Chowhound Survival Rules

Because of the three-day agreement, Chi Huo began to think about getting a certain sex monster to come back to see his parents as soon as possible.But as if there was a tacit understanding, on the morning of the third day, Cang Lin led his group of younger brothers back from a certain planet with a full load.

To say it was a rewarding experience is actually a little exaggerated.Cang Lin took these people out to toss for three days, and it was just for one thing.However, the things that the third prince of the empire can find with such painstaking efforts are naturally not low-level goods, the lowest level must be rare treasures, let alone something that is used to please his wife. It's all worth it!

Just want to be "expensive and heavy"!

However, what surprised the third prince of Canglin and the future emperor was that when he just came back with his subordinates, the chief steward of the palace trotted over, wiping his sweat and handing him water graciously. , while telling him cheerfully: "Then what, Your Highness, the third concubine said that if you come back, you will go to his place immediately, and I have something important to tell you. Do you see?"

Cang Lin raised his eyebrows. When he left two days ago, that foodie still looked like he wanted to pretend to be dead when he saw him. Why did this person's personality change so much after two days?Just kidding, he doesn't believe it.That person must have done something again, and it was so urgent that he was needed for help.

However, after hearing the chief executive's words, the wolf next to him slapped his Highness on the shoulder with a lewd smile, and said slyly: "Tsk tsk, how do you say something? I heard Xiaobai say it before, It seems to be called "one day, three autumns", anyway, it means that as long as you don't see it for one day, it's like missing you after three autumns, tsk tsk, Chichi still hated you before, now, it must be empty Lonely and cold, I miss you~ Oh, sure enough, some people just like duplicity."

The words of Lang Zhi were extremely pleasant to the ears of the third prince, but soon someone beside him broke the whimsical and beautiful atmosphere: "I said that your brain will not be able to make up for it if you eat walnuts in this life, um, walnuts Do you know? In ancient times, people believed that eating something could improve your IQ. But I see you, even if you eat it for a lifetime, you will still be the same."

"You! You black-bellied and sinister dead glasses! Why do you say me?! Am I wrong? It's obvious that Chi Huoxiang is the boss!"

Bai Sha directly chuckled twice: "I believe that after only two days, the third concubine will not take the initiative to see His Highness no matter what, unless there is something important and urgent, how about we make a bet based on this? Gambling a whole year's salary."

Wolf only fell silent when he heard this, then he looked at Cang Lin who was looking at him, coughed dryly and said, "Then what, Your Highness, I just thought I might be a little impulsive when I spoke, you should go and have a look first. Maybe Chi Huo is in a hurry?"

Cang Lin replied with a sneer, then turned around and left.By the way, I also brought that expensive and heavy gift.Although he knew very well that what Lang Zhi and Bai Sha said just now was the truth, it was simply unbearable for his subordinates to know that he was disgusted by his wife!

Therefore, His Highness the Third Prince, who was stimulated by his subordinates, decided that in the future, those few subordinates who had nothing to do would enjoy working overtime.hehe.

Cang Lin walked to the door of Chi Huo's house a little anxiously, but at the moment when he was about to push the door to enter, he completely suppressed the eagerness just now, and entered the house with an iceberg face.

When I entered the door, I saw the man sitting on the bed, with black hair softly attached to his ears, half leaning on the bed, looking quietly at a paper book that he didn't know where to get.

The scene was so quiet that Cang Lin felt that he had followed that person to quiet down in an instant.And I don't know if it's an illusion, Cang Lin found that after only two days, Chi Huo's demeanor changed a lot, as if he was released from a state of anxiety and stalemate, now he is showing "pleasure" from every angle and satisfied' status.

Cang Lin stepped forward and sat by the bed, raised his eyebrows after a pause for a few seconds: "Have you contacted your parents on Earth?"

Chi Huo had already felt that familiar aura approaching, and the corners of his mouth turned up after hearing Cang Lin's words. He didn't care about his desire to run away before, but just grabbed Cang Lin's hands to share his joy with this person .

"Yes, His Majesty the Emperor and the Empress have come here. When they came, I managed to contact the earth!! I saw my parents, Cang Lin, they are still alive and well! I am very happy, really I'm very happy." Chi Huo's voice was choked with sobs, but his expression was joyful.

Cang Lin was also in a good mood when he heard this. It is really the best thing to be able to let Chi Huo solve the things that have been weighing on his mind, and be with him without any worries.Reaching out to surround Chi Huo naturally, Cang Lin stuffed a stone into Chi Huo's hand.

"What is this?" Chi Huo looked at the khaki spar, and threw it directly on the bed because it was too heavy.Then he saw a thin layer of loess on the bed. "...This is the Earth Origin Stone?!"

Cang Lin looked at his partner's expression of surprise and joy, raised the corners of his mouth, and nodded: "Sure enough, you've been with me for a long time, and your eyesight has also grown."

Chi Huo didn't care about this person's ego superiority. What he was thinking at this moment was that he had been given a piece of cold ice stream water stone by Cang Lin before, which was a rare treasure among the ten treasures that could breed water sources if buried in the ground.And now he has the soil source stone again, which is the treasure among the ten treasures that can purify the soil and nurture the soil.With these two treasures, he can almost see the happy ending of them turning the garbage star back to its original appearance! !

So when Chef Chi was happy, he turned around and offered a reward to the Third Prince, and then was turned away by the Third Prince in the middle, and directly rolled into bed.

Just when His Highness the Third Prince felt that he could have a long-lost reunion because he had found the right gift, the leaf on the bedside suddenly lit up automatically, and after emitting a green light, slowly It became a little bigger, and then shot a piece of light directly into the air, and then...a light screen appeared.

This is not the point, the point is that there are actually two people in the light screen!And these two people were sitting on wooden chairs, staring at him with extremely shocked eyes.Yes, staring at myself.

And the Third Highness Cang Lin looked at the two middle-aged uncles and aunts. For some reason, he felt guilty for some reason, and then sat up straight, and by the way, Chef Chi also stood up.

"...Dad, Mom!"

Hearing the annoyed voice of his partner next to him, the Third Highness felt that the way he opened the door must be wrong today!The first time I saw my father-in-law and mother-in-law was to drag their son into bed or something, how can I save this impression? !

02

Cang Lin felt that something was not going well for him today.

After finally digging holes from other planets for so long and returning, it is only natural to have a little farewell with your partner and get married.But no matter how natural it was, he didn't expect that he would just meet his father-in-law and mother-in-law. Cang Lin felt that he was quite heartbroken.

However, compared to Cang Lin's heartache.Chi's parents and Chi's mother in the light screen are simply beyond words.At this time, they all had the heart to swallow Cang Lin alive.How could that bad son of his family fall in love with such a guy? !

At this time, the situation is not good.Cang Lin felt that he had to take the initiative.

"Father-in-law, mother-in-law."

Father Chi couldn't catch his breath, "Don't call me father-in-law! I don't have a daughter! Only two sons!"

Cang Lin paused.After a few seconds, he changed his words without any hesitation: "Hello, father-in-law and mother-in-law."

Father Chi: "...!" What the hell do you think I didn't see you pressing on my son, and still do it? !Or do you think I'm so dazed that I can't even tell you're a man? !

Chi Huo looked at his father in the light screen, whose face was so ferocious that he was about to turn away, and felt that he would be in great trouble if he didn't speak again, so he quickly suppressed the little pride he had just heard from his father-in-law and went to comfort his father.

"Dad, relax, don't be too angry, it's just a misunderstanding."

Father Chi sneered when he heard this sentence: "You think I'm blind?"

Chi Huo twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at his mother: "Tsk, he's really not like this usually. The main reason is that he has been out for several days and just came back today."

Mother Chi subtly heard what her son wanted to express from this sentence: Isn't Xiao Bie Sheng newly married, but the question is, are you obviously not married yet?Even the parents are meeting for the first time, so they directly staged such an exciting scene for us, the two of you are quite good enough.

"Son, is this the person you said you wanted to spend the rest of your life with?" At any rate, Mother Chi didn't get to the bottom of it. She knew very well that she and her son were no longer in the same place, and she would never see her again in her lifetime. son.So, regardless of other things, she had to make sure that this person was worthy of her son's liking.

Just as a mother knows her son, so the son knows what his mother thinks.So Chi Huo put away his joking look before, and covered the quilt seriously... Then he coughed: "Mom and Dad, this is Cang Lin. I plan to spend the rest of my life with him. Although he is paralyzed and arrogant Jiao is sometimes stupid, but he respects me, is willing to accompany me to do what I want to do, and is more willing to risk life and death for me. Except for him, I can’t think of anyone else who can put each other in my heart like this gone."

Chi's father and Chi's mother were silent when they heard the words. It was the first time for them to see such a straightforward and confident expression on their son's face. You must know that on earth, just two men together are enough to destroy most people's company. The resolution of a lifetime.

So after being silent for a long time, Father Chi finally stopped his dark face, "Okay, since you said that. Then you have to live well. We don't have any other requirements. This kid wants to stay and talk to us." .You go out first."

There is no doubt that this is the legendary "ultimate interrogation" of the mother-in-law and father-in-law.

One must know that on Earth, this ultimate interrogation frightened away many sons-in-law and left a deep psychological shadow on how many son-in-laws-to-be. This time it was finally Prince Cang's turn, and Chef Chi felt inexplicably happy.

So Chi Huo went out cheerfully.Before leaving, Cang Lin gave Cang Lin a look of "seeking good fortune".

However, the Chi family still underestimated the ability and shamelessness of the second prince Cang, the future emperor of the empire.A person who can exchange names of father-in-law and mother-in-law without changing face or heartbeat will never be afraid of any final interrogation.The second prince was afraid that the interrogation was not detailed enough.

Father Chi's question [-]: "If the two of you quarrel after getting married, what will you do?"

Second Prince Cang: "I apologize first."

Mother Chi nodded in satisfaction, and the boy answered directly without thinking.

Father Chi raised his eyebrows, question two: "How will your two assets be distributed after you get married?"

The second prince: "It's all under his control."

Mother Chi continued to nod, and she didn't hesitate!

Father Chi also showed a rare expression of satisfaction: "What about the housework at home? Will you come back too late from work? I heard that you are a prince? If a woman wants to be a mistress because of your status, what will you do?"

Cang Lin didn't even move his eyebrows when he heard the words: "The housework is done by a servant, and I can stay at home all day when I'm working. The woman kicked me away."

So far, Chi's father and Chi's mother have already rated the prospective son-in-law as high as nine points in their hearts. As for the remaining points, they have to look at the in-laws.

Then, the door was opened.Chi's father and Chi's mother saw two young men in their 30s walking into the house, and they were wondering when they heard their son-in-law calling them.

"Father. Dad."

Chi's father and Chi's mother: "..." It turns out that in that world, two men can really make a baby.

Then Cang Lin was kicked out by his father and father.After going out, Prince Cang took his partner to continue doing unfinished business, while inside the house, the two in-laws discussed the issue of marriage in a fairly good atmosphere.As for how they discussed it?Just watch the imperial-level wedding ceremony three days later.

three days later.

Chi Huo was wearing a white robe and dress, which set off his noble and handsome features. On the high platform square of the palace, he walked forward with Cang Lin who was wearing a black armor.Directly in front of them is the king and queen of the empire holding the crown and the crown.Behind the two of them was a gorgeous light screen, and inside the light screen were Chi's father and Chi's mother who were dressed in red.

When Chi Huo raised his head and saw the face engraved in his heart, his eyes instantly turned red.It doesn't matter that there are people from the entire empire cheering around him and Cang Lin at this time, and it doesn't matter how beautiful and dazzling the surrounding scenery is arranged at this time.Chi Huo just felt that if he could see the two most important people in his life at this most important moment, even if the road ahead was full of nails, he would be able to walk through it with a smile.

Not to mention, at this moment, he is still holding the person he loves the most.

"Don't worry. I will always be with you."

Chi Huo smiled and nodded: "I will always be with you." Until this moment, Chi Huo can be sure that he does not regret the last death at all, and he is even more grateful for this new life.Life is always so interesting because you never know what will happen next moment.But what is certain is that no matter what happens, as long as you treat it with your heart, the final result will definitely be worthy of your heart.

After the king and queen put the new crown and tiara on the heads of the prince and queen...

The two of them drove the queen's strongest mecha together, and ran, road, and let's go! !

In front of the people of the entire empire, the old king said that I am going on my honeymoon!Never see you again!

In the afternoon of that day, the optical networks of the Empire and the Federation were screened by this news, and the whole universe saw the vivid expressions of the new king and the new queen who were extremely distressed.

All universe netizens: 23333!Don't stop me, this is really the strongest wedding succession ceremony in the universe! !Congratulations to the newlyweds!Ah ha ha ha ha!