conscience became more and more serious, and even reflected back into the dream.

"Do you still want to sleep?"

Oni Wu Tsuji's heart seemed to be divided into two parts, one part was the pleasure of enslaving the ghost lamp, and the other was the fear. The two emotions kneaded together, and Oni Wu Tsuji was so entangled that he couldn't speak.

The ghost lamp was unclear, so he called him twice, and Ghost Wuji Tsuji shook his shoulders, and said dryly: "No."

The speeding car landed slowly, Ghost Lantern patted the wrinkles on his body, turned around and said, "China is here."

The China that I have been thinking about is right under my feet, and Guiwu Tsuji suppressed a trace of joy.Bai Zeyou told him about China in general, saying that it is a powerful country with a large population base, but it seems that there are many folk masters hidden, but Guiwu Tsuji doesn't want to make trouble, as long as you don't provoke him, he will tighten his tail Be honest.

Thanks to the ghost lamp, Ghost Dance Tsuji Wuyou has completely learned his lesson.

Some of the trial systems in Japanese hell were learned by Ghost Lantern from China, so when I came here, I still had the mentality of learning.He is very polite and polite to those who come to greet him, although he is usually an honorific character.

The arrival of Ghost Lantern and Ghost Dance Tsuji Wumi was welcomed, which was indeed in line with Bai Ze's hospitality.

Po Meng was standing on the Naihe Bridge, and stopped Guiwu Tsuji Wumi and Gui Deng, and asked them if they needed a bowl of Mengpo soup.

"Grandma Meng, they are not ordinary dead." The judge who greeted them explained.

Po Meng's hand holding the soup remained unchanged, and said with a smile, "Then try my craft." Po Meng's soup can wash away the memories of life, but it is aimed at the deceased who is going to be reincarnated. Since the two are not, it is just a bowl. Drink some soup.

Ghost Lantern once drank it once, and he always felt that the other party's craftsmanship was good. After all, he had thousands of years of experience, so he directly took the bowl as dessert.

Guiwu Tsuji was curious, for a while, a little memory of his youth flashed in his mind, the bitter concoction, the white bed and a circle of green gouyu, the picture turned too fast, Guiwu Tsuji was in a trance, and finally I don't remember anything.Guiwu Tsuji put down the bowl and commented: "It's not bad."

Walking around, the whole road was full of black and white and uncommonly used chains, many dead people came and went. It was the first time I saw Gui Wu Tsuji, so I simply paid a little attention to observe the different ways of arresting people from domestic ones.

Ghost Lantern came to deliver the documents today, and signed on behalf of King Yan Mo by the way.The content of the meeting was inconvenient for Oni Wu Tsuji to be present, so Oni Wu Tsuji consciously went outside to find a place to stay.

Walking casually, Gui Wu Tsuji came to the trial court. The judge flipped through the life and death shop, which recorded the life of the deceased in detail. In the afterlife, it will all be written in the shop of life and death.

Guiwu Tsuji Wucan suddenly became interested, and asked if he could browse through it.The Life and Death Shop is generally not for rent, but considering the difference between Oni Wu Tsuji and Wu Mi, the judge still showed him.

"There is also the reincarnation of the gods?" Guiwu Tsuji asked in wonder.

The judge glanced at him and nodded, "Yes, some immortal families will be punished for reincarnation for several generations if they break the rules of heaven."

Oni Wu Tsuji clicked his tongue, reversing life and death. Fortunately, there is no such thing in Japan.

After finishing his work, Gui Deng came out to look for Gui Wu Tsuji, and said, "Where else do you want to go?"

Guiwu Tsuji took out the travel guide that the judge had given him just now, of course it was a living one, "There are several places."

Gui Deng kept quiet, but when Gui Wu Tsuji said he would go to Sichuan to see pandas, Gui Deng's palms became hot, and he wanted to rub his fur.

The judge set the coordinates for the two of them. As soon as they arrived in Sichuan, the ghost lantern visited the animals in the zoo and took countless photos.

On the other hand, Oni Wu Tsuji used his mobile phone to look at the local places of interest and business districts. After looking around, Oni Wu Tsuji found that this place was very suitable for him to retire.The food delivery industry here is well-developed, enough to make Guiwu Tsuji, who intends to start a health-preserving life, tempted. However, Guiwu Tsuji noticed a comment area, which talked about Cantonese and Fujianese.Out of surprise, Ghost Dance Tsuji Wuchan clicked into the discussion.

Uh, people here seem to be able to eat anything, as if they have no taboos.

"What are you looking at?" Ghost Lantern asked while feeding the giraffe with leaves.

Oni Wu Tsuji turned off the phone screen and said casually, "I'm looking at where we're going to eat next."

"I brought snapdragon bread, if you want it, you can temporarily fill your stomach."

Snapdragon bread?Onimai Tsuji shook his head, he couldn't imagine the taste of bread.

Since Oni Wu Tsuji had nothing to do with it, the ghost lamp was not taken out, but the speed of feeding the giraffe was still accelerated.

Many people who come to the zoo are family trips. Parents hold their children's hands and wander around in each exhibition area.Xu Shi was so excited to see the giraffe that the milk tea in a child's hand almost splashed on Oni Wu Tsuji's pants, and the ghost lamp helped him in time.

"Sorry." The parent apologized quickly.

Ghost Lamp let go of his hand, "It's okay."

Going out of the giraffe area, Ghost Lantern bought two cups of milk tea, and he saw that the young people on the road each had a cup.Guiwu Tsuji felt disgusted in his heart, but he still took over.

"Let's go."

"Ah."