Asgard Egg Hatching Guide

It has been exposed to the smell of bean paste and orange for so many years. Adults wash it out to be big oranges, and children wash it out to be small oranges. The whole family smells like oranges. It’s okay in winter. If the air conditioner blows again in summer, the whole house will be full of oranges. Fragrant taste.

Wang Yincheng grew up with Tang Yuan in his arms, but he never took Hyatt with him for a day, and he felt very regretful and guilty all the time, but the child is so old, and it is impossible to take care of him like he did when he was a child. The way to express fatherly love is Watch from the sidelines and help if you can.

Now that Kaiyue has become a little radish, Wang Yincheng is a little confused and anxious but also a little happy. There is a big difference between Kaiyue and Tang Yuan when he was a child. Tang Yuan was a brother when he was a child. He is very obedient, the expression on his face is always ignorant, but Kaiyue is a bit naughty, sitting there dishonest, with the feeling that you owe me [-] million, but the eyeballs follow the bubbles from time to time Turning around, he would lower his head and smell the smell on his arms, and sometimes secretly send the foam into his mouth and spit it out in one gulp.

Wang Yincheng bathed Kaiyue, studying very seriously, with a small face behind the ears, a small belly on the back of the neck and arms, and a small penis between the legs.

When Wang Yincheng washed Kaiyue's dick, Kaiyue squeezed his lips and pushed his hand, Wang Yincheng said: "Your brother washed it like this when I was young."

Hyatt stopped moving.

After washing, Wang Yincheng wrapped Kaiyue in a big bath towel and put it on the bed. He found a smaller piece of clothing from home and put it on Kaiyue. After putting on the clothes, he was busy all morning and all day long, lying on the bed with his buttocks pouted and spanked. Yawning, Zha Zha narrowed his eyes and gradually became sleepy.

When Wang Yincheng put the clothes on Hyatt, he was almost asleep. He smelled the fragrance of his body, and heard the heartbeat of Wang Yincheng's chest. It was steady and reassuring. It belonged to Dad heartbeat.

This is something that Hyatt has never experienced for many years. He knew whose child he was since he was a child, and he has longed for such a family life since he was a child. He wants to sleep in the arms of his mother and father, and grow up under their care. He is still an egg He was nestled with Tang Yuan all the time, but he was always alone after hatching. He was lonely since he was a child. Others envied his noble blood and royal status, but who could understand the extravagant hopes in his heart that he had never told anyone.

He is envious of Tang Yuan, envious to the point of envy, envy to hatred, once Tang Yuan was hatched, he was cared and guarded by the Tai Chi Emperor for many years, and later he was able to reunite with his family in the human world, but he was alone in the Demon Palace Growing up, I never enjoyed the affection and love that Tang Yuan once had.

Hyatt nestled in Wang Yincheng's arms like a small dumpling, small and a little bit big, he couldn't express it in words, so he expressed it in a roundabout way. In fact, he really wanted to ask Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng, what would you love me like? Do you love Liu Xu and Tang Yuan like that?In fact, he doesn't have many demands, it doesn't matter if he doesn't love him that much, just give him a little bit, his demands are never high.

Wang Yincheng hummed a folk song to coax Kaiyue, and Kaiyue soon fell asleep. In his sleep, he finally had the courage to ask Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng: "Do you like me?"

This dream was pink, so beautiful, he heard the answer in the dream, and laughed as he fell asleep.

Wang Yincheng coaxed the little big Kaiyue, kissed Kaiyue on the forehead, and said softly: "Dad likes you so much, no less than bean paste glutinous rice balls, you are the glutinous rice cake in Dad's heart."

Extra 3

As a ferocious beast, Wuwu is known to be formed from resentment.

One day, Tangyuan took her baby Xiaotuanzi and ran over to ask Wuwu, "Do you have a name, Wuwu?"

Zhu Wu took a look at the little penguin and his 'mother': "Gun."

Group: "..."

Tangyuan: "Hey, why don't you just say it? Why are you swearing? Do you have a name?"

Wuwu: "Gun."

Tangyuan: "If you don't say anything, I will dye your black hair into gold and send it to Hawaii to dance the hula!!!"

Zhu Wu: "I said it all!! Gun! Gun! Gun!"

Tuanzi tried his best to turn his short neck, curled his lips at Taiji behind him, and said, "Father, Uncle Wuwu doesn't have a name, and he's so fierce even if he doesn't tell me."

Taiji: "He said it all, it's Gun."

Wu Wu finally couldn't take it anymore: "Get out!!!"

[梼杌 is transformed by resentment, and this resentment is said to be the resentment of 'Gun', Gun is pronounced gun, the third tone] Fanwai 4

On Easter Day, there were people painting easter eggs everywhere on the Internet, but Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng had never had the habit of celebrating foreign festivals, so this rest day was originally an ordinary weekend for them.

Dousha recently raised another group of penguins, and Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng couldn't figure out whether this group of stupid penguins were from the heavens or ordinary penguins on earth.

And they found that raising penguins with red bean paste has the spirit of a model worker. If the president of a listed company does not work, he will stand on the ice and throw small fish to feed the penguins all day long, which makes people drunk.

Wang Yincheng stood outside the penguin fence, raised his hand to check the time, and couldn't help but said to Liu Heng: "Why do I feel that Tang Yuan and Nuomi haven't come back for a long time."

Liu Heng was silent for a while: "Maybe Nuomi is in a relationship, as for Tang Yuan...there won't be a second child."

Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng looked at each other in dismay: "...No way."

But at this moment, at the gate of the forest villa where Dou Sha raises penguins, inside a huge egg, two small meat balls are squeezing each other in the dark.

"Go a little over there for me, and see how much space you occupy!" Tang Yuan kicked Kaiyue's ass.

"Aww!" Kaiyue held her butt, and pointed her head at Tang Yuan without showing any weakness: "I think you'd better go back to heaven and have a second child, it's so annoying, how can mortals have festivals like Easter eggs."

"Dad is right, you are so paranoid because you have never been in love, ah, your leg is pressing on me." Tang Yuan was very speechless to Kaiyue, either he would become a bigger egg, or the two of them would get closer One point, that guy has turned into an egg and has to fight for a chassis, which is really unbearable.

"Hurry up, you are my brother, you should let me be a little bit in the egg!"

"Now I finally know why I was so weak after being born from an egg. You must have bullied me."

"Pull it out, if I hadn't pushed you out of the egg back then, you would have died in the egg!"

……

Tang Yuan and Kaiyue talked to each other, and the eggs were almost torn apart by them, and the easter eggs at the gate of the villa were squeezed out of countless weird shapes because of the two people's tugging.

"What's the sound at the door?"

Finally, with the sound of the door opening, the Easter eggs at the door became completely silent.

As soon as Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng opened the door, they saw the big Easter egg standing at the door. They stared at each other for a while, and their first reaction was that they thought it was an Easter gift from their eldest son, Dousha.

Liu Heng called Dou Sha to the door, and called out Dou Sha, "You made this?"

Dou Sha scooped up his cuffs, his hands smelled like fish, and he was taken aback when he saw the easter egg at the door: "It wasn't me, Tang Yuan or Hyatt, right? They sent it?"

The father and son stood at the door and muttered for a while, the two brothers in the egg were almost suffocated into meatloaf.

After a long time, they suddenly heard their elder brother say through a layer of eggshells: "Wait, I'll go find a hammer. It looks quite hard. There may be something good inside."

When Tang Yuan heard that Dou Sha was looking for a hammer, he couldn't hold back anymore, and Kaiyue, who was crowded beside him, said with difficulty: "My elder brother is hammered, can we go back to heaven alive?"

Tang Yuan burst into tears in his heart, is there no surprise at all?What the hell is Langchui, he and Kaiyue have no mana in the human world, and after this hammering, he will not be admitted to the hospital for a month or so.

"It's all your idiot's idea!"

"Then you agree, you are just as stupid as me."

"Idiot."

"We were born of the same egg, I am an idiot, and you are an idiot too!"

It's okay to be angry with this unlucky brother in the heaven, but he still has to be angry when he comes back. Tang Yuan was so angry that he kicked towards Kaiyue.

Kaiyue yelled "Ouch" after being kicked, and then squeezed his throat and shouted: "Break! Shell! La! Want! Live! La!"

Bean paste: "..."

Wang Yincheng: "..."

Liu Heng: "..."

Can call eggs?

The three of them were startled, and took three steps back. Then they saw a gap in the shell of the egg, and a small foot that was only palm wide kicked a piece of eggshell. The crack became longer and bigger. Finally, a big black hole was broken.

Hyatt: "I'll go first."

Tang Yuan: "Me first!"

Hyatt: "If I hadn't pushed you out of the eggshell, you would have lost your hair."

Tang Yuan: "Shut up."

Liu Heng who was standing at the door said speechlessly: "No way..."

Wang Yincheng nodded, "It's your two precious sons."

Dou Sha couldn't listen to the two younger brothers quarreling, and he would turn black when they quarreled. He knelt down and knocked on the eggshell: "I'll give you two seconds. One... three!"

Only a "bang" was heard, and the multicolored egg shells shattered, and among the colorful falling pieces, two fleshy little buns sat on the ground, showing their shining and cute big eyes towards the three of them.

Dou Sha slapped her face, "I'd better feed the penguins..."

Tang Yuan: "Brother hug!"

Not to be outdone, Hyatt said, "Brother hug!"

Liu Heng: "Is the way to open the door just now not correct?"

Hyatt turned her head: "Daddy hug!"

Tang Yuan: "Dad!"

Wang Yincheng: "How did the two of them transport themselves here?"

Tang Yuan's star-eyed eyes: "Father!"

Hyatt's fleshy face: "Dad!"

Wang Yincheng squatted down, hugged the two sons, one on the left and the other on the right, kissed them vigorously, and said with a smile: "He is really a good son of Dad."