Transcending into a blue scorpion
Chapter 81 The Story in the Tub
Lu Fengxian hid behind the screen, with a long body standing tall and his folding fan swaying gently, he still looked like a very handsome and elegant young man.
He behaved as if he were visiting a lady of great importance, rather than breaking into a room where a girl was taking a bath.
The clothes that were originally placed on the round stool have disappeared.Whether it's a replacement, or what Lan Miao originally wore.His tinkling clothes seemed to have been carried away by a ghost.Guaranteed by Yinji Wenhou's character, not to mention a piece of clothing, not even a piece of rag can be found in the whole room.
Lan Miao suddenly let out a "puchi" laugh.
He giggled, put his head on the rim of the bucket, and said, "Marquis Wen has changed his mind, are you planning to marry me?"
He tilted his neck, his snow-white right shoulder was out of the water, and a few strands of wet hair stuck to his flesh.The crystal clear water light is like a diamond, constantly shining on his hair and skin.
Lu Fengxian's eyes couldn't help flickering slightly.
He smiled and said, "It must be something I did wrong to give Miss Lan such fantasies."
Lan Miao circled her long hair and said, "Isn't this medicine hall owned by Marquis Wen?"
Lu Fengxian said: "All 120 Tianyitangs in the world are my property."
Lan Miao was originally a person who loves money and loves to spend it.Hearing this, I couldn't help laughing and said: "Marquis Wen is really rich..." After saying this, he found that his true nature was revealed, and immediately corrected: "Wait, it's getting too far, I mean, since God Yitang is owned by Marquis Wen, so I'm taking a bath at Marquis Wen's house?"
Lu Feng didn't speak first.
That's the way it is.
Lan Miao covered her mouth, smiled coquettishly, and said, "Marquis Wen tried every means to trick me into taking a bath at his own home, and even stole my clothes. No matter how you look at it, he has ulterior motives. Apart from wanting to marry me, I want to die. Crazy, I really can't think of a second reason."
Lu Fengxian's smile suddenly stopped.
He couldn't help but asked, "Do you have a ruler?"
Lan Miao said: "What do you do with the ruler? Even if you did, it's stolen by you now."
Lu Fengxian said coldly: "If you don't bring a ruler, how can you measure the thickness of your skin?"
Lan Miao didn't seem to understand the other party's sarcasm, and suddenly her face turned pale, and she said, "I'm wrong? Don't you mean that Marquis Wen doesn't want to marry me, but only wants to have sex with me? I want to declare first, I'm a woman from a good family, don't mess around !"
Lu Fengxian has worn the hat of "extravagant and lustful" in his life, he has worn the hat of "dissolute", and he has also worn the hat of "love of wine and money", but he has never been labeled as "crazy about women" and "rapist of good women". "hat of.Before he came in and said a few words, Lan Miao had already buckled two hats.If he went on, I'm afraid he could open a hat shop after he got out of this room.
Of course Lu Fengxian didn't mess around.
Lan Miao seemed very disappointed, and said, "Aren't you going to do anything?"
Lu Fengxian said coldly: "Now do you know what it's like to be broken into a room?"
Lan Miao sighed leisurely and said: "Got it, it's really boring. I really don't understand why you and that girl screamed and jumped like a cat whose tail was burned last time. "
Lu Fengxian only felt that Lan Miao was not only thick-skinned.
Lan Miao is simply a ball.
Facing a ball, no matter how much you beat and scold, you will only go crazy.
He suddenly smiled.
One should never be against oneself.
He said, "I've heard about Blue Scorpion's name in Jianghu for a long time."
Lan Miao smiled and said, "Oh? What did they say about me?"
Lu Feng didn't answer first, but said: "Now it seems that the Jianghu people really didn't exaggerate."
He added: "At least, you are much more charming than rumors in the world."
Lan Miao laughed again.He is also a human being, and he also loves to be flattered by others.
Lu Fengxian's eyes fell on the shoulders and necks of the beauty Bai Shengsheng in the bathtub, his tone suddenly softened again, and he said slowly: "I have never liked to embarrass women, especially a charming stunner like you."
He just loves to "bully" them.
He continued: "Don't you understand what I'm going to say?"
Lan Miao rolled her eyes and said, "If you're here to ask for the 1 taels of silver, it's too late. Charming beauties spend money quickly, you know."
Lu Fengxian said proudly: "There is a letter in the kit you took away, if you spit out the letter, it doesn't matter if the money is given to you."
It was only then that Lan Miao remembered that she had packed away all of Lu Fengxian's belongings, and there was indeed a letter in the silver bag, but what did it matter?
He thought to himself, apart from the bank notes, I don't know which cesspit I threw your bag of things in, and it is absolutely impossible to spit it out.If you want to spit, you can spit twice.
He had already told the truth in his heart, but he couldn't tell Lu Feng the truth first.Who knows what Lu Feng will do after hearing this first.What if that letter was a love letter from his wife, Hong Xing, who cheated on her?
He said one thing in his heart, and one thing in his mouth that was originally Lan Miao's active skill. He said, "Why don't I remember that there is a letter? This letter is worthless. Maybe I didn't take it away, but left it with Miss Sisi." Marquis Wen was in a hurry to chase me, but he didn't search carefully, so he missed it, is there such a possibility?"
Lu Fengxian said: "You even took away the handkerchief I used to wipe my mouth, do you think it is possible?"
Lan Miao: "..."
He remembered how much silver he had pawned that handkerchief, and couldn't help laughing inwardly.
He coughed lightly, and said, "A lot of little things are delivered to me every day, most of which are worthless and thrown into the box, and I haven't even looked at them. Maybe the letter is in it, but it's not necessarily true."
He smiled again, and said, "Why should Marquis Wen make such a fuss about this matter? Although I am reluctant to spit out money, what's the problem with spit out a piece of paper and two inks? How about this, since Marquis Wen is in a hurry Yes, I will take you to find it myself, okay?"
Lu Fengxian said: "Not good."
Lan Miao asked, "Why not?"
Lu Fengxian said: "Tell me where the letter is, and I will send my disciples to get it. As for you, you should chat with me here."
After hearing this, Lan Miao smiled and said, "You promise me one thing, and I'll tell you."
"Give me the keys to your house, and I'll send someone to your house to find some money to spend, or find some jewelry, jade, love letters, secret letters, um, these things are fine, it all depends on my mood, will you agree?"
Lu Fengxian sneered, "Are you crazy?"
Of course he wouldn't agree, and neither would anyone.
Lan Miao shrugged and said, "Oh, I don't agree either."
Lu Fengxian suddenly closed his fan.
He said, "You have been soaking in the water for half an hour."
Lan Miao didn't speak.
Lu Fengxian said: "Do you feel that the water is a bit cold?"
Lan Miao did feel that the water was a bit cold.
Now is the coldest season of the year.
Lu Fengxian opened his fan again, and said leisurely: "When I get that letter, I will naturally let you out of the barrel."
Lan Miao thought to himself, if you know the truth, wouldn't it be a rhythm that you don't have to get out of the barrel for a lifetime.Fortunately, God knows, I know you don't, no one in the world knows where that letter went except me.
He snorted, "If you don't let me out, won't I? Won't I jump out by myself?"
Lu Fengxian sneered and said, "After you come out, the windows of this room will disappear suddenly."
"Now is the time when the medicine hall has the most customers. A naked woman suddenly appeared among a group of men. You must be much clearer than me about what will happen. What do people see?"
Some tricks are very effective against some people.But to deal with other people, it may only be used as farts.
Lan Miao stretched suddenly.When stretching, half of his back and arms were exposed.
Then he smiled: "I want to tell you something."
Lu Fengxian said: "Even if you tell me a hundred things, you still have no clothes on."
As soon as he finished speaking, the bucket was suddenly empty.
Lan Miao had circled in front of him.
The screen is a gauze screen with big pink lotus flowers embroidered on it.
Lan Miao put an arm as white as new snow and as smooth as creamy fat on the screen.His long fingers flicked gently on the stamen.
His thick black hair was completely soaked.The wet long hair was black and shiny, and the luster flowed like a living thing, as if several sea snakes were wrapped around the body.
"Tick tock, tick tock."
Water dripped from the ends of his hair.
He looked like the legendary siren who popped up in men's tubs.
The sea monster leaned towards Lu Fengxian, put its mouth close to Lu Feng's ear, and said with a smile, "I just want to tell you that I'm wearing clothes!"
Lu Feng first stared at the person in front of him.Then stared at the other party's chest and obscene pants.The clothes were short, small, and soaked through, yet he couldn't see anything.
Although these two clothes must never be worn to walk on the street.
But they are indeed clothes.
Lan Miao said slowly: "If you fall down the window, I'll hug you and shout 'Yinji Wenhou raped and murdered everyone! Come and see!'."
He giggled non-stop, like a kid who just ate a handful of candy, and said: "I know your lightness kung fu is very good, but mine is not bad either. If you run too fast, I'll chase after you Those two lines are played on a loop afterwards. I think they might be more interested in this kind of plot development than seeing a naked woman, don’t you think?”
If a martial arts master is chased by a naked woman in the street, he can point to this topic in his life.I'm afraid that when he has a grandson, his grandson will still talk about it with his friends behind his back.
Lu Fengxian's expression became similar to that of his "weapon".
His arm suddenly raised, pinching the opponent's throat!
But when he moved his shoulders, Lan Miao swam like a slippery whitebait between him and the screen, and rushed straight to the only big bed in the house.
With just a snap of his fingers, he grabbed a package behind the curtain in his hand.
The next moment, there was a strong wind behind him.Lan Miao turned around abruptly and placed the package in front of her throat.
Lu Feng grabbed the package first, and Lan Miao's eyes suddenly flashed with pride!
He behaved as if he were visiting a lady of great importance, rather than breaking into a room where a girl was taking a bath.
The clothes that were originally placed on the round stool have disappeared.Whether it's a replacement, or what Lan Miao originally wore.His tinkling clothes seemed to have been carried away by a ghost.Guaranteed by Yinji Wenhou's character, not to mention a piece of clothing, not even a piece of rag can be found in the whole room.
Lan Miao suddenly let out a "puchi" laugh.
He giggled, put his head on the rim of the bucket, and said, "Marquis Wen has changed his mind, are you planning to marry me?"
He tilted his neck, his snow-white right shoulder was out of the water, and a few strands of wet hair stuck to his flesh.The crystal clear water light is like a diamond, constantly shining on his hair and skin.
Lu Fengxian's eyes couldn't help flickering slightly.
He smiled and said, "It must be something I did wrong to give Miss Lan such fantasies."
Lan Miao circled her long hair and said, "Isn't this medicine hall owned by Marquis Wen?"
Lu Fengxian said: "All 120 Tianyitangs in the world are my property."
Lan Miao was originally a person who loves money and loves to spend it.Hearing this, I couldn't help laughing and said: "Marquis Wen is really rich..." After saying this, he found that his true nature was revealed, and immediately corrected: "Wait, it's getting too far, I mean, since God Yitang is owned by Marquis Wen, so I'm taking a bath at Marquis Wen's house?"
Lu Feng didn't speak first.
That's the way it is.
Lan Miao covered her mouth, smiled coquettishly, and said, "Marquis Wen tried every means to trick me into taking a bath at his own home, and even stole my clothes. No matter how you look at it, he has ulterior motives. Apart from wanting to marry me, I want to die. Crazy, I really can't think of a second reason."
Lu Fengxian's smile suddenly stopped.
He couldn't help but asked, "Do you have a ruler?"
Lan Miao said: "What do you do with the ruler? Even if you did, it's stolen by you now."
Lu Fengxian said coldly: "If you don't bring a ruler, how can you measure the thickness of your skin?"
Lan Miao didn't seem to understand the other party's sarcasm, and suddenly her face turned pale, and she said, "I'm wrong? Don't you mean that Marquis Wen doesn't want to marry me, but only wants to have sex with me? I want to declare first, I'm a woman from a good family, don't mess around !"
Lu Fengxian has worn the hat of "extravagant and lustful" in his life, he has worn the hat of "dissolute", and he has also worn the hat of "love of wine and money", but he has never been labeled as "crazy about women" and "rapist of good women". "hat of.Before he came in and said a few words, Lan Miao had already buckled two hats.If he went on, I'm afraid he could open a hat shop after he got out of this room.
Of course Lu Fengxian didn't mess around.
Lan Miao seemed very disappointed, and said, "Aren't you going to do anything?"
Lu Fengxian said coldly: "Now do you know what it's like to be broken into a room?"
Lan Miao sighed leisurely and said: "Got it, it's really boring. I really don't understand why you and that girl screamed and jumped like a cat whose tail was burned last time. "
Lu Fengxian only felt that Lan Miao was not only thick-skinned.
Lan Miao is simply a ball.
Facing a ball, no matter how much you beat and scold, you will only go crazy.
He suddenly smiled.
One should never be against oneself.
He said, "I've heard about Blue Scorpion's name in Jianghu for a long time."
Lan Miao smiled and said, "Oh? What did they say about me?"
Lu Feng didn't answer first, but said: "Now it seems that the Jianghu people really didn't exaggerate."
He added: "At least, you are much more charming than rumors in the world."
Lan Miao laughed again.He is also a human being, and he also loves to be flattered by others.
Lu Fengxian's eyes fell on the shoulders and necks of the beauty Bai Shengsheng in the bathtub, his tone suddenly softened again, and he said slowly: "I have never liked to embarrass women, especially a charming stunner like you."
He just loves to "bully" them.
He continued: "Don't you understand what I'm going to say?"
Lan Miao rolled her eyes and said, "If you're here to ask for the 1 taels of silver, it's too late. Charming beauties spend money quickly, you know."
Lu Fengxian said proudly: "There is a letter in the kit you took away, if you spit out the letter, it doesn't matter if the money is given to you."
It was only then that Lan Miao remembered that she had packed away all of Lu Fengxian's belongings, and there was indeed a letter in the silver bag, but what did it matter?
He thought to himself, apart from the bank notes, I don't know which cesspit I threw your bag of things in, and it is absolutely impossible to spit it out.If you want to spit, you can spit twice.
He had already told the truth in his heart, but he couldn't tell Lu Feng the truth first.Who knows what Lu Feng will do after hearing this first.What if that letter was a love letter from his wife, Hong Xing, who cheated on her?
He said one thing in his heart, and one thing in his mouth that was originally Lan Miao's active skill. He said, "Why don't I remember that there is a letter? This letter is worthless. Maybe I didn't take it away, but left it with Miss Sisi." Marquis Wen was in a hurry to chase me, but he didn't search carefully, so he missed it, is there such a possibility?"
Lu Fengxian said: "You even took away the handkerchief I used to wipe my mouth, do you think it is possible?"
Lan Miao: "..."
He remembered how much silver he had pawned that handkerchief, and couldn't help laughing inwardly.
He coughed lightly, and said, "A lot of little things are delivered to me every day, most of which are worthless and thrown into the box, and I haven't even looked at them. Maybe the letter is in it, but it's not necessarily true."
He smiled again, and said, "Why should Marquis Wen make such a fuss about this matter? Although I am reluctant to spit out money, what's the problem with spit out a piece of paper and two inks? How about this, since Marquis Wen is in a hurry Yes, I will take you to find it myself, okay?"
Lu Fengxian said: "Not good."
Lan Miao asked, "Why not?"
Lu Fengxian said: "Tell me where the letter is, and I will send my disciples to get it. As for you, you should chat with me here."
After hearing this, Lan Miao smiled and said, "You promise me one thing, and I'll tell you."
"Give me the keys to your house, and I'll send someone to your house to find some money to spend, or find some jewelry, jade, love letters, secret letters, um, these things are fine, it all depends on my mood, will you agree?"
Lu Fengxian sneered, "Are you crazy?"
Of course he wouldn't agree, and neither would anyone.
Lan Miao shrugged and said, "Oh, I don't agree either."
Lu Fengxian suddenly closed his fan.
He said, "You have been soaking in the water for half an hour."
Lan Miao didn't speak.
Lu Fengxian said: "Do you feel that the water is a bit cold?"
Lan Miao did feel that the water was a bit cold.
Now is the coldest season of the year.
Lu Fengxian opened his fan again, and said leisurely: "When I get that letter, I will naturally let you out of the barrel."
Lan Miao thought to himself, if you know the truth, wouldn't it be a rhythm that you don't have to get out of the barrel for a lifetime.Fortunately, God knows, I know you don't, no one in the world knows where that letter went except me.
He snorted, "If you don't let me out, won't I? Won't I jump out by myself?"
Lu Fengxian sneered and said, "After you come out, the windows of this room will disappear suddenly."
"Now is the time when the medicine hall has the most customers. A naked woman suddenly appeared among a group of men. You must be much clearer than me about what will happen. What do people see?"
Some tricks are very effective against some people.But to deal with other people, it may only be used as farts.
Lan Miao stretched suddenly.When stretching, half of his back and arms were exposed.
Then he smiled: "I want to tell you something."
Lu Fengxian said: "Even if you tell me a hundred things, you still have no clothes on."
As soon as he finished speaking, the bucket was suddenly empty.
Lan Miao had circled in front of him.
The screen is a gauze screen with big pink lotus flowers embroidered on it.
Lan Miao put an arm as white as new snow and as smooth as creamy fat on the screen.His long fingers flicked gently on the stamen.
His thick black hair was completely soaked.The wet long hair was black and shiny, and the luster flowed like a living thing, as if several sea snakes were wrapped around the body.
"Tick tock, tick tock."
Water dripped from the ends of his hair.
He looked like the legendary siren who popped up in men's tubs.
The sea monster leaned towards Lu Fengxian, put its mouth close to Lu Feng's ear, and said with a smile, "I just want to tell you that I'm wearing clothes!"
Lu Feng first stared at the person in front of him.Then stared at the other party's chest and obscene pants.The clothes were short, small, and soaked through, yet he couldn't see anything.
Although these two clothes must never be worn to walk on the street.
But they are indeed clothes.
Lan Miao said slowly: "If you fall down the window, I'll hug you and shout 'Yinji Wenhou raped and murdered everyone! Come and see!'."
He giggled non-stop, like a kid who just ate a handful of candy, and said: "I know your lightness kung fu is very good, but mine is not bad either. If you run too fast, I'll chase after you Those two lines are played on a loop afterwards. I think they might be more interested in this kind of plot development than seeing a naked woman, don’t you think?”
If a martial arts master is chased by a naked woman in the street, he can point to this topic in his life.I'm afraid that when he has a grandson, his grandson will still talk about it with his friends behind his back.
Lu Fengxian's expression became similar to that of his "weapon".
His arm suddenly raised, pinching the opponent's throat!
But when he moved his shoulders, Lan Miao swam like a slippery whitebait between him and the screen, and rushed straight to the only big bed in the house.
With just a snap of his fingers, he grabbed a package behind the curtain in his hand.
The next moment, there was a strong wind behind him.Lan Miao turned around abruptly and placed the package in front of her throat.
Lu Feng grabbed the package first, and Lan Miao's eyes suddenly flashed with pride!
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