Chowhound Survival Rules

Chi Huo tried his best to treat what happened last night as a weird nightmare, and hoped that everything would return to normal this morning.

But when Chi Huo lazily opened the door, the sight he entered shattered his good thoughts.

That Zhao Xiaopang actually lay outside against the strong wind and studied tree roots all night! ?In addition, what happened to the group of heads outside the courtyard wall!Chi Huo felt that he had a sense of being treated as a panda.

"..."

Bang! !

After a pause, Chi Huo closed the door without hesitation. He must have had cramps in his eyes just now, so he saw pictures that he shouldn't have seen at all. Just wait until he rubs his eyes. Everything outside The cliff is an illusion.

but……

"Don't struggle, there are a total of 68 people around outside, and everyone you know on this planet is here." Cang Lin sighed softly looking at Chi Huo's appearance, and spoke with a little pity.His own partner is good at everything, but a little boring and awkward.

For things he doesn't want to see, even if they happen right in front of his eyes, he can still completely ignore them.

Chi Huo twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard the words, and turned to look at Cang Lin: "You won't die if you don't say a word, don't make trouble!"

Cang Lin raised his brows, and lay down obediently, pretending to be dead.

Chi Huo: "..." This thing collapsed on purpose again! !

"My lord! Our patriarch, the guard captain, and the three elders are all here. Let's talk, my lord! Your lord, you will be our heaven and our land in the future. When we recover our strength, you say let us fight the empire and we will never move the federation." a chicken!!”

Liu Yong's Chinese paper with a cross scar on his face yelled outside the door, and Chi Huo heard it loudly. This is indeed a weird planet, and everyone on the planet is weird.Moreover, why is he going to fight the Empire? If he wants to fight, he is also fighting the Federation... Bah!

Sighing heavily, Chi Huo finally opened the door to let the representatives enter the yard.Today's weather is rare and sunny, and the time is the best morning. Considering that the room is too small, Chi Huo finally decided to negotiate with these people in the yard.

It wasn't until this time that Chi Huo realized deeply how much it took courage for him to leave Liu Yong half a month ago.Obtained an A-level physique and a first-level employer boy, but the price is the oil bottle of more than 1 people on a planet... Thinking of this, Chi Huo wants to slap himself hard twice, so that you can take advantage of others! !

Looking up at the seven or eight people on the opposite side who were spontaneously carrying small benches, Chi Huo was silent again, there are so many familiar people here...Suddenly felt that he would never love again.

"Who is the patriarch..." Chi Huo said weakly, his eyes swept around but he didn't look at the vegetable seller.

As a result, the uncle raised his hand and patted Chi Huo on the shoulder with great pride and said with a smile: "Oh boy, I haven't seen you for a long time, so I said we are destined! You see, this is almost a family! I am this one Patriarch, come to shake hands?"

Chi Huo rolled his eyes, and was passively grabbed by his hand and shaken up and down. If his physique hadn't reached B+, he would probably be thrown out by the shake right now.

"Where's the captain of the guard?" Chi Huo looked at Brother Hu silently. He still remembered the scene where this guy let him watch violent plants on the city wall.

Brother Hu received Chi Huo's gaze, shy?He smiled a little, then glanced at the room secretly, and whispered: "Hey, although Brother Hu, I already knew that you are a couple, but why are you lying on the bed so well? This is not very scientific. Ah , Brother Hu, I am the captain of the guard, look at our muscles! Isn’t it beautiful?”

Chi Huo rolled his eyes again.

"My lord, these two are the elders of the other two clans, and they are also here to see you. Although we still have three clans, I can assure you that we will obey your lord's orders. You don't have to worry about internal conflicts." It's the lion who is more interested and considerate than Liu Yong's straightforward and brutal.Chi Huo's face was a little strange from the beginning, but fortunately, it didn't look like he was going to refuse immediately, so he quickly said a few calming words.

Hearing what the lion said, Chi Huo couldn't help but smiled wryly. This is really... He raised his head and glanced at the little Douding who was being hugged by the auntie, and then turned to the vegetable seller: "You just trust your 'Speaker' so much?" What? You have seen me when I first came here a few months ago. I am down and out, and there is nothing special about it. Are you really going to put the future of more than 1 people in your family on me? If the speaker If the words are so wrong, what should I do about your future? I never think that I am a savior, nor an almighty god. My future cannot be guaranteed, so how can I give you and yours? A bright future for the tribe?"

After saying such a lot of words in one breath, Chi Huo looked at the few people opposite in silence.Suddenly the lion opened his mouth and said: "If you can control the power of taboo, you will definitely be able to help our family get rid of the power of the curse. Sir, we really need you... You may not know that the physique of newborns in our family is so weak now It is three times lower than grade F, the mortality rate of newborns and young children is getting higher and higher, and even the physique of adults cannot pass grade D."

"...If this continues, our Yunwei clan will really perish in a short time." The lion's voice was low and desolate, and Chi Huo could even imagine the frail and helpless appearance of those children, It is only because of this that he needs to be more cautious, because once he agrees to become the loyalist of this ethnic group, then he will directly bear the lives of these 1 people.

And the weight of life is always the heaviest existence.

"I can do my best to help you study how to break the curse, and you don't have to follow me, how about it? The first living planet I arrived on is yours, and you have given me a lot of help. I think, Whether it's for thanks or for friends, I will help, isn't that good?" Chi Huo thought for a while, and finally said this.

After hearing Chi Huo's words, the seven or eight people opposite were silent.What Chi Huo said was something they hadn't thought of at all. No matter how simple they were, they knew how rare it was to save an ethnic group without any price.For a while, several young clansmen began to show joy.

However, the uncle who bought vegetables and the elders of the other two branches looked at each other, and finally shook their heads together: "Since you want to help us lift the curse and taboo, then our Yunwei clan will naturally be your followers after success. We cannot disobey the teachings of our ancestors, and we cannot do things that are ungrateful, so please promise us to follow them."

Chi Huo couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, "Uncle, don't worry, even if there is no ethnic group to follow me, I won't be perfunctory. Freedom is such a rare thing. Why do you have to tie your own ethnic group into a cover?"

The vegetable seller laughed and said, "My boy, if we follow you, will you take us to attack the Imperial Palace or the Federal Presidential Palace every day?"

Chi confused the black line: "How is it possible?"

"Then will you let us be star thieves to rob the spaceships of the Empire and the Federation?"

"...Are you kidding me? I don't want to be hunted down by the United Nations." Chi Huo sweated.

The vegetable seller finally asked: "Then you will kill people for fun and let us guard?"

"I'm not a lunatic from the First Research Institute!" Chi Huo sighed: "Uncle, what are you doing?"

The vegetable seller laughed: "Since you don't know how to cheat the tribe, you can help us break the curse and taboo, and you can find something for our tribe to exercise, then what's wrong with us following you? Boy, you are the famous chef on Yuwang, right? Tsk tsk, after having you, we can even improve our food and clothing to a higher level, why don’t we follow you? What is freedom, can it be eaten as food? Our entire ethnic group has been free for almost 1000 years, but look, what do we look like now?"

"Instead of clinging to freedom and gradually disappearing in the world, it's better to put on a rein and run thousands of miles!" The vegetable seller's expression suddenly became solemn, "Our Yunwei is a family of guards, and the power inherited is attack and guard. If there is no The object to be guarded will gradually get lost and indulged. Instead of this, we should find a person or family worthy of our guarding and dedication to complete our inheritance. Ah Chi, we are the undiscovered Maxima, and we need a bole Come find us and give us hope and a way to the future."

"Uncle thinks, you are good. What do you think?"

Chi Huo twitched the corner of his mouth, and the beasts ran wildly in his heart. Are all the ethnic groups so weird? !You don't even want freedom? !Do you have to be a follower? !

Just when Chi Huo wanted to look up to the sky and sigh, Aunt Mianbing suddenly said: "Old man, you wrote this down last night, right? It sounds familiar... You still missed a sentence, 'Following you, we will definitely get rid of poverty Get rich, you are the thickest thigh, right?"

"Hi!" The vegetable seller suddenly stopped.Chi Huo looked at this cunning and cheating patriarch with a dull face.The others looked up at the sky and looked down at the ground.

"Hehe, what, I didn't say anything just now, kid Chi, do you eat rainbow pancakes?"

Chi Huo turned his head silently, "...no need." Now he no longer understands the reason why the uncle must follow him, he is mentally retarded! !He made it clear in front of others that he was a golden injustice, boss, and head! !

"My lord, don't get excited! Our patriarch really didn't mean that, of course you are really good at making money," Liu Yong continued to speak, and was slapped on the head by Brother Hu.

Seeing the obviously nervous expressions of the people in the courtyard, Chi Huo finally smiled helplessly and shook his head: "Okay, well, anyway, I am the one who took advantage of it, who made us destined? But I will need everyone's help in the future, of course... yes salary."

"Haha! That's great! Come to Chi boy, I know you are good, come and sign a contract with us!"

"My lord, you are so enlightened! I promise that in the future, if you let us fight the Empire, we will never touch a chicken from the Federation!!"

"Achi, do you want to eat noodles? That's enough!"

"My lord, how will my salary be calculated in the future? I really want to hoard money to buy mechas..."

Chi Huo looked at the group of people in front of him who were suddenly smiling, and lowered his head to cover his face. He must have opened the door in the wrong way today. He could already imagine that with such a group of cheating followers, his mother would no longer have to worry about him becoming a local tyrant up!

Damn, I really want to beat the rich second generation! !He is poor! !