Asgard Egg Hatching Guide

Liu Tangyuan took a shower and felt refreshed. After landing, he changed into underwear and a long-sleeved toga. He didn't change his shoes, but he was still wearing his original running shoes.

During this period, Bi You had been sitting by the river looking at Liu Tangyuan, his emerald green eyes were not as vigilant as at the beginning, but more doubtful and scrutinizing.

Liu Tangyuan fastened his belt and put the dirty clothes on the stone table in the yard. When he came out, he snapped his fingers at Biyou, "Let's go, let's go for a stroll in the mountains."

Bi You didn't refuse either, flicked his tail, jumped over a few scattered branches on the ground, and followed Liu Tangyuan's footsteps towards the mountain.

At first, Liu Tangyuan thought that there was no road on this mountain, but after walking in, he found that there were steps and paths opened up. He led Bi You up the stone steps, and soon saw a deserted field.

Liu Tangyuan stood and watched from a distance, and found that the area of ​​the field was quite large, but a few fruit trees were rotten in the field, and other places were so empty.

Bi You looked at the edge of the field, flicked his tail boredly, and said, "It must be some god who is bored again."

Liu Tangyuan suddenly remembered something and asked, "Don't gods eat? Only drink spiritual water?"

Bi You stepped forward and said: "The three realms are detached, of course there is no need to eat. The five grains are empty, and the gods can drink the taste of wine. In theory, eating things in the mortal world is tasteless .”

Liu Tangyuan thought of the spiritual water he drank before, and asked, "Does it taste good when you drink spiritual water?"

Bi You: "Of course I do. I'm still just a beast spirit. When I become a beast fairy, I won't be able to taste the taste. Eating anything is the same as not eating anything." It's the most annoying."

Liu Tangyuan smiled and said: "It seems that being a mortal also has the benefits of being a mortal."

Bi Youdao: "Actually, the fairyland was not like this before, it was just as lively as the mortal world, there were quarrels, parties, and petty wars, it's just that everyone lived too long, and the gods became lazy after a long time. I don’t fight anymore, I don’t do anything, I don’t bother to eat anything. I remember my brother told me before that Shanling House also serves all kinds of snacks and snacks. Unfortunately, I was born too late. When I was born , Shanling House only provides snacks and melons and fruits. It’s really boring.”

Liu Tangyuan lowered his head and neck tired, simply sat down on a stone by the edge of the field, looked at Biyou and said, "Didn't you say that gods can't taste the taste?"

Bi You: "The offerings in the mortal world can't be eaten, but if they are grown in the sky, they can still be eaten, but the gods are too lazy. Long ago, there were immortals everywhere. Those who are farming, but no one will move them after a long time. Anyway, they live for a long time. Who wants to work like a mortal? Besides, what the gods pursue is detachment. There are, and the dim sum is offered by Shanling Fang, but I have eaten that dim sum for almost 100 years, and I am tired of eating it, and I heard that Shanling Fang is going to close down a while ago."

Liu Tangyuan: "..."

Liu Tangyuan asked again: "Don't the gods know magic? Can't you change something delicious?"

Bi You rolled his eyes: "It is possible for an immortal with superb spells to turn stones into gold, and the technique of illusion is also feasible, but the tricks of blinding the eyes and moving things are mostly deceptive. Food must be eaten into the five internal organs, of course you have to do it yourself." Do."

Liu Tangyuan doesn't know what to say at the moment. Immortals transcend the three realms and have no desires and desires. It is probably no problem to live for tens of thousands of years like this, but if anyone tells Liu Tangyuan, let him drink tens of thousands of years of spirits. Water does not eat?

The rice bowl is directly on your face!

Bi You seemed to be getting more and more sad when it came to eating now, he couldn't stop the topic once he opened it, and talked a lot with Liu Tangyuan like pouring beans.

Only then did Liu Tangyuan know that the life of an immortal is really without desires and desires. The sun rises and the sun sets and rests. Unless there are still pursuits and cultivation in terms of rank and immortality, in fact, most immortals spend their days in the heavens open. The difference between eyes and eyes closed.

There are only so many gods in the sky. They go out to party and drink, and they can bear it for decades. They will get tired of it for thousands of years. They will not suffer from illness, life and death. Don't worry, love between men and women is fine, and love between men and women and women and bestiality is basically the mainstream.

This kind of life, not to mention thousands of years or tens of thousands of years, if Liu Tangyuan, who is greedy and loves to make friends, lives for two months, I am afraid that he will die of pain.

Bi You said again: "In fact, gods also have desires, but this kind of desire transcends the feeling of the body, and the spiritual desire has no attachment. It's like when you want to eat, you think in your mind, but neither your tongue nor your stomach. Then the matter of eating can basically be regarded as dispensable.”

Liu Tangyuan: "..."

Liu Tangyuan didn't expect the heavens to be like this at all. Hearing Biyou's final summary as a foodie, he almost died of pain. Go to Tianli Mountain to see if you can find something to eat, I will prepare something delicious for you to eat at night."

Bi You followed Liu Tangyuan, and mentioned that "eating" in the heaven was a look of despair and pain. He was not optimistic about Liu Tangyuan as a mortal, so naturally he didn't believe what he said, and only thought that Liu Tangyuan was comforting himself.

But Liu Tangyuan was not joking. He looked at the kitchen in the morning and found that there was oil, salt, sauce and vinegar on the kitchen stove, rice and flour in the rice jar, and a few eggs in the basket.Now, after hearing Bi You talk about the food in the fairy world, he made up his mind that he must find something to eat on the mountain, and only drink spiritual water to live, thinking about it makes him feel painful.

Countless dishes popped up in Liu Tangyuan's mind at the moment——Hunan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Zhejiang cuisine, curry beef sausage... He sucked in tears, and painfully recalled the taste of fish-flavored shredded pork in his mind.

The fields on the mountain are very large, and Liu Tangyuan doesn't have the concept of "mu" in his mind. He only knows that there is no end at a glance from the bottom of the mountainside.

He and Bi You walked along the edge of the field, and sure enough, they saw a few cabbages in the vegetable field. The leafy vegetables were very fresh, and the cabbage planted in the field hadn't rotted yet.

Liu Tangyuan dug out a cabbage, tore off a few layers of leaves, patted it, smelled it, squatted down and put the cabbage under Biyou's nose: "It's fresh, it's not bad."

At first Biyou thought that Liu Tangyuan was just talking, but he didn't expect to find a cabbage. He put one paw on the cabbage, sniffed it with his nose, and sure enough, he smelled a faint plant fragrance. The green eyes flickered excitedly, and the tail stood up in excitement: "What is it called? What is this thing called?"

"Cabbage." Liu Tangyuan replied.

Bi You squatted on the cabbage and smelled it excitedly: "Can I eat it?"

Seeing Bi You's mouth opening to swallow, Liu Tangyuan smiled and said, "You can't eat it raw, you can fry it, or make dumplings."

When Biyou heard the word dumpling, his eyes immediately glowed green, and he said foolishly: "I know dumplings, I know, my brother told me before that you mortals often eat them, and Shanlingfang also made them before."

At this moment, Bi You had half of his body lying on the cabbage. Liu Tangyuan picked him up by the nape of his neck and took him aside, picked up the cabbage and patted him: "If there is meat, I will make dumplings for you tonight."

Bi You stared, jumped with all four claws forcefully, tumbling in the air, twirled his tail twice, and shouted excitedly: "Jiaozi Dumplings! I want to eat dumplings!"

Liu Tangyuan walked out of the ridge with the cabbage in his arms, and walked towards the mountain along the road, "Let's go, see if there are any pheasants and hares on the mountain."

Bi You jumped up and down excitedly, and he could jump as high as Liu Tangyuan in one jump, and finally followed Liu Tangyuan cheerfully and excitedly, holding his neck up and saying: "There must be rabbits on the mountain, but rabbit spirits and rabbit spirits can't be eaten." , can only eat rabbits 'like you'."

Liu Tangyuan asked with a smile: "What does it mean to be the same as me? That is an ordinary rabbit."

Bi You shook his head arrogantly, "Hmph, ╭(╯^╰)╮, that is, you are also an ordinary person."

Liu Tangyuan and Bi You walked up the mountain along the road, and they found that there were many animals on the mountain, and they were all ordinary animals. There were no fairies or beast spirits.

Although Bi You is a tiger spirit, his genes have a preference for chasing prey. Although he has become smaller, his speed and sprint strength are still very powerful.

Liu Tangyuan hugged a cabbage and finally stopped moving. He sat on the grass and pointed in front of him: "I'm in charge of making dumplings, and the meat depends on you!"

Bi You's eyes were glaring, his limbs were spread wide, and his tail was wagging carelessly. Although his body was small, he still had the posture of the king of all beasts.He looked back at Liu Tangyuan, and then rushed into the grass at a fast speed.

Liu Tangyuan stretched out with the cabbage in his arms, thinking how long he would have to wait, but after turning his head, Biyou had already run back with a snow-white fat rabbit in his mouth.

Bi You's eyes were fierce. At that moment, he was really a beast that had been hunting. He ran in front of Liu Tangyuan, lowered his head and let go of the rabbit in his mouth, and when he raised his eyes, his eyes became as arrogant as before. Liu Tangyuan picked his chin, stomped his paws on the ground, and his two white plush ears stood up, as if to say - praise me, praise me.

Liu Tangyuan didn't expect Biyou's speed to be so fast. He looked at the rabbit that had been bitten to death on the ground, raised his hand to stroke Biyou's head, and then scratched Biyou's chin, "You're so good."

Bi You: "..."

Biyou was going to blow his hair on the spot, was he going to yell at you, a mortal, for treating me like a pet?Scratch what chin?However, the head was touched very comfortably again, and the feeling that every hair on the whole body was so refreshing went straight to the forehead... He shook his head in a ecstasy, but in the end he didn't get angry, and just followed behind Liu Tangyuan who got up , snorted: "It's nothing more than a rabbit."

Just like this, Liu Tangyuan held the cabbage in his hand and carried the rabbit to stay with Biyou and returned to the yard behind the mountain. He didn't have time to investigate the terrain. He just wanted to have a quick meal of dumplings now, otherwise the day would be impossible.

Liu Tangyuan went back to the yard, found the flour in the kitchen, and found a small paper bag of yeast in the flour. He found a big basin to put the yeast flour in and kneaded it. After kneading, he found a gauze cover and put it in The cabbage was washed by the river, the dirty leaves were removed, chopped and chopped.

Liu Tangyuan put the cabbage on the chopping board and chopped it. Bi You sat on the side of the table and stared at it with his tail crossed. His eyes were very focused, as if he was the one chopping the vegetables now.

Liu Tangyuan was worried that the blades of the kitchen knives were not sharp enough, but now he realized that he was thinking too much. Everything in this yard seemed to be specially prepared for a mortal. Except that the furniture and supplies in the house were not modern enough, almost everything else was used. smoothly.

When Liu Tangyuan was chopping vegetables, he suddenly remembered the fat rabbit, and then he remembered that he couldn't peel it. He looked up at Bi You, put down the knife in his hand, and said, "Can you peel it?"

Bi You's sitting posture with his tail crossed was very upright, he looked at Liu Tangyuan, and replied: "No."

Liu Tangyuan: "Aren't you a tiger? Tigers are born to skin their prey, right?"

Bi You arrogantly licked his paws to cover up the drool that was about to drip: "No, my brother said that when he peeled the skin with his teeth, he didn't teach me."

Liu Tangyuan: "..." This brother is... really similar to his own brother.

Liu Tangyuan said helplessly: "Then what to do, I don't know how." After a pause, his eyes lit up: "Yes!"

Liu Tangyuan took Biyou to the yard, took out the rabbit and put it in front of Biyou, squatted down and said, "Your fire, I mean your red fire, can you control the firepower?"

Bi You suddenly understood what Liu Tangyuan was going to do, he snorted, showing the look of "I can't do it without me", and patted Bai Pupu's chest with his soft fur paw, "Of course."

Liu Tangyuan put the rabbit down, walked several meters away, and said: "Slow down the firepower! Lighten up! Just burn off the fur and skin! You should spit fire to the side first."

Bi You glared at Liu Tangyuan, stood up and looked at the rabbit in front of him, opened his mouth and "roared" and sprayed a "small" red fire to the side, and the flames of the red fire were higher than the roof.

Liu Tangyuan: "...Hey, let me tell you to be less angry."

Bi You then sprayed a few more mouthfuls, but the fire was either too big or too small, and Bi You still didn't seem to be able to control the firepower very well.

Liu Tangyuan ran over, knelt down and said, "What's going on?"

Bi You turned his head and said madly: "This is not the red fire. If it is sprayed with red fire, you will be burned as if you were standing in the yard. I can't control ordinary fire..."

Liu Tangyuan said clearly: "Oh~, I usually sneak out to play without practicing kung fu behind your brother's back?!"

Bi You: "..."

Liu Tangyuan clapped his hands and said: "How about this, you breathe fire, and I will tell you whether the fire should be big or small by grabbing your tail, okay?" He said and grabbed Biyou's tail.

Bi You was going to blow his hair if someone grabbed his tail, but his foodie heart was all about eating, so of course his tail had to stand aside at this time.

In this way, Liu Tangyuan grabbed Biyou's tail and pressed it hard, and Biyou sprayed a mouthful of fire to the side. Liu Tangyuan used a smaller force when the fire was too big, and then used a smaller force if the fire was too big. I tried this about six or seven times. Only then did Biyou have a complete grasp of the heat.

Biyou finally managed to burn off the rabbit's fur with a burst of fire, and Liu Tangyuan took it to the kitchen to dissect it, rinse it with clean water quickly, and finally cut off the rabbit's fresh meat piece by piece with a knife.After cutting one part, put it aside, and put the other part on the chopping board and chop it finely like the cabbage just chopped.

Minced cabbage, minced meat, salt and soy sauce were mixed in a big sea bowl. Liu Tangyuan then took out the egg box and was about to crack an egg into it. However, at this moment, Biyou's sharp-eyed basket of eggs suddenly exploded.

Bi You frightened: "What is this?"

Liu Tangyuan picked up one: "Eggs, what's wrong?"

Bi You swayed back and forth, with a serious face, serious and puzzled, he stepped forward to smell it, and finally heaved a sigh of relief: "I was scared to death. It turned out to be an egg. I thought it was a fairy egg."

Liu Tangyuan: "Fairy egg?"

Bi You nodded, sat down next to the egg box, and said, "It's very cautious to give birth to a baby like a calamity. It's not like a mortal's baby can cry when it falls to the ground. A fairy's baby is a fairy fetus at the beginning. After several years of raising it in the house, when the time is right, the parents use their hard work and spells to move it out and raise it in an enchantment. The appearance of the enchantment is similar to that of an egg at the beginning, and it will gradually grow bigger and bigger, and finally break. When it comes out of the shell, it is a child, of course, some gods are beasts, and the child may also look like a small beast when it comes out."

Liu Tangyuan was speechless: "No wonder you were so surprised just now."

Bi You sighed, "Yeah, I was really shocked just now, there has been no fairy fetus in the fairy world for a thousand years."

Liu Tangyuan was taken aback: "Ah? What's going on here?"

Bi You's eyes lit up, "I'll tell you after eating the dumplings."

Liu Tangyuan shrugged: "Alright." After speaking, he picked an egg from the egg box, cracked open the shell and smashed it into the sea bowl.

Bi You watched from the side, wondering, "Why didn't you pick the white egg?"

Liu Tangyuan took it casually just now, and explained: "White eggs? I don't like white eggs, um." He shook the broken eggshell in his hand, "I like yellow eggs."

In Gouchen Palace, Kongfa's brows were on fire as he held the egg in his palm, he had been locked in the side hall and talked to the egg in his palm for an hour——

"Dear Bao, your father's mana is so powerful, he'll be fine after being struck by lightning and take a rest, so don't make any big problems happen to you."

"Eggy, what do you mean by flashing? Don't scare your uncle. Your uncle can't bear to be scared. Your father will skin me when he comes back."

"Eggy, do you want Uncle to sing you a song? You must be safe..."

……

The Immortal Kongfa has been nagging at the egg for a long time, and he is ready to stay up all day and night until Tai Chi returns, but he never thought that the egg in Kongfa's hand would flash silver again when it was almost time for lunch. The silver light this time was much brighter than the previous one, and Kongfa even felt the fairy magic overflowing from the egg.

Then, in an instant, the eggshell in Kongfa's palm, which was originally bright white, instantly turned into——

Golden.

Kong Fa's knees softened, holding the egg in both hands, he almost didn't kneel down.