[Rebirth] King of Theater

After obtaining Mrs. Sylvie's consent (it's not too difficult, just agree to hand in the manuscript fee), Al finally wrote this matter in a different way, and submitted it to the magazine "Laughing", and, was successfully published.

Regarding this, he was still a little confused deep in his heart: "Where did I lose in my "Spaghetti Family"?"

But no matter what, at least he completed the task and did not smash his own brand of a young genius.

Of course, the newly submitted "Madame X's Love" is the same as the novel "Cause of the Head...", it has also been changed beyond recognition, and the prototype of the real character is basically invisible.

Moreover, because it is a short story, the content has also been reduced a lot.

Al also didn't write about Taber's extremely dark and shameless tricks in detail, but instead made him much stupider for comic effect.

The general content is that a thief wants to rob a beautiful woman, but by chance, he finds out that this beautiful woman is actually a rich widow (wealthy, beautiful, etc., always give the mother some artistic decoration).So, the thief had an idea and planned to change his face and cheat the widow of her money in the name of pursuit.

But in the process of defrauding, because the widow was born in a poor family in her early years, she was used to saving money everywhere, and she didn't know any luxury goods at all. Even if she was in love, she was only willing to give ten fried eggs.

In the end, the liar couldn't take it anymore, he tore his face, revealed his ferocious side, and planned to rob him.Unexpectedly, the widow was so strong that she cried and took out a machete from the kitchen.So, happy to hear and see to kill liars.

Al designed the whole novel with a compact structure, witty sentences, and twists and turns in the plot.

For example, first the thief was lying in ambush and was about to rob. When everyone thought it was going to be bad, Mrs. X suddenly took out a lot of money and accidentally exposed her identity as a rich widow; then, the thief turned into a liar and tried everything possible Liaring Madam's money, when everyone thought he was going to cheat successfully, Madam X brought out ten fried eggs in a hard and simple manner; in the end, when the liar was furious and everyone thought he was going to be doomed this time, Madam X Crying and pulling out the machete.

Countless readers were nervous and funny when they read this novel, and burst into bursts of laughter when they saw the climax.

Moreover, the editor-in-chief of "Laughing Heartily" also found a master who specializes in funny pictures, and drew several particularly ridiculous pictures in a row, all of which were exaggerated pictures of Mrs. X and the liar confronting each other. For example, the last scene In the picture, the thin and petite Mrs. X raised a machete bigger than her body while crying, and the obviously strong liar knelt down in a daze.The contrast between the two phases and the sense of contrast made the readers laugh again.

What is particularly amazing is that after reading the novel, readers actually like this confused, beautiful, gentle, rich widow Mrs. X who always acts unexpectedly. Machete, ready to fight a liar is also very cute, and even her decadent and pedantic traditional concepts make everyone feel very down-to-earth, and at the same time, they are also very meaningful.

Al sorted through a pile of letters from readers, and maliciously found all those letters that praised Mrs. X, and used them as extracurricular reading materials for Mrs. Sylvie, who was learning to read: "Mom, these are letters that praise Mrs. X." Mrs. X, that is, the letter written by the character based on you, here it is!"

For the time being, Mrs. Sylvie, who couldn't figure out that the characters in the story were actually very different from herself and couldn't be compared at all, believed it.

She immediately scratched her heart to know the content, and urged anxiously: "Quickly read it to me, what did they praise me for?"

"Aren't you just learning to recognize characters? It just so happens that there is a dictionary over there, let's look it up."

"Damn bastard! That's what you did to your mother!"

Al walked away without listening.

Mrs. Sylvie was furious: "Al!"

But she couldn't do anything about her eldest son, so she had to hold the dictionary sullenly and looked it up word by word.

It was such a pain to check.

It happened that John was out of school, so she immediately called her second son over to help him read the letter.

John held the letter paper, scratched his head and read: "...Mrs. X is a...Mom, I don't know this word. Madam is very interesting. Madam holds a knife. I didn't learn this in class. Madam fought with thieves, uh, do not know……"

"Ahhhh!" Mrs. Sylvie was furious: "Okay! God damn it, you need to be beaten up, don't tell me your elder brother wants to beat you up! You've been studying for so long for nothing, and you just learned like this ?”

"The teacher said that I have made great progress." John hurriedly argued.

"But you can't even read a letter, you have a P progress." Mrs. Sylvie shouted angrily.

"You can't blame me, I will learn it slowly sooner or later, you don't know any of them!"

"Bah! I haven't been to school. If I go to school, I can learn faster than you."

The two mothers and sons turned against each other because of a letter from a reader.

"Hey, what's so difficult about literacy?" Al passed by the mother and son with a blank expression, very puzzled.

Next, Mrs. Jones fulfilled her promise.

When another banquet was held, she invited Al to read it to everyone in public.

Al has been performing a talk show at home recently (in reading class), but he didn't realize it for a while, so he habitually followed that routine.

Everyone present was taken aback when they heard it.

You know, at Mrs. Jones's banquet, there are often excellent artists who will show their works in public.

On the one hand, it is to provide some entertainment and topics for the banquet; on the other hand, it is also a way to sell in disguise and build up one's own reputation.

But basically, everyone has a fixed routine.

For example, poets will recite their own poems with great emotion; sculptors and painters are simpler, and they bring their works directly for everyone to see; There are a little more tricks to play, and it's just bringing an actor (usually a female partner) over, singing a song written and composed by myself in public, and so on.

Unexpectedly, this time a different painting style came.

Obviously, it should be a writer reciting a work...

In the end, when he stopped there, he gave everyone a single sentence: [A long time ago, someone told me that women are really admirable and terrifying existences. Guess what I said? ]

Everyone was dumbfounded, Qiqi looked at him suspiciously!

[I am like this. ]

After finishing speaking, the black-haired and green-eyed boy squatted down, covered his mouth and laughed wildly: [Hahaha——! ]

But I just laughed for about ten seconds.

He stood up again, his face changed, and his laughter stopped suddenly: [Until I met Mrs. X. ]

Mrs. Jones and everyone present were stunned for a moment. After a while, they laughed in response, and some people applauded.

Al then talked about Mrs. X's story with eloquence, and as he told it vividly, a wave of laughter broke out in the hall from time to time.

When he squeezed his throat to imitate the voice of Mrs. X in the novel, he screamed: [Ah!Ten fried eggs, very expensive! ]

For a moment, the audience burst into laughter.

Al was very calm.

Without changing his face, he continued to finish the story unhurriedly. When Mrs. X was forced to cry and raised the machete, he shouted [I have always been the most honest and dutiful good Woman], while desperately chasing down that liar...

Everyone in the hall was already laughing up and down.

Several people who drank red wine directly sprayed out the wine.

But at this time, Al could still look at everyone with those green eyes inexplicably: [Guys, I don't understand what's so funny about this? ]

Everyone: Hahahaha.

Al kept a serious face: [Ms. X was able to fight the liar for so long after being emotionally traumatized. Isn't this a terrible performance worthy of admiration? ]

Everyone looked blank, admiring and barely understanding, but scary?Is it scary to take a machete?

At this time, Al's face was solemn and terrified: [I can't imagine that if it were me who encountered such a liar...]

Everyone couldn't help but look at him, waiting for the next sentence.

Al repeated: [If I were replaced by such a liar, how could he run ten meters alive! ]

Everyone: ...hahahaha!

Al: [But Mrs. X is indeed a terrifying existence worthy of admiration!She hacked the liar seventeen times...]

Everyone stopped laughing involuntarily: "What, seventeen knives?"

Al: [There is no fatal blow! ]

Everyone: ...hahaha!

Al: [The police came, she threw away the knife, rushed over and cried loudly, crying until the police first wrapped her in a small blanket and comforted her patiently...]

He imitated the tone of the police again, and said in a rough voice: "Ma'am, don't be afraid!"We are here, you are safe. ]

Everyone watched him perform with a smile.

Al: [The dying liar lying on the ground couldn't help shouting in grief and indignation: "No—it's not safe, I'm the one who's not safe!"]

Everyone: Hahaha.

Al finished: [Since then, I know that Mrs. X is really a terrifying existence worthy of admiration. ]

[Because I offended others, such as me...]

After looking around the audience, he said very seriously: [You are dead. ]

Everyone laughed again.

Al: [But if you mess with Mrs. X, don't worry, she won't kill you. ]

He purposely lowered his voice and said: [She will cry and chop with a machete, cutting you half to death. ]

In the laughter of the audience...

Al bowed slightly: "The above stories are all made up casually, just for a laugh."

The author has something to say:

PS. This is my first time writing a talk show, and I feel that I am not very good at writing. I will study it another day.

[Note] Stand-up generally refers to domestic cross talk, but it feels that it has gradually become similar to foreign countries in recent years, because I often see some videos whose titles are such and such a foreign stand-up comedian. So, I feel It should also be used for a while, and everyone can understand it.