Chowhound Survival Rules

It took Chi Huo and his parents most of the day to pack up the excitement of meeting again after a long time no see.

At this time, there was no one else in Chi Huo's room, and everyone was understanding.

Sitting in front of the screen emitting green light, Chi Huo, who had calmed down, began to tell his parents about his experiences over the past few years.Although Chi Huo deliberately exaggerated his experience of making money, being admired by others, and accepting younger brothers, and at the same time shortened his narrative when he took risks and fell into crisis, the Chi family and his wife are not fools. What crime.

Maybe you have narrowly escaped death, or you may have been seriously injured. In short, a person's life must be quite difficult.Fortunately, what they saw now was a healthy and energetic baby son, so they felt relieved.

After Chi Huo finished talking about his experience, he was naturally asked by his parents when he could come back.

Listening to his mother's rambling, Chi Huo said: "You! I have been worrying since I was a child, and always worried me and your father, but fortunately, every time I can turn bad luck into good luck, then what, since you are fine, you When are you coming back to see us?"

After hearing the words, Chi Huo paused for a long time before saying: "Mom, I was not tied up, knocked out and thrown somewhere on the earth. I am no longer on the earth. It is already a privilege to be able to talk to you." I used all resources and tried every means to do it...so, I may not be able to go back in this life."

As soon as these words came out, Chi Mu's face changed.Even though she covered her mouth with her hand, Chi Huo could still hear her sobbing softly and sadly.

On the contrary, Father Chi frowned and remained silent for a while. He could tell from his son's previous narrative that his son's place was different.But he didn't expect that he and his son were so far apart.

But what can I do?Just like what his son said just now, he has used all the power at his disposal to be able to contact them. It is impossible to expect more.Father Chi took out a cigarette in his hand a little anxiously. He wanted to light it several times but failed to light it. Seeing that his wife couldn't help crying, Father Chi coughed and looked at the TV very seriously. asked: "Then son, can you live in that place by yourself?"

If it was under normal circumstances, Father Chi might not have compromised so quickly.But compared to the fear and fear they had been in for more than half a year, the fact that their son was still alive and doing well in another place was already the greatest comfort for the couple.

Chi Huo nodded seriously when he heard his father's question: "Parents, you don't have to worry about this. I have recruited younger brothers from a group, and they all listen to me; I still have the money to buy several planets! Eat and drink Worry! Well, I am very healthy, I have a car, a house, money and power, and my life can’t be better!... It’s just that I can’t bring your two elders here to fulfill my filial piety, because my son is not filial.”

Chi's father and Chi's mother couldn't help laughing when they heard what their youngest son said. This kid is doing his best, but he is doing well. I really don't need them to worry. "All right, all right, I want you to come and do your filial piety. I'm not the only son in this life. Your elder brother is much more reliable than you... Cough, anyway! With your elder brother here, you don't have to worry about the two of us. And although we are not as rich as you, we still have pensions and medical insurance savings for several houses, and your mother and I support each other, and we will be fine for the rest of our lives."

"Yes, yes, you and the elders can fight one by one, and enjoy the fun while exercising first. It's a perfect match, isn't it!" Chi Huo couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.Chi's mother felt itchy when she heard the words, and said directly: "We are happy to do this! Your father and I have been married for decades. What do you know as a child? But you, even if you go to another place Now, you have to start a family, right? You said yourself that you have a car, a house, money and power, and you don’t need your wife to serve your in-laws in that place. You are like a diamond-level king and old man. Hurry up and find me A daughter-in-law, give birth to a big fat boy, even if you never come back in this life, I will be satisfied just seeing the picture of my good grandson!"

The more Chi's mother talked, the happier she was. She had already thought of a chubby doll calling her grandma, so in this happy mood, Chi's mother didn't see the corners of her son's mouth twitching suddenly, and his wandering. Uncertain eyes.

On the other hand, Father Chi kept staring at his son's face. Seeing his guilty expression, he immediately raised his eyebrows, and said directly: "Why, looking at you like this, could it be that you have already found a wife? Let me tell you Ahhh! This time it must not be a man! Look at what kind of bastard you found last time? The boss said that you killed yourself because of that guy, hehe, your wings are stiff, okay Find a man instead of a girlfriend! Let’s not talk about finding a man, and find a man with such a bad character!! If you are so careless this time, I will beat you to death!”

Chi Huo twitched the corner of his mouth, even if you want to slap me, you can't slap me now!But last time that scumbag was really wrong. Fortunately, we only reached the point of holding hands with him and found out another adultery, otherwise I would feel bad when I think about it.

However, this one is pretty good this time, but... the problem is, no matter how good Cang Lin is, he is still a man. If he tells the truth to his parents now, will he piss them off?

Chef Chi hesitated.

Chi Huo hesitated, and Chi's father and Chi's mother trembled dangerously like a bomb that had not yet exploded: "What kind of expression do you have?! Don't tell me it's a man you're looking for! I won’t talk about it with us before, even if you are looking for a scumbag with me and your elder brother, we will not let you suffer, but now you are alone there, and you still find a man, What if that guy and his family treat you badly and bully you?! Besides, you’re left on your own. If you don’t find another woman to marry and have a baby with, what do you want when you get old? Have you ever been in a nursing home?! Haven’t you heard that the elderly in nursing homes are always slapped?!”

Mother Chi roared.

Chi Huo almost rolled his eyes.Originally, he wanted to hide it, but seeing the undisguised worry and pain in his parents' eyes, Chi Huo finally decided to confess.

"Then what, didn't I say this is an alien planet? Well, so the situation here is a bit different from that on Earth. The average lifespan of everyone is about two to three hundred years old, and the technology is particularly advanced, so-"

"Don't tell me this, just say are you looking for a man or a woman?" Mother Chi gritted her teeth.

"Ahem, so, two men can have children here!"

"Quickly tell me it's a man or, what are you talking about?!" Chi's mother wanted to say more, but it seemed that she had heard something particularly frightening.

"Men can also have children?!"

Chi Huo looked at the eyes of his parents suddenly widening, and quickly explained: "It's not that a man can have a child, but two men can have a child. The technology here can cultivate a child through the cells and other tissues in the body of two people, similar to For artificial embryos? Or test-tube babies? Anyway, it’s this kind of high technology, which can cultivate a child of me and that person. And it’s guaranteed to be healthy and smart!”

Chi's father and Chi's mother were silent for a long time. After a while, Chi's mother said: "Guaranteed to be healthy and smart? Are you still a normal person?"

Chi Huo nodded.

Chi Mu breathed a sigh of relief: "Alien planets also have the benefits of alien planets. If you put this on the earth, you will lose your children and grandchildren."

Chi Huo: "..." You didn't curse your own son like that, did you?You are my own mother!

Father Chi's tone has also improved a lot: "Yes, it has been said that science and technology are the primary productive forces. But aside from this, you have really found a man to live your whole life? What kind of guy is that kid? Are you sure he is reliable? Not to mention reliable or unreliable, are you sure he will not hurt or betray you?"

Chi Huo smiled slightly when he heard the words: "Mom and Dad, if I were on Earth, I might not be able to find someone who would give you such a sure guarantee, but here, I can say for sure that he will never hurt or betray you." Me. It’s not only what we’ve experienced together for such a long time that allows us to understand and recognize each other, but also the rare sincerity and love between us. Maybe, when we get old, we’ll be like your two elders, although not young, But still happy."

Chi's father and Chi's mother were a little surprised when they heard their youngest son's words. This kid has an extreme personality, and he can make him say such words with a smile. The man he decided to spend his whole life with must be a very Nice guy.

However, adhering to the conclusion that people in love are idiots, Father Chi will not listen to his son's statement and completely believe it.Considering the bad eyesight and experience of his youngest son before, Father Chi made up his mind to examine the future 'male daughter-in-law' or...son-in-law? !

"Hmph, that sounds good. No matter what, you have to let that kid talk to me alone within the next three days. I think he can do it, so I will agree to you being together. Otherwise, you will wait I'm going to beat you to death in my dream!"

The corner of Chi Huo's mouth twitched, and after thinking for a while, he finally nodded: "Don't worry, I will definitely convey your old instructions."

Father Chi nodded in satisfaction, while on a planet outside the Carter galaxy, a certain third prince sneezed without warning and shook his whole body.

"? Why do you have a bad feeling?"