[Rebirth] King of Theater

It was a long time before Al regained awareness of the world around him, of the flow of time, of...

I and Randy were originally two bodies.

"The floor is too hard. Tomorrow... Tomorrow I will buy a bed. I want the softest one..."

He closed his eyes and kept thinking about it, but his body was so tired that he didn't even want to move a finger.

Randy was still excited.

When he lifted himself up from Al, there was a thin layer of sweat on his forehead. At this moment, he was neither obsessed with cleanliness nor fussy about anything. He grabbed the shirt next to him and wiped it, his eyes continued to straighten. Looking at Al, that pretty face was full of contented joy, and the blue eyes were sparkling with excitement, which seemed to have a dazzling beauty.

After a long time, Al opened his eyes tiredly, and gave him a shallow smile.

Randy bowed his head and kissed him, and then deliberately asked: "Now, do you think it is better to create literature or reality?"

Al complained very tactfully: "Literary creation is not so tiring."

Randy put his arms around him, smiled and kissed him again and again.

[After one night, Mr. A is even more fascinated by Miss L, thinking that she is beautiful, humorous, and has a bright future. ]

["She is beautiful, her blue eyes are beautiful, her golden hair is also beautiful, she is beautiful in every way, I love her so much!" Mr. A thought in his heart, but when Ms. L put forward a formal relationship request , but he refused: "We all drank too much last night, I don't remember what happened, so let's forget it."]

When Randy read this, he couldn't help but stop, wanting to discuss it with someone.

He simply turned around and reached out to push Al next to him: "Don't sleep, dear, talk to me again, find something to do. You see, this is the first night we spent together , how rare, how commemorative, you can't just fall asleep like this. Or, continue to discuss the novel, look here, why do you write this here? Mr. A looks so scumbag here! Don't tell me this article What kind of tragic ending does a novel have?"

Al was about to fall asleep, but was forced to wake up by this guy, and was a little dazed for a while.

When I heard the naive statement of 'you can't sleep if there is a commemorative significance', I thought it was a bit funny, and then thought about the question he asked, and gave a detailed answer after rolling my eyes: "Don't worry, it's not a tragic ending. .The story goes like this..."

He quickly, accurately and briefly summarized the subsequent plot of the novel in a timely manner.

By the time Randy reacted, his face was already confused by the spoiler.

Al smiled (threateningly) and asked, "Okay, do you have any questions about this novel?"

Randy: "..."

After all, I am not stupid, although I was dazzled by the excitement...

But at this time, if you still can't see the dissatisfaction of the other party, you will be a fool, and someone decisively chooses to shut up.

Al fell asleep again.

Randy had to continue reading the novel whose ending had been spoiled by himself.

Although Mr. A refused, but at the insistence of Ms. L, the two still dated.

But in the process of dating, Mr. A always retreats subconsciously. In his opinion, Ms. L is beautiful, smart, attractive, and promising. , I really don't deserve to associate with such a beauty.

So, even though he has been working hard and giving, pouring tea for her, giving her a massage, trying his best to make money to buy a diamond ring, running all over the streets and alleys, just to buy a bouquet of flowers she likes, but he still can't bear it. He kept saying discouraged words: "Forget it, you'd better go."

But when Miss L touched his body, she could immediately hear the opposite voice: [I love you, I love you, don't leave me. ]

Are all people on earth so complicated?

The alien Miss L was aroused with great curiosity.

She tried to understand Mr. A's unique language.

The tone of voice, eyes, movements, and daily minutiae revealed an unconcealable, strong love!

At the end of the novel, Miss L never leaves with Mr. A.

Moreover, she gradually fell in love with the backward communication methods of the earth people, because...

[Although the exchange of ideas is fast, convenient, simple, and accurate, what is the difference between this and the data transfer between robots? ]

[This kind of communication is totally brainless, cold, and mechanical. ]

[But the 'behind' communication of Earthlings is different. ]

[Even if everyone speaks the same language, in fact, everyone's language is different, even if it is the same sentence, through the pitch of the voice, the speed of the speech, the emotional color in the tone, the gaze, the expression, Different expressions of gestures, behaviors, etc. can extend dozens, hundreds, or thousands of different meanings.Look, what a wonderful and interesting earthling! ]

[So, every person on earth is like a difficult puzzle, walking alone in the world, waiting for another person to solve it. ]

[If you fall in love with a person on Earth, you must first learn to solve puzzles, observe carefully, and think patiently... Only by solving his puzzles can you truly understand his every word, every expression, and every look , Every act...how much love is contained in it. ]

Although it was spoiled by the spoiler, Randy couldn't help laughing and laughing when he saw the end.

"Is it an insoluble puzzle?" He looked at the sleeping lover beside him, feeling inexplicably full of confidence.

Matt couldn't help but look at Randy a few times, because his brilliant son had been standing there giggling for a long time.

Usually unreliable, but in fact he still looks like a father. After thinking about it, he pretended to be careless and strolled over, and asked casually, "Speaking of which, you didn't come home last night."

Randy's IQ is still very high when he doesn't meet Al.

He glanced at Matt, and it was easy to guess what the other party wanted to ask. It happened that he wanted to show off now, but it was inconvenient to talk to outsiders, but it didn't matter if he talked to his father, so he replied: "I and Al together."

As soon as these words came out, Matt really became interested. He didn't put on any fatherly airs at all. Instead, he bumped into his son's shoulder like a good brother, and winked: "Why is it so sudden, tell me quickly."

Randy didn't mind either.

Sometimes he really doesn't think of Matt as his own father, but only as a bad friend, so he happily talked about what happened yesterday.

But who knows, he just finished talking here...

Matt's face changed, and his expression was very depressed: "Damn it, how could such a powerful love expert like me give birth to such a stupid son like you?"

Randy looked over puzzled: "What's wrong with me?"

"What's wrong with you? Do you still have the face to ask what's wrong with you?"

Matt stared at him bitterly: "What did you do from the beginning to the end? At the beginning, you stretched your belly as tight as the strings of a guitar that you haven't played for several days. At the end, you just loosened it." Loosen your belly, do some physical work... It's useless! It's useless, it's so useless!"

"What the hell do you call that? What else would I do?"

"Get out, I'm the most serious person! When you fall in love, the rhythm is completely in the hands of others, and you are being silly and happy all day long... Oh my god, why do I have such a stupid son like you!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Am I talking nonsense? I have nothing to say to you! Silly boy, let me tell you, that kid Sylvan is definitely a hundred times smarter than you."

"You're right, but what's wrong with Al being smarter than me? What's wrong? Could it be that I have to find a fool when I fall in love?"

"Yes, you didn't find a fool, you are a pure fool yourself! Jesus Christ, save this fool."

Randy was so angry that he wanted to kill his father again.

But Matt genuinely thought the son was a fool.

In his opinion, although falling in love cannot be said to be a two-person war, the dominance must be decided, right?

According to his previous advice, it should have been: "Don't always be so eager, saying I love you is the most stupid thing all day long, stroking, watching, body language, slowly sawing, and occasionally even Take a step back until the tension between the two is tense, and you can already feel the most primitive throbbing... Don't worry, you have to wait until the other party can't hold back anymore! Alright, fuel Fill it up, you can take off!"

Randy always takes his words for shit.

Never listen to it, let alone take it to heart!

Well now...

His silly son, sent him directly to the door, acting so impatient, acting so impulsive and reckless, acting... wishing to take his heart out, he really fell through, he was what others said, he had the right to dominate Give in to each other, let others decide everything, and there is no possibility of turning over!

"...Just such a silly boy, if I were Sylvie, I would definitely play to death without discussing it."

Matt couldn't help thinking worriedly: "Is there really such a thing as karma in the world? I have won countless battles in love, but in the end, I gave birth to a son, but he was a smart face and a clumsy stomach. I didn’t learn a little bit, so I didn’t talk about it, but I went the other way and grew up to be a foolish and sweet person in love?”

This person has always been the least believer in eternal love.

Randy has just succeeded in taking office, and he has already started to think about his son's future abandonment: "Damn, do I have to talk to Sylvie in advance and ask about the severance package..."