Hard to be a handsome wife

Xia Jingwei did not deny that she was impulsive when she confessed to Tujia.But if he was asked to think about it carefully, he would still choose to do so.He thought it would be better to say it outright than to let Tuya figure out why he was not as stupid as the outside world made him out to be.As for why he knew that Tujia was guessing randomly, it was actually very simple, just look at Tujia's expression.When he spoke to Tujia for the first time, and when he called Tujia's name for the first time, Tujia's reaction was always with a hint of doubt and surprise that was barely noticeable.So it is certain that in Tujia's heart, a value has been set for him, and he is often breaking through this value.When a person always does not follow the value you set in your heart, you will have doubts and then guess. This is a perfectly normal phenomenon.

Of course, Tujia would believe it to a certain extent, this is not something he can control, so in this respect he decided to live with the situation.After all, the matter of rebirth itself is too supernatural, and he still sometimes feels like he is dreaming.Then he woke up from the dream, and he found that he still hadn't returned to Earth.Then, he found some things here that he really couldn't understand.

After chatting with Tujia for a while, Xia Jingwei, who couldn't hold back her urine and wanted to go to the bathroom, was dumbfounded.

Like in Tuja's starship, he had a mind about which button to try, but there was no button at all.This is what Tujia called the toilet, and the inside is like a ready-to-use gift box, pretty, but empty.It's not as good as the kitchen in the spaceship. At least pots and pans can be found in the kitchen. It's good here, there is not even a toilet!

Could it be voice control again?

Xia Jingwei was seriously considering whether he should try to say "I want to pee" or "pee".Then he suddenly thought of the brat from his comrade-in-arms’ house, jumping up and down while clutching his crotch, shouting “I want to pee” at the adults.

I really knelt down to this painful rhythm.

.

Tujia Yunze waited for a long time but didn't see Xia Jingwei coming out, so he decided not to wait anymore, he decided to go to liberate his bladder, and discuss with Xia Jingwei by the way, Xia Jingwei is not Xia Jingwei, what is it? Whose question.

Thinking about him being the only one like Xia Jing, he hasn't been to the bathroom once since he started socializing in the spaceship.As far as he knows, the scenery in the bathroom of his sister's place is very nice, you can discuss it while watching...

With a rattling, the door was pushed open by Tujia from the outside.Xia Jingwei's whole body froze at first, but after realizing it was Tujia, she relaxed a little, and asked calmly, "What are you doing here?"

"What else can I do here?" Tujia stood in front of a certain wall as he unbuttoned his pants as if no one was there.

Xia Jingwei silently made up the picture Jia Yunze said: I want to pee...

Then he heard: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Tujia finished peeing.

The flowers on the wall watered by Tujia's urine even shook off their own small green leaves.

Second Olympic!Why didn't anyone tell him it's okay to pee against the wall?Xia Jingwei looked at the wall carefully, and found that it was still dry, and there was no trace of being attacked by liquid at all, which means that the wall itself can absorb water, and the flowers and plants on it will respond accordingly.Does it mean getting fertilizer?Nima, this is too harsh!

Xia Jingwei felt that she was about to resent, and the level soared to a certain critical point when Tu Jia spoke again.

"To be honest, didn't you pee just now?" Tu Jia deliberately looked at Xia Jingwei's lower abdomen, and asked with a half-smile: "You don't think this place is also voice-activated, do you?" He was still wearing his clothes, so he looked fatter, and the whole person looked a little Q.

Besides, Xia Jingwei, looking at Tujia's teasing eyes with malicious intentions, he couldn't take off those pants no matter what he said.He felt that his IQ was considered ill-considered!So in order to prove that his IQ is fine, he forcefully squeezed out a sentence: "I'm done peeing, you think too much..."

Then he discovered that his IQ really has a problem ==!

"Just finish peeing, and I'll take you to a place."

"..."

.

The place Tujia took him was a bit far away, but this wicked person didn't know whether it was on purpose or not, but he actually took him there on foot.Along the way, one can imagine how noisy his bladder was.But it might be because most of his attention was absorbed by the surrounding scenery, and the part left to feel the urge to urinate was reduced a lot, so he didn't feel too much pain.

In the end, it was Tujia who reminded him to go to the bathroom, and then he realized that if he didn't go, he would really be in danger of getting sick.

This bastard Tujia said at the time: Although you said that you finished peeing, I can tell from your expression that you still want to solve it again, so for the sake of my pants, you should go again.

Is this suspicious that he will pee his pants? !That's right, my sister!

So he gritted his teeth again and replied, "You think too much!"

What does it mean to save face and suffer?He is a living example!But Nima, is this really just his problem?Tujia Yunze, do you need to speak in such a tone that makes people gnash their teeth!

Tujia Yunze looked at the face that was about to be contorted, touched his nose and secretly accelerated his forward speed.He actually didn't quite understand what Xia Jingwei was doing so seriously.He was just joking, is face really more important than his body?It's been so long, and he feels dick pain for Xia Jingwei.

If Xia Jingwei knew what Tujia Yunze was thinking at this moment, he would definitely go up and roar: You know what a fart!

Also as a man, he is not as tall as others, as strong as others, and his IQ is worse than others. After all, he has a good face, damn it is still a woman's face!Damn it, is there still a way to live this day!

In this way, complaining all the way to the place Tu Jia said, Xia Jingwei was surrounded by a dark aura.Standing next to him, Tujia could even feel a bright malice towards the world.

"Where is the bathroom?" When Xia Jingwei said this sentence again, her voice changed.This looks like a small shopping mall, so there must be toilets, right?If he doesn't fix it, he's really going to die of diabetes insipidus!

Tujia reflexively wanted to tease him, but held back, and then called a robot waiter for him, and asked the waiter to take him there.

Xia Jingwei took a look at the waiter, praying that the toilets here would not be too different from the previous ones, and followed the waiter.

"Sir, what is your relationship with Marshal Yunze?" The robot suddenly asked in a low voice when it was far enough away from Tujia Yunze.

Xia Jingwei was stunned for a moment before realizing that she was talking to him, so she casually said, "Friend."

"Oh..." The robot looked very disappointed when he heard the words: "Qiao Na thought you were the wife of Marshal Yunze."

Xia Jingwei couldn't help but roll her eyes to the sky, "Your assumption is baseless."

"But he brought you here to buy clothes." Qiao Na cooperated with her body movements and put on a dreamy expression and said, "Marshal Yunze has never been so gentle to others, you are the first one."

"To be gentle and buy clothes for someone is to treat that person as a wife? What logic do you have?"

"The logic of a robot."

"..."

Fortunately, the scale of this shopping mall is not large, and it takes only a short walk to reach the bathroom.Xia Jingwei decided not to talk to the robot girl, because she was easily called out for stomach bleeding.He still solved his physical problems first before talking about anything else.

I don't know if it was prayer or something else, but the bathroom here is almost exactly the same as the one I've been to before.Without even thinking about it, Xia Jingwei started watering a row of small flowers!As if they were his class enemies at this moment!

"Are you comfortable now?"

Just after pouring for a while, suddenly, Tujia Yunze's voice came from behind...

Xia Jingwei cursed angrily in her heart!Then he asked without turning his head, "Are you unable to urinate if you don't urinate with others?"

"You're thinking too much. I'm just worried that the bathroom here is different from the one in Na's house, and you won't be used to it." Tu Jia said with a smile, "But it seems I'm worrying too much."

"%?￥#...@%￥&..." Xia Jingwei couldn't help blushing when she heard this, and began to lift her pants roughly, thinking: This bastard really knows!

When he went out again, the robot waiter was no longer outside, presumably it was because Tujia Yunze sent him away.Xia Jingwei thought about it, and walked beside Tujia to see what the shopping malls were like.

To be honest, he hasn't spent any money since he came to this world. Even the TV programs he subscribed to when he was in Xia's house were done by the old CPU, and he just took advantage of them to watch them.So speaking of it, he has no idea about money now, he doesn't even know how much a piece of clothing costs and how to pay for it.

It can be felt that Tujia is really famous here, because the waiters in charge of each brand know him.

"You come here often?" Xia Jingwei asked out of words.

"It's my first time here." Tu Jia said, holding a white V-neck sweater and comparing it to Xia Jingwei.

Xia Jingwei looked down and felt that this was not his style, but Tujia said to the waiter without thinking, "Wrap this up."

"..." Nima!Even if I have no money, you should at least ask me for my opinion!Xia Jingwei howled in her heart, and could only continue to follow Tujia.

This is the tragedy of having no money.But think about it, he should be glad, right?At least there is a local tyrant next to him who wants to marry him as his wife.Tsk, although he would rather be a poor face for a rich woman.

Fall, really fall!

Xia Jingwei followed for a long time without carrying a single piece of clothing.It is conceivable that there is a home delivery service and the like.But why didn't Tujia even swipe his card?Do I have to get fingerprints for the last time?But not even this!Is Tujia some kind of shareholder?This is not good, how does this let him know the normal way of trading here?

"Don't you need to buy it?" Xia Jingwei couldn't help asking.

"No, of course Dylan will pay for it when I get it from Najia." Tujia Yunze said quite naturally.

"Oh, that means Brother Di Lan bought these things for me." Xia Jingwei smiled, "Then I have to thank him when I go back."

When Tujia Yunze heard it, he immediately realized what he had done, so he immediately shouted: "Waiter, pay the bill!"