Asgard Egg Hatching Guide

Tang Yuanxiao lives in a happy family, with two fathers who love him, an older brother who protects him, and brothers and sisters who can bully him. His growing environment determines that even if he is a first-time father, he must be a good father.

The definition of a good father is that you must be a good father, even if you divorce your ex-husband, you can't tear your face apart, and you can't let your children get hurt emotionally.

So adhering to this principle, after Tang Yuan hugged the dumplings into his arms and rubbed them, he could only wrong himself and bathe the "ex-husband who lost his memory and didn't understand anything".Because if you don't wash people clean, the dumpling will only be covered in dust if you rub them against it. Considering the health and hygiene of the children, this is the only way to do it.

But Tang Yuan’s problem now is that this ex-husband doesn’t seem to like being touched very much. As soon as Tang Yuan’s brush dipped in water and saponin touched the stone man’s body, he was grabbed by a black hand brush head.

Tang Yuan tried hard to pull it out, but the stone man held it tightly. Tang Tuan raised his other hand and almost threw a ball of light at him. Suddenly, Tang Tuan floated beside his two fathers, looking left and right.

Tang Yuan had no choice but to let go, and after thinking for a while, he took off the outer robe, then scooped up water from the washbasin and splashed it on his head, splashing water all over his hair and face.

The stone man was obedient this time, following his example, he also scooped up water, and splashed his head on himself.

Tang Yuan took the soap and held it in his hand and pretended to wipe it on his body. The stone man also took the soap and floated his hands above his arms, pretending to wipe it on his body.

Tang Yuan: "..." Now he doesn't know why he misses Bi You so much, he really wants to spit fire on Tai Chi's face.

Tang Yuan was speechless and had no choice but to rub the soap on his body, and the shoulders and arms of the shirt were covered with foam. This time, Tai Chi was also honest, and began to learn to rub soap on his arms and shoulders.

Tuanzi let out a "huh" and floated above looking at his two fathers.

Tang Yuan and Tai Chi stood side by side with a distance of one meter. Tang Yuan was barefoot and wearing a jacket, and began to rub his hands and wrists and arms. Tai Chi turned his head to look at Tang Yuan, and rubbed it like glutinous rice balls until black soap was formed. Water trickled down his arms, slowly revealing the fair skin inside.

Tang Yuan stood facing the sink with a blank face. Starting from the fingers, the back of the hands, the wrists, the arms, the elbows, and the creaking sockets of the shoulders, he rubbed them one by one, followed by the shoulders, the neck, the chest, the lower abdomen, and the stomach, and took the brush again. After soaking in water, put it on the back and brush it, and the clothes are tightly attached to the body, and the whole body is covered with foam.

Tai Chi has been learning to clean the black stone layer on his body silently, exposing the skin on his arms, shoulders, chest, back and back.

Tang Yuan started to rub his face again, splashed his hands on his face and wiped it with soap foam, then took a small bench and sat down, crossed his legs and began to rub his feet, ankles, calves, knees and thighs... Tai Chi sat down and rubbed it all over the floor It was all black water, and there were not a few pieces of black stone skin left on the whole body after rubbing.

In the end, only the buttocks and the small side of the lower abdomen were left in the stone man, which was black. Tang Yuan glanced down, and suddenly remembered depressingly that he could use spells!The demon clan advocates the life of ordinary people, unlike in the heavens where magic can be used all the time, even if the monsters can use spells, they rarely use them. Most of the time they do it themselves and do not borrow spells.In such a big environment, Tang Yuan also forgot about the immortal method.

Tang Yuan looked down at the soap scum all over his body and the wet clothes sticking to his body, and snapped his fingers so speechless that Tangquan water instantly gathered a huge water ball above the stone man, like a waterfall falling from the Milky Way in nine days, covering his head and face from the top of Taiji's head Cover it down.

Countless water spheres gathered around the stone man and covered the stone man. The sound of splashing water filled the entire underground palace and echoed between the stone walls.

Tang Yuan's body was spotless at this moment, without a single drop of water, he carried the dumpling into his arms and sat on the couch, took out the walnuts and peeled them.

Tang Yuan gathered sixty big water polos in total, and when all the water polos were poured, he saw a naked and handsome man standing beside the Tangquan pool.

Tang Yuan raised his eyes and looked over, only to see the stone man showing his original appearance, with sword-browed and star-eyed eyes, and he stood there like the most exquisite work of a sculptor. It dripped down the smooth skin, and just standing there, the bright night pearl light around the stone wall seemed to become the background under a thousand lights.

The dumpling floated up and rushed over, hugging Tai Chi's neck and rubbing against it as before, his eyes filled with tears, but Tai Chi stood there as if he was ignorant, looking down at the villain hanging from his neck.

Tang Yuan just looked at Tai Chi after rebirth, not far away, he originally thought that he would be very excited when he saw Tai Chi again after gathering the memories of the previous two lives, but at this moment his heart is calm, and the curse of Luanniao's unrequited love for a lifetime has not let him down. There was a big wave in his heart. He looked at Tai Chi as if he was really looking at a "divorced ex-husband". Even if he knew the vows of eternal love that he loved back then, the past has passed a thousand sails without leaving any ripples.

Tang Yuan carried the dumpling back to the inner hall of the East Palace that night. The attendant brought the clothes to Tai Chi. Tai Chi's eyes followed Tang Yuan all the time, as if he was waiting for Tang Yuan to show him a demonstration. However, Tang Yuan just left with the dumpling, leaving behind a back view.

Tai Chi is a newly born celestial fetus who doesn't understand anything, just silently holding the clothes in his hands and looking at the figure from the back, as if he has been waiting for the person in the figure to turn around, and then show him how to put on clothes as he did just now.It's a pity that Tang Yuan didn't look back until the figure disappeared from sight.

It seems that he is the only one who has been standing in the same place.

Tang Yuan sleeps on the big cloud bed with the dumpling in his arms, and Tai Chi still sleeps next to the donkey under the screen. He does not let strangers touch him, and the attendants have no way to dress him. The clothes on Tai Chi are put on by himself. , crumpled and stuck to the body, and the belt was tied in a mess.

The dumpling slept inside this time, Tang Yuan put his arms around the dumpling and turned his back to the direction of the screen. There was a half-fire in the hall. Tai Chi was lying upright at first, but turned over after a while, and his eyes fell on the screen. cloud bed.

Hyatt used to be the little prince of the demon clan and was an old man, but now he is also an old man when he is enthroned.

The monsters have always liked to imitate the human world. Many of the rules in the palace are also model human dynasties. For example, in the Shang Dynasty, the emperor of the human world will get up at the golden palace to discuss government affairs at five o'clock, so the monsters will learn from it. This rule also means that you have to go to court before dawn, and you need to get up early for half of the time every month.

Hyatt was about to go crazy on the second day of his new enthronement. He was pulled up by Wu Ning and the head attendant early to wash and dress. Before dawn, the noise continued until the sun slanted into the hall. Kaiyue dozed off and pinched himself secretly. If he can't sleep, he can't sleep, he can't sleep, and if he falls asleep, he will definitely be caught by his unlucky brother. Seriously, you must not sleep!

It is true that Kaiyue was worried. Tang Yuan also got up early this morning. After breakfast, he sneaked into the back of Yundian with the dumplings in his arms, to check on the first court visit after Kaiyue ascended the throne and listen to the group of courtiers. Arguing.

Tai Chi was still following Tang Yuan. His clothes were neatly dressed and he had eaten breakfast. However, Tang Yuan did not take care of all of this, but Tiantai's self-learning ability was very strong, including Tai Chi. Dian saw that Tang Yuan knew how to dress after changing the clothes for the dumpling once. As for eating, he had to eat when he was hungry. Everyone knew this.

The attendants of the Eastern Palace asked Tang Yuan how to serve Tai Chi, and Tang Yuan said lightly: "If he wants to follow, he can do whatever he wants, just do whatever he wants."

So at the moment Tai Chi is also standing behind Yundian, following Tang Yuan from a distance.

Tang Yuan secretly listened for a while, only to find that a group of ministers seemed to be discussing the same topic from beginning to end, around "Soul Capital Mountain", "Gap of Demons" and so on... The hall went down and turned into the back of the hall.

Wu Ning saluted Tang Yuan, and was stunned for a while when he saw Tai Chi following Tang Yuan, but Tang Yuan grabbed him and asked, "What happened to Soul Capital Mountain?"

Wu Ning said: "The gap between the demons has become wider, and the ministers are discussing how to close the gap."

Devil's Gap?

Afterwards, Kaiyue turned down, with a golden crown on his head, his neck was stiff, and he left from the back of Yundian, just in the garden, he saw Tang Yuan holding a dumpling and Tai Chi following Tang Yuan not far away.

Tai Chi's face has never changed, it has always been the incomparably hypocritical and disgusting appearance in Hyatt's memory, he was taken away by Tai Chi as an adult, so he has never grown up, and yesterday he smashed his garden, Xin Qiu and various This old hatred almost made Hyatt's teeth itch, wishing he could poke countless holes in his chest with a sword like Tang Yuan did.

Kaiyue took off the crown on his head, and was about to rush over to fight Tai Chi, but was stopped by Tang Yuan, and asked, "What is the Devil's Gap?"

Kaiyue glared at Taiji, but Taiji only kept watching Tang Yuan silently. Kaiyue couldn't beat Taiji, and couldn't beat Tang Yuan, so he could only explain while rubbing his stiff neck: "A demon who has cultivated well Heaven came up from that gap. In the past, there were monsters who lingered in the human world and sneaked down to the world through that gap."

Tang Yuan was taken aback, isn't this the smuggling of the demon clan?Nether?Could it be possible to return to the human world?

As soon as Tang Yuan showed a thoughtful expression, he was caught by Kaiyue, who frowned and said, "Are you thinking about going back to the human world from that day's gap? Hmph, you can never imagine leaving me alone in the sky! The exit of the 'Gap of Demons' has been sealed long ago, now only monsters can go to the sky, absolutely not to the lower world!"

Tang Yuan laughed and said, "Hey, what are you doing so nervous, don't worry, brother will not abandon you."

Hyatt immediately showed a cautious expression: "It's impossible to take me to the lower realm! The 'Gap of the Devil' is already too big, and if this continues, Buzhou Mountain will collapse again."

Tang Yuan: "??"

Only then did Tang Yuan know that the so-called "Gap of Demons" is a channel leading to the human world from the monsters, but this gap was not a "channel" at the beginning, but a very small and very small gap left by Nuwa when she repaired the sky. There is a small gap, and the Soul Capital Mountain of the demon clan is precisely the five-color stone that Nuwa used to mend the sky.

Nuwa patched up the sky for the human world, and the sky that was pierced with a hole happened to be at the location of the Soul Capital Mountain, and the Soul Capital Mountain was not formed naturally. The big hole in the sky and the earth, and the monsters in the sky formed a big mountain, which is today's Soul Capital Mountain.

Hyatt sighed, expressing the great pressure, he said: "During the Holy War of Kaiyuan, the gods of the heavenly clan preached in the world to lead those who could go to heaven, and the demon clan also wanted to introduce new power. Worked hard on the very small gap in Soul Capital Mountain, allowing the soaring demon to come up from that gap. It has been too long to verify, and the Celestial Clan is also clear about this. But now the gap is wide open It's too big, and this morning they were arguing over whether to seal the gap completely."

Tang Yuan thought for a while and asked, "Why did the gap get bigger? Did it start from ancient times?"

Hyatt said: "I saw that gap when I was a child. It was very small. After all, the five-color stones made by Nuwa are not decorations, but it is very strange. Since more than 1000 years ago, the gap has become bigger, not a little bit. , you can see that it has grown a lot at a glance.”

Tang Yuan's heart skipped a beat, what flashed through his mind quickly, more than 1000 years ago?The time turned out to be more than 1000 years ago...

Hyatt: "Hey, what are you thinking?"

Tang Yuan: "What happened when I found out? Why did it get bigger?"

Kaiyue: "I couldn't find it out. The town priest of Soul Capital Mountain searched for a long time. Finally, the newspaper said that it might be too old. After all, even if it is in the palace of demons, things preserved in ancient times will have some flaws now. .” Paused: “However, I don’t think so.”

Tang Yuan nodded: "Yes, Nuwa is the mother god. After spending so much money to mend the sky, she will never allow any mistakes to happen after tens of thousands of years. Even if there will be problems in future generations, the mother god will definitely treat the soul city back then. The condition of the mountain leaves only a few words. It is not a natural condition, it is man-made."

Hyatt raised his brows: "You think so too? The current situation is that one group of people are investigating in the open, and I have sent another group of people to investigate secretly. Why is there no problem sooner or later, but it has been more than 1000 years Before, Heavenly Dao didn’t give any warning, it’s just too strange.”

The two were silent for a while, Tang Yuan finally said quietly after a while: "It's Shen'ao."

Hyatt stared: "What?"

Tang Yuan turned his head: "It can't be a coincidence, more than 1000 years ago happened to be the time when Shenao broke the seal and escaped from Dongying Island."

Kai Yue scolded his mother: "So the legend is true!" There have always been secret rumors in the demon royal family, saying that Shen'ao was suppressed in the Celestial Clan. "Wait, how do you know this top-secret news?"

Tang Yuan sneered and said, "That's why I beat you up before, saying that you were never serious in doing things." Tang Yuan turned his head and glanced at Tai Chi, then turned back and said, "You didn't see all of his spiritual sense, right? Did you only see half of it?"

Kaiyue rolled her eyes with a guilty conscience, and said immediately: "Your disgusting love loves, will you be numb to death if you look at it? You don't want to vomit to death at all!"

Tang Yuan calmly said: "The reason why I fell to the sky in the second life is because Shen'ao sucked my bone marrow to break the seal and escape. This is the punishment given to me by the wrath of the Emperor of Heaven." And this punishment happened to be his second life. The end of grievances and love.

Tang Yuan's voice was very calm, the bodhi trees in the garden surrounded the base of the wall, and Tai Chi stood quietly not far away, his dignified and quiet eyes finally moved slightly at this moment .