Shizun's persona completely collapsed

With a snap, the remaining half of the snake fell from the collar to the ground.

But this level alone is already very frustrating, no one can stand a flower snake crawling on him.He even spit mucus on his own face, and just thinking about it made his hair stand on end.

"Wow, Master!!! Save me, save me!"

Now is not the time to lose face, just break free quickly, and when you escape from this ghostly place, you must bury the big brother in the cesspit!

Buried in a cesspit!

Mu Qianqiu's pupils trembled suddenly, and what caught his eyes was that the big apprentice was like a flat peach, pouted upwards... Ahem, he actually made a gesture of being picked by others, and he could faintly see Ruan Xinglan's slender and white legs, even trembling...

It may be because of fear that he has been trembling slightly. Thinking about it, it must be very hard work. After all, Xinglan is a good boy with a kind heart. He never thought that he could do this for Yintong.

Taking a step forward, Mu Qianqiu made a gesture to split the golden cage, but suddenly his feet sank, so he took a step back to the side, only to see a high platform suddenly rising from the ground, and it was filled with all kinds of instruments of torture .

Like whips, boards, canes, and other unspeakable obscene | evil little things.Mu Qianqiu's five fingers curled up in the wide sleeves, and he breathed inaudibly.

"Master, what are you doing? Save me quickly, Master!"

Ruan Xinglan was terrified of dying, and had a faint feeling that something was wrong behind him, but he couldn't turn his face away. He looked down and saw the big brother happily moving around in the Qiankun bag, and said angrily, "Who is watching me being humiliated?" , why are you so happy?"

The Big Brother let out a high-pitched laugh, as if anticipating what would happen next.And tried every means to hint to Mu Qianqiu to act quickly.

Mu Qianqiu turned a deaf ear, her fists were clenched and rattled, and when she raised her eyes to see the top of the Crystal Palace, there seemed to be something faintly wriggling.With a touch of tiptoe, Mu Qianqiu flew into the air, grabbed the long glazed lantern hanging above with both hands, and examined it carefully by the light.

There are some incantations engraved on it, perhaps it has been too long, and some of the handwriting has been blurred, but it can be vaguely recognized that this incantation was not written by a serious monk, because it is full of vulgar remarks.And some life stories.

For example, on the sixth day of the sixth month of the Zhengxuan year, I saw Mu Xianzun for the first time, and a glimpse of it disturbed my heartstrings.Think day.

On July [-]nd of the same year, I invited Mu Xianzun to drink and ordered Haitang San, but was rejected, and I wanted to kill him.

In another month, Mu Xianzun went down the mountain to exorcise demons and guard the way, and this honorable person descended to help him exterminate the demons, and turned into a small dragon to accompany him.

On September [-]th, I was lucky to meet two Taoist monks outside, who were somewhat similar to Mu Xianzun, but the taste was very bad.

Another day, I got up with nothing to do, and caught a dozen or so handsome young men in the forest and wild places to enjoy the joy of fish and water together. Halfway through, I thought of Mu Xianzun, and I lost all interest.

……

Such things are all the deeds of the demon king's promiscuity and debauchery, as well as the feelings in his heart. Mu Qianqiu glanced casually, thinking that he should have stabbed the demon king in the chest a few more times.

With a swipe of his hand, all these writings disappeared.

Mu Qianqiu found out that there is a restriction here, and the formation can only be opened by ingesting the man's Yuanyang, but the steps of ingesting Yuanyang were determined by the demon king, and they were all unsightly things.

After falling to the ground, he heard Ruan Xinglan scolding the big brother beside him.

Although the big brother can't speak, he can express meaning with gestures. For example, when Mu Qianqiu glanced hastily just now, the big brother said, "You are finished, get ready to sacrifice your ass to the formation!"

Ruan Xinglan immediately scolded: "Sacrifice to your uncle! My master is Tianyan Sword Sect Mu Xianzun, the flower of Gaoling, the head of the immortal sect! I won't take advantage of others!"

The big brother immediately gave him the middle finger, and Ruan Xinglan scolded again: "You are dead, let me tell you! The cesspit! I will bury you in the cesspit!"

The big brother couldn't hear the word cesspit, and immediately inflated again, like a big balloon, hitting Ruan Xinglan with all his strength, like a pile driver, hammering him into the hole with tons of tons.

Ruan Xinglan's chest was tightly pressed against his knees, even if he didn't have to look at it, he knew that he was almost folded in two, spread out like a pancake, and he could almost tie his shoelaces with his mouth.

He was so angry!

"Stop, are you going to hurt him to death?" Mu Qianqiu couldn't stand it any longer, and stopped him with words: "Xing Lan is sincerely leading you to escape from the sea of ​​suffering, but you want to use his Yuanyang to open the magic circle here, so this How can you deserve to be reincarnated as a human being in the next life if you will repay your revenge with kindness? Why don’t I just blow your sword and let you all be wiped out!”

Ruan Xinglan felt that Mu Qianqiu's words were a bit serious. These shady children are actually very pitiful. They were very young when they were alive. They probably haven't read any books. Maybe their intelligence has also been destroyed by the monks. They don't know what it means to be grateful. Illustrated.

Moreover, I am the general attacker, even if I want to sacrifice Yuanyang to the magic circle, it will not be my turn.So I felt a little relieved, thinking that the big brother is just ignorant, but he has no bad intentions.

So he said to Mu Qianqiu: "Master, there is something wrong with me, I shouldn't just say that I want to bury them in a cesspit just to make fun of myself."

He lowered his head and glanced at the shivering elder brother, and said again: "Okay, okay, it's just bickering and quarreling, it's okay, let's make up? Come on, shake hands."

The big brother gave him a thumbs up, and then pounced on Ruan Xinglan's face cautiously. Although he was separated by the Qiankun bag, he could still feel that more than a dozen mouths were scrambling to kiss his face.

Mu Qianqiu didn't have eyes to continue watching, reached out to pick up the whip on the high platform, folded it into two strands with his hands, and made a few crackling noises, feeling that the toughness was quite good.It matches the apprentice's ass very well.

When Ruan Xinglan heard this sound, for some reason, he felt the chill behind him, so he hurriedly asked the elder brother to climb down, turned his head and asked Mu Qianqiu: "Master, what are you doing behind me? Why didn't you save me?" , Master?"

Mu Qianqiu gestured at the distance and height, and felt that pumping Ruan Xinglan like this should be the most painful.

The elder brother poked his head furtively to look at Mu Qianqiu, then shrunk back guiltyly, making a sound of knowing.

"Hello? Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable?"

Ruan Xinglan felt that there must be a circle of light on the top of his head now, and it was really not easy to do this for the big brother.

It was so uncomfortable to maintain such a shameless posture for a long time, the blood in the whole body seemed to be congealed, especially the buttocks and legs, which were burning hot.

I don't know what to do next, big brother, this bastard, is shrinking like a silkie now, Ruan Xinglan felt his heart shudder when he heard the sound of breaking wind behind him, and hurriedly said: "Master is Didn't you find something?"

"Yeah." Mu Qianqiu raised her eyes and asked coldly, "Do you want to come out?"

"Yes I do!"

"The lower back pain and the butt pain, you choose one."

"Ah?" Ruan Xinglan was a little dazed, he didn't know why he was suddenly asked to make a choice, and just happened to break the rope that had been pulling on his collar, and turned his head vigorously, facing Mu Qianqiu's hand holding the whip.

His heart stopped suddenly, and he couldn't even breathe smoothly. Ruan Xinglan shouted hoarsely: "Master! Think before you act, Master!"

Mu Qianqiu said: "This array was set up by the demon king before his death. You have entered the array now. If you want to crack it, you must use this method."

After a pause, he looked at Ruan Xinglan with pity on his face: "You can choose by yourself, Master will not interfere with your decision."

"???"

What?Was it set up by the Demon Lord during his lifetime?

But I am the reincarnation of the demon king, na na na, isn't this just shooting myself in the foot?

Ruan Xinglan has experienced the plot, and knows that villains, ghosts, cold-blooded animals, can do anything, once for fun, he even arrested more than a dozen teenagers from the world, and forced them to perform like this in the hall of the Demon Palace. To please a man, how to blaspheme yourself.

The scene is simply indescribable in words.But now, what does this whip mean?

Of course, he was not so simple as to think that the whip was used to stew pork ribs soup, and he knew it was whipped on people at a glance.

But thinking about it, there are only two people. Although the eldest brother is not a human being, he is really a dog.

That is to say, either Ruan Xinglan smoked Mu Qianqiu, or Mu Qianqiu smoked Ruan Xinglan.

Although Ruan Xinglan was reluctant to beat his sweetheart Mu Qianqiu, it didn't mean he was willing to be beaten.

"Master! Wait, calm down, Master! I can think of a way, Master!" Ruan Xinglan hurriedly stopped, fearing that Mu Qianqiu would do something, and silently pulled the plot out of the corner of his mind to chew on.

I remember that the villains in the original text were not very big, but they had a lot of tricks. They once tied up Mu Xianzun in this embarrassing position, like beating a kitten or dog on the street, and beat them at will.

But Mu Xianzun's heart is as cold as ice, no matter how humiliating he suffers, he is determined not to cry out. To force him to cry, the villain really took great pains, tried every means, but the effect was minimal.

When you get tired from beating, you can seal the handle of the whip into Mu Xianzun's body at any time. Thinking about it now, the villain is a real dog.

Although... that's what the villain did in the original text, what does it have to do with him, Ruan Xinglan?Why do you have to bear this retribution for him.

Ruan Xinglan scolded her in her heart, thinking that she was a total attack, how could she be spanked by Shou Shou, although... Although it is not that she has never been spanked, but the taste is different from spanking.

It's all the big brother's fault, this little beast!

Ruan Xinglan's heart, liver and lungs ached from the big brother's slap, and he shook his wrist hard, but he couldn't break free. Instead, his wrist was ground to a bloody mess, and blood dripped down the ground along the rope.

Amazingly, as soon as the blood fell to the ground, the entire golden cage turned into ashes inch by inch, as if seeing a ghost in broad daylight, and disappeared between the sky and the earth.

As soon as Ruan Xinglan got out of trouble, he fell from mid-air, and closed his eyes quickly in fright, but the expected pain did not come, and Mu Qianqiu took him into his arms first.

"Huh, Master, I was scared to death. I really thought Master was going to hit Xinglan." Ruan Xinglan's waist was bent for too long, and now he couldn't straighten up at all, so he could only use a very weird posture. Being carried by Mu Qianqiu, she almost burst into tears, "I knew Master would not want to beat me, Master is the best!"

"Not necessarily." Mu Qianqiu said indifferently: "It depends on what you have done. If it is an evil thing, you will definitely be punished."

Ruan Xinglan didn't believe it, she felt that her family had the best reception in the world, so she rubbed back and forth in Mu Qianqiu's arms tiredly.

Mu Qianqiu let him rub, and then put the person on the ground and carefully straightened his waist.Otherwise, Ruan Xinglan's waist is good, if it were someone else, he would definitely be useless.

The author has something to say: Both today and tomorrow will not be updated

The day after tomorrow, that is, there will be a double update on Thursday, and there will be bread and love~ (crazy hint)