Asgard Egg Hatching Guide

Liu Tangyuan and Ruohai basically reached a certain consensus at the beginning. If Hai didn't want to mention those bad things thousands of years ago, Liu Tangyuan just didn't want to inquire about them.

In Liu Tangyuan's view, since 1000 years have passed, it is really unnecessary to worry about those who abused the heart and body in the past; Come to think of it, that is of course another way of saying it.

It's just that since he doesn't know anything now, he should live his life well and take every step he takes.

Ruohai also breathed a sigh of relief at this moment, then raised his eyes and said, "What's your name now, sir?"

Liu Tangyuan said: "Liu Tangyuan."

Ruohai was stunned, looked at Liu Tangyuan, and said as if muttering to himself: "It's God's will." Then said: "You were originally called Tang Yuan, because the five elements lack water and the four pillars have no fire, so you took this name."

Liu Tangyuan remembered the origin of his name, and silently wiped his sweat, it seemed that it was true.

Ruohai looked at him quietly, as if he couldn't get enough of it, saw the running shoes on his feet from the top of his short hair, and finally couldn't help but sighed: "Thousands of years have passed, I didn't expect you to come back. "

Liu Tangyuan was about to speak after hearing this, when suddenly a blue paper crane flew out beside Ruohai, Ruohai raised his hand to grab the paper crane, and said, "Let me take a look at the note from Shanlingfang," as he opened the paper. Tiao, glanced at the handwriting on the paper crane, his eyes froze——

The Emperor of Heaven sent someone.

Ruohai thought about it, and stood up all of a sudden, he raised his hand to grab Liu Tangyuan's wrist, and said, "You can't live here alone, it's too dangerous, come back with me."

Liu Tangyuan couldn't figure out the meaning of the word "too dangerous", but he didn't want to stay in this barren mountain, he nodded and said: "Take Biyou with you, Taishang Laojun asked him to accompany me on the mountain. "

Ruohai originally didn't want to bring that tiger spirit to cause trouble for him, but when he heard that it was appointed by the Supreme Lord, he couldn't refuse.She ran back to the main hall and removed the barrier on Biyou's body, and just about to speak, Biyou jumped up and spit out a mouthful of red flames at her.

Ruohai couldn't dodge and burned a piece of her skirt, she was stunned, looked up at Biyou in astonishment, and said, "Who is Xu Ze, the tail fire tiger?"

Liu Tangyuan saw it and hurriedly stopped him and shouted: "Bi You, don't breathe fire!"

Bi You didn't listen at all, and opened his mouth again with red flames, and the speed when he jumped up was so fast that he couldn't see clearly, he rushed behind Ruo Hai, narrowed his emerald green eyes, and said, "My brother's name is also Did you yell directly?" He opened his mouth to breathe fire again.

Liu Tangyuan hurriedly shouted again: "Biyou, have you forgotten that she is the owner of Shanlingfang? What will you eat in the sky after offending her?"

Bi You==lll: "..." Bi You swallowed the red fire that reached his mouth, and a layer of green smoke came out of his mouth.

Ruohai flicked up the hem of her skirt, just about to sacrifice the magic weapon, when she saw Biyou's expression of squinting and eating shit, he laughed.She said: "Are you really Xu Ze's younger brother? Oh, yes, he used to come to Shanling's house to get you food." After a pause, she teased again: "Warning you, after you breathe fire on me again, Shanling The room doesn’t give you food, you don’t even give it to your brother, let’s forget about it this time, for the sake of my husband, I’ll let you go.”

Biyou sniffed his nostrils, obviously not paying attention to Ruohai, he turned and ran back to Liu Tangyuan, Liu Tangyuan bent over and stretched out an arm, Biyou jumped into his arms and squatted tacitly.

Ruohai squinted his almond eyes to look at Biyou, and felt that the Taishang Laojun was very kind in his work. Among all the beast spirits, the tiger spirit was the most loyal, and he only had one master in his life. Although the little white tiger in front of him looked small , but anyway, he is also the precious younger brother of the fire tiger Xu Ze. A mouthful of red fire can burn down the Golden Palace of the Emperor of Heaven. It is actually good to have such a little tiger by his side.

Ruohai didn't stay long, and a cloud of auspicious clouds appeared in the sky, and he took Liu Tangyuan and Biyou away from Mangji Mountain.

The Shanling House occupies the entire 21st floor, and its area is actually very large. There is actually a large courtyard behind a layer of cloud barrier.

Ruohai's cloud head falls in this little-known house.

Ruohai removed the cloud head, and after Liu Tangyuan jumped down with Biyou in his arms, he saw a small courtyard with a view of the south of the Yangtze River, with promenade arches, rockery and flowing water, carved stone railings, and Mishang flowers blooming all over the courtyard.

Ruohai temporarily went to the main hall of Shanling House because of something, and Liu Tangyuan wandered around in the yard like Biyou and two wild cranes.

Bi You was full of doubts, endured it for a long time, and finally yelled: "Aren't you a mortal who accidentally went to heaven? Why does Ruohai seem to know you?"

Liu Tangyuan had never seen a flower tree like Mishang's blooming and falling. While looking at it curiously, he replied casually: "I have admitted the wrong person."

Bi You patted the ground with his fluffy paws, and said angrily, "Do you think I'm a fool? She hugged your leg and cried so sadly, how could she be the wrong person? Why didn't she hug my thigh and cry? "

Liu Tangyuan lowered his head and smiled, "That's probably because she knew someone with two legs before, not a fluffy four-clawed one like you. Think about it, if someone cries with your tail in their arms, they might mistake you for it." I've become your brother, it's impossible to admit the wrong person."

Although Biyou is a foodie, delicious food does not actually affect IQ.But now he feels that what Liu Tangyuan said makes sense. On the one hand, Liu Tangyuan is indeed a mortal, and on the other hand, he thinks that Liu Tangyuan is wearing other people's clothes. possible.

Thinking of this, Bi You felt a little relieved, he ate some porridge and rabbit meat for breakfast, he didn't want to move very much at the moment, he just jumped onto a stone table in the yard and lay down with a straight face on his back.After a while, he said in an old-fashioned tone: "Although Ruohai may not have any bad intentions, you still have to be careful in the heaven. My brother often told me that gods are also human beings, and they will also have ulterior motives and be selfish. You should also pay attention in the sky, don't trust any god casually, let alone be used by others."

Liu Tangyuan was still studying the Mishang flower, but now he turned his head to look at Bi You, who was the size of a cat on the stone table, seeing his serious face and those green eyes, his heart suddenly rose again. A warm current, he feels that he is very lucky, he was born in a wealthy and beautiful family, and when he grows up, he has no worries about food, clothing, and study abroad, and after going to heaven, there is a little tiger who is arrogant and caring about himself...

Liu Tangyuan walked over, hugged Bi You into his arms and rubbed him, then grabbed his tail and smoothed his hair, Bi Wei struggled in his arms and shouted: "Don't touch your tail, you can't touch your tail!~~ "

Liu Tangyuan and Bi You didn't wait long, and Ruohai hurried around the front yard and entered the back yard.When she entered the door, there was a lot of movement, the flower pots along the way were smashed to the ground, and there were her handprints on the stone railing.

Bi You and Liu Tangyuan had already moved into the house at that time, Bi You shrank his head behind the window and said with emotion: "This woman is really fierce, even more fierce than what my brother described."

Ruohai's face was very bad, and after entering the room, he sat down and cursed: "They might as well hold a sword to my throat and force me to move away!"

Although Liu Tangyuan didn't know what happened, he still persuaded: "So what? The blood splashed on the spot and then told everyone, you just don't want to move? It won't do you any good to annoy the superiors." Liu Tangyuan looked down on himself since he was a child Parents and uncles have always understood the truth that the strong can turn the clouds and the rain with the flick of a finger.

Ruohai was choked by these words, and said sullenly: "Then what can I do?" Just now she had moved Tai Chi out in front of the envoy sent by the Emperor of Heaven, but the envoy blocked it with a word—— I should report what Dijun means to the Emperor of Heaven, but Aunt Ruohai always talks about Dijun, and it seems that Dijun is always the one who resists things, right?

Ruohai was blocked by the envoy's words, he understood what he meant, and also knew that the Emperor of Heaven might really be impatient this time.After the envoy left, she got angry with the boss on the way back, but couldn't think of a solution.

Liu Tangyuan sat down across from Ruohai and asked her what happened. Ruohai turned pale and expressed helplessness and gave an overview of the current situation of Shanlingfang in the past 1000 years.

It is basically like the development history of a company in the world - after opening, after a period of prosperity, prosperity, and stability, it began to slowly decline hundreds of years ago.

There are no new dishes, and the 77 private rooms of Shanlingfang are still the same as before. The gods have been here for hundreds of years, and the taste is not fresh anymore. Naturally, the number of people who come here gradually decreases.Some dishes have to be discontinued due to various reasons, and the rest are still the same as before, and the supply is getting less and less innovative.

In recent years, Shanling House has faced another huge obstacle, which is the problem of relocation.

The Shanling House has been on the 21st Heaven since it was built, and it has been more than 1000 years. However, the Emperor of Heaven has come to beat it from time to time in the past few years, hoping that Ruohai can take the initiative to move out of this place and give up the 21st Heaven; Free up space for other uses.

When Ruohai said this, his eyes were cold, but his eyes were lowered, without showing that coldness.

Bi You knew about this to some extent, and said: "33 Chongtian, apart from the few high-ranking gods and the thirteen-storey Mani Tibetan Pond, which Chongtian have you ever seen built only one palace and mansion? Shan The mausoleum is just a place to provide entertainment, and the Emperor of Heaven naturally has his own considerations."

Ruohai raised his eyes and said with a sneer, "A place for recreation? Are you still a hundred years old? Do you know what this 21st heaven looked like thousands of years ago? In the past, it was a place where the Udumbara flowers didn't even bloom. You can make a detour, the king of hell will frown when stepping on this land, and the bamboo forests of Guanzi will wither here. Now? Does it look similar to other places in 33 Chongtian? Immortal spirit surrounds Rui Steamy? How much effort and price did we spend to make this place what it is today? Now because Shanlingfang can’t make anything, we are going to be kicked out? Why didn’t anyone come to help when the 21st Heaven was purified? How dare we make fools and make wedding dresses for others?"

Ruohai said a lot in one breath, but Biyou had no words to refute, but at this time Liu Tangyuan heard a deeper meaning in this layer of words - it was Ruohai's resentment, because of certain things or reasons, she He has deep feelings for the 21st heaven, and has great resentment towards some people in the heaven.

It's just that Liu Tangyuan doesn't know how much this resentment has to do with him.

The small courtyard behind the clouds and mist on the 21st floor is very elegant, but what satisfied Liu Tangyuan and Bi You most was the kitchen in the courtyard.Vegetables, fruits, pasta, bacon, fresh meat and condiments are all available. There are large pots and small pots on the stove, and there are various utensils for cooking ingredients. Firewood is not used for firewood, and carbon and phosphorus mined from the South China Sea are directly used.

When Bi You and Liu Tangyuan ran in with their tails cocked, they almost hugged each other and burst into tears. Bi You rolled on the neat and clean stove, and Liu Tangyuan prayed devoutly thanksgod.

Ruohai laughed and said, "Is that an exaggeration?"

Bi You and Liu Tangyuan turned their heads at the same time, looking at Ruohai with a foodie look that you don't understand.

Because the ingredients and seasonings were complete, Liu Tangyuan made dumplings in the kitchen at noon that day.When Liu Tangyuan was making stuffing, Ruohai stood watching intently and asked, "You know how to cook now?"

Liu Tangyuan said: "I don't have any other skills, I only have to eat. Because I have been abroad for two years, I often run around, and my companion is the son of a chef. His cooking skills are the best in the family."

Liu Tangyuan spoke inadvertently, but Ruohai kept the words in her mind for several times, she suddenly had some hope in her heart, she thought that Shanling Fang would be saved, this time I am afraid that the 21st floor can be guarded without the presence of the emperor!Flames of excitement and encouragement jumped out of her eyes, and she fixedly looked at Liu Tangyuan who was concentrating on making dumplings.

Liu Tangyuan turned to look at her and asked, "What are you looking at? I have flour on my face?" He raised his arm and wiped his face.

But Ruohai laughed happily. For the first time in thousands of years, she felt that the days in the heavens were so hopeful. She thought that God really opened her eyes. The husband is back, there is hope for Gouchen Palace, and there is hope for Shanlingfang!

Ruohai went to Gouchen Palace with a food box that night before sunset. The doorman who opened the door had changed to a lively one. When he saw Ruohai, he smiled and said, "Auntie, what delicious food did you cook today?!"

Ruohai entered the door with a smile, walked around the side hall and entered the backyard.

At that time, Tai Chi was sitting under a wisteria trellis reading Taoist mantras, and Kongfa had been serving him like a day for thousands of years, using the Tianhua dew that was just picked in the early morning of that day to scrub the eggs.

Ruohai carried the food box into the courtyard, saluted, and put the food box on the stone table beside Kong Fa.

Kongfa has given up hope for Shanlingfang and Ruohai's culinary skills in the past few hundred years, and now he doesn't squint at the food box, and carefully scrubs the egg body.

Ruohai opened the lid of the food box, took out a plate of dumplings stuffed with leeks, shrimps and beef, took the bamboo chopsticks, and walked under the wisteria shelf.

The moment the food box was opened, Kong Fang was not calm. He sniffed his nose, held the golden golden egg and turned his neck and said, "What kind of stuffing, why is it so fragrant?"

If Hai didn't turn his head back, he was as firm as if he didn't turn his head just now.

Ruohai calmed down his heartbeat like a storm in his chest, held his breath, walked in front of Taiji, bowed and handed the plate to Taiji, praying that Taiji would honor his face and take a bite.

Tai Chi has lived for a long time, and in the initial chaotic period of the world, he would have fought face-to-face with several gods of the same generation. For a god like him who has lived for so long, his physical and spiritual desires have long been detached, and it doesn't matter if he eats or not. difference.

Although Tai Chi has always taken care of the Shanling House, it is also because of that person; in terms of eating, Tai Chi only ate that person’s food a thousand years ago, and in the following 1000 years, he occasionally drank spiritual water and ate melons and fruits, and ate other foods. The food that people make will only feel like chewing wax; the things Ruohai sent basically entered Kongfa's stomach, so Kongfa has no hope of improving Shanlingfang's cooking skills in the past few hundred years. up.

Ruohai was carrying the dumplings, Taiji really didn't show any face, he just turned a page of the book without raising his eyelids.

Kongfa held the egg and was attracted by the scent, leaned over with a big face and said: "What kind of stuffing, it smells so good." Then shamelessly said: "The emperor doesn't eat it, let me taste it for you, this taste I haven't eaten it before." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pick up a dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth. While chewing, he exclaimed "Yeah!" and raised his eyebrows: "This stuffing is good! It's really not like your craftsmanship. , much more delicious than your cooking."

Ruohai kicked Kongfa hard on the instep twice calmly.

Kong Fa smiled indifferently, while smiling, he casually wiped the oily smell from his fingers on the eggshell he was holding, forgetting for a moment that there was a precious golden bump in his hand.

At this time, Huangdandan floated up by itself, rubbed the oily eggshell on Kongfa, and then flew in front of Ruohai, with the egg on top of the white porcelain plate, dangling under Taiji's eyelids, It's like saying [Father, eat quickly. 】Kongfa raised his eyebrows in surprise, but Ruohai was very happy in his heart: Eggy really had no choice but to have Eggy, this was made by your father himself, your aunt and I snatched it from Biyou's foodie mouth Yes, I have honored your father without eating a single bite!

Tai Chi has been in a particularly good mood these past two days. Eggy has slept for thousands of years before starting to grow up. After waking up, he is so lively and mischievous. Although Tai Chi has never eaten anything made by others, he sees Eggy dangling on the plate right now. When he came to himself, he stretched out his hand to pinch a dumpling and put it in his mouth, then took the plate off Eggy's head and held it by himself.

Eggy bounced up and down Taiji's arms, chest and shoulders, and finally landed on Taiji's head and squatted.

Kongfa and Ruohai's foreheads broke out in cold sweat. In this life, the only one who can climb up to Taiji's head and squat down is Dijun and his own son.

Eggy stood motionless on top of Tai Chi's head.

Kongfa wondered, "What's wrong with Eggy?"

Ruohai laughed heartily, narrowed his eyes and said, "Eggy is going to watch the emperor eat up all the dumplings." After a pause, he added a handful of ingredients: "Oh, maybe it's because Eggy wants to eat it too, but it's a pity to eat it." I can't, so I hope the emperor can finish eating with the help of the emperor."

Kongfa glanced at Ruohai: "...Don't talk nonsense."

Ruohai thought in his heart, how can I talk nonsense, the fairy fetus and the mother's body are already connected, Ruohai said seriously: "Then you can ask Eggy."

Eggy is a very spiritual egg, just as Ruohai finished speaking, he quickly spun around Taiji's head.

Kong Fa twitched the corners of his mouth, but Tai Chi put down the book quite calmly.

Before night fell that day, in the backyard of Gouchen Palace, Eggy supervised Tai Chi and ate all the dumplings made by Liu Tangyuan.

And in the backyard on the 21st floor, Bi You lay on the veranda and sighed at the Milky Way starry sky. He really regretted giving Ruo Hai a plate of dumplings during the day, which made him not full at night, and eating other things was tasteless.

Bi You flicked his tail on his stomach, and before closing his eyes to rest his mind, he secretly cast a little curse, whoever eats that plate of dumplings will have diarrhea tonight!Well, yes, diarrhea!