The second-hand horse of Ye Yingdi's family

Ye Chen had a very sweet life in recent years. Since Xuan Ying played the rabbit once on his birthday, he repeated the same trick for the next two consecutive years. The second year he was a kitten, and the third year he was To become a big tiger, of course no matter how big a tiger is, it will be stupid, but Ye Chen likes it, and the two of them have a little bit of fun.

Xuanying has learned to shop online a long time ago, and now it’s the fourth year, and he started to think about what to wear, so he went to the store to ask the boss, and asked a lot of questions, which made the boss blush, and finally bought a set of peacock equipment with satisfaction , the price of the equipment is not low, and it is so bright that it can blind people's eyes. Da Chen will definitely like it very much!

Xuanying imagined happily, and then asked: I am a regular customer, do you have any small gifts?

The store quickly replied: Of course!

Finally, when the courier arrived, Xuanying opened the package full of expectations, turned upside down, and found a dice made of wood. The six sides of the dice were engraved with "one cup" and "two cups" in different colors. ", "everyone drinks" such words.

"The owner of this store is too stingy!" Xuanying frowned, turned the gadget around in his hands, and threw it away with an unhappy face. After throwing away, he turned his eyes and saw the new equipment next to him. , I was happy again, tried it on secretly, and hid it carefully.

When Ye Chen came back in the evening, the two of them got tired and started watching TV. Recently, under the influence of the old man, Xuanying especially liked to watch drama programs on Channel 11. As soon as he took the remote control, he would directly tune in there, without considering Ye Chen's feelings at all.

After listening to it for half an hour, Ye Chen couldn't bear it anymore. He snatched the remote control and locked it in the drawer. He turned off the TV and put the learning machine for children in front of him: "It's time to learn English."

"Won't you know where to order? I've met all the meetings!" Xuanying bared her teeth at him, ran to the drawer and buried her head in tinkering, but failed in tinkering, a little dejected.

Ye Chen turned off the TV contentedly, sat on the bed to read a book, and said lightly: "Don't touch any switches on the TV."

Xuan Ying sat back with her head down, rolled her eyeballs at him, moaned and rubbed her fingers on the coffee table, with deep resentment in her heart: "I want to take the remote control...I want to take the remote control... I want to get... ah! Oh my god! The remote control!"

Ye Chen frowned, and continued reading without raising his head: This idiot is still reading loudly.

After Xuanying yelled loudly, the person had already jumped onto the sofa, staring at the remote control that appeared out of nowhere on the coffee table like a ghost, rubbed his eyes, and pressed his back against the wall: "Da, Dachen... Ghost..."

"Huh?" Ye Chen raised his eyes, followed his line of sight to look at the coffee table, his eyes froze, "Where did the remote control come from?"

Xuan Ying sat on the back of the sofa and stretched out her arms towards him, with a mournful face: "The ghost brought it!"

Ye Chen is no longer a materialist. Hearing what he said, he felt a chill down his back. He hurriedly got out of bed and walked over to drag him off the sofa. He hugged him and patted him comfortingly, without blinking his eyes. Blinkingly staring at the remote control on the table: "When did it appear?"

"Just when I was talking, my eyes suddenly appeared in the blink of an eye!" Xuan Ying felt lingering fear, her two black eyeballs darted around, fearing that there was really a ghost hiding in some corner.

Ye Chen frowned. Looking at it vertically, he felt that the remote control was the one he had just hidden, so he took the key to open the drawer, and saw that the remote control inside had disappeared. I couldn't help being a little surprised.

Xuanying pulled his clothes by the hem and followed behind him, poked his head to look, widened his eyes in disbelief, and shrank his neck to look up, down, left, and right.

Ye Chen was puzzled: "You are a monster, if you have the ability to teleport instantly, how can you do this with the remote control? Can the remote control become a spirit?"

Xuanying shook her head when she heard it: "I've never heard of it, where is there a remote control in ancient times..."

Ye Chen turned around and looked at him: "What did you mutter just now?"

"I didn't say anything, I just..." Xuanying blinked, "I want the remote control..."

Ye Chen looked at him and then at the remote control, his heart moved, and he locked the remote control in the drawer again: "Try again."

"try what?"

"Trying for the remote control."

Xuanying shook her head again and again: "I don't want it! There are ghosts!"

Ye Chen looked at him: "Then what are you going to do now?"

"Let's play with the phone, hehe..." Xuanying's heart was very big. One second, he was scared to death, but the next second he thought of something interesting, he was happy again, and ran to the table by the window to get the phone.

Ye Chen grabbed the phone and threw it in another drawer: "It's time to study."

Xuanying looked at him with a bitter face, walked to the table reluctantly and sat down, then looked back at the drawer with nostalgia: "Just play for a while... don't want to study... I'm tired of studying... ...Ah! Damn it again!"

Seeing that he was kicked open the stool like explosives, Ye Chen stepped back a few big steps, and hastily opened the drawer that had just been locked.

The phone is gone.

Xuan Ying stood far away, pointing at the table: "Da, Da Chen! There is really, really a ghost in the house!"

Ye Chen looked at the mobile phone on the table, squinted his eyes, and looked up and down suspiciously at Xuan Ying: "Why do I think this ghost is you?"

"Ah?" Xuan Ying turned to look at him with a puzzled expression.

So, Mr. Ye, the former actor and present boss, used his IQ that had not been lowered by Xuan Ying to observe for several days, and finally confirmed one thing: this idiot's sorcery has advanced...

"Really?" Xuan Ying looked at him uncertainly.

Ye Chen nodded seriously: "You can try again."

"How to try?"

"Thinking about changing my phone into your pocket."

Xuanying tried it, then rummaged through his pockets and took out his phone, dumbfounded.

"Your savvy..." Ye Chen was a little weak, too lazy to express his emotions, took out another coin and flicked it, and took it with his hand, "Think about whether you want heads or tails."

"front."

Ye Chen moved the upper hand away, Xuanying was dumbfounded again, and suddenly cheered up after a while: "I'm so good!"

Ye Chen threw the dice he disliked into the opaque cup again, covered the lid and shook it a few times, then put it upside down on the table: "What do you want the side facing up to be?"

Xuanying thought for a while: "Two drinks."

Ye Chen took the cup away.

"Wow!" Xuan Ying widened her eyes in amazement, praised herself again, grabbed the cup and started playing alone, after playing for a long time, she found success again and again, and she was so excited that she threw herself on Ye Chen: " I'm so good! So good! Dachen, will I become a god? Hahahaha!"

Ye Chen had black lines all over his head: "..."

Xuan Ying went crazy for several days, moved all the moving things in the house, and tried to change Ye Chen from the bedroom to the study, but failed, probably unable to grasp the living things.

After Ye Chen knew that he had thought of transporting him in this way, his face turned green with anger, and he almost threw him on the bed in broad daylight to perform Fa-rectification on the spot.

Xuan Ying could only smile flatteringly at him: "Hey...not next time..."

Ye Chen gritted his teeth.

A month later, Xuan Ying won the Best Actor Award at the film festival. This was the first time he won the best actor award in the three years since his debut. Everyone was so happy that they shouted to celebrate.

Although Xuanying became a monk halfway, but he is very talented, and he has a senior person like Ye Chen to guide him. After three years of training, his acting skills are indeed very convincing. He was a supporting role for two years before, and he won Nominated, won the Best Supporting Actor Award in the second year, and started to play the leading role with Ye Chen's kindness in the third year, and won the Best Actor Award in no time, basically it was a smooth rise.

It just so happened that Ye Chen was invited to present the awards again at this film festival, Xuanying was so happy that she hugged Ye Chen in front of all the media and slapped Ye Chen on his lips.

Everyone was stunned, and soon boiled again.

After the video streamed out, a large group of netizens explored Ye Chen's expression in slow motion frame by frame, and collectively beat the table: Fuck me!Still deny it!This JQ is already obvious, okay?

After the film festival ended, the old man happily called the two of them back and prepared a large table of dishes to entertain them. Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that the old man accepted this son-in-law from the bottom of his heart without blinking his eyes. Yes, I really like this kid.

After the meal, the old man earnestly said: "Xiaochen, Xiaoying is also a public figure now, you usually restrain yourself a bit and don't hurt him again, ah."

Ye Chen: "..."

Xuanying: "???"

The old man nagged and said a few more words, Xuanying was confused when he heard it, and pestered Ye Chen to ask what was going on when he got back. Ye Chen thought about it, and felt that he should understand a lot now, so he put I told him about asking Dr. Ji for help.

Xuanying still didn't understand some terms, but after he explained it, his eyes widened: "You never hit me, and you never hurt me!"

"Well, Lao Ji is talking nonsense."

Xuan Ying thought for a while, and felt that this incident should be quite embarrassing. Doctor Ji actually caused Dachen to lose face, which is tolerable or unbearable!

"Go out and celebrate with them tomorrow."

Xuanying started to protect his shortcomings, and hummed with a stinky face: "Don't allow Doctor Ji to come over!"

Seeing his angry look, Ye Chen felt very good in his heart, and patted his head: "Dr. Ji must be called here. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, and it's not too early for a gentleman to take revenge. It's not too early for him to talk to someone." ,do not miss it."

Xuanying's brain is not enough, and the bad water in his stomach is not as much as his, so he looks puzzled: "What do you mean?"

"It means, let's trick him too." Ye Chen said such things with a serious face, as if he was very righteous.

Xuan Ying listened to him teaching this and that, her eyes became brighter and she nodded again and again: "Oh! That's a good idea!"

On the second night, when a group of friends met in the clubhouse, Xuanying cheerfully accepted everyone's congratulations, and he didn't know how to say some modest scenes. have fun.

Xuanying looked and looked at the handsome guy on Doctor Ji's left, and whispered in Ye Chen's ear, "Doctor Ji is also looking for a man and wife!"

"Yeah." Ye Chen nodded, because he knew that Dr. Ji had become a strict "wife" now, so he glanced over there sympathetically.

This party was paid for by Xuanying, and of course Xuanying had the final say on what to play, but he didn't understand these things, so he consulted Assistant Xiao Yang for advice, only the drinking session was specially explained by Ye Chen.

When the wine was put on the table, Xuan Ying blinked and said, "I don't know how to play to make it interesting, how about shaking the dice?"

No one could raise any objection to his pure eyes, so the final decision was made.

Ye Chen was satisfied.

The dice began to rotate during the banquet, and the atmosphere became more enthusiastic. Before each dice was opened, there was a burst of crazy shouting, just like gambling in an ancient costume movie.

The dice came into Dr. Ji's hands, and Dr. Ji shook it, opened it and took a look: two cups.

"Aww! Drink! Lao Ji drink!" A group of people booed.

The dice has six sides, and it is the most ruthless to drink two cups. It is okay to come once or twice, but if it comes too many times, it will be miserable.

It was only the first round, and Doctor Ji admitted that he had failed, so he could only drink it up in one gulp, and then drank it down again. After drinking, his eyes were almost so irritated that he couldn't open his eyes.

"Okay!" A group of people cheered, only the handsome guy from his family felt distressed, but he was different from Xuanying, he behaved more reservedly, and outsiders couldn't see it.

The dice came into the hands of the handsome guy, and after shaking it, he took a look: drink as you like.

Doctor Ji smiled happily, and said very considerately: "Just make sense."

Xuanying buried her head behind Ye Chen's back, holding back a muffled laugh.

The dice came into Xuanying's hands: Feel free.

The dice came into Ye Chen's hands: click.

Everyone looked at Ye Chen, and Ye Chen pointed: "Old Ji, have a drink."

"Hahahaha!" Xuanying couldn't help but burst out laughing. After laughing for a while, she realized that she was being too unkind, so she quickly restrained herself.

Round after round, those who don't drink can only be dealt with by others. Basically, everyone drinks fairly evenly. Only Dr. Ji is particularly unlucky. He drinks two drinks every time, while Ye Chen and Xuan Ying are either Drink as you please, or everyone drinks, or just order.

When Xuanying ordered the general, he couldn't bear it, so he asked Ye Chen to squeeze his palms under the table, and seeing that Dr. Ji was dying from drinking, he said tremblingly: "Doctor Ji, you, take another sip. .”

Ye Chen gritted his teeth angrily.

Doctor Ji stopped his family every time, and refused to let him drink instead. Now he was almost dizzy, and gave Xuanying a thumbs up: "You are still considerate."

The handsome guy beside him turned dark.

Ye Chen looked at them, suddenly the weather turned cloudy again.

When it was time for the next round, Dr. Ji couldn't hold it anymore, he stood up and said, "I won't drink anymore, I won't drink anymore, what's the trick, let me come here!"

Everyone shouted together: "Take off your clothes! Take off your clothes!"

Dr. Ji took off his coat with arrogance, and escaped the catastrophe.

So after this round after round, some people got drunk, some performed shows, Dr. Ji got dizzy from drinking, took off his clothes one by one, and finally left a pair of underwear, which made his handsome guy feel distressed. , kept taking off his clothes and putting them on for him.

Ye Chen was merciful and secretly squeezed Xuanying's hand, finally Dr. Ji no longer had bad luck.

At the end of the show, Dr. Ji asked his handsome guy to wait on him, put on his clothes and hang out. Just as he got into the car, the phone in his pocket rang.

Dr. Ji was so drunk that he didn't care about it at all, so the handsome guy had to answer the phone for him.

A delicate voice came from the other end of the phone: "Doctor Ji, your memory is so bad, I left the tie at my place, when will you come and get it?" At the end of the speech, an ambiguous breath came over my face.

The handsome guy's face turned blue, and he replied coldly: "Wrong number." He hung up the phone harshly.

Not long after, another call came in, this time it was from a sister Yu's voice: "Old Ji, you said that you came to accompany me this weekend, why didn't you see your figure? Where did you die? Which vixen are you with?"

"Wrong number!" The handsome guy hung up the phone again and looked at Doctor Ji with a murderous expression.

The third time I remembered the phone call, the handsome guy was just about to start swearing, but he was stunned for a moment when he heard crying from over there, and then he heard a female Qiqi Aiai say: "Old Ji, I can't forget you, let's make up, woo woo Woo..."

The handsome guy almost smashed the phone into pieces.

On the other side, Xuan Ying pulled Ye Chen's hand worriedly: "Da Chen, will Dr. Ji be killed?"

Ye Chen's expression was calm: "No, he has a nine-dan black belt."

"But... he was drunk..."

"Oh, I forgot."

"..."

Ye Chen looked at him, a little worried that he would make a bad impression on him, so he quickly put his arms around him and kissed him, and added: "It's okay, a gentleman doesn't take advantage of others, his family will wait for him to wake up." If you treat him again, he will be fine when he wakes up. Well...Old Ji is very smart, we just need to wait for him to come to apologize and beg for forgiveness."

Xuan Ying suddenly realized, nodded and looked at him adoringly: "Dachen, you are so smart!"

Ye Chen suddenly felt ecstatic.