Asgard Egg Hatching Guide
Chapter 1
Liu Tangyuan woke up and slept very refreshed. When he opened his eyes, he felt comfortable and light all over, as if he had been rebuilt again.
Liu Tangyuan stretched his waist and was about to turn over, but the mattress under him was softer than expected, like a ball of cotton.
Liu Tangyuan felt something was wrong, opened his eyes and sat up, but the sight that caught his eyes frightened him.
It was like being in an endless void, surrounded by white mist, and he was lying on a ball of white "cotton", and there was no one else around, it seemed that only himself, he stood up unbelievably, only then did he find himself The feet are also soft.
what happened?Is this a dream?Liu Tangyuan raised his hand and pinched himself resolutely, but the pain did not wake him up, he was still in this boundless void where his four eyes revealed whiteness.
Liu Tangyuan didn't understand what happened, shouldn't he be on the big bed in the hotel right now?What the hell is this place?
And the next second, an old voice suddenly appeared in the ear: "Are you awake?"
Liu Tangyuan was startled, turned around quickly, and saw an old man wearing a Taoist robe standing behind him. The old man's gray hair was tied up high with a hairpin, and his chin had a long white goatee beard, but his face was energetic and shiny, with a pair of His eyes were slightly squinted, revealing a kind of indifferent and detached majesty, and there was a faint smile on his lips.
Liu Tangyuan twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Who are you?"
The old man stood silently for a long time just waiting for Liu Tangyuan to ask this question. He coughed and said solemnly: "I am one of the three nobles in the sky, the Taoist Heavenly Venerable. You mortals call me Taishang Laojun." Laojun said He smiled and stroked his beard.
Liu Tangyuan was stunned for a moment, then nodded clearly after a while, understood, he turned his head and looked around, then leaned close to Laojun, and whispered in his ear: "Where is the filming? Where is the camera? Hey, you guys Which TV station? Is this some kind of prank show?" While talking, he tugged on Laojun's beard: "Hey, your beard looks real, and the glue is very professional."
Laojun: "..." Taishang Laojun was quite speechless, but as one of the Three Purities in the Immortal World, he couldn't get angry with a mere mortal, so he just said: "Cultivation is unreasonable."
Liu Tangyuan looked around and felt that the interior scene was quite similar, so he stood cooperatively and watched the changes.
Taishang Laojun knows that Liu Tangyuan does not believe that the human world has its own material conclusions and materialism. Many people do not believe in ghosts and gods, let alone the existence of gods. that's it.
So Laojun raised his arms, waved the wide sleeves of his Taoist robe in the air, and the white mist around the No.30 third-layer sky disappeared instantly, and then a majestic Taoist temple appeared in front of them, with the three gilded characters of morality shining ten thousand zhang The light almost blinded Liu Tangyuan's titanium alloy eyes.
Liu Tangyuan raised his hand to cover his eyes, thinking wow, now that the recording studio has such high-end and high-end equipment, the fog disappeared just like this, and the light was too bright, it was blinding to death.
Liu Tangyuan adapted to the light, and slowly moved his arms away, but saw a snow-white snow tiger lying in front of the door of the moral concept staircase. The two tigers were lying down, but when they saw the Taishang Laojun, they immediately stood up, with their claws outstretched. He lowered his body forward and shouted: "Laojun."
Liu Tangyuan was wondering where the dubbing staff was, when he saw one of the white tigers shaking its fur, standing up in the air with its hind paws supporting its body and its front paws, and then instantly turned into a white tiger with long hair tied in fluttering white clothes. He is a handsome young man with red hair, red lips and white teeth, and the mast and scull disappearing in smoke with a smile.
If Liu Tangyuan could comfort himself and say that this should be some kind of prank show trying to trick people, then now, his whole body has been shocked by the handsome white tiger, and he can see it clearly from such a close distance , that person was not conjured by magic at all, he was transformed by a tiger at all.
Liu Tangyuan was in a mess, and said to the old gentleman with unsteady steps: "You...you are really the old gentleman?! Are you a god?"
The handsome young man transformed into a snow tiger was raising his hand to bow to the old gentleman, when he heard Liu Tangyuan's words, he quickly stopped seriously, and said: "It's unreasonable!"
Seeing that Liu Tangyuan finally showed a shocked expression, the old gentleman was also satisfied at the moment, raised his hand and said, "It's okay." Then he showed a kind expression of "I'm a good man", and said to Liu Tangyuan: "In that case, then You should also know by now that you have transcended the Three Realms and ascended, right?"
Liu Tangyuan was stunned: "Wait, I'm not dead, why did I ascend?" More importantly, he didn't have any religious beliefs, so why did he ascend?
Laojun answered very cryptically, and then smiled and said: "If you get the Tao, you will naturally ascend." As he spoke, he flicked Kuanxiu again, and suddenly two white clouds floated under the feet of him and Liu Tangyuan, soaring high and towards the sky. 33 Chong Tianwai walked away.
Although Liu Tangyuan was still very shocked, but at the moment it was considered thorough. This is really not a TV station recording a program, he is a flying fairy!
But wait—
Liu Tangyuan cried bitterly and thought: "Didn't the Liu Tangyuan who flew into the world just disappear? What about his family, brothers and friends?! Besides, he is a rich second-generation local tyrant! He hasn't had time to enjoy life, What kind of fairy is Feisheng? Aren't his fathers going to cry to death knowing that he is gone??"
There is no wind in the heavens. Only when Xingjun, who is in charge of the wind and cloud, is on duty that day, there will be wind in the heavens, so even if you are floating quickly on the clouds, you can only feel a little bit of dispensable wind. move.
Liu Tangyuan and Laojun's cloud bucket landed on a fairy mountain. As soon as they stood still, Liu Tangyuan said to Laojun: "Wait a minute, I don't want to ascend, can you send me back?"
Laojun seemed to have known that he would say this a long time ago, so he was not curious at all. He just twirled his beard and said profoundly: "The lifespan of a mortal has an end, why are you obsessed with it? Besides, one day in the sky, one year in the world, You have been on this fairy mountain for 30 days, and it has been 30 years in the human world. By that time, your parents will die, and if you have the ability, you can naturally take them to heaven to enjoy themselves."
Liu Tangyuan was very speechless, but he still wanted to go back. Although he was curious about the life of the gods and surprised by his own ascension, he felt that this life should have a beginning and an end. Marry a wife and have children, support parents, and love younger siblings. There are indeed people in this world. Longing for eternal life, but in comparison, Liu Tangyuan prefers his family and close relatives.
Liu Tangyuan still wanted to refuse, but the old gentleman said: "Since you have ascended, naturally you can't go back."
Liu Tangyuan couldn't understand how he went to heaven for no reason, he thought for a while, and said, "Is there a Fallen Immortal in the sky?" Making a mistake and being demoted to the mortal world, this drama seems to be often played on TV.
But the old gentleman smiled deeply and said: "There has never been a saying of fallen immortals in this world, I have only heard of falling into ashes and disappearing in smoke."
Liu Tangyuan broke out in a cold sweat, be honest.
Only then did Liu Tangyuan have the time to look back at the place he was in, but to his surprise, this place was completely different from the morality of the fairy-like white cloud and wild crane just now. The mountains are green, there is a forest, and there are insects and birds in the distance.
Liu Tangyuan was stunned for a moment, and said, "What kind of place is this?"
Laojun regained his decent look, and said: "You ascended suddenly, and there is no record of your ascension at Si Ming Xingjun. If you are a fairy who ascended for no reason, I can also arrange one for you in the 33rd heaven." I have a job, but the problem is that you are now only a mortal body, not a fairy body, and you don’t have a fairy spirit. Although this place is a blessed land of fairyland, there are not many fairy spirits. It is similar to the ordinary mountain scenery in the world. It's a good place for you to live in."
Only now did Liu Tangyuan fully understand the embarrassment of his identity. He couldn't go back to the world but he wasn't a fairy, he was just an ordinary person living in the sky.
Liu Tangyuan was very speechless, but the old gentleman comforted him: "It's actually okay, the heavens are full of aura, and you start to practice immortality now, so the conditions have to be good or bad."
Liu Tangyuan raised his eyes and asked again: "Are you sure I can't go back?"
Laojun shook his head: "Sure."
Liu Tangyuan was very disappointed. He liked his family and his current life very much. He didn't think there was any good in cultivating immortals living in the sky alone.
Either sit and wait to die, and just hang around in the sky like this; or work hard in the sky, do a dick's counterattack, and take your family back to the sky; or find a big backer in the sky... No, as a pure-blood The local tyrant gold, the last idea is absolutely not allowed.
After thinking about it, Liu Tangyuan knew he could only do this for the time being. He nodded and said, "Is there anyone else on this mountain? Where do I live?"
The old gentleman said: "There is a small courtyard behind the mountain. You can live there. You should have all your daily necessities. As for food, I will give you something later, and you will know how to live."
Liu Tangyuan sniffed, and suddenly remembered that the snow tiger he saw before would only turn into a human, and said, "There are animals in this mountain? They all turn into people?"
The old gentleman said: "Fairy beasts can transform into humans, and beast spirits can understand human language and can speak. Most of the mountains are ordinary animals. There is no fairy spirit in this place, and fairy beasts and beast spirits don't like to come here."
Liu Tangyuan said again: "Is it okay to eat meat?"
Laojun smiled and said, "Yes."
Liu Tangyuan: "Then what do you immortals usually eat?"
The old gentleman said: "Wine, spiritual water, occasionally some flat peaches and melons, some things provided by the Shanling House."
Liu Tangyuan thought in his heart that the food was really bad.
Laojun sent Liu Tangyuan here and wanted to pick a white cloud to leave, but Liu Tangyuan said suddenly: "Wait, Laojun, you just leave me here alone? I don't understand anything, what if someone A mindless beast has eaten me, and that's not the end."
Laojun thought it was reasonable, so he took out the Qiankun bag that he carried with him, and took out a tiger with black stripes on a white background. The tiger shook its fur and broke away from Laojun's hand, and instantly turned into a tiger on the ground. An exceptionally majestic big tiger, the tiger only bowed its head to Laojun on the ground, and bowed like the two tigers guarding the gate before; instead, it squinted at him with blue eyes, as if very proud.
Laojun pointed to the tiger on the ground and said to Liu Tangyuan: "This is an ownerless white tiger tiger spirit that I rescued a few days ago. I will stay here with you."
The tiger was sitting on the ground shaking its ears, but Liu Tangyuan didn't even look at it. Hearing this, his jaw almost dropped, and he looked at Laojun with tiger eyes in astonishment.
Liu Tangyuan glanced at the white tiger, leaned close to Laojun's ear and whispered: "This one is too big, if you accidentally shoot me into a meatloaf..."
Laojun thought for a while and found it reasonable, turned around and walked up to the white tiger, raised his hand and pointed, and the tiger instantly became a small white tiger the size of a cat.
The white tiger still couldn't react, and the wind was in a mess: "..."
But Laojun said to Liu Tangyuan: "I also put a magic talisman on him, he can't attack you, you can get along well with him, Laojun, I have something to do, let's go first."
Liu Tangyuan learned how to raise his hands in a bow, cupped his hands and said, "It's troublesome."
Laojun nodded, turned around and rode on the clouds.
The cat-sized white tiger finally came to his senses at this moment, but he was not a tiger fairy and could not ride the clouds, so he could only watch Laojun flying higher and higher and flew out of sight instantly.
The white tiger was not calm anymore. He looked at Liu Tangyuan with obvious hostility in his eyes. He instinctively squatted down, arched his back, and made a posture of attacking. At the same time, he opened his mouth to show his fangs, and roared——
"Meow……"
White Tiger: "..."
Liu Tangyuan sighed inwardly, knowing that the old man had made the white tiger smaller at the moment, he felt manic, but looking at the round white belly, soft short hair and four fat little paws, he felt very cute.
He picked up the tiger spirit who was still shocked by his screams, and walked around the mountain.
Liu Tangyuan stretched his waist and was about to turn over, but the mattress under him was softer than expected, like a ball of cotton.
Liu Tangyuan felt something was wrong, opened his eyes and sat up, but the sight that caught his eyes frightened him.
It was like being in an endless void, surrounded by white mist, and he was lying on a ball of white "cotton", and there was no one else around, it seemed that only himself, he stood up unbelievably, only then did he find himself The feet are also soft.
what happened?Is this a dream?Liu Tangyuan raised his hand and pinched himself resolutely, but the pain did not wake him up, he was still in this boundless void where his four eyes revealed whiteness.
Liu Tangyuan didn't understand what happened, shouldn't he be on the big bed in the hotel right now?What the hell is this place?
And the next second, an old voice suddenly appeared in the ear: "Are you awake?"
Liu Tangyuan was startled, turned around quickly, and saw an old man wearing a Taoist robe standing behind him. The old man's gray hair was tied up high with a hairpin, and his chin had a long white goatee beard, but his face was energetic and shiny, with a pair of His eyes were slightly squinted, revealing a kind of indifferent and detached majesty, and there was a faint smile on his lips.
Liu Tangyuan twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Who are you?"
The old man stood silently for a long time just waiting for Liu Tangyuan to ask this question. He coughed and said solemnly: "I am one of the three nobles in the sky, the Taoist Heavenly Venerable. You mortals call me Taishang Laojun." Laojun said He smiled and stroked his beard.
Liu Tangyuan was stunned for a moment, then nodded clearly after a while, understood, he turned his head and looked around, then leaned close to Laojun, and whispered in his ear: "Where is the filming? Where is the camera? Hey, you guys Which TV station? Is this some kind of prank show?" While talking, he tugged on Laojun's beard: "Hey, your beard looks real, and the glue is very professional."
Laojun: "..." Taishang Laojun was quite speechless, but as one of the Three Purities in the Immortal World, he couldn't get angry with a mere mortal, so he just said: "Cultivation is unreasonable."
Liu Tangyuan looked around and felt that the interior scene was quite similar, so he stood cooperatively and watched the changes.
Taishang Laojun knows that Liu Tangyuan does not believe that the human world has its own material conclusions and materialism. Many people do not believe in ghosts and gods, let alone the existence of gods. that's it.
So Laojun raised his arms, waved the wide sleeves of his Taoist robe in the air, and the white mist around the No.30 third-layer sky disappeared instantly, and then a majestic Taoist temple appeared in front of them, with the three gilded characters of morality shining ten thousand zhang The light almost blinded Liu Tangyuan's titanium alloy eyes.
Liu Tangyuan raised his hand to cover his eyes, thinking wow, now that the recording studio has such high-end and high-end equipment, the fog disappeared just like this, and the light was too bright, it was blinding to death.
Liu Tangyuan adapted to the light, and slowly moved his arms away, but saw a snow-white snow tiger lying in front of the door of the moral concept staircase. The two tigers were lying down, but when they saw the Taishang Laojun, they immediately stood up, with their claws outstretched. He lowered his body forward and shouted: "Laojun."
Liu Tangyuan was wondering where the dubbing staff was, when he saw one of the white tigers shaking its fur, standing up in the air with its hind paws supporting its body and its front paws, and then instantly turned into a white tiger with long hair tied in fluttering white clothes. He is a handsome young man with red hair, red lips and white teeth, and the mast and scull disappearing in smoke with a smile.
If Liu Tangyuan could comfort himself and say that this should be some kind of prank show trying to trick people, then now, his whole body has been shocked by the handsome white tiger, and he can see it clearly from such a close distance , that person was not conjured by magic at all, he was transformed by a tiger at all.
Liu Tangyuan was in a mess, and said to the old gentleman with unsteady steps: "You...you are really the old gentleman?! Are you a god?"
The handsome young man transformed into a snow tiger was raising his hand to bow to the old gentleman, when he heard Liu Tangyuan's words, he quickly stopped seriously, and said: "It's unreasonable!"
Seeing that Liu Tangyuan finally showed a shocked expression, the old gentleman was also satisfied at the moment, raised his hand and said, "It's okay." Then he showed a kind expression of "I'm a good man", and said to Liu Tangyuan: "In that case, then You should also know by now that you have transcended the Three Realms and ascended, right?"
Liu Tangyuan was stunned: "Wait, I'm not dead, why did I ascend?" More importantly, he didn't have any religious beliefs, so why did he ascend?
Laojun answered very cryptically, and then smiled and said: "If you get the Tao, you will naturally ascend." As he spoke, he flicked Kuanxiu again, and suddenly two white clouds floated under the feet of him and Liu Tangyuan, soaring high and towards the sky. 33 Chong Tianwai walked away.
Although Liu Tangyuan was still very shocked, but at the moment it was considered thorough. This is really not a TV station recording a program, he is a flying fairy!
But wait—
Liu Tangyuan cried bitterly and thought: "Didn't the Liu Tangyuan who flew into the world just disappear? What about his family, brothers and friends?! Besides, he is a rich second-generation local tyrant! He hasn't had time to enjoy life, What kind of fairy is Feisheng? Aren't his fathers going to cry to death knowing that he is gone??"
There is no wind in the heavens. Only when Xingjun, who is in charge of the wind and cloud, is on duty that day, there will be wind in the heavens, so even if you are floating quickly on the clouds, you can only feel a little bit of dispensable wind. move.
Liu Tangyuan and Laojun's cloud bucket landed on a fairy mountain. As soon as they stood still, Liu Tangyuan said to Laojun: "Wait a minute, I don't want to ascend, can you send me back?"
Laojun seemed to have known that he would say this a long time ago, so he was not curious at all. He just twirled his beard and said profoundly: "The lifespan of a mortal has an end, why are you obsessed with it? Besides, one day in the sky, one year in the world, You have been on this fairy mountain for 30 days, and it has been 30 years in the human world. By that time, your parents will die, and if you have the ability, you can naturally take them to heaven to enjoy themselves."
Liu Tangyuan was very speechless, but he still wanted to go back. Although he was curious about the life of the gods and surprised by his own ascension, he felt that this life should have a beginning and an end. Marry a wife and have children, support parents, and love younger siblings. There are indeed people in this world. Longing for eternal life, but in comparison, Liu Tangyuan prefers his family and close relatives.
Liu Tangyuan still wanted to refuse, but the old gentleman said: "Since you have ascended, naturally you can't go back."
Liu Tangyuan couldn't understand how he went to heaven for no reason, he thought for a while, and said, "Is there a Fallen Immortal in the sky?" Making a mistake and being demoted to the mortal world, this drama seems to be often played on TV.
But the old gentleman smiled deeply and said: "There has never been a saying of fallen immortals in this world, I have only heard of falling into ashes and disappearing in smoke."
Liu Tangyuan broke out in a cold sweat, be honest.
Only then did Liu Tangyuan have the time to look back at the place he was in, but to his surprise, this place was completely different from the morality of the fairy-like white cloud and wild crane just now. The mountains are green, there is a forest, and there are insects and birds in the distance.
Liu Tangyuan was stunned for a moment, and said, "What kind of place is this?"
Laojun regained his decent look, and said: "You ascended suddenly, and there is no record of your ascension at Si Ming Xingjun. If you are a fairy who ascended for no reason, I can also arrange one for you in the 33rd heaven." I have a job, but the problem is that you are now only a mortal body, not a fairy body, and you don’t have a fairy spirit. Although this place is a blessed land of fairyland, there are not many fairy spirits. It is similar to the ordinary mountain scenery in the world. It's a good place for you to live in."
Only now did Liu Tangyuan fully understand the embarrassment of his identity. He couldn't go back to the world but he wasn't a fairy, he was just an ordinary person living in the sky.
Liu Tangyuan was very speechless, but the old gentleman comforted him: "It's actually okay, the heavens are full of aura, and you start to practice immortality now, so the conditions have to be good or bad."
Liu Tangyuan raised his eyes and asked again: "Are you sure I can't go back?"
Laojun shook his head: "Sure."
Liu Tangyuan was very disappointed. He liked his family and his current life very much. He didn't think there was any good in cultivating immortals living in the sky alone.
Either sit and wait to die, and just hang around in the sky like this; or work hard in the sky, do a dick's counterattack, and take your family back to the sky; or find a big backer in the sky... No, as a pure-blood The local tyrant gold, the last idea is absolutely not allowed.
After thinking about it, Liu Tangyuan knew he could only do this for the time being. He nodded and said, "Is there anyone else on this mountain? Where do I live?"
The old gentleman said: "There is a small courtyard behind the mountain. You can live there. You should have all your daily necessities. As for food, I will give you something later, and you will know how to live."
Liu Tangyuan sniffed, and suddenly remembered that the snow tiger he saw before would only turn into a human, and said, "There are animals in this mountain? They all turn into people?"
The old gentleman said: "Fairy beasts can transform into humans, and beast spirits can understand human language and can speak. Most of the mountains are ordinary animals. There is no fairy spirit in this place, and fairy beasts and beast spirits don't like to come here."
Liu Tangyuan said again: "Is it okay to eat meat?"
Laojun smiled and said, "Yes."
Liu Tangyuan: "Then what do you immortals usually eat?"
The old gentleman said: "Wine, spiritual water, occasionally some flat peaches and melons, some things provided by the Shanling House."
Liu Tangyuan thought in his heart that the food was really bad.
Laojun sent Liu Tangyuan here and wanted to pick a white cloud to leave, but Liu Tangyuan said suddenly: "Wait, Laojun, you just leave me here alone? I don't understand anything, what if someone A mindless beast has eaten me, and that's not the end."
Laojun thought it was reasonable, so he took out the Qiankun bag that he carried with him, and took out a tiger with black stripes on a white background. The tiger shook its fur and broke away from Laojun's hand, and instantly turned into a tiger on the ground. An exceptionally majestic big tiger, the tiger only bowed its head to Laojun on the ground, and bowed like the two tigers guarding the gate before; instead, it squinted at him with blue eyes, as if very proud.
Laojun pointed to the tiger on the ground and said to Liu Tangyuan: "This is an ownerless white tiger tiger spirit that I rescued a few days ago. I will stay here with you."
The tiger was sitting on the ground shaking its ears, but Liu Tangyuan didn't even look at it. Hearing this, his jaw almost dropped, and he looked at Laojun with tiger eyes in astonishment.
Liu Tangyuan glanced at the white tiger, leaned close to Laojun's ear and whispered: "This one is too big, if you accidentally shoot me into a meatloaf..."
Laojun thought for a while and found it reasonable, turned around and walked up to the white tiger, raised his hand and pointed, and the tiger instantly became a small white tiger the size of a cat.
The white tiger still couldn't react, and the wind was in a mess: "..."
But Laojun said to Liu Tangyuan: "I also put a magic talisman on him, he can't attack you, you can get along well with him, Laojun, I have something to do, let's go first."
Liu Tangyuan learned how to raise his hands in a bow, cupped his hands and said, "It's troublesome."
Laojun nodded, turned around and rode on the clouds.
The cat-sized white tiger finally came to his senses at this moment, but he was not a tiger fairy and could not ride the clouds, so he could only watch Laojun flying higher and higher and flew out of sight instantly.
The white tiger was not calm anymore. He looked at Liu Tangyuan with obvious hostility in his eyes. He instinctively squatted down, arched his back, and made a posture of attacking. At the same time, he opened his mouth to show his fangs, and roared——
"Meow……"
White Tiger: "..."
Liu Tangyuan sighed inwardly, knowing that the old man had made the white tiger smaller at the moment, he felt manic, but looking at the round white belly, soft short hair and four fat little paws, he felt very cute.
He picked up the tiger spirit who was still shocked by his screams, and walked around the mountain.
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