My furries are big guys
Chapter 1
"Let's go, let's go, this garbage planet, it's hard to breathe for a second!"
"Is it really okay? I think he looks like he's half dead!"
"An abandoned son expelled by the family, it doesn't matter if he dies. Who told him to be so brazen and want to hook up with Li Yongyong? Is the Cao family so talkative? Look at this is the end!"
"Tsk, that's right! What's the use of having a good face? If you have no power or influence, you'll be thrown away!"
"Okay, let's go! Stop the ink!"
"Okay, here we come!"
……
When Ji Ci woke up in a daze, what he heard were words full of disdain and disdain. He opened his eyes in a little confusion, and saw an aircraft whizzing past in front of him, and then it changed more and more. The smaller it was, it disappeared into the vast white clouds.
Jici:? ? ?
Was it because he was blown out of his mind by the typhoon and had problems with his eyes?
Otherwise, how could such a thing that only appears in the interstellar world be imagined.
He rubbed his eyes and turned his head around before realizing that he seemed to be still lying on the ground.
Ji Ci:? ? ?what's the situation?
He quickly got up and looked around, his small body was full of big questions.
Is this endless courtyard, this luxurious duplex villa that can only be seen on TV, is it true?
Or, he was too eager to get rich, so in his dream, he imagined a luxurious villa for himself to comfort his hungry little heart? !
It's just such a big yard, why doesn't a blade of grass grow?Bare, not even a trace of greenery, not even a weed, is his dream too sloppy?
As a native of China, Ji Ci perfectly inherited the lineage of Shennong in China. When he saw the land, he wanted to plant it. Whether it was growing flowers, vegetables or grain, in short, wherever there was land, there was his figure of farming.
Seeing such a large piece of land waiting for him now, he really rubbed the fly's legs excitedly, feeling like winning a lottery.
It's just that he was in a dream, and it seemed that no matter how excited he was, it was useless.
Just when Ji Ci was feeling a little depressed, he suddenly saw the door of the villa open, and a pink, round-headed thing that just reached his waist looked like a robot walking towards him.
Jici:? ? ?
Wow, did he really have an interstellar dream?
"Hi master, welcome to Junk Planet, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
The robot speaks a loli voice, and its body will flash pink light while speaking.
The legendary pink bubble floated in the air with the opening and closing of its mouth.
Ji Ci: ...
He subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch the bubbles, and murmured, "My dream is amazing, and I can suddenly make up these things."
"Master, are you awake? This is not a dream! My name is Pink Paopao, and I am the robot steward of the owner of this planet. Three days ago, the former manager gave this planet to the master, so the master became My new master."
Ji Ci looked at Fen Paopao's round body and couldn't help but hahahaha, "Actually, the planet owner or something doesn't fit my temperament at all. I think it's good for me to be a landlord. So why is my dream not a dream? Where is my host?"
Ji Ci rubbed his chin, thinking this was a problem.
Pink Bubble looked at the owner in this situation, and was very impatient. It is a generation of robots on this garbage planet. Because the planet is too backward and poor, even if this planet has a planet owner, the planet owner does not take this planet seriously. superior.
It has stayed here alone for decades, always looking forward to the day when the planet owner can remember this humble planet and be able to reuse it.
And now, it's finally here.
Although the owner looks silly, it doesn't matter, Pink Bubbles will help the owner improve his IQ.
Ji Ci looked at the pink round robot in front of him, a little greedy, and couldn't help reaching out to touch it. In the next second, he felt an instant electric shock.
He withdrew his hand and jumped three feet high, "??? You still leak electricity?"
Pink Bubble's metal eyes were bent into a crescent shape, "Of course not, this is a small electric shock, which can wake up the master and stimulate the development of the master's cells."
Jici:? ? ?
Just when he was thinking about how real this dream was, and that he still felt like getting an electric shock, he was suddenly shocked, and countless memories flooded in like a tide, out of control, and almost drowned him.
And Ji Ci, who had absorbed all the memories, was dumbfounded, as if he had become the second idiot of the landlord's family, and just kept his eyes empty, as if he was feeling the unbearable pain of life.
Seeing this, Pink Bubble panicked. It knew that its owner was not a beast-shaped human, but a weak and ordinary normal interstellar human, so the strength of the electric shock was only for tickling.
Fen Pao Pao's mouth deflated, and she also wanted to cry.
Ji Ci's heart hurts so much that he can't breathe.
During the typhoon, he thought that the flowers and plants planted in his yard would be life-threatening, so he went out in the heavy rain to move them back to the house, but suddenly a gust of wind blew away Ji Ci.
At that time, Ji Ci was in a daze, are you serious?
When he opened his eyes again, he came here. He thought he was dreaming, but unexpectedly, it was not a dream. After he was blown away by the typhoon and died, he inexplicably passed through the stars and possessed the body of the person with the same name and surname as himself.
And the other party is an inconspicuous member of the Ji family of this interstellar third-rate family.
He has an outstanding appearance, but a weak personality.
Some time ago, I met Li Yongyong, a phoenix man from the slums. He was gentle and considerate, put him first in everything, held him in his hands, and treated him like a little princess, so that the original body who had been bullied and neglected in the family could fully understand her. Experience what it means to be loved and what it means to be happy.
In this way, relying on the relationship of his original body, Phoenix Man successfully squeezed into the upper-class circle. At a banquet, he perfectly met a lady from a second-rate family——Cao Xuerong.
In the following story, Ji Ci didn't need to go through his memory to know that the phoenix man hooked up with someone richer and more powerful than the original body, so he naturally severed any relationship with the original body without saying a word.
In fact, it proved that Ji Ci was right. The phoenix man Li Yongyong unilaterally broke up with the original body and disappeared without a trace.
The original body was in great pain, and when he learned by chance that the other party was actually going to be engaged to Cao Xuerong of the Cao family, he was so distraught that he summoned up the greatest courage in his life to hold an engagement banquet.
But the scumbag beat him up and accused him of being seduced by the original body.
Things got out of hand, the Cao family was furious, and the Ji family lost face.
In order to appease the Cao family's anger, the poor Yuanshen was expelled by the Ji family from the imperial planet to this garbage planet.
The garbage planet lives up to its name, poor and barren, with only disease and pain.
The previous owner of the planet, the owner of the Ji family, didn't even remember that he had this planet.
Although the Ji family knew about the relationship between Ji Ci and Li Yongyong, but now Li Yongyong climbed up to the Cao family, they were disgusted, and there was nothing they could do.
On the contrary, they still feel that the original body is too useless to cause such a situation.
The Patriarch of the Ji family saw that the original body was so miserable, so he conveniently gave him this planet as compensation for expelling him from the Ji family.
Jici:? ? ?
Grass, it seems to be very benevolent and moral!
And the original body died of depression because of this series of blows.
Ji Ci: ...
So, is it because the land is not beautiful or the flowers are not fragrant?What kind of love are you talking about? !
The most terrible thing is, why did he become the original body?
Holy shit!
Ji Ci wept bitterly, thinking of the flowers and plants in his yard being left unattended, he felt heartbroken.
At this moment, the body that hadn't eaten for several days because of sadness also sent out a distress alarm, "Googoogoo——"
Ji Cimiao turned into a sad frog, looking at Fen Paopao sadly, "I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?"
Pink Bubble's metal eyes lit up, she nodded immediately, moved her chubby body, and happily walked towards the villa.
And this villa that was originally refined by Ji Ci's lemons, compared with the extended, widened and enlarged version of the castle-like house of Ji's family in his memory, Ji Ci can only smile and cry.
What is a room compared to a room, so mad at the room!
In China, every inch of gold is every inch of land, but in Interstellar, as long as you have money, as long as you want, this planet can be your home alone.
Ji Ci silently clutched his chest, thinking, he should be happy that he suddenly changed from penniless renting a house to a planetary owner with such a luxurious villa.
After all, in Huaguo, he had struggled all his life, and he might only be able to afford a toilet in a villa.
If you don't say anything, you will be tears if you say too much.
At this moment, Fen Bubble happily brought the nutrient solution from the kitchen, handed it to Ji Ci, looked expectantly and said, "Master, drink the nutrient solution."
Ji Ci looked at the green nutrient solution in front of him, and couldn't help swallowing nervously: "That's it? That's it? It's all green, are you sure it hasn't expired?"
Fen Paopao shook her head and said, "There is no expiration date, and the nutrient solution has a shelf life of 100 years."
Ji Ci: ...
He looked at the nutrient solution in his hand, wondering for a moment whether he should praise the shelf life of interstellar food.
Stomach growling kept coming, Ji Ci's muscles were weak from hunger, his eyes turned green, he thought, the robot said it's okay, then it must be OK, he's starved to death, don't care about it so much.
So he took off the stopper and drank the nutrient solution in one gulp.
Then in the next second, Ji Ci: "... vomit, vomit, vomit!!!"
He was wrong, he took back the sentence that it is good to be here, just because of the taste of this nutrient solution, he couldn't survive.
What kind of smell is it? It's like the smell of stinky tofu mixed with swill, and the fragrance of snail powder added, lingering around the tip of the nose and wrapping the mouth, he almost had difficulty breathing, so he went there on the spot.
Fen Bubble turned pale with shock: "Master, what's wrong with you, Master? I've checked the expiration date, and it's only three years before it expires. It's fine to eat!"
Ji Ci: ... Then really thank you!
"Is it really okay? I think he looks like he's half dead!"
"An abandoned son expelled by the family, it doesn't matter if he dies. Who told him to be so brazen and want to hook up with Li Yongyong? Is the Cao family so talkative? Look at this is the end!"
"Tsk, that's right! What's the use of having a good face? If you have no power or influence, you'll be thrown away!"
"Okay, let's go! Stop the ink!"
"Okay, here we come!"
……
When Ji Ci woke up in a daze, what he heard were words full of disdain and disdain. He opened his eyes in a little confusion, and saw an aircraft whizzing past in front of him, and then it changed more and more. The smaller it was, it disappeared into the vast white clouds.
Jici:? ? ?
Was it because he was blown out of his mind by the typhoon and had problems with his eyes?
Otherwise, how could such a thing that only appears in the interstellar world be imagined.
He rubbed his eyes and turned his head around before realizing that he seemed to be still lying on the ground.
Ji Ci:? ? ?what's the situation?
He quickly got up and looked around, his small body was full of big questions.
Is this endless courtyard, this luxurious duplex villa that can only be seen on TV, is it true?
Or, he was too eager to get rich, so in his dream, he imagined a luxurious villa for himself to comfort his hungry little heart? !
It's just such a big yard, why doesn't a blade of grass grow?Bare, not even a trace of greenery, not even a weed, is his dream too sloppy?
As a native of China, Ji Ci perfectly inherited the lineage of Shennong in China. When he saw the land, he wanted to plant it. Whether it was growing flowers, vegetables or grain, in short, wherever there was land, there was his figure of farming.
Seeing such a large piece of land waiting for him now, he really rubbed the fly's legs excitedly, feeling like winning a lottery.
It's just that he was in a dream, and it seemed that no matter how excited he was, it was useless.
Just when Ji Ci was feeling a little depressed, he suddenly saw the door of the villa open, and a pink, round-headed thing that just reached his waist looked like a robot walking towards him.
Jici:? ? ?
Wow, did he really have an interstellar dream?
"Hi master, welcome to Junk Planet, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
The robot speaks a loli voice, and its body will flash pink light while speaking.
The legendary pink bubble floated in the air with the opening and closing of its mouth.
Ji Ci: ...
He subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch the bubbles, and murmured, "My dream is amazing, and I can suddenly make up these things."
"Master, are you awake? This is not a dream! My name is Pink Paopao, and I am the robot steward of the owner of this planet. Three days ago, the former manager gave this planet to the master, so the master became My new master."
Ji Ci looked at Fen Paopao's round body and couldn't help but hahahaha, "Actually, the planet owner or something doesn't fit my temperament at all. I think it's good for me to be a landlord. So why is my dream not a dream? Where is my host?"
Ji Ci rubbed his chin, thinking this was a problem.
Pink Bubble looked at the owner in this situation, and was very impatient. It is a generation of robots on this garbage planet. Because the planet is too backward and poor, even if this planet has a planet owner, the planet owner does not take this planet seriously. superior.
It has stayed here alone for decades, always looking forward to the day when the planet owner can remember this humble planet and be able to reuse it.
And now, it's finally here.
Although the owner looks silly, it doesn't matter, Pink Bubbles will help the owner improve his IQ.
Ji Ci looked at the pink round robot in front of him, a little greedy, and couldn't help reaching out to touch it. In the next second, he felt an instant electric shock.
He withdrew his hand and jumped three feet high, "??? You still leak electricity?"
Pink Bubble's metal eyes were bent into a crescent shape, "Of course not, this is a small electric shock, which can wake up the master and stimulate the development of the master's cells."
Jici:? ? ?
Just when he was thinking about how real this dream was, and that he still felt like getting an electric shock, he was suddenly shocked, and countless memories flooded in like a tide, out of control, and almost drowned him.
And Ji Ci, who had absorbed all the memories, was dumbfounded, as if he had become the second idiot of the landlord's family, and just kept his eyes empty, as if he was feeling the unbearable pain of life.
Seeing this, Pink Bubble panicked. It knew that its owner was not a beast-shaped human, but a weak and ordinary normal interstellar human, so the strength of the electric shock was only for tickling.
Fen Pao Pao's mouth deflated, and she also wanted to cry.
Ji Ci's heart hurts so much that he can't breathe.
During the typhoon, he thought that the flowers and plants planted in his yard would be life-threatening, so he went out in the heavy rain to move them back to the house, but suddenly a gust of wind blew away Ji Ci.
At that time, Ji Ci was in a daze, are you serious?
When he opened his eyes again, he came here. He thought he was dreaming, but unexpectedly, it was not a dream. After he was blown away by the typhoon and died, he inexplicably passed through the stars and possessed the body of the person with the same name and surname as himself.
And the other party is an inconspicuous member of the Ji family of this interstellar third-rate family.
He has an outstanding appearance, but a weak personality.
Some time ago, I met Li Yongyong, a phoenix man from the slums. He was gentle and considerate, put him first in everything, held him in his hands, and treated him like a little princess, so that the original body who had been bullied and neglected in the family could fully understand her. Experience what it means to be loved and what it means to be happy.
In this way, relying on the relationship of his original body, Phoenix Man successfully squeezed into the upper-class circle. At a banquet, he perfectly met a lady from a second-rate family——Cao Xuerong.
In the following story, Ji Ci didn't need to go through his memory to know that the phoenix man hooked up with someone richer and more powerful than the original body, so he naturally severed any relationship with the original body without saying a word.
In fact, it proved that Ji Ci was right. The phoenix man Li Yongyong unilaterally broke up with the original body and disappeared without a trace.
The original body was in great pain, and when he learned by chance that the other party was actually going to be engaged to Cao Xuerong of the Cao family, he was so distraught that he summoned up the greatest courage in his life to hold an engagement banquet.
But the scumbag beat him up and accused him of being seduced by the original body.
Things got out of hand, the Cao family was furious, and the Ji family lost face.
In order to appease the Cao family's anger, the poor Yuanshen was expelled by the Ji family from the imperial planet to this garbage planet.
The garbage planet lives up to its name, poor and barren, with only disease and pain.
The previous owner of the planet, the owner of the Ji family, didn't even remember that he had this planet.
Although the Ji family knew about the relationship between Ji Ci and Li Yongyong, but now Li Yongyong climbed up to the Cao family, they were disgusted, and there was nothing they could do.
On the contrary, they still feel that the original body is too useless to cause such a situation.
The Patriarch of the Ji family saw that the original body was so miserable, so he conveniently gave him this planet as compensation for expelling him from the Ji family.
Jici:? ? ?
Grass, it seems to be very benevolent and moral!
And the original body died of depression because of this series of blows.
Ji Ci: ...
So, is it because the land is not beautiful or the flowers are not fragrant?What kind of love are you talking about? !
The most terrible thing is, why did he become the original body?
Holy shit!
Ji Ci wept bitterly, thinking of the flowers and plants in his yard being left unattended, he felt heartbroken.
At this moment, the body that hadn't eaten for several days because of sadness also sent out a distress alarm, "Googoogoo——"
Ji Cimiao turned into a sad frog, looking at Fen Paopao sadly, "I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?"
Pink Bubble's metal eyes lit up, she nodded immediately, moved her chubby body, and happily walked towards the villa.
And this villa that was originally refined by Ji Ci's lemons, compared with the extended, widened and enlarged version of the castle-like house of Ji's family in his memory, Ji Ci can only smile and cry.
What is a room compared to a room, so mad at the room!
In China, every inch of gold is every inch of land, but in Interstellar, as long as you have money, as long as you want, this planet can be your home alone.
Ji Ci silently clutched his chest, thinking, he should be happy that he suddenly changed from penniless renting a house to a planetary owner with such a luxurious villa.
After all, in Huaguo, he had struggled all his life, and he might only be able to afford a toilet in a villa.
If you don't say anything, you will be tears if you say too much.
At this moment, Fen Bubble happily brought the nutrient solution from the kitchen, handed it to Ji Ci, looked expectantly and said, "Master, drink the nutrient solution."
Ji Ci looked at the green nutrient solution in front of him, and couldn't help swallowing nervously: "That's it? That's it? It's all green, are you sure it hasn't expired?"
Fen Paopao shook her head and said, "There is no expiration date, and the nutrient solution has a shelf life of 100 years."
Ji Ci: ...
He looked at the nutrient solution in his hand, wondering for a moment whether he should praise the shelf life of interstellar food.
Stomach growling kept coming, Ji Ci's muscles were weak from hunger, his eyes turned green, he thought, the robot said it's okay, then it must be OK, he's starved to death, don't care about it so much.
So he took off the stopper and drank the nutrient solution in one gulp.
Then in the next second, Ji Ci: "... vomit, vomit, vomit!!!"
He was wrong, he took back the sentence that it is good to be here, just because of the taste of this nutrient solution, he couldn't survive.
What kind of smell is it? It's like the smell of stinky tofu mixed with swill, and the fragrance of snail powder added, lingering around the tip of the nose and wrapping the mouth, he almost had difficulty breathing, so he went there on the spot.
Fen Bubble turned pale with shock: "Master, what's wrong with you, Master? I've checked the expiration date, and it's only three years before it expires. It's fine to eat!"
Ji Ci: ... Then really thank you!
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