Shizun's persona completely collapsed
Chapter 61 I want to take the last name of Master
Ruan Xinglan bit off half of the hawthorn in one bite, and chewed heavily, thinking that Xiao Fenghuang finally remembered that he ordered it.
I heard Lin Zhiyi say: "Junior brother! Where do you think this is? You are still carrying something on your back, can you forget it? How can Master spare you if you do anything wrong at the foot of Tianyan Mountain? If you really want to go, Then I won't drag you!"
After finishing speaking, Lin Zhiyi let go of his hand.
Little Phoenix was stunned for a moment, and thought it was true, he was at the foot of Tianyan Mountain, so he couldn't do anything wrong, so he grabbed Lin Zhiyi's hand and put it on his arm, Little Phoenix said angrily: "Okay, second senior brother, don't you Pull me, can't I go if I don't go?!"
Lin Zhiyi: "..."
Ruan Xinglan: "..."
One of the candied haws fell to the ground with a thud, and Ruan Xinglan took a look at it, his heart ached to death.
It happened that Lu Jian Huan looked over, and immediately walked forward angrily, slapped the table in front of Ruan Xinglan, and said loudly, "You're spreading rumors about me outside again!"
"I don't, I've been eating candied haws here."
Ruan Xinglan spread his hands to show his innocence. He raised his eyes and saw the little cutie gesturing to signal him not to quarrel with Fenghuang, so he blinked and asked in a good-tempered manner, "What's the matter, Fenghuang? Who doesn't have eyes?" Does it make you unhappy? We Jianzong disciples can endure any kind of suffering, but they cannot be wronged. Come, tell me, what's wrong?"
He pulled a stool conveniently and motioned for Fenghuang to sit down.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Fenghuang kicked the stool with one foot, clenched his fists and said, "Isn't it because of you? You spread rumors about me outside! Let me ask you, when did I say that I would marry you when I grow up? When did I say that?" Want to double cultivate with you? Tell me!"
"Ah?" Ruan Xinglan was at a loss, not knowing which gutter these baseless rumors came from.
Lin Zhiyi explained: "Just now, my junior brother and I were shopping in front, and we were about to go back to look for our master and senior brother. We happened to pass by a small stall, and a few monks were talking there, and they recognized that we were wearing the swordsman's zongzi." Robe, so he pulled his junior brother to ask, the first disciple of Jianzong said that he has a good waist, I don’t know if it’s true or not.”
"Well, then what?"
"Then the younger brother said, if you don't know if it's true or not, then go and try it and you'll know."
Ruan Xinglan nodded, feeling that this sentence was in line with Fenghuang's character, so he said again: "That's gone? Why should Fenghuang be angry?"
"No, senior brother, there are more." Lin Zhiyi glanced at Lu Jianhuan, and said in a low voice: "The monk heard this, and asked us again, saying that the Sword Sect has three masters, but I don't know where the master's hands are. "
Ruan Xinglan knew this.
According to legend, the three direct disciples of Jianzong Mu Xianzun are so handsome that both humans and gods are angry. Ruan Xinglan's waist, Lin Zhiyi's eyes, and Lu Jianhuan's hands are well-known in the cultivation world.
In the original text, it is said that Ruan Xinglan likes to be promiscuous outside. Anyone who has been probed by him, ordinary monks have to stay in the sect without eating or drinking for three days. Everyone said he was great.
Lin Zhiyi's eyes have nothing to do with Shuangxiu. This kind of thing is like a double-edged sword, with advantages and disadvantages. The blood of the gods flows in the veins, which is natural.
As for Lu Jianhuan's hand, it was actually a rumor made by the villains in the original text.Because Lu Jianhuan's hands are beautiful, with long and slender fingers, without any sense of bonyness, as if they were carefully carved by skilled craftsmen out of jade, the kind that can be chopped off individually and held in the palm of your hand to play with.It is said that if you use these hands to probe other people's acupuncture points, the taste will be indescribable.
After the villain was demonized back then, he was able to call the wind and rain in the realm of comprehension. It didn't matter if he destroyed Lin Zhiyi's eyes, and at the same time destroyed Phoenix's hand.
Use a small dagger to pry off Phoenix's nails one by one, then sprinkle some salt on them and soak them in chili water, and use utensils to injure them again, so that the wounds will never heal. Day and night All have to bear the pain of being forcibly pulled out their nails.
This is still a small scene, villains like to see beauties cry, although Phoenix is not like Mu Qianqiu's beauty with iceberg disease, nor like Lin Zhiyi's warm and delicate soft fur ball, but he is also extremely handsome.In order to make Xiao Fenghuang cry, the villain didn't count pulling out his nails, and even asked him to use his fingers to swear.
Although Xiao Fenghuang's parents died early and were almost eaten by hungry refugees, but he was born with arrogance and tightness, how could he be easily subdued, compared to Mu Qianqiu, the torment he suffered from the gangsters was very light.
Ruan Xinglan remembered that when the villains wanted to torture Little Phoenix in front of Mu Qianqiu, Mu Qianqiu's eyes were red on the spot.
Anyway, I don't know what the villain was thinking at the time. Seeing Mu Qianqiu's eyes were red, he immediately let Xiao Fenghuang go, and kicked the half-dead Phoenix back to Jianzong.
Looking back now, Fenghuang's hand will never be extinct. In fact, Ruan Xinglan is not very clear, so he subconsciously raised his eyes to glance at Fenghuang's hand.
Seeing the ten jade-like fingers shrunk into the sleeves, Xiao Fenghuang said angrily on the spot: "What are you looking at? It's not that you are spreading rumors and making troubles outside! My hands will never be cut off, how do you know? Have you tried?" ah!"
"It's not me, I didn't..."
Ruan Xinglan came here halfway through the book, and the system said that this body is still clean, because in order to develop the great cause of love and peace, a small amount of settings will make a little difference.
But Ruan Xinglan never expected that Master's character design would collapse like that.
As a general attacker himself, he didn't have the momentum to be an attacker at all, which made him very desperate.
Ruan Xinglan sighed, holding candied haws and reasoning with Fenghuang: "Don't believe me, I really didn't make up the rumor, but you said before that you will marry me when you grow up, and you want to double cultivate with me. thing?"
Xiao Fenghuang was even angrier: "Who wants to marry you? Who wants to double cultivate with you? Just like you, you are worthy of dual cultivation with me?"
Lin Zhiyi hurriedly inserted between the two of them, smoothed things over with a smile: "Listen to me first, don't quarrel, it's like this, senior brother, after the monk asked, the junior brother was not happy, and asked him how he knew this It’s a matter. The monk said, it was you who said it, the senior brother, and also said that the junior brother will marry you when he grows up, and he will double cultivate with you, not only about the junior brother, but also, and..."
Xiao Fenghuang said coldly: "I also said that only children make choices, and adults want all of them, not only me, but also the second senior brother, Master, you will not let any of them go."
Ruan Xinglan: "..."
The candied haws in my hand fell to the ground with a snap.
Such unconscionable words can indeed be said by evildoers.But the problem is, I'm not a villain, I can't take this scapegoat indiscriminately.
Immediately, he said in unison with the enemy: "It's unreasonable! Those little bastards dare to spread rumors about me outside. How could such words be said by me? Go, Fenghuang, I will take you to seek justice!"
Lin Zhiyi hurriedly stopped him: "Eldest brother, don't act recklessly, the younger brother has already had something behind his back, if he continues to act mischievously, the master is afraid, I am afraid that the younger brother will really beat the younger brother."
"What's wrong with Fenghuang? Didn't he just push me in Shifang Ghost Realm? Then it's over if I push him now?" Ruan Xinglan said to push, but in fact he kicked Fenghuang hard from behind. Kicked to the ground.
Lin Zhiyi was shocked, and opened his mouth slightly.
Fenghuang was kicked to the ground unexpectedly, with one hand on his waist, he turned around and said angrily, "Ruan Xinglan! I'm going to kill you!!!"
"Don't be impulsive, just push me, I'll kick you, and it's evened out. I'll tell Master later that he won't punish you. Come on, Fenghuang, get up, we grew up wearing a pair of open crotch pants, How can there be any overnight hatred?"
Little Phoenix was so angry that he was about to open Ruan Xinglan's hand, when he suddenly raised his head, facing Ruan Xinglan's smiling face, bathed in the sunlight, his whole body shone brightly, bright and gentle.
For a moment, it overlapped with the thin young man in his memory, holding Lin Zhiyi in his arms and carrying himself on his back.
For some reason, her eye sockets suddenly became hot. Xiao Fenghuang didn't know why the senior brother who was so good to him turned into such a disgusting appearance. All ten fingernails were pried off and scratched with a knife...
"Hey, Fenghuang? What's wrong with you? Did I hurt you? No way, Fenghuang."
Ruan Xinglan thought he had kicked too hard, so he quickly bent down and pulled him up. Seeing little dust on Xiao Fenghuang's clothes, he subconsciously raised his hand to help him wipe it off, and said with a smile, "I seem to be an old lady now. And help you beat the ashes, you can do it, don't be a bitch, hitting is kissing and scolding is love, kicking someone is the most real, you haven't heard this sentence, right?"
Little Phoenix chewed a sentence slowly, and his expression became slightly confused.
Lin Zhiyi said: "Is beating a relative or a love? Then the master likes to beat and scold the senior brother the most, does he also love the senior brother the most?"
"Yes, beating is kissing, scolding is love, if it wasn't for caring, who would have such cheap hands every day, and would have to beat others."
Ruan Xinglan raised his chin at Lin Zhiyi: "Let's go, if you don't go, those little bastards should run away!"
"Okay, brother."
Lin Zhiyi obediently obediently responded, followed a few steps forward, and found that Lu Jianhuan hadn't followed, so she called softly: "Junior brother, what's wrong with you? Hurry up!"
Only then did Lu Jianhuan regain his senses, he was far less angry than before, and looked very depressed.
Lin Zhiyi was worried about him, and asked in a low voice: "Senior brother has given you a head start, aren't you happy?"
Fenghuang shook his head, and said dejectedly: "I'm just afraid that everything I have now will disappear in an instant."
Lin Zhiyi smiled and said, "How could it be? Brothers will protect you forever."
The two fell behind a few steps, Ruan Xinglan turned around while eating candied haws, waved to the two, and said with a smile, "What are you two doing? Why don't you quickly follow? Come on, let's fight, I'll take the lead for you! Knock out the big teeth of those turtle grandchildren, and I will take the surname of Shizun from now on!"
"You have a good idea! You are not worthy of taking the surname Master!" Phoenix said angrily.
"Then can I have your last name?"
Fenghuang was stunned: "I...I..."
Ruan Xinglan ran away laughing up to the sky.
"I'm furious!"
"Okay, don't be angry, let's go, someone has backed us up."
Lin Zhiyi smiled slightly, reached out to hold Little Phoenix's hand, and followed Ruan Xinglan's footsteps against the sunset.
I heard Lin Zhiyi say: "Junior brother! Where do you think this is? You are still carrying something on your back, can you forget it? How can Master spare you if you do anything wrong at the foot of Tianyan Mountain? If you really want to go, Then I won't drag you!"
After finishing speaking, Lin Zhiyi let go of his hand.
Little Phoenix was stunned for a moment, and thought it was true, he was at the foot of Tianyan Mountain, so he couldn't do anything wrong, so he grabbed Lin Zhiyi's hand and put it on his arm, Little Phoenix said angrily: "Okay, second senior brother, don't you Pull me, can't I go if I don't go?!"
Lin Zhiyi: "..."
Ruan Xinglan: "..."
One of the candied haws fell to the ground with a thud, and Ruan Xinglan took a look at it, his heart ached to death.
It happened that Lu Jian Huan looked over, and immediately walked forward angrily, slapped the table in front of Ruan Xinglan, and said loudly, "You're spreading rumors about me outside again!"
"I don't, I've been eating candied haws here."
Ruan Xinglan spread his hands to show his innocence. He raised his eyes and saw the little cutie gesturing to signal him not to quarrel with Fenghuang, so he blinked and asked in a good-tempered manner, "What's the matter, Fenghuang? Who doesn't have eyes?" Does it make you unhappy? We Jianzong disciples can endure any kind of suffering, but they cannot be wronged. Come, tell me, what's wrong?"
He pulled a stool conveniently and motioned for Fenghuang to sit down.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Fenghuang kicked the stool with one foot, clenched his fists and said, "Isn't it because of you? You spread rumors about me outside! Let me ask you, when did I say that I would marry you when I grow up? When did I say that?" Want to double cultivate with you? Tell me!"
"Ah?" Ruan Xinglan was at a loss, not knowing which gutter these baseless rumors came from.
Lin Zhiyi explained: "Just now, my junior brother and I were shopping in front, and we were about to go back to look for our master and senior brother. We happened to pass by a small stall, and a few monks were talking there, and they recognized that we were wearing the swordsman's zongzi." Robe, so he pulled his junior brother to ask, the first disciple of Jianzong said that he has a good waist, I don’t know if it’s true or not.”
"Well, then what?"
"Then the younger brother said, if you don't know if it's true or not, then go and try it and you'll know."
Ruan Xinglan nodded, feeling that this sentence was in line with Fenghuang's character, so he said again: "That's gone? Why should Fenghuang be angry?"
"No, senior brother, there are more." Lin Zhiyi glanced at Lu Jianhuan, and said in a low voice: "The monk heard this, and asked us again, saying that the Sword Sect has three masters, but I don't know where the master's hands are. "
Ruan Xinglan knew this.
According to legend, the three direct disciples of Jianzong Mu Xianzun are so handsome that both humans and gods are angry. Ruan Xinglan's waist, Lin Zhiyi's eyes, and Lu Jianhuan's hands are well-known in the cultivation world.
In the original text, it is said that Ruan Xinglan likes to be promiscuous outside. Anyone who has been probed by him, ordinary monks have to stay in the sect without eating or drinking for three days. Everyone said he was great.
Lin Zhiyi's eyes have nothing to do with Shuangxiu. This kind of thing is like a double-edged sword, with advantages and disadvantages. The blood of the gods flows in the veins, which is natural.
As for Lu Jianhuan's hand, it was actually a rumor made by the villains in the original text.Because Lu Jianhuan's hands are beautiful, with long and slender fingers, without any sense of bonyness, as if they were carefully carved by skilled craftsmen out of jade, the kind that can be chopped off individually and held in the palm of your hand to play with.It is said that if you use these hands to probe other people's acupuncture points, the taste will be indescribable.
After the villain was demonized back then, he was able to call the wind and rain in the realm of comprehension. It didn't matter if he destroyed Lin Zhiyi's eyes, and at the same time destroyed Phoenix's hand.
Use a small dagger to pry off Phoenix's nails one by one, then sprinkle some salt on them and soak them in chili water, and use utensils to injure them again, so that the wounds will never heal. Day and night All have to bear the pain of being forcibly pulled out their nails.
This is still a small scene, villains like to see beauties cry, although Phoenix is not like Mu Qianqiu's beauty with iceberg disease, nor like Lin Zhiyi's warm and delicate soft fur ball, but he is also extremely handsome.In order to make Xiao Fenghuang cry, the villain didn't count pulling out his nails, and even asked him to use his fingers to swear.
Although Xiao Fenghuang's parents died early and were almost eaten by hungry refugees, but he was born with arrogance and tightness, how could he be easily subdued, compared to Mu Qianqiu, the torment he suffered from the gangsters was very light.
Ruan Xinglan remembered that when the villains wanted to torture Little Phoenix in front of Mu Qianqiu, Mu Qianqiu's eyes were red on the spot.
Anyway, I don't know what the villain was thinking at the time. Seeing Mu Qianqiu's eyes were red, he immediately let Xiao Fenghuang go, and kicked the half-dead Phoenix back to Jianzong.
Looking back now, Fenghuang's hand will never be extinct. In fact, Ruan Xinglan is not very clear, so he subconsciously raised his eyes to glance at Fenghuang's hand.
Seeing the ten jade-like fingers shrunk into the sleeves, Xiao Fenghuang said angrily on the spot: "What are you looking at? It's not that you are spreading rumors and making troubles outside! My hands will never be cut off, how do you know? Have you tried?" ah!"
"It's not me, I didn't..."
Ruan Xinglan came here halfway through the book, and the system said that this body is still clean, because in order to develop the great cause of love and peace, a small amount of settings will make a little difference.
But Ruan Xinglan never expected that Master's character design would collapse like that.
As a general attacker himself, he didn't have the momentum to be an attacker at all, which made him very desperate.
Ruan Xinglan sighed, holding candied haws and reasoning with Fenghuang: "Don't believe me, I really didn't make up the rumor, but you said before that you will marry me when you grow up, and you want to double cultivate with me. thing?"
Xiao Fenghuang was even angrier: "Who wants to marry you? Who wants to double cultivate with you? Just like you, you are worthy of dual cultivation with me?"
Lin Zhiyi hurriedly inserted between the two of them, smoothed things over with a smile: "Listen to me first, don't quarrel, it's like this, senior brother, after the monk asked, the junior brother was not happy, and asked him how he knew this It’s a matter. The monk said, it was you who said it, the senior brother, and also said that the junior brother will marry you when he grows up, and he will double cultivate with you, not only about the junior brother, but also, and..."
Xiao Fenghuang said coldly: "I also said that only children make choices, and adults want all of them, not only me, but also the second senior brother, Master, you will not let any of them go."
Ruan Xinglan: "..."
The candied haws in my hand fell to the ground with a snap.
Such unconscionable words can indeed be said by evildoers.But the problem is, I'm not a villain, I can't take this scapegoat indiscriminately.
Immediately, he said in unison with the enemy: "It's unreasonable! Those little bastards dare to spread rumors about me outside. How could such words be said by me? Go, Fenghuang, I will take you to seek justice!"
Lin Zhiyi hurriedly stopped him: "Eldest brother, don't act recklessly, the younger brother has already had something behind his back, if he continues to act mischievously, the master is afraid, I am afraid that the younger brother will really beat the younger brother."
"What's wrong with Fenghuang? Didn't he just push me in Shifang Ghost Realm? Then it's over if I push him now?" Ruan Xinglan said to push, but in fact he kicked Fenghuang hard from behind. Kicked to the ground.
Lin Zhiyi was shocked, and opened his mouth slightly.
Fenghuang was kicked to the ground unexpectedly, with one hand on his waist, he turned around and said angrily, "Ruan Xinglan! I'm going to kill you!!!"
"Don't be impulsive, just push me, I'll kick you, and it's evened out. I'll tell Master later that he won't punish you. Come on, Fenghuang, get up, we grew up wearing a pair of open crotch pants, How can there be any overnight hatred?"
Little Phoenix was so angry that he was about to open Ruan Xinglan's hand, when he suddenly raised his head, facing Ruan Xinglan's smiling face, bathed in the sunlight, his whole body shone brightly, bright and gentle.
For a moment, it overlapped with the thin young man in his memory, holding Lin Zhiyi in his arms and carrying himself on his back.
For some reason, her eye sockets suddenly became hot. Xiao Fenghuang didn't know why the senior brother who was so good to him turned into such a disgusting appearance. All ten fingernails were pried off and scratched with a knife...
"Hey, Fenghuang? What's wrong with you? Did I hurt you? No way, Fenghuang."
Ruan Xinglan thought he had kicked too hard, so he quickly bent down and pulled him up. Seeing little dust on Xiao Fenghuang's clothes, he subconsciously raised his hand to help him wipe it off, and said with a smile, "I seem to be an old lady now. And help you beat the ashes, you can do it, don't be a bitch, hitting is kissing and scolding is love, kicking someone is the most real, you haven't heard this sentence, right?"
Little Phoenix chewed a sentence slowly, and his expression became slightly confused.
Lin Zhiyi said: "Is beating a relative or a love? Then the master likes to beat and scold the senior brother the most, does he also love the senior brother the most?"
"Yes, beating is kissing, scolding is love, if it wasn't for caring, who would have such cheap hands every day, and would have to beat others."
Ruan Xinglan raised his chin at Lin Zhiyi: "Let's go, if you don't go, those little bastards should run away!"
"Okay, brother."
Lin Zhiyi obediently obediently responded, followed a few steps forward, and found that Lu Jianhuan hadn't followed, so she called softly: "Junior brother, what's wrong with you? Hurry up!"
Only then did Lu Jianhuan regain his senses, he was far less angry than before, and looked very depressed.
Lin Zhiyi was worried about him, and asked in a low voice: "Senior brother has given you a head start, aren't you happy?"
Fenghuang shook his head, and said dejectedly: "I'm just afraid that everything I have now will disappear in an instant."
Lin Zhiyi smiled and said, "How could it be? Brothers will protect you forever."
The two fell behind a few steps, Ruan Xinglan turned around while eating candied haws, waved to the two, and said with a smile, "What are you two doing? Why don't you quickly follow? Come on, let's fight, I'll take the lead for you! Knock out the big teeth of those turtle grandchildren, and I will take the surname of Shizun from now on!"
"You have a good idea! You are not worthy of taking the surname Master!" Phoenix said angrily.
"Then can I have your last name?"
Fenghuang was stunned: "I...I..."
Ruan Xinglan ran away laughing up to the sky.
"I'm furious!"
"Okay, don't be angry, let's go, someone has backed us up."
Lin Zhiyi smiled slightly, reached out to hold Little Phoenix's hand, and followed Ruan Xinglan's footsteps against the sunset.
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