Asgard Egg Hatching Guide

Shanlingfang can be regarded as the only large-scale hotel with employees and owners in the heaven, but the scale of this hotel is far smaller than that of a thousand years ago.

The gods who have lived for a long time tell the juniors who have just ascended to heaven that if you want to eat something with a mortal taste, you can go to the Shanling House, but the Shanling House is no longer the size it was a thousand years ago.At that time, the Shanling House was the only good place in the heavens. Immortals like to go there to satisfy their appetites. They choose a small private room, three or five friends of the immortals, get some plum wine and some side dishes. When you pay, you can see Just give whatever you have, elixir, medicine, or even new gossip.

But today's Shanling House has long lost the posture of cars like flowing water and horses like a dragon. Although they still provide offerings from the Three Qings, Six Imperials and Five Fangs, the Emperor of Heaven now holds a small banquet and holds a small reception. Shanling House has the most I can only provide some melon and fruit snacks.

The gods who have experienced the prosperous period of the Shanling House can't help but sigh when talking here, the boring days in the heavens, I'm afraid they will never be a head.

The only official hotel in the fairyland, Shanling Room, is opened in Chongtian 21. It is made of ordinary blue bricks and red tiles. The gate is six meters wide and three meters high. You step on the red carpet to enter, and the receptionists are all fresh and bright.There is no dining hall, only 77 large and small private rooms. The kitchen is in the center of the courtyard of Shanling House, and the courtyard in all directions can be taken care of when the dishes are delivered.

For thousands of years, Shanling House has opened its doors to welcome guests and has a six-day rest day. From the owner's cook to the waiter serving the dishes, the kitchen helper, and the cleaning attendant, they are all human.

Today just happened to be the day when Shanling House was closed for rest, everyone went home after rest, only the owner of Shanling House stayed.

The current owner of Shanlingfang is a half-godless Sanxian named Ruohai, with a peach blossom face and peach blossom eyes, big breasts, big buttocks, and a fiery red gown that makes her look like a royal lady.

For thousands of years, Ruohai would take a food box to go to the Gouchen Palace on the 26th floor on the day of rest in the Shanling House, which has never stopped for thousands of years.

The same is true today.

The gatekeeper of Gouchen Palace knew Ruohai, and opened the door of the side hall to let her in. Ruohai habitually gave the gatekeeper two packs of snacks, the gatekeeper took it, and whispered, "Aunt Ruohai, Hurry up and go back after you deliver the food today."

Ruohai stepped on the blue bricks and walked inward, and asked doubtfully, "What happened?"

The doorman didn't know what was going on, so he said, "I don't know either. I heard from the attendant in the inner palace today that the emperor was in a very bad mood after he came back."

Ruohai nodded, and said, "I see, you can go to work."

Ruohai didn't go to the side hall after entering the door, and turned directly into the Gongyue porch and walked inwards into the main hall of the backyard. When he looked up, he saw Tai Chi sitting in the inner hall with his arms propped up.

Taiji raised his eyes and saw Ruohai who came in through the door. Ruohai was about to salute, but Taiji raised his hand to signal her to keep silent.

Ruohai walked in with a food box in doubt and bewilderment, but saw a golden shadow bouncing up and down in the inner court yard where Tai Chi was staring.

Ruohai bowed to Taiji, handed over the food box, looked sideways at the golden egg covered in the barrier, and said in surprise, "Dijun?"

Tai Chi looked out of the hall, the golden egg was shining all over, but it looked like a ball that could bounce, bouncing from the green bricks to the flower bed in the yard and then to the stone table and chair, and within one night, The egg, which could be held in the palm of one hand, suddenly doubled in size.

Ruohai looked at it in shock, his eyes were fixed on the golden egg, the fairy fetus had been conceived for 1000 years and had never moved at all, but now it can jump and jump! ?

Tai Chi stared at the eggs bouncing around outside the yard, with a hint of a smile in his eyes, as if he was watching his own little boy playing outside at the moment.

Ruohai was about to cry, the egg that had been hatched for more than 1000 years finally moved a little, which gave people a little hope.

At this time, Tai Chi sat up straight, and asked quietly: "How is Shanling's house recently?"

Ruohai looked away from the outside of the hall, frowned, and said honestly: "The Shanling House can't offer any new tricks now, and it occupies as much as the 21st floor. Now people keep asking Shanling House to move." Drop, give up the 21st floor."

Jindandan jumped in from outside the hall at this time, danced around Ruohai's food box on the table, then danced around Ruohai again, and finally bounced playfully on Ruohai's head and ran to Taiji in front of.

Ruohai: "..."

Tai Chi raised his hand and gently stroked and patted Jindandan's eggshell, signaling him not to be naughty, then raised his eyes sharply and asked the most crucial question: "Who is it to give it to? What to do?"

Ruohai's head was bounced and there was an echo, and he looked at Jindandan in a daze, and said: "It is said that the Emperor of Heaven wants to move the 21st floor of the sky to the five elders, and in the future, he will teach the juniors or the ascended immortals to solve the confusion." use."

At this time, Jindandan jumped onto the desk with vases in the inner hall again, and shattered two vases with a "bang".

Taiji and Ruohai looked sideways at the same time, Taiji stretched out his hand and nodded warningly at Jindandan, and replied: "Five directions and five elders? If the Emperor of Heaven sends someone to tell you again, you can just go back to him and say that my subordinates... ..."

At this time, Jindandan pierced through the carved screen with double dragon patterns placed in the corner of the hall.

Tai Chi: "..."

Ruohai: "..."

Taiji continued the words just now and said calmly: "Let's say that the Eighth Marshal Wuji God of War under my command wants to train troops recently, and I want to use the 21st floor."

Ruohai said gratefully, "Thank you, Dijun."

Jindandan jumped out, only to hear a "bang" and a big hole was broken in the large dew collecting tank in the yard.

Taiji, Ruohai: "..."

Taiji stood up, the veins on his forehead were bulging, Ruohai comforted Qianxing silently and tearfully beside him: "The little prince is really... lively... cute..."

Tai Chi looked out of the hall, with a serious expression on his face that as a father he would never pamper his child, he said: "If you have nothing to do, go back." After speaking, he flung his sleeves and chased him out.

Standing in the hall, Ruohai seemed to be able to hear Jindandan yelling muffledly in the eggshell while jumping away in a hurry—"Father, I was wrong, don't beat me up!"

After Ruohai came out from Gouchen Palace, she flew towards Mount Mangji with a cloud on her head. She was both happy and worried at the moment. She was happy that the fairy fetus had finally moved and looked like a lively child; worried But it is the future of Shanlingfang.

To put it bluntly, the decline of Shanlingfang is because she is useless as a boss, but now she really has no choice but to go to Manji Mountain first.

Ruohai flew straight to Mount Mangji with the clouds on it, and soon saw the familiar mountain top and the vacant field. Many past events popped up in her mind, and she felt very uncomfortable.

The head of the cloud fell on the edge of a field ridge in Mangji Mountain. Ruohai removed the cloud and jumped down. When he looked up, he saw a large field that had long been deserted.She hadn't been here for many years, especially after her husband fell into the sky. The last time she came here seemed to be hundreds of years ago. She looked at it from a distance, and didn't even dare to come down to take a look.

Ruohai hides a lot of things in her heart, and she feels uncomfortable and painful for thousands of years. She is in charge of all the big and small things in the Shanling House by herself. She often feels tired and empty, but she seems to be over after suffering for more than 21 years.

Ruohai stood on the ridge of the field shaking and looking, and sighed, she thought she had survived for a full 1000 years, and it was still unknown whether she would be able to survive the next millennium.

Ruohai hasn't been to Mount Mangji for a long time. He stood on the edge of the field for a while, and just wanted to go down the mountain to the small yard by the river at the foot of the mountain to have a look, but suddenly saw a white figure rushing out from a distance.

Ruohai paused, and hid behind a big tree to look sideways. Her eyesight has always been good, and she can see clearly even if she is far away.

She saw that the white shadow that just jumped out from the path at the bottom of the mountain was actually a small white tiger with black stripes on a white background and a basket handle in its mouth, and the bamboo basket was hung upside down on top of its head. , It ran very fast, galloping forward along the ridge of the field, all the way to the field.

Although Ruohai is a loose fairy with low mana, she has been in the sky for more than 1000 years anyway, and she can be sure that it is a tiger spirit just by looking at it.

Mount Manggi is just a very ordinary mountain, how could there be a tiger spirit?

Ruohai hid behind the tree and was wondering, when he raised his eyes, he saw a white figure turn out from behind the mountain path, that person was obviously chasing the little tiger, and he ran very fast, rushing from the edge of the field all at once go far.

Ruohai frowned and shook his head, making sure that neither the people nor the tiger noticed him, so he came out from behind the tree, leaned against the tree trunk, and looked at the man carefully.

However, after seeing it, she was stunned, her mind went blank for a while, and her eyes were completely dark.

How can this be?A voice in her heart kept telling herself that this is absolutely impossible, she must be dazzled, but when she recovered and looked at the figure of the man, another voice kept telling him—why not possible?

Liu Tangyuan's appearance has not changed, but his face has indeed grown. It seems that time has passed overnight. He has grown from 20 years old to 25 years old.

After eating breakfast, Bi You flicked his tail in satisfaction, licked the remaining scent of rabbit meat on the corner of his mouth, and said as he licked, "Well, I think it might have something to do with the spirit water you drank yesterday. Immortals drink spirit water to replenish their physical strength. Yes, after you drink it, it may have other effects."

Liu Tangyuan also thought so at first, but he thought about it carefully while having breakfast just now, and he thought it might have something to do with the purple birthmark on his left wrist.But Liu Tangyuan didn't say anything. He is very confused and has a lot of doubts. He needs to find someone to ask, and it is best to see Taishang Laojun again.

But Biyou, a foodie in the heavens, couldn't think of this. His current life is simple and happy, and his only goal in the near future is to eat two more dumplings.

There were two cabbages on the mountain, Biyou had already thought about it when he got up in the morning, he wanted to dig out those two cabbages, and by the way, go to the mountain to find some fat and tender little white rabbits.

Bi You couldn't wait to bite the basket up the mountain, and the basket hung on Yuan Liuliu's head, Liu Tangyuan followed behind, laughing like crazy while chasing, "Hey, slow down, cabbage won't run away without long legs! "

Biyou and Liu Tangyuan went up the mountain to dig out the cabbage and put them in a basket. After that, Liu Tangyuan followed Biyou with the basket, waiting slowly for Biyou to catch another fat rabbit. Biyou was still very fast this time, and the tiger itself It is a powerful hunter. As a tiger spirit, Biyou's speed is naturally much faster than ordinary tigers.

Not long after the two went up the mountain, they went down along the way. Liu Tangyuan put Bi You on his shoulders, and walked back with the basket in one hand and the rabbit in the other.

Biyou's four plush paws curled up, stabilized his body on Liu Tangyuan's shoulders, his green eyes stared at the pair of sneakers on Liu Tangyuan's feet, and said: "I heard from my brother that the current development of the mortal world is very special. Come on, you don’t need a carriage to go out, is it true?”

Liu Tangyuan lifted the corner of his robe, looked down at the stone steps under his feet, and said with a smile: "Yes, I don't wear this kind of clothes anymore. If I go out, there are cars, trains and planes, and there are many restaurants. You can eat a lot in one city. There are many interesting things about the dishes of other countries, you don’t have to go to bed at ten o’clock in the evening, and the supper is served until the early morning. Aren’t there immortals who ascend in the sky? Don’t you know?”

Biyou started to salivate when he heard that there are countless delicious food in the mortal world, he wiped his mouth with his paw, and said in a muffled voice, "I know, there is a water moon mirror in the sky, and you can see the things in the mortal world." , the newly ascended Sanxian will also mention his life in the mortal world. I also know what trains and airplanes are, and there are people in Tianshan who wear suits." After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but sighed.

Liu Tangyuan smiled, turned to look at Biyou and said, "Why are you sighing? Ordinary people still cultivate immortality and hope to live forever."

Bi You huddled his body with his tail raised behind to maintain his balance, his chin was lowered to rest on his paws, and he said sullenly: "You don't understand, my brother is actually too lazy to say that immortals are too lazy. Willing to be the first person to break the current status quo. The mortal world has developed, mobile phones, computers, ktv, and Tuhao Gold S50, where are our gods in the sky? The clouds they set up are exactly the same as those tens of thousands of years ago. Make a Yundou in the shape of a tank can't get pregnant." After a pause, he turned his head and concluded sincerely: "I think, you mortal dogs eat better than me."

Liu Tangyuan: "..."

Liu Tangyuan laughed unkindly in his heart. He looked at Bi You's pitiful appearance, and comforted him: "Dogs in the world cannot eat dumplings, they can only eat certain dog food enough for canned food."

Bi You knows many things in the mortal world, and he also knows what canned dog food is. The only thing he doesn't understand is: "Why can't you eat dumplings? Dumplings are delicious."

Liu Tangyuan simply explained: "Because eating many things will make you sick, such as broken bones, the dog may swallow it by mistake, and then hurt the esophagus."

Bi You snorted, "We tigers can't, we tigers just swallow it." After a pause, his tone was very low again: "The world is actually very good."

Liu Tangyuan just carried Biyou down the mountain with one shoulder, not noticing that someone was staring at him all the time.

Bi You didn't realize there was anyone behind him until the gate of the yard. He jumped off Liu Tangyuan's shoulders, his tail was erected in an attacking state, and he turned around and bared his teeth angrily, "Who's there? Come out!"

Liu Tangyuan turned his head in astonishment, and looked into the woods, but saw nothing.

But at this moment, a fiery red figure stumbled out of the woods that Biyou was staring at angrily.

Ruohai threw the skirt full of tears to Liu Tangyuan's feet, crying, "Sir, you are finally back!"

Liu Tangyuan: "..."

Bi You: "..."