The day when I was one soul with Dazai

Life in the port mafia is not a daily hail of bullets like in mafia movies.

As a mafia organization that dominates one side, the daily routine is nothing more than paperwork, government wrangling, and collecting protection fees.

So, after an adrenaline-increasing battle with Lantang, the hotheaded Dazai Osamu's only pleasure in this organization became watching the little man change his face and chasing articles in Shuji Tsushima's spiritual world.

Who made the literary giants in this world not know why they started other high-risk careers? !

After Osamu Dazai revisited Natsume Soseki's book "Light and Darkness" with Shuji Tsushima, he fell into a kind of despair. He said that a writer who died too early caused the eunuch to be terrible!

Moreover, there are not a few such writers in the world, such as aspiring to write 150 "Human Comedies" but ending in 95 novels.

Regarding the French writer Zarbach, Osamu Dazai and Shuji Tsushima suspected that the other party's supernatural powers should be very terrifying, belonging to the transcendent level.

After all, that is a ruthless person who writes 16 hours a day and sleeps only 4 hours.

Of course, Osamu Dazai was not particularly interested in this writer's works, but a passage in Ango Sakaguchi's "On the Fall" caught his attention,

Survive, fall.

Man needs to fall to the end on the correct way of corruption,

Must fall to the bottom in the way of the fall,

Only then can one discover oneself and redeem one's self. (1)

Therefore, with the enlightenment of this article, Osamu Dazai's life in the port mafia quickly entered a state of dumping, especially after Mr. Mori decided to let Osamu Dazai cooperate with Chuya Nakahara.

For example, the post-war report was never written, and the euphemistic name was to help Chuya Nakahara improve his writing; he never walked by himself, and the euphemistic name was to help Shuji Tsushima integrate into the world; also work.

Just after two months like this, a certain teenager finally found out that something was wrong with him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also woke up from his two-meter big bed, looking at the flat quilt, he was suspicious in his heart, obviously he had reacted before, could it be that he was too busy recently?

In order to obtain Lantang's investigation data, Chuya Nakahara, who worked extremely hard after entering the port mafia, was promoted very quickly.

Along with it comes more and more busy work. The lights of the building at three or four o'clock in the morning will always have a light belonging to Zhongye, Zhongyuan.

Seeing the boy's increasingly irregular work and rest, Shuji Tsushima helped prepare three meals with the upper body of his old father. Of course, the source was the cafeteria of the port mafia.

However, Chuya Nakahara, who has accumulated two volumes of material for "Chuya who refuses to admit defeat this week" because of Osamu Dazai's actions in just two months, sternly refused!

"You said, can Zhongye still grow taller?"

Shuji Tsushima often haunts in the middle of the night these days, because Osamu Dazai's growing pains are very unbearable because of his extremely sensitive pain nerves.

Before he knew it, Shuji Tsushima had developed the habit of sleeping with a bag hanging on his face.

In this regard, Osamu Dazai did not comment.

As for Chuya Nakahara, who entered the wrong room after getting drunk with his subordinates, he sighed in his heart that it was all money.

Nakahara was also inspired by the fact that Osamu Dazai always stole his own card.

If one day I ran out of money, I would put a bag on Dazai's head and beat him up. Anyway, this guy has well-developed tear ducts.

However, Osamu Dazai can always accurately step on the bottom line of Chuya Nakahara, coupled with Chuya Nakahara's promotion speed, this idea has not been put into practice for the time being.

After Shuji Tsushima finished writing the report again, he used the computer in the office to search for recipes for growing taller. The 1.5-meter Nakahara Chuya in his world is easily reminiscent of the Chuya in this world.

"Will playing basketball make you taller? Drinking bone broth? Milk?"

The inner world is chasing Yumeno Hisaku's "Brain Hell", which is the name of the supernatural power of Yumeno Hisaku in this world. As a work in the mystery novels of the Biange School, the human heart and human nature in the text make Dazai Osamu deeply fascinated by.

However, there will always be a day when the article is read, and Shuji Tsushima is not a person with a photographic memory, and some articles are always flawed in memory.

Therefore, when Shuji Tsushima's old father was about to make bone soup for Chuya himself, Osamu Dazai also got the privilege from Dr. Mori and brought Kusaku Yumeno with him.

Looking at the pitch-black soup base in front of him and the anticipation in Osamu Dazai's eyes, for some reason, Nakahara, who couldn't help himself, took the soup spoon, slightly scooped about half a spoonful of soup and drank it.

I thought to myself that although the color is strange, the florist has black-bone chicken soup, so I can't die!

In the next second, Nakahara Zhongya's cobalt blue eyes lost their brilliance, and he stood there blankly.

Shuji Tsushima's smile froze on his face, and under the agitated mood, Osamu Dazai went online!

"Mr. Zhongye, are you alright?"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand in front of Chuya's eyes, and found that the other party's eyes didn't blink.

He snickered for a moment, took out a marker pen from his pocket, and played freely on Nakahara Nakaya's handsome face.

With a 'click', Zhong Yuan Zhong finally came back to his senses, remembering the time when he lost his memory.

Nakahara Chuya subconsciously hit Osamu Dazai, who was about to lie down while holding his mobile phone and laughing, to the ground.

Shuji Tsushima looked at Nakahara Chuya with murderous eyes and reminded weakly:

"Chuya, your face. Puchi!"

After being reminded, Zhong Yuan quickly rushed into the bathroom of the dormitory.

In the mirror, there is a cat on the left face, and a dog on the right face, the painting is lifelike, and the score on the forehead makes Zhongyuan Zhongye have countless # signs!

"Osamu Dazai, go to hell!!!"

The opera-like voice shook the entire dormitory building. It is said that a small-scale 5.5-magnitude earthquake occurred in the dormitory building that day.

#中也: I have seen Dazai's amnesiac cooking skills!I will never eat Osamu Dazai's food again in my life! ! #

"Yumeno-kun, how many words have you learned today?"

Yumeno Hisaku, who was only six years old, looked at the high pile of homework on the coffee table in front of him, showing a dark and sad smile.

Dr. Sen, I am willing to stay in the confinement room. Why should I, a six-year-old child, help write the report under the oppression of this devil!

As for why this famous reasoning writer from another world was writing a report, Osamu Dazai was very confident.

Of course, writers must have material. How good is the mission report of the port mafia. It has both parents' grievances, gangster hegemony, and assassination methods!

And as a mafia that joined the organization since childhood, of course the ability to write reports must be cultivated since childhood!

#梦野久作: Hehe, today's one is also forced to learn to write! #

Shuji Tsushima has gone forever on the road to help his new Nakahara Nakahara, who has a deep filter, grow taller. For example, he bought a truckload of milk and gave it to Nakahara Chuya!

This is ridicule!This is ridicule! !This is ridicule! ! !

Zhong Yuan Zhong also stared at the receipt receipt of the delivery man in front of him, exuding black air all over his body.

The delivery man shrank silently into the car, ready to escape at any time, Mom, your lovely son may be buried in the mafia today!

Gritting his teeth, Nakahara Chuya finally signed for the whole truckload of milk, and used his supernatural ability to float it upstairs.

Passing by acquaintances looked at so much milk, and said to Nakahara Chuya in surprise:

"Zhongye, I know you want to grow taller, but milk has a shelf life!"

Faced with the doubts of his colleagues, Zhongyuan Zhong also pressed the hat on his head to hide his blackened face:

"It's Dazai who thinks the scars on his body are too ugly, and wants to buy them for beauty!"

"Uh,...well, it's really special! Hahaha, I have to leave beforehand!"

Looking at his colleague who turned from embarrassment into an awkward smile, and then fled quickly, Nakahara Nakaya arrived at the dormitory with Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai, who was developing tofu for suicide in the kitchen, saw a box of milk floating behind Nakahara Nakaya who opened the door, and instantly went to his inner world while he was gossiping and preparing to watch a play.

Shuji Tsushima looked at Nakahara Chuya with lowered eyes, and the milk behind him, his eyes lit up instantly,

"Chuya, you have received my gift.

I checked and found that the milk seems to be not only drinkable but also soakable. You haven’t grown tall and you haven’t had any growing pains, so I bought some more. You can try it! "

Looking up at Shuji Tsushima who was full of love from his old mother, Nakahara Nakaya glanced at the kitchen again. The messy scene made him feel a stomachache instantly.

There was a feeling of holding a breath in his heart that could not be released, which made the aura around Nakahara Chuya even more depressing.

"Thank you so much!!!"

"Ah, you're welcome, I just hope you grow taller, Chuya.

As your partner, I'm almost ashamed to stand beside you..." I'm afraid you will be sad...

Before he finished speaking, Shuji Tsushima appeared in the corner.

A few stars appeared above the head, tears were rolling in the eyes, I can't cry now, it's all money!

At this moment, the inner world is full of laughter!

"Chuya, why did you hit me?"

Facing Osamu Dazai with an innocent face, and seeing Osamu Dazai who was knocked down in the corner in his ordinary clothes, Nakahara also raised his head, the corners of his mouth drooping:

"Are you a fool? Buy so much milk? Milk has a shelf life!"

Faced with these words, the goose goose goose in the inner world turned into a symphony!

"I know.

But I did the math, and I can take a milk bath and drink two glasses of milk every day. If I do it every day, it will only take me a month! "

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was calculating and calculating, he wanted to take out a pen and paper, and tell Chuya Nakahara that he was not wrong.

He silently closed his cobalt blue eyes, and took a deep breath, now it's the idiot Dazai, he can't be angry, can't be angry, can't be angry!

Opening his eyes, he glanced at Osamu Dazai who was sitting in the corner with aggrieved eyes, and punched the table next to him, which shattered!

Seeing the shattering of the table, Shuji Tsushima shrank his eyes, and then looked at Chuya Nakahara with accusing eyes:

"Chuya, how can you be so wasteful, this is already the 58th broken table this month!"

So whose fault is it? ! !