Asgard Egg Hatching Guide

Everyone in the Heaven Realm knows that the Goddess of Water Virtue loves his wife very much, and at this time of year, he will hold a grand feast. The banquet of flowing water starts at noon and lasts until the golden branch of the moon falls. All the dignitaries in the Heaven Realm are in the scope of the banquet. Within, of course, you can come if you have no head and no face. Anyway, the God of Water Virtue is looking for a lively scene, and he is looking for a face for his wife.

Because the wife of the water god is said to have a picky mouth, the mansion of the god of water virtue actually built her own small kitchen. Although it is only occasionally fired, the annual banquet is also organized by the mansion of the water god. Mausoleum discusses what kind of special pastries or dishes Shanlingfang will provide on the day of the banquet.

But this year is a bit special. Ruohai, the owner of Shanlingfang, walked into the door of Shuide's house with a small cook, and asked the God of Water Virtue to hand over the right to undertake and host to Shanlingfang.

When Shui De heard it at first, he felt that it was unnecessary, because the things made by Shanlingfang in the past few years were very ordinary. Anyway, he had a cook in his house, so he felt more at ease doing it by himself.

Liu Tangyuan pretended to be a little cook, and handed Shuide Shenjun a list, which briefly stated several banquet plans.

Shui De Shenjun took a look at it, and Liu Tangyuan explained: "21 kinds of big meat, [-] kinds of small meat, [-] ingredients, [-] desserts and pasta, and the last six kinds of melons and fruits; all buffet-style banquets, the chef Served and added dishes at any time, as long as there is enough space, we can cover all the red carpet table arrangement; in addition, we can also have hot pot banquets, barbecue banquets, and steamed banquets. If the wife likes Western food, steak is also available. "

Shui De: "..."

Liu Tangyuan stood, and continued to smile: "Of course, if you want to have some impromptu performances, host and guest entertainment, you can do it; we can arrange the costumes, and there is no problem with the actors. We are fully responsible for the lighting and sound."

Shui De: "..."

Liu Tangyuan actually didn't want to say so much at first, but the serious appearance of the Shuide Shenjun gave people a feeling that it was difficult to speak, Liu Tangyuan simply made a bold statement, don't you want to make a fuss, have a long face and be lively?Liu Tangyuan has attended all kinds of fancy banquets, as long as you want, I will organize them for you.

Ruohai stood beside him in a cold sweat and heard it. Anyone can say big words, don't be in trouble if you can't do it in the end, this is the signboard to smash Shanling's house.

As Liu Tangyuan thought, the God of Water Virtue is indeed not easy to talk to, but as long as the matter has anything to do with his wife, he will hesitate.

Shui De Shenjun was a bit unconvinced that Shanlingfang could cook so many dishes now, he glanced at Ruohai suspiciously, and asked Liu Tangyuan, "Really?"

Liu Tangyuan smiled and cupped his hands: "Don't mention anything else, if the god trusts me, he can ask Shanling Fang to make the main dishes and send them to your house for your review. If you are satisfied, we can discuss it later."

Shui De Shenjun thought for a while, looked at Ruohai, nodded and said: "Okay!"

When I went back that day, several cooks in Shanling's house cooked all the dishes on the menu, put them in food boxes and sent them to the mansion of the God of Water Virtue.

Then the next day, the God of Water Virtue sent invitations to Shanlingfang, asking Ruohai and Liu Tangyuan to come to the house to discuss.

Maybe Liu Tangyuan doesn't have much confidence in other aspects, but Liu Tangyuan is still very confident in eating. Snacks like Yan Biyou say it is delicious, so Shui De Shenjun must think that the dishes are okay.

The Lord of Water Virtue was very impressed with the dishes of Shanling House this time, and praised them several times, Ruohai smiled until the creases on his face were about to come out, and supported his forehead and said: "Of course it is our Shanling House's honor that God likes it. "

The Shanling House has obviously been going downhill in the past few years. In fact, the gods in high positions all know that the Emperor of Heaven already has the intention of moving the Shanling House out of the 21st floor.Shui De originally thought that the Shanling House was at the end of its strength and would not be able to play tricks, but he didn't expect it to come out like this.

Although Shui De Shenjun thinks that Shanlingfang's dishes are well done this time, he also has his own considerations. The range of invitations to banquets is very wide, from 33 Chongtian to all over the world, even if not all of them will be invited. But there will definitely not be fewer people coming.When Shanling Fang came out like this, he was helping him with a banquet on the surface, but secretly he was promoting himself. When the banquet was over, the reputation of Shanling Fang would soon be established again.

The Heavenly Emperor's attitude towards Shanlingfang's move out of the 21st floor is not yet clear. If Shanlingfang regains a good reputation in the heavenly world, the Heavenly Emperor might blame it.

Shui De Shenjun is not an idiot, he can figure it out when he thinks about it, Ruo Hai and Liu Tangyuan are not stupid, they know they can't hide anything.

Ruohai simply said: "If the gods have concerns, our Shanling House will not bear the reputation, as long as the dishes are all made by the cooks in the house."

Shui De Shenjun nodded slightly, and said, "I'll think about it again."

Ruo Hai and Liu Tangyuan didn't say anything more, and left without saying goodbye. Anyway, if Shanlingfang really wants to make a name for itself, there are many ways to do it, and it doesn't have to rely on the God of Water Virtue, but if the God of Water Virtue owes Shanling Fang A great favor, Liu Tangyuan can also use the well in his house to see his family members in the mortal world.

After Ruohai and Liu Tangyuan left, Shui De Shenjun was a little tangled up. In fact, he didn't have much doubts about this matter, but in his opinion, it is best not to offend the Emperor of Heaven, so as to save time and trouble, Shui De is thinking so , The attendant over there suddenly came to report, saying that the God of War in the sky had just passed the door and sent a message, saying that in a few days, Emperor Taiji and his old man would come to join in the fun.

Shui De Shenjun took a sip of tea and sprayed it all over the floor, and said blankly, "What did you say?"

The attendant said: "It is said that Emperor Taiji will come over that day."

The demeanor of the emperor and his old man has been just a legend for so many years, and he will come to attend the congratulatory banquet in two days?

Shui De Shenjun was shocked for a long time, and then he suddenly remembered the relationship between Tai Chi and Shanling House, and a thin layer of cold sweat broke out on his back. He didn't get entangled, and he called his attendants: "Go and talk to Ruohai of Shanling House. , you don’t need to do anything else, they will take care of the banquet.”

In fact, Shenjun Shuide was completely overthinking at this time. Tai Chi would go to the banquet not because he wanted to be a backer for Shanlingfang, but because of the two cows in the backyard of Shenjun Shuide's mansion.

Few people know about the fact that Bai Tuanzi broke his eggs in Gouchen Palace, but the only ones who know the situation best are Kongfa and Taiji.Generally speaking, when a fairy fetus is born, it is like a mortal child's two to three years old. When it crawls out of its shell, it can run, jump and speak simple words, just like Bi You can run as soon as it is born.

However, Xiaobai Tuanzi didn't even reach the point of breaking the egg, but he came out early for some reason, he couldn't speak, he couldn't walk, he could only crawl and crawl and crawl, or rub his face against Tai Chi's chest. Ah rub.

Because the fairy fetus in the sky has been conceived in the eggshell for a long time, and it is not directly conceived by the mother, there is never such a saying as breastfeeding; but the egg is broken too early for Xiaobai Duanzi, and it cannot be eaten at all except milk and spiritual water.

At the beginning, Taiji fed Xiaobai Tuanzi with spiritual water. Xiaobai Tuanzi lay in Taiji's arms and drank a few sips, but then he didn't touch it at all. Tuanzi pouts and avoids with an aggrieved face, then desperately leans into Taiji's arms, rubbing against the seat on his chest.

Kongfa's mind was amused at the time, and he glanced at Taiji's chest covered under his robe, swallowed and said, "Does Xiaobaituanzi want to drink milk?" Just as he finished speaking, he was blasted out of the room by a ball of white light, He lay prone in the courtyard in a prostrate posture, and it took him a long time to get up.

After getting up, he went to Shui De Shenjun to say hello, saying that the emperor might go there soon, but for some reason the attendant who sent the message misunderstood the meaning, thinking that the emperor would arrive on the day of the banquet.

Ruohai has been mentioning the word "fate" before, but in fact, fate is fate, and if there is fate, it depends on the timing.

And this timing happened to be the day before the Water Virtuous Lord hosted a banquet for Bafang.

After the God of Water Virtue decided on the recipes in the Shanling Room, Liu Tangyuan took people to buy the dishes needed for the banquet one day in advance. Except for the pots and pans, everything else needed to be moved from the Shanling Room, especially the ones cooked on the day. Raw materials for dishes.

The gods in the heavens are used to laziness, even the small cooks in the Shanling House have an aura of chatting and doing nothing on weekdays. Liu Tangyuan was worried, so he simply watched it in person the day before the banquet.

Bi You has always liked to follow Liu Tangyuan, but for some reason recently, he was so lazy and bored, so Liu Tangyuan didn't let him follow him.

In the end, all the things were transported from the 21st floor of the Shanling House to the back door of the Shuide Shenjun's mansion.

By coincidence, when Liu Tangyuan was arranging the ingredients in the back kitchen, Dijun and his old man entered the gate of Shuide Shenjun's mansion with the little white dumpling in his arms.

Tai Chi has lived for such a long time that the gods of the younger generation can't help but feel a kind of admiration and admiration when they hear his name.So as soon as Tai Chi stepped into the gate of the water god's house, the water god's whole family knelt down.

Sitting in Dijun's arms, Xiaobai Tuanzi blinked his black eyes and looked at the back of the head kneeling on the ground. He didn't see the back of the head he wanted to see, so he pouted a little unhappy for a moment.

Tai Chi made the water god retreat, and said directly: "I heard that you have two cows in your backyard?"

The water god was sweating silently while being excited and said respectfully: "Exactly."

Tai Chi said very simply: "It just so happens that my son is short of milk recently."

The spit that the water god swallowed in his throat almost choked himself to death.

The backyard of Shuishen’s house is just that big. After entering the porch, there are two wells on the left and right. A towering tree is planted beside the well. The leaves are lush and cover the sunlight above the head. Dairy cows with only nose rings are lazily grazing and basking in the sun.

The water god didn't dare to disturb Taiji, and bowed and retreated after he walked to the door. Taiji walked into the yard alone with Xiaobaituanzi in his arms.

The yard was not big, and the two trees stood quietly, but the cows grazing felt a clear aura, mooed twice and walked towards the corner.

Liu Tangyuan happened to come out from behind the tree at this time, patted the trunk of the big tree with his neck raised, and didn't notice Taiji who entered the yard and the little white dumpling in Taiji's arms at all.

When he lowered his head, his eyes just met Tai Chi.

Liu Tangyuan: "..."

Liu Tangyuan was a little stupid at the time, and stood there in a daze. He looked at Tai Chi and then at Xiaobai Tuanzi, thinking about how to explain that a cook of himself ran into the backyard of someone else's house.What made him even more puzzled was why there were no guards in the yard where the two important wells were placed?

However, Tai Chi glanced at him and then at the cow in the corner. After thinking about it for a while, he approached Liu Tangyuan with the little white dumpling in his arms. He glanced directly at Liu Tangyuan's chest, and said leisurely, "If you have milk, feed it." Tuanzi."

Liu Tangyuan stood stupidly, unable to understand what it meant for a moment, he turned his head and glanced at the cow hiding in the corner, and said, "I'm not a milker, I don't know how to milk."

Tai Chi glanced at him, and said calmly: "No need to express, as long as you have milk."

Liu Tangyuan hesitated for a moment, a little confused about the situation, and continued: "Why do I need milk?"

Tai Chi said unhurriedly: "Cows don't have milk, what do they have?"

Liu Tangyuan was a little dizzy for a while, he lowered his head and looked at his chest stupidly, wondering in his heart: what is it about him that makes people see the temperament of a cow?

However, at this time, the little white dumpling nestled in Taiji's arms suddenly stretched out two fleshy little hands towards Liu Tangyuan, stretched his neck and stared at the pair of watery eyes, and turned his body towards Liu Tangyuan. The glutinous rice balls explored the past.

Liu Tangyuan just glanced at it, and his heart softened immediately, and he hugged Bai Tuanzi subconsciously before turning around for a while.

Tai Chi lowered his eyes and looked at the little dumpling rubbing against the chest of the "cow" in relief, thinking that it was the child's instinct to drink milk.

However, the cow in the corner looked at the sky with tears streaming down his face. He thought he had misunderstood the cow, and the other cow that could transform into a human had gone to the latrine~!