Thrive in Catastrophe

Xiao Yan returned to his room, stood in front of the mirror and looked at himself in combat uniform. The black tights completely outlined his figure, and he could see the inverted triangle he was forming. Even if he didn't make a fist, his arms The muscles on his body are also faintly visible, he is no longer a weak chicken, but Wen En is right, his figure is not at all observable compared with other special forces.Silently taking off his combat uniform, Xiao Yan changed into the long-lost student uniform after taking a shower.Standing in front of the mirror, tidying up his collar, Xiao Yan thought for a while, but still buttoned the button on his neck, and pinched the bangs on his forehead with his fingers, which were much longer than when he first entered here.Forget it, this is not a promotion interview for the military department, it's just a striptease party, maybe when he goes to the restaurant, he will find that he is the only one in uniform.

Taking a breath, Xiao Yan came to the restaurant. The whole space was dark, and the smell of various alcohols permeated the air. The window where the meal was originally served was turned into a bar counter at some point, and the cups were filled with special-colored liquid. Pass it out the window.

All the tables have been moved to the wall, there are some snacks, but most of them are bartending.Only one-tenth of the officers of the Special Task Force are on rest today, and there are nearly a hundred of them including special forces, liaison officers, and researchers who are undergoing training.Major General Gordon was dancing in the center holding the hand of Liaison Officer Jessica.Jessica was almost clinging to Major General Gordon's arms, her knee brushed the other's calf from time to time, Major General Gordon smiled without changing his face under the deliberate provocation.

Xiao Yan looked around, and saw Wen En holding a wine glass with a smirk on his face, and Mark beside him who was not interested in these things.It wasn't until Liv patted Mark on the shoulder that the big stupid man smiled.Xiao Yan was about to step forward when suddenly a pair of arms embraced him from behind.The other party's head was pressed against Xiao Yan's back, and he said in a willful and pitiful voice: "You bastard!"

Slightly taken aback, Xiao Yan clasped the other's hand in a funny way, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, Casey!"

"I'm sorry, what's the use! I left so many messages for you in the communicator, have you replied to me?"

"Don't be angry, because I'm so tired! I almost fall asleep every time I go back to my room!"

Casey snorted softly, "Then why didn't you go back to sleep and went to some strip party instead? You're such a pervert!"

"Hey..." Xiao Yan smiled sheepishly, but subconsciously searched the crowd with his eyes, but he never saw Heine Burton.Xiao Yan sighed in his heart, Maya miscalculated, why didn't he think of such an event, wouldn't Heine Burton come at all?

The blues that had been slow all the time suddenly changed into passionate electronic music in an instant, and Xiao Yan couldn't recover from the quick change.The officers around had already clapped their hands and whistled.

Who knows who kicked a chair to the very center, and that chair stopped just right behind Major General Gordon.

Jessica pushed the major general on the seat, and the major general pulled off his collar sexyly with a clear expression, causing shouts from the surrounding people.

Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing out loud, he didn't expect Major General Gordon, who was always serious, to be so relaxed.At this time, Jessica twisted her waist and slowly loosened her military uniform jacket to the music.

The people around became even crazier.

Xiao Yan admired Gordon's concentration so much that in the end Jessica sat straddling him with only her underwear left, and he still looked at Jessica with an expression of admiring an elegant opera.

At the end of the song, Jessica got up, and the dim dining room brightened instantly. Everyone stared at Major General Gordon's pants, and when they found that there was no reaction they expected, everyone showed disappointment.

Someone shouted, "It turns out that the major general likes men—so he didn't respond to Jessica!"

Everyone booed together: "Major General! What type of man do you like!"

"Oh, if I tell you, will that person obediently lie on the bed and wait for me?" Major General Gordon's lower limit was unfathomable.

Casey and Xiao Yan watched from outside the crowd. Although Xiao Yan really wanted to step forward to see the major general's expression clearly, Casey beside him grabbed Xiao Yan and kept him away from them. Casey had always disliked Xiao Yan. To join in the fun.

"It's Lieutenant General Aiweier!" A certain quartermaster shouted, "Your Excellency the Major General likes to go to the Central Academy of Sciences to have Lieutenant General Aiweier's afternoon tea!"

It was just a joke, but it aroused the response of others.

"Go! Go and invite Lieutenant General Aiweier from the Central Academy of Sciences!" Maya shouted happily.

Xiao Yan's face was full of black lines, he thought that if he had known that your kid was going to make such a thing out, he must have locked the door and stayed in the room so he couldn't come out!

"Wait, is that Lieutenant General Ewell's performance or Major General Gordon's performance?" Mark showed his unusual neural circuit again.

"Hey, you can imagine Major General Gordon's figure no matter what you think about, but Lieutenant General Aiweier is more novel!" Winn also booed.

The dialogue between the special forces is developing in a direction with no lower limit.Several researchers looked at each other with embarrassed expressions.

"Haha, if you have the ability to find dear Ewell, I have the ability to make him undress!" Major General Gordon leaned on the back of the chair leisurely, while Jessica leaned against Major General Gordon coquettishly. .

Wen En suddenly yelled: "It's been a long time since you've been messing around, Major General, what you like is Lieutenant General Aiweier, a well-mannered and temperamental mature man!"

In an instant, the whole restaurant burst into laughter.The embarrassment of several researchers turned into anger. After all, they belonged to the Central Academy of Sciences, and Lieutenant General Aiweier was their leader. The dignified Lieutenant General was used by these special forces to make colorful jokes, and their dignity as researchers was hurt. , the group turned around angrily and wanted to leave the ball, but just before they reached the door of the restaurant, they were stopped by some special soldiers who were laughing.

"You... what do you want to do?"

"Such a passionate dance party, without you, there would be no fun!"

Someone set up a row of chairs in the center of the dining room, and several researchers shouted and struggled, but they were finally pressed on the chairs.Obviously, these special forces want to find a chance to have fun with these researchers they don't like.Whoever wants them to look serious and above the top, this group of lunatics will not let it go if they don't lose a layer of skin this time.

Casey grabbed Xiao Yan's wrist and quietly led him away from the crowd.Xiao Yan also retreated tacitly and came to a certain corner.

"What do you want to do!"

"We're going to the Military Disciplinary Office to sue you!"

The researchers who were forced to sit on the chairs panicked.

A special soldier directly straddled a certain researcher, brushed his fingers over his cheek, and teased: "What are you worried about! We won't kill you! You guys stay in the research room every day, too old-fashioned Come on, I need something fresh that you haven't experienced before to stimulate your blocked thinking!"

Major General Gordon got up slowly with his arms around Jessica, leaned down and looked at several terrified researchers jokingly, "Everyone enjoy the high-quality service of the special forces. It's not every day that you can see their dancing. Remember to ask Ewell The lieutenant general will convey my lofty respect to him!"

His Majesty the Major General showed everyone how high-end it is that "you can act like a hooligan even if you have a military order".

The hot dance of the special forces... Xiao Yan thought to himself that there were not many women in the entire special mission force, let alone those who were on rotation.Looking around except Liv did not see anyone else.

Sure enough, several male special forces soldiers in military uniforms walked towards them with smirks.

Xiao Yan silently lit candles for the researchers in his heart, especially when he saw the ambiguous expression on Maya's face, this guy became very playful and really didn't know how it would end.

At this moment, Major General Gordon, who had retreated into the crowd and was about to watch the show, suddenly said, "Hey, why didn't you see Xiao Yan? Why don't you let him enjoy your service so enthusiastically?"

Xiao Yan's shoulders trembled, and he shrank into the corner.

God!Major General Gordon, I have no grudges against you!Why are you playing with me at this time!

Everyone turned their heads and looked around.Although Xiao Yan did not have a military rank, he went on missions with Heine Burton's troops several times in succession. The most important thing was that he came back alive, and he became famous among the special mission forces.

Xiao Yan only hated himself for not inventing an invisible medicine so that everyone could not see him.

At this moment, someone went around his waist, lifted him up, and slapped his butt twice loudly.

"Found it! This guy is hiding here!"

Xiao Yan stared at the other party with wide eyes, this guy is either someone else or Maya!As if she didn't receive Xiao Yan's angry gaze, Maya laughed and walked towards the center of the restaurant.

"Xiao Yan!" Casey tried to pull Xiao Yan down. This kid was already strong. He and Maya held Xiao Yan's arm alone, and Xiao Yan's waist alone, so as not to tear him in half. Don't give up.

"Let go of him! You can enjoy the striptease of your special mission forces yourself! Why do you have to drag us!" Casey was very angry.

Unexpectedly, the two special forces from the two countries stepped forward and easily tore away Casey's hand.

"I said Lieutenant Colonel Casey, do you feel that the major general invited Xiao Yan but not you, so you feel left out? Don't worry, it will be your turn next time!"

"Maya! You lunatic! Xiao Yan doesn't like this! Let him go!"

As Casey got farther and farther away from Xiao Yan, the noise and uproar became louder, and Xiao Yan suddenly felt like his head was about to explode.

"Maya, stop playing! I really don't like these!" Xiao Yan lowered his voice.

Maya put Xiao Yan on the remaining seat and leaned down to cover his ear, "Don't you really want to know how much the Colonel tolerates you?"

Just as he got up, Xiao Yan grabbed Maya, "He's not here at all!"

Maya smiled inscrutably, and let go of Xiao Yan's hand very shamelessly.

The explosive dance music sounded, and with a beat of drums, the researchers in the chairs all shrugged their shoulders, as if they were facing a formidable enemy.Those special forces in military uniforms swayed to the music.

Xiao Yan's arm was tightly grasped by the people around him. The researchers held their breath, and even lowered their heads and closed their eyes, making up their minds not to look at anything.

Wen En shouted: "Hey! We dance for you to see, why are you closing your eyes so tightly!"

Everyone laughed again.

Xiao Yan gritted his teeth in his heart, Maya, please remember!I will take good care of your hair!

At this time, the special forces had already arrived in front of them.Xiao Yan, who was bowing his head, was forced to raise his head by pinching his chin. The other party intentionally sprayed his breath on Xiao Yan's face, and brushed his fingers provocatively across his neck, hooking his collar.

Xiao Yan really regretted it this time, he shouldn't have listened to Wen En's nonsense, he should have come in his combat uniform, no matter what student uniform he was wearing, and let's see how these guys take off his combat uniform!

"Baby, can't you learn from Major General Gordon, calm down?" A playful voice sounded.

Xiao Yan raised his head and met a pair of smiling eyes.The other person's appearance is not outstanding, he belongs to the type who is immediately forgotten in the crowd, but Xiao Yan remembers him, he is one of Heine's subordinates, his name is Tolle.Immediately, Xiao Yan felt relieved.No matter how crazy Hai Yin's subordinates are, they will not exceed the bottom line.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, isn't it just a striptease?It's not like I haven't seen it before when I went to the bar with other contemporaries to go crazy. At that time, I could still enjoy the booing with great interest, and I was thinking about it. Why is it so chaotic at this time?Seeing Major General Gordon enjoy it without changing his face, and the special forces perform in person, what a novel experience, maybe I will never see it again in this life!

Xiao Yan opened his eyes wide. The bodies of the men in front of him were wrapped in officer uniforms. Although they didn't completely outline the body lines like combat uniforms, they had another sense of restraint power.Whether it's the movement of the arms waving, the knees deliberately sliding down against Xiao Yan's arms, or even the rhythm of stepping on the feet, they are completely different from Jessica's charming temptation.Xiao Yan's heart beat with the other's beat, and the ordinary-looking man in front of him instantly became extremely attractive.His eyes followed involuntarily, and after letting go of all his reserve, Xiao Yan found that he could look at all these things as freely and freely as Major General Gordon.

Toller tore off his collar, exposing his collarbone and half of his chest, and followed the rhythm with a crotch swing, so chic that people couldn't look away.Xiao Yan thought to himself that if he was a woman, he would be impatient to show his red lips.

What a great opportunity to learn!

Xiao Yan nodded along with the rhythm, his attitude attracted the favor of other special forces, everyone danced in front of him, half-jokingly tore off Xiao Yan's fastened collar, and even dragged him up to dance together In less than 3 minutes, all the buttons on Xiao Yan's front had been undone, the belt was gone, and the trousers of the uniform hung loosely on the waist and were precarious. Although these guys have been sticking to Xiao Yan, they are very measured. No one continued.

As Xiao Yan became their focus, the other researchers showed expressions of relief.

At the end of the song, Xiao Yan was surrounded by special forces. These guys put blood on their swords all day long, and they were ruthless when performing tasks, and they became even crazier when they played.Xiao Yan seemed to be a human sofa, almost every special soldier came to Xiao Yan with a wine glass, sat on his lap for a while to tease him deliberately, or hooked his chin to drink down the wine, Xiao Yan was choked several times mouth, a face that was so red that it was about to burn.But the more he is like this, the more cute these guys think he is.Tolle lifted Xiao Yan up from the chair and turned around a few times. Xiao Yan became dizzy and really wanted to vomit.

"Hey! Let's go on a mission together next time!" Tole laughed heartily.

Xiao Yan was picked up by another guy, he put his arms around his waist and gave a slow shake, the slower the movement, the more sexy and seductive he looks to outsiders, and before he knew it, he drank another glass of mixed wine, Xiao Yan only felt that he was Walk the clouds.

In Casey's eyes, Xiao Yan seemed to be the fat that the special forces were about to eat, and his angry shouts were drowned in the noise.Major General Gordon came to Casey with his arms around Jessica, and lowered his head amusedly.

"Lieutenant Colonel, you're too serious. Look at Xiao Yan, he's getting along with everyone..."

"Together?" Casey's voice rose, "If any one of them lacks restraint, they can kill Xiao Yan!"

"But people who lack restraint cannot join the special task force." Major General Gordon's voice was extremely clear amidst the noise, like an ice edge falling into a boiling flame.

At this moment, Maya pushed aside the crowd and helped Xiao Yan up, "Hey! Hey! Brothers! Just accept it! Otherwise, this guy will make you feel better if he vomits all over you!"

The special soldiers surrounding Xiao Yan laughed and dispersed.

Maya picked Xiao Yan up, and Mark followed behind and shouted: "Hey! This guy is trying to save face. If you carry him like this, he will fight you desperately when he wakes up!"

As soon as these words came out, there was another burst of laughter.

"Then he must be able to fight me!"

Maya winked at the furious lieutenant colonel as she passed Casey.Casey wanted to step forward, but he didn't trust any special forces at all, but he was helplessly pressed down, and he was about to become the protagonist of the second strip show.

The sliding door of the dining room opened, and the air without any alcohol poured into Xiao Yan's chest cavity. He raised his eyes and saw Maya's chin.Although he was dizzy, it didn't mean that he was unconscious.

"Let me...down..."

"Are you sure you can walk?" Maya asked with a teasing smile.

"...It's better than being hugged by you..." Xiao Yan insisted on this.

Maya put Xiao Yan down, and just as soon as he landed, Xiao Yan's legs were weak and he almost fell.

"Hey, look at your face is flushed, your uniform is in disarray, and your legs are weak. If you don't know, you might think that I abducted you to roll the sheets!"

Maya easily lifted Xiao Yan up, and supported him to walk slowly in the aisle.

"This doesn't seem to be the direction to go back...to my room..." Xiao Yan frowned.

"Hehe, it seems that I should drink you a few more glasses."

Xiao Yan wanted to turn around, but Maya pressed his shoulders and continued to walk forward.

"I want to vomit..." Xiao Yan's stomach turned violently, and he covered his mouth.

"Hold on, there is a toilet in the training room in front, you can spit it out."

Maya quickened her pace and came to the door of a training room.The moment the sliding door opened, Xiao Yan rushed in regardless of 21. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a shooting training room, which was different from the place where Xiao Yan had been training. Spit it out.

"Hey—you bastard!" Maya grabbed Xiao Yan by the collar and pulled him towards the bathroom.

Xiao Yan lowered his head and vomited out all the contents in his stomach, and he became more awake.

"What's going on." The cold voice penetrated into the depths of the brain along the air.

Xiao Yan's shoulders stiffened slightly, and Maya, who was half kneeling beside him, turned around and replied, "Boss, are you still here?"

At this time, Heine Burton was wearing special shooting goggles, his hair was combed back, revealing a smooth and elegant forehead, and he was holding a gun in his hand, standing at the door, his expression as indifferent as ever.

"Hehe...Xiao Yan drank too much at Major General Gordon's birthday party." Maya pulled Xiao Yan up, Xiao Yan staggered two steps, and stood still very seriously.

Hai Yin stared at Maya without moving, and Xiao Yan suddenly admired Maya's concentration. If ordinary people were looked at by Hai Yin like this, they might not be able to bear it long ago.

"Uh...he was completely confused after he was drunk, and came to the training room, just as he couldn't help but want to vomit...so..."

Xiao Yan beat Maya into a pig's head in his heart, I couldn't tell the direction?Shall I go to the training room?Can't you still stop me?For the second time, Xiao Yan regretted that he didn't study any invisible medicine, even if it was the same size as the tip of a needle, he wanted to hide in it.

"Clean it up." Heine didn't say anything, and turned back to the shooting position.

The oppressive atmosphere was relieved, Xiao Yan let out a breath, and kicked Maya.

"Hey, clean up what you vomit yourself."

"I can't move..." Xiao Yan sat down directly against the wall of the bathroom, the subtext in his eyes was "The colonel didn't even look at me".

Maya sighed resignedly, took out the cleaning machine, pinched her nose and cleaned up what Xiao Yan spit out.At this time, Hein was still holding the gun, and his simulated shooting results were impeccable.At this time, Maya's communicator rang. It was Jessica, the liaison officer. The other party urged Maya to go back to the restaurant. Don't forget that his duty is to protect the major general.Maya looked at Heine in embarrassment. The other party was adjusting the simulation environment settings, and there was no tendency to move her footsteps.

Rubbing her nose, Maya came to the bathroom, squatted down in front of Xiao Yan who was leaning against the wall, and whispered, "Hey, brother, the bathroom is not a good place to sleep."

Xiao Yan snorted softly.

Maya sighed and got up, and came behind Heine, but in less than a minute, the other party completed another mock test.

"Well, boss... Jessica urged me to go back..."

Heine put the gun back where it was, and turned around, "Do you know what mistakes you made?"

Maya froze slightly, then put away her indifferent expression.

"I know."

"Say."

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The author has something to say: Xiao Yan: ...Maya, why did you get me drunk?

Xiao Yan: ...

Fat Winter Melon: In the next chapter, Xiao Yan overwhelmed the colonel, and was overwhelmed by the colonel again.