Asgard Egg Hatching Guide

Going back to the human world is not as simple as it was described on TV that Tang Yuan watched in the past.

First of all, there is only one heaven, but the human world is a world of billions and billions. Tang Yuan hugged the dumplings and Kaiyue and searched for four hours with magic power by the lake. It was almost dawn before he found Tang. Yuan originally lived in the human world.

Kaiyue and Tang Yuan had a full-fledged idea at the beginning. They thought that the prince would break the law and the common people would be guilty of the same crime. There are so many demons guarding the lake to prevent petty thieves. If people know that they, the demon king, will also sneak over Going to the world secretly is going to make you laugh out loud, so you must do it secretly so that no one will find out.

As a result, when the twins were rummaging in the human world by the lake, the general guarding over there ran four or five times to bring tea and water. The army came to help find it.

The final situation was that Tang Yuan was dozing off with the dumpling in his arms, and the demon army surrounded by the whole lake was helping to find the destination. From a distance, it was crowded with people. Those who didn’t know it thought that there were people growing up by the lake. A bunch of caterpillars.

Finally found it, and it was almost dawn, Kaiyue coughed, feeling a little bit ashamed, a little bit confused about what expression to show, but the general who led the team was very good at seeing people's faces, and immediately left the camp , while stepping away with a blank expression, he said to himself: "We didn't see anything when we fell asleep, we didn't see anything when we fell asleep!"

Hyatt pulled his shoehorn over: "I allocated so much money for you to guard here, is it for you to sleep? Is it for you to open the back door for me?"

The general immediately looked around and said to himself, "The weather is not so good recently, maybe it's going to rain soon."

Kaiyue found himself a step down, put on the shoes again, and finally felt that he had regained a little face, and said to Tang Yuan next to him, "Why are you laughing and walking quickly?"

Tang Yuan and Tuanzi almost fainted from laughter. Tuanzi jumped down from Tang Yuan's arms, went to pull Kaiyue's trouser legs, and climbed up while pulling. ?”

Duanzi Xiaorou held Tang Yuan's face in his hands and kissed him, his cheek rubbed against Kaiyue's chin, and he laughed so hard that tears were about to come out: "Uncle, you just said to yourself that you look really good looking for yourself to go down the steps." Stupid."

Kaiyue was so angry that she blew her nose and stared, threw the little boy back into Tang Yuan's arms, turned around and did jumping exercises, and was about to jump into the lake.

Tang Yuan and Duanzi burst into laughter for the second round.

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But when the three of them jumped into the lake and rushed towards the human world, Tang Yuan couldn't laugh anymore.

Because he suddenly discovered one thing, after descending from the sky to the human world, except for Tengyun, they couldn't use any spells, as if some kind of sealing technique controlled their bodies.

At the same time, the gravity of the earth also caused Kaiyue and Tuanzi, who had lived in the sky since childhood, to scream in shock. In Tang Yuan's ears, there was only the sound of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". Like a meteorite falling to the ground, Tang Yuan suddenly found that he could soar into the clouds when he was in the middle of the sky, and immediately attracted the cloud head to surround the three of them, and then landed safely.

It was four or five o'clock in the morning when Tang Yuan and the others landed. It should be summer, and the sky was already dark. They landed in a field without anything planted, surrounded by barren hills and could not see anything.

Kaiyue and Tuanzi looked at each other, blinked their eyes around, and said in disbelief, "This is the human world?"

There are no inhabited villages around, and there are deserted places everywhere. I don't know where they are. However, looking at the surrounding terrain, Tang Yuan should not be in a foreign country.

Tang Yuan saw that the sky was still dark, and he called a cloud from the sky, and said, "Let's go, let's enter the city while there are not many people, it will be much more convenient to enter the city."

However, when they really entered the city, Kaiyue and Tuanzi immediately became country folks who had never seen them on the street for the first time.

Traffic lights in street shops, bicycles, batteries, cars, and billboards serve hair, all of which are completely unfamiliar to the two heavenly gods. Although the Tianzu is also developing, it is obviously much slower. When men and women walk around, their small mouths are always opened so wide = mouth =, he thinks the human world is really amazing, the four-wheeled "big black horse" running on the road is very similar to the "DS" brand of their monsters I am a little familiar with the "sedan" and those railings and zebra crossings, but there are too many people in the human world. At seven or eight o'clock in the morning, many people are running around on the road.

Tuanzi asked Tang Yuan puzzled, "Dad, why did they wake up so early in the morning?"

Tang Yuan said: "Children have to go to school, and adults have to go to work. If you don't go to work, you won't be able to earn money to support your family."

Tuanzi understood this sentence, so he nodded comprehensibly, while the policewoman across the table was so stunned that the pen in her hand fell to the ground.

Three very strange people came to their sub-district office early in the morning, wearing a costume, two twin adults and a child, one of the adults seems to be relatively normal and has been explaining patiently, and the other is vigilant Looking at their office, his expression was very unruly. As for that kid, he looked cute and cute, tsk tsk, what a pity, but he was an idiot.

Tang Yuan has been communicating with the police sister patiently and with a smile on his face. However, this shameless Kaiyue has been trying to drag him back and let the people around him brand them as "snake spirit disease". Tang Yuan just went to Lala Kaiyue, seeing that Kaiyue was about to jump up with an arrogant look of "call your boss out to serve me", finally said sorry to the police sister on the other side of the table, turned around and KO'd Kaiyue After a meal, I beat him honestly, and then sat down again, showing a humble expression, and said: "I have my family's phone number here, you can dial it for me and ask, and you don't have to trouble the police comrades for other things." , my family will come to pick us up."

Thankfully, Tang Yuan discovered that there is a huge time difference between the human world and the Celestial Clan. He has been in the sky for many years, but only one year has passed in the human world. That is to say, all his family members are still there. The current time It was only a year before he went to heaven.

It was also the first time for the police sister to meet such a strange person, but this was their job, so she patiently and gently pushed the phone to Tang Yuan: "It's okay, you can call." The ID number found him.

Tang Yuan's first reaction was to call Liu Xu. He dialed Liu Xu's phone number but failed, so he dialed Wang Yincheng again. This time he connected after thinking twice. The people over there seemed to be Brush your teeth and slur your mouth.

After so many years, Tang Yuan came back and set foot on this side of the earth again, with a phone next to his ear, and his father's voice on the other end of the phone, he felt the blood flow backwards all over his body, and his throat was instantly blocked.

Wang Yincheng greeted on the other end of the phone: "Hello? Who is this?"

Tang Yuan's nose became sore immediately, and his eyes were swollen as if blocked by something. He said, "Dad, it's me, Tang Yuan."

The other end of the phone went blank for a few seconds, and then there was an exclamation: "Tang Yuan?" Then there was a sound of shattering glass, and Wang Yincheng shouted from a distance: "Old Liu Lao Liu! Tang Yuan is back !"

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Tang Yuan reported the address on the phone, briefly explained the situation on his side, and hung up the phone.

The female policeman also just came to work in the morning, and made herself a pot of tea. After thinking about it, she thought that the two adults and one child who were lost might not have eaten yet, so she took her own food and brewed it for them again. Ordered three bowls of instant noodles.

Tuanzi shook his legs with a smile, and said very humanely: "Thank you, sister."

The female policeman sighed in her heart, what a cute child, why is she such a fool?God is so short-sighted.

Kaiyue and Tuanzi had never eaten food in the human world, and it was the first time they had delicious instant noodles. When Tang Yuan lifted the lid of the instant noodle bucket, Kaiyue and Tuanzi stared in amazement. I have never seen the expression of "instant noodles".

Tuanzi and Kaiyue swallowed their saliva at the same time, the scent was like a sticky hook, which made the two souls disappear from their bodies.

At that moment, Tang Yuan had only one thought in his mind, which was really embarrassing.

Tang Yuan also lifted the lid in front of Kaiyue, fixed the fork and handed it over, saying: "Eat by yourself." Kaiyue poked the fork into the noodles, picked up a large fork to taste the noodles, and suddenly his eyes lit up .

Tang Yuan fed the dumplings with sympathetic eyes from the surrounding policemen, and the dumplings said loudly: "Daddy, this is delicious, I have never eaten it before!"

Tang Yuan: "..." The feeling of embarrassment is really more sour than instant noodles.

Tuanzi and Kaiyue finally finished eating all the noodles, and there was no soup left, and the person who picked them up over there finally arrived, and the policeman let them go after completing the procedures. Before leaving, the female policeman might be pitiful Duanzi, she took out her wallet and bought ten pokes of instant noodles for the dumpling to carry away. Holding the dumpling in her hand, she smiled sweetly: "Thank you sister!"

They were located in a small county in a neighboring province. Wang Yincheng happened to have someone he knew was here, so he asked a friend to come and pick them up, and he and Liu Heng drove to this side.

Tang Yuan greeted the person who picked them up. The bald man was a big fat man. He touched his forehead and said, "You guys like cosplay too, and my daughter likes it too. Can't understand."

And in the back seat of the car, Tuanzi and Kaiyue almost got into a fight over the instant noodles.

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The fat man sent them to a rest stop on the side of the expressway. When Wang Yincheng and the others came over, he chatted with Tang Yuan. At the end of the chat, he couldn't help but said: "I didn't know that Wang Yincheng had twins, I only knew that his brother That family gave birth to twins, tsk tsk, your family's genes are really good." As he spoke, he looked in the direction of Tuanzi and Kaiyue, and the first and younger began to grope for instant noodles to eat.

They waited at the rest stop for more than an hour, and finally Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng arrived.

"Tang Yuan!" Wang Yincheng shouted from afar.

Tang Yuan turned his head and concentrated his eyes. When he saw Wang Yincheng, he ran over excitedly and hugged him and Liu Heng: "Father, I really miss you."

Wang Yincheng was so excited that he even kissed Tang Yuan's face several times, which made Tang Yuan's face turn red, and asked, "Where are Kaiyue and Tuanzi?"

Tang Yuan stretched out his hand and pointed far away: "Over there, eating noodles!"

The three of them turned their heads and saw Kaiyue and Tuanzi sucking up instant noodles together. The big bald fat man bought grilled sausages and instant noodles for the two silly boys. He sat on the side and watched the big and small ones eating the noodles very seriously, and asked: "How is it? Isn't this delicious!"

With dough wrapped in his mouth, the dumpling raised his head: "It's really delicious, brother bald!"

The fat man laughed, squinted his eyes, raised his hand to touch his head, and took out a few steel jumpers: "Wait, brother will buy it for you."

Wang Yincheng: "..."

Liu Heng: "..."

Tang Yuan: "..." Uncle, your daughter is already in her twenties, do you have the nerve to call yourself brother?

When Kaiyue looked up, he finally saw Liu Heng and Wang Yincheng. Tuanzi jumped off the ground and ran over, shouting: "Grandpa and grandma, Tuanzi is coming to see you!"