Transcending into a blue scorpion

Yikui has already walked in front of Lan Miao.Lan Miao couldn't help taking two steps back.

Yi cried, "Come with me."

Lan Miao glanced at Chu Xiangyu, who was like a ghost, and the poison had already spread to his face.He grabbed his arms, face, and neck indiscriminately, and every time he scratched, a piece of flesh fell off.

Yi cried and ridiculed: "You still want to sleep with him?"

Lan Miao didn't answer, but her heart was blue for a while, red for a while, purple for a while, and white for a while, as if a traffic light had been turned on.

Yicui turned around and left.Lan Miao hesitated for a moment, and followed her at a leisurely pace.He suddenly thought of that woman, only to realize that she had disappeared quietly under everyone's noses at some point.

As soon as he stepped out of the courtyard, he realized that this was the land of the Northern Kingdom.The snow is not falling much, but the wind is still blowing.A few dead trees on the side of the road stretched high into the sky, and an abandoned crow's nest was crooked on the tree.Several ruts and footprints on the road disappeared in the snow.A gust of wind blew past, as if it was going to sweep everything to the end of the world.Within a radius of tens of miles, suddenly he and Yikui seemed to be the only two left.

Yikui walked forward on the snow, his whole body was as straight as a wooden stake, but the footprints left on the snow were so shallow that there was almost nothing.Lan Miao tried to mobilize the heat in her body to make her steps a little lighter.But sometimes he caught the feeling, and sometimes he didn't, and sometimes his footprints were only toes, and sometimes they were all there, which looked very weird.

Yi Kui suddenly said: "The Daguan sword is not broken, He Yue with the bloody plum blossom, smashing the Nine Mountains and Song Gaishi, and defeating the golden dragon and Huang Fei... Do you still recognize these people?"

Lan Miao gasped, her whole foot sank into the snow, she thought for a while and said, "Are they all my friends?"

Yi cried, "They are all your mistresses."

Lan Miao couldn't make a sound.Yi cried: "Do you remember how many men you have slept with?"

After hearing the question, Lan Miao said, "I don't remember."

Yi cried: "79."

The traffic lights in Lan Miao's heart turned into colorful ones.

Yi cried and said: "Among these men, do you remember how many you killed?"

Lan Miao said, "I don't remember."

Yikugege laughed: "77."

After Lan Miao vomited blood for these men who had died in a muddle-headed way, she thought to herself that this master still knows how to clean up the mess.Otherwise, a person suddenly comes over in a restaurant and says, "Hi!" "Who are you?" "I slept with you just yesterday."

This day is over.

Yi cried: "Just now I killed one for you, 78."

Lan Miao asked, "Is there another one?"

Yi Kui turned around suddenly, his eyes seemed to be lit with two will-o'-the-wisps.

Lan Miao knew that she had said something wrong, but she looked at him innocently and raised her eyebrows slightly to show that he said it on purpose.The will-o'-the-wisp in Yikui's eyes became even greener, and he said coldly: "Don't forget, as long as one of them reveals that you are not a woman, that old enemy of yours will come to kill you!"

Lan Miao felt that this day was impossible.

In the strong wind, you can see the fluttering wine flag from a distance.The yard in front of the inn was full of empty dart carts covered with mats, and there were horses neighing in the stables from time to time.In the restaurant in front of the inn, there are always big men dressed as escorts coming in and out.After they drank enough, they opened their cotton robes one after another, revealing their strong chests, as if they were not afraid of the biting cold wind at all.

Until sunset, the restaurant was still brightly lit, and it was very lively, but there were fewer people in the yard, and only those who had a bowel movement would go around behind the pitch-black stables.It is a miracle in itself that so many people stop by an inn in a border town.

Lan Miao sat in her room thinking hard, she must have time-traveled, and she had transmigrated into a martial arts novel called "The First Sword of Wind and Cloud".

Before the time travel, he had just got off work and was flipping through a book in the library, intending to borrow two books for recreation.Then he suddenly saw a thread-bound book behind a row of colorful hardcover and film-covered books, and there was still a little mildew on the spine.This book was too conspicuous in the pile of gaudy new books. Logically speaking, such an old book should have been disposed of in the library's renewal, so he pulled it out cheaply.

and then?There is no more.

Then he had that dream, and when he woke up, he stood in the closet... and he was transported to a world of uncanny workmanship...

The objective of the mission is "The Treasure of Lianhua", but he only read "The First Sword of Wind and Cloud" seven or eight years ago, and now he doesn't even remember the name of the main character!fall!What a world!

He started looking for it himself, and sure enough he found a book, but it was just his martial arts cheats.In addition, I also found two pig piss full of air, a blue crystal with countless barbs, a long weapon like a scorpion's poisonous tail, a wooden square box with a few small holes in the bottom plate, two A small round iron box with "Jing Yan Zhai" printed on it, a round stick with a thick top and a thin bottom, and a small copper sword with red tassels hanging on it.And a 2000 taels of silver and a few pieces of silver.

He opened a small round tin box, which was filled with a bluish-black paste.When I took a close sniff, there was a bitter smell.Unscrewed another one, this ointment filled with rose juice, with a light sweet fragrance.He suddenly realized that it was the rouge and rouge used for makeup.

He brought the wooden square box over and opened it twice, only to find that the box was of a drawer type with a plum blossom-shaped small steel buckle.This little piece of metal is very well maintained, polished and well oiled.When it is turned, it fully stores the spring force of the machine, but there is absolutely no sound.

He wondered, it looked like a weapon, but not a concealed weapon.The seal is excellent and there are no firing holes required for concealed weapons.Looking at the scattered distribution and size of the holes at the bottom of the box, it might as well be a seasoning bottle.

He wiped it off, just to see if there were any patterns, but unexpectedly the lid of the box was so smooth that it opened a seam immediately.A black light suddenly shot out from the gap, and rushed towards between his eyes!

When the cover was wiped off, Lan Miao felt bad, and immediately came to half of the iron bridge.A burst of fishy smell wiped the tip of his nose with his paws, and the hairs on his face stood on end.Turning around quickly, a palm-sized scorpion filled his field of vision.It is lying on the perianth, the back shell paint is bright blue, and the tail hook is raised high like a devil.Lan Miao has only seen light yellow scorpions, and those scorpions are only as long as fingers!

The blue scorpion was restless, and with a press of its paws, it flew towards Lan Miao's face as swiftly as a flying swallow.He was already prepared, instead of flicking it with his fingers or waving it with the back of his hand, he swept it back on the table with one sleeve and knocked it over the ground with the other, and then pulled the pillow cover in his hand.

Blue scorpions sprinted up the walls and up to the roof beams.Lan Miao was yelling inwardly, this bastard is actually very smart.If you let it hide in the dark, and take a bite when people are not looking, it will be enough for you to eat and walk around.I saw it shooting down, and it still rushed towards his face from a high place!

Lan Miao put her head around it, holding the four corners in her palm.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to find a rope to tie up the jumping pillow cover.Suddenly there was a cracking sound, the scorpion had jumped onto the back of his hand, and its eight claws stepped on his skin firmly!

Lan Miao was completely taken aback, she had never heard of a scorpion capable of tearing a pillow towel.If you get stung by this guy, your skin will peel off even if you don't die.Could it be that he was about to cut off his left hand just after crossing over?But it quickly crawled towards his face along his arm, like a flower blooming on his nose.

Lan Miao thought to herself, face!Something is wrong with the face.

The blue scorpion climbed up to his shoulder, suddenly made a "dang" sound, and bumped into a somersault.Lan Miao took two steps back when it was crawling, touched a round bronze mirror on the dressing table, and looked at his face, vaguely saw a star of conch on the tip of his nose, thinking that this was what drove him crazy up.He stuck the bronze mirror on his shoulder and sent the scorpion flying.Then he turned around and grabbed the small round tin box and threw it over!

The iron box hit the ground, and the lid immediately popped out a few feet, but a circle of bright red rouge spilled out.Lan Miao screamed badly. It turned out that the size and shape of the two boxes were exactly the same, and he touched the wrong one.

The box was being thrown beside the scorpion, and the splashed rouge just happened to enclose it inside.But the blue scorpion suddenly let out a "hissing" sound, and stopped clawing, but shivered into a ball, with its eight legs and tail hook curled up, almost knotted.It crawled a few steps forward, retreated like a fire, and crawled a few steps to the left.Finally, I stopped at the place where the rouge was the thinnest, but I didn't dare to go out of the circle.

Lan Miao thought to himself, since Luo Dai is not Luo Dai, Rouge may not be Rouge either, she should have thought of it earlier.He slowly wiped off the snail on the tip of his nose with a pillow towel, and threw it away.Then he opened the lid of the square wooden box and put it in front of the scorpion's front paws.The blue scorpion couldn't wait to crawl in, and huddled in the depths, never refusing to show its head again.

There are still two things on the table that I haven't seen before. The little sword is yellow and clear, a little heavy, very delicate, without any marks.There is a spiral pattern on the round rod from head to foot.He studied it for a long time but couldn't find out what it was for, so he had to pack it into a pack for the time being.

After a thorough investigation, except for some unidentified objects, there is nothing to return home.Only the 2000 taels of silver bill gave him some comfort.Lan Miao remembered that after Yikui brought him here, she said that she wanted to go out for a while, and talk about things later, and then left, and did not come back until dark.Presumably he will come back tomorrow, wouldn't it be more convenient to slap him around?I packed it up and went straight to sleep.

Woke up early, and there was no sign of anyone entering the house.Lan Miao simply knocked on the door of Yikui's room, but unexpectedly the door was unlocked and the room was empty, not even a luggage bag.There is only a note on the table, which says "I will return in two or three days, don't read it, just move it."

Well, it's time for a Saturday and Sunday vacation.

He put on his clothes, wondering if the two pig piss should be stuffed in.Finally, I gritted my teeth, so many people saw me walking in, so they couldn't be flattened the day after breast augmentation, right?Listening to what Yikui meant, doing this would not be far from death, so let's treat it as a masquerade party... although this party is a little longer.

Lan Miao went downstairs and came to the restaurant in front.

He asked for a bowl of beef noodles - no Yangchun noodles.And a plate of leek boxes - no pan-fried buns either.

Xiao Er served the pot of tea, and he lifted the lid to look, only to see a few tea stalks.

It's strange that there are so many customers gathering in this kind of small shop, which is as simple as it can be.

He ate half of the noodles, and suddenly a jug of wine was placed by his hand.Someone laughed and said, "Little lady, I'll treat you to a drink."