Chowhound Survival Rules

At this time, Chi Huo felt that he was half dead, even if he suffered some violence physically, it was better than feeling like his head was about to explode like now.

The overwhelming malice and coldness made him shudder. If it is said that before Chi Huo thought that plants and humans might have a harmonious and beautiful day, then after feeling such malice, he really doubted whether plants would It will suddenly erupt one day and strangle all human beings.

Although Chi Huo was tortured extremely painfully, if he really fainted under such circumstances, it would be his own death.Get over it no matter what, and then he must slice the bamboo to fry meat or make wine directly, eh!While Chi Huo thought so, the malice became crazier.

Chi Huo couldn't help laughing after feeling such emotions.

It seemed that he didn't understand why the person who wanted to do it just now was suddenly happy at this moment, and the crazy emotion stopped slightly, and after Chi Huo felt the trace of doubt, his smile widened.In fact, he really didn't have brain cramps, but he suddenly understood the emotions of plants when they knew that they were going to be served. If plants had a dialogue with the chef, it would become the following cheating situation: Chef: "Today I want to make fried bamboo shoots." Meat, rice dumplings in a bamboo barrel, and a pot of green bamboo leaves."

Bamboo: "Fuck you! I don't want to be cooked yet, it's not cooked yet, so hurry up!!"

Chef: "...Then let me ask who wants to be served today."

Chi Huo couldn't help laughing at the thought of such a situation happening.However, he is also very clear that even if humans can really understand the voices of animals and plants, unless those animals and plants have changed from 'lower people' to 'superior people' with wisdom and strength, otherwise, the world of things The right choice, killing and hunting are all the laws of heaven and nature.

"So, food must not be wasted." Chi Huo muttered to himself profusely with sweat, while Chi Xiaobai next to him stared blankly at the owner who somehow survived the seven-level plant spirit attack , I suddenly felt that something unscientific had happened.

And behind them, which Chi Xiaobai and Chi Huo didn't notice, a five-colored piranha and the vines wrapped around it were looking at them with their heads tilted.If Chi Huo saw them, he would be able to recognize them. This was the piranha on his trolley that looked like it had no fighting power, but was extremely intelligent.

The piranha and the silver rattan touched each other's leaves, as if they were giving each other a high-five. This product, which was weak in every way, finally made some progress.However, it's still too early to become the master who can control them~ The next second, the piranha disappeared quickly with silver vines, and Chi Huo felt that the scarlet bamboo's mood had stabilized at this time, Tentatively walking up to the bamboo, Chi Huo walked around it several times under its guard, and the body of the guy who walked around it swayed, so he turned his head and asked Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, what do you think of it? Sample?"

Chi Xiaobai and his master definitely have a tacit understanding, looked at the Hell Flame Bamboo with bright eyes, and nodded fiercely: "Absolutely! A single bamboo leaf of it can last for a month! If it stands there, the heat it emits will Enough for us to use all the time!"

Hearing this, Chi Huo showed a very enthusiastic and satisfied smile on his face, and stretched out his hands to caress the Hell Flame Bamboo. Surprisingly, his claws were not directly cooked. Perhaps, it was controlling itself not to hurt him?Thinking of this, Chi Huo smiled even hotter (yin) (dang).

"By the way, do you want to try to move? Come with us to visit the scenery of the whole universe and eat the delicious food of the whole universe?"

Hell Yanzhu couldn't think after hearing Chi Huo's words. It didn't have much wisdom in the first place, and its IQ was a little anxious.But even so, it doesn't prevent it from understanding the meaning of the word 'food'. It thinks that the land under its feet is not bad, but it would be better if it has more acidity and heat.

In addition, it wants the bamboo leaves of the venetian bamboo as fertilizer... In other words, can this human being who feels good understand its arrogant request?

Obviously, Chef Chi can really understand its needs.

"Well, although we don't understand the language, I know you want to find better soil and bamboo fertilizers? Don't worry, I will dominate the whole universe in the future. You can choose from various soils every day. If you encounter There are other bamboos, whichever one you like I will plant for you in the cultivation warehouse! You will be surrounded by wives and concubines!"

"How is it? Come on the boat with me?" Chi Huo squinted his eyes, and then saw the red bamboo swaying in a huge circle, and there was excitement and joy.

"..." Did this Zhuzi understand the meaning of wives and concubines in seconds? !Does it even understand the meaning of the flip sign? !Chi Huomu put on a face, and decided to lower the lower limit of the plants in this galaxy.

After the discussion is over, it is natural to start moving. In fact, for advanced plants, moving is an extremely simple matter. Speaking of which, they can drag their roots, swagger, and bounce around the entire place they want to go. , of course, this is on a planet without humans.If there are human beings on the planet, then if you want to move, you have to do it secretly at night.

It is said that someone saw a moving plant ghost at night, and the human being whose worldview was overturned at that time fainted directly. After this incident, this person was also told by the scientific research staff. Fortunately, he fainted quickly at that time, otherwise he might not know It was killed by that high-level plant. After all, plants that can move their roots out of the soil by themselves are at least violent plants with a danger level above five.

Therefore, it is very easy for Hell Flame Bamboo to enter Chi Huo's spaceship to act as energy, but when it pulls its roots out of the soil and is about to jump towards Chi Huo, the tragedy is so happened--

Before Hell Yanzhu could react, he was kicked hard by a rather expensive boot, and then with Chi Huo's mouth wide open, Cang Lin picked up Chi Huo with a black face, and the other Xiaobai was about to leave with one hand, when Chi Huo saw the interrupted flowers and trees on Cang Lin's shoulder, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

"what are you doing?"

Chi Huo resisted the urge to cut his neck with a kitchen knife.

"I thought your brain was not very good, but I didn't expect you to have no brains at all! How do you have the guts to come in here? The one just now is the seventh-level Hell Flame Bamboo! Even I may not be its opponent, and I don't want to be burned. Erjing, just shut up and go with me!"

Chi Huo was speechless, not knowing what to say.Complain, this man has come all the way for him, just from his expression, it can be seen that he has never stopped all the way. He is really touched by someone who is so worried about himself and risking himself to save himself.Don't complain, he just negotiated with Hell Yanzhu to enter the ship, and this guy's kick is really too hateful.In case that bamboo changes his mind, what can he do?

Just when Chi Huo was thinking about it, there was an astonishing burning sensation behind him. Chi Huo felt that his hair and eyebrows were going to be burnt. He hurriedly turned his head to see that Hell Flame Bamboo was standing there , The whole body actually ignited red and black flames!

"Oh, this..." Before Chi Huo's head judged the pros and cons, his body reacted in advance.

Struggling desperately, he fell off Cang Lin's shoulders, and then Chi Huo went straight to the Hell Flame Bamboo. At this time, he had a premonition that he must not escape, and no matter what kind of chaotic scene would be afterwards, since he had already invited And if he promised this bamboo to be on his spaceship, then he must not abandon it.

Any irresponsible promise is the beginning of tragedy.And the consequences are disastrous.

So if you make a mistake, you would rather bow your head and admit your mistake, carefully apologize, and not leave at will.

"What are you doing?!" Cang Lin's face was already cold to a certain extent, "You want to court death?"

Chi Huo looked at the excited Cang Lin and knew that he had to appease him, otherwise he wouldn't be able to appease another guy.Suddenly feeling that he was working hard, Chi Huo sighed: "You are too nervous, and you didn't notice that there were no traces of fighting plants along the way? Moreover, with Xiaobai's undeveloped strength, I How could it be possible to get here?"

Cang Lin was taken aback when he heard the words, and Chi Huo continued: "Also, didn't you see that I was fine after staying next to Hell Flame Bamboo for so long before? You also forgot about the Green Heart Grass before?"

"...What kind of ability do you have?" Cang Lin understood Chi Huo's meaning after a little thought, and was a little shocked at the moment. Can he ignore the wild explosion of plants and even control the growth of plants?This ability is really unheard of.

"I can't say it clearly, but I can barely understand the emotions of plants. After all, am I a cook?" Chi Huo suddenly narrowed his eyes: "I'm a completely useless cook."

Cang Lin: "..." Why does this person hold grudges so much?

When Cang Lin was silent, Chi Huo quickly stepped forward and rushed to the front of the Hell Flame Bamboo, but this time he was not as easy as the first time, every step Chi Huo could feel more hot and angry Feeling so emotional, he couldn't help but smiled wryly, Chi Huo could only comfort himself, at least it was because of him.

"You," Cang Lin looked at Chi Huo's reluctant look and couldn't help but want to step forward, but Chi Xiaobai hugged his thigh, "Don't make trouble! Stupid human beings! The master is taking that guy into our boat !"

Chi Xiaobai's three sentences contained so much information that Cang Lin paused, and then directly stomped Chi Xiaobai to the ground. "Disrespectful." What does that boat mean?He had never seen the man with a boat.

After a lot of effort, Chi Huo finally came to the side of Hell Flame Bamboo panting heavily, and then stretched out his hand to hold the bamboo stem of the bamboo, and his hands turned red immediately.

"Hey, don't be angry, that person mainly kicked you because he thought you would kill me. Think about it, if you saw a human being talking to your companion, what would be your first reaction? He didn't intend to provoke you Thoughts. Didn’t we run away in the end?”

Chi Huo held the bamboo stem of Hell Flame Bamboo, explaining sentence by sentence, conveying his kindness and apology, and kept talking like this for more than ten minutes. When Chi Huo felt that his hands must be red, swollen and festered, the hell It was only then that Yanzhu gradually restrained her temperature, and her torso also became warm.

"... Huh... If you keep being awkward, I really can't hold it anymore." Chi Huo couldn't help but look at Hell Yanzhu and smiled wryly, and then a very clear emotion suddenly came from his mind, [Who Let... humans... kick... me...] "Okay, I promise he won't kick you next time." After saying this, Chi Huo summoned the cart, even in front of Cang In Lin's face, he didn't want to delay harvesting the bamboo.

And when the Hell Flame Bamboo obediently jumped into one of the ten grooves for serving vegetables, a bright silver light flashed across the trolley, and then the silver trolley stood in front of Cang Lin and Chi Huo. , Slowly, little by little, began to change.

It wasn't until the trolley became more pleasing to the eye and stronger that Chi Huo looked at it in shock, unable to react.He just felt that his spaceship has advanced? !It seems that one of the ten rooms inside the spaceship has been opened! !

Turning his head suddenly to look at Chi Xiaobai, this little guy seems to be more energetic.

"what happened?"

Cang Lin looked at Chi Huo's shocked expression and spoke.Chi Huo let out an ah when he heard the words, "...the trolley seems to have advanced."

Cang Lin: "..." He knew that the trolley had advanced, but who could tell him when such an advanced trolley existed? !Swallowed a level [-] dangerous plant and advanced? !Also, the person in front of him must have concealed important things from him, the prince thinks, very, very, not, happy!

Just when Cang Lin was about to open his mouth to ask, there was a loud roar from the other side of the city. Cang Lin's eyes changed, he turned around and looked for a while, and then his expression calmed down.

"The person who picked me up is here, let's go back."

"Ah?" Chi Huo was taken aback for a moment, then nodded: "Oh."

As soon as he took a step forward, his eyes darkened, his whole body softened, and he fell to the street.

Cang Lin: "..." He caught the person reflexively? !