[Shen Xia] When Watson has Twitter

#Watson's Twitter#

April 12

9: 00am

Christmas is coming, shopping malls are always changing ways to make money, and the big sale has started for several days.Although Sherlock has emphasized countless times that this is a capitalist conspiracy, but God, I really want to take him to buy something and come back.

He can't always wear haute couture clothes, at least he has to wear some... ordinary people's clothes, such as cotton clothes.

- Comments (7):

-SH: I have a lot of ordinary people's clothes in my closet

-JW: Don't take the weird and weird as normal!I don't think a normal person is going to hang out in skinny leather pants!What about cops, doctors, drivers... I don't see any benefit in filling your closet with these things.I already said ditch that weird cat ears!

-SH: That's for hiding, John, I don't like how you're talking loudly at me now

-SH: You said you don't hit people

-Harry: brother you finally beat him, well done

-Anthea: This time it was a face slap again, as before... but this time it doesn't look very heavy.By the way, the good doctor really likes to slap his face.

-Irene: Mr. Detective's cheekbones can scratch, no doubt

9: 15am

The new tenants of Mrs. Nat's house are very different from the previous couple. These two people have always been very polite. Although I have only met Rocky, they are all ordinary people with ordinary life and rest according to their usual movements.Loki once mentioned to me that Sherlock played the violin in the middle of the night and quarreled with others. Maybe I should set house rules with Sherlock.

- Comments (15):

-MH: Number one, listen to what your brother says.The second rule is to listen to your brother.Article [-], listen to your brother

-GL: Number one, don't make trouble.Number two, don't make personal attacks casually.Number three, don't trick me into getting him a helicopter

-Irene: The first one... Dear Mr. Detective, have a meal together?

-Harry: Hey, enough of you who are LS's family rules, I personally think Johnny won't restrain him, it's useless to restrain him

-SH: In fact, John is already writing

-SH: And it's been a long time... Dear John, I just peeked and you've reached 69... Do we need so many rules?

-JW: Obviously, need

-Anthea: Doc, do you really think "no jumping off buildings until the end of the world" is a rule?

-JW: Of course, given that Sherlock has violated, I'll deduct his cookie for the day

-SH: It's not fair, John, you're punishing me for past sins

-JW: Come on, I remember how you lied to me last Christmas, don't think I'll let you go

-Loki: Maybe I can try too

-Jimmy: Green-eyed liar, I can't believe what rules you follow

-Thor: No disrespect to my brother!

-Jimmy: Hey MH, the big hammer of your brother control alliance is coming

10: 00am

Sherlock doesn't go shopping very often - going to the supermarket together to buy milk doesn't count - and I can tell he doesn't really like shopping.But I have to take him, I don't have the ability to see his size at a glance

- Comments (4):

-Jimmy: What size are you talking about?

-Harry: LS, you seem to understand it =v=

-SH: various places, obvious

-JW: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

10: 40am

I wanted to do Subway, but... for God's sake, how did I not know that Sherlock has so many fans?And all the crazy ones made me feel scared, and the various problems made me overwhelmed.

Detective, have you considered setting up your own firm?

I love your deduction site and my wife loves you!

Sherlock, you really can't be with Moriarty QAQ

What is the problem!

- Comments (20):

-SH: Moriarty is dead

-Harry: If he doesn't die, sister-in-law, are you going to cheat? =A=

-SH: Obviously, no

-JW: If they are together, the British Empire will be destroyed sooner or later, I feel that I have made an indelible contribution to my country

-MH: It may be a little difficult to apply for a medal with this

-JW: Hey Mycroft, I was just kidding

-SH: We can have a title, as long as John agrees

-JW: ...?

-SH: Many previous cases are enough to prove my ability, and your credit, you are fully qualified to receive a medal, my John, and it will be much higher than you imagined

-MH: I thought you didn't like it, so the report has never been written

-Anthea: BOSS I can finish writing the report now

-JW: Wait, I'm just saying it casually...

-Anthea: I finished writing BOSS, you can sign and agree

-GL: Hey, can you guys write your own and agree to that?Don't you need a convener to cast a vote?

-MH: No, my Greg, it shouldn't be too difficult. SHJW, you will receive the invitation letter for the knighthood tomorrow, the date is vacant, just write when you are free

-JW: ...I'm really kidding

-Harry: I seem to have seen something incredible again

-Loki: This is what the atrium used to look like

-Thor: So, my brother, it's scary in here, come back with me

-Loki: NO

11: 00am

Sherlock doesn't like trying on clothes, but as long as I go into the fitting room with him, he will try them obediently.How about this shirt?

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- Comments (13):

-JW: Sherlock, you're frowning at the photoshoot again

-SH: I always feel like I'm being played around like a clown

-JW: ...who laughed at you?

-SH: Mycroft, he always made fun of me when I was a kid

-MH: Complaining is bad behavior, Sherlock, I thought you knew that

-JW: Can I ask what Mycroft wore for you?

-SH: skirt

-Harry: Pfft

-GL:=port=

-Anthea: I just knew...

-JW: MH I think we need to talk, Mycroft, you better take a week and tell me what the hell you gave him as a kid, besides the messy manners you mentioned before

-MH: Maybe I can email it to you.Also, what is the capacity of your mailbox?Please set aside 1G space in advance, I will prepare pictures and texts

-JW:=v=OK

11: 30am

Sherlock took a fancy to a suit, and then pulled me to buy one too.I have to say, this suit is very nice, and the price is also very nice...

- Comments (14):

-Donovan: Couple outfit?

-Harry: Believe me, Sally, there are many advantages for a girl to find another girl and a guy to find another guy, such as buying clothes together, buying two sets, and getting a discount

-GL: And don't have to worry about whether to endure boredom and watch TV dramas or grab the remote control to watch football games

-MH: I like watching the news

-GL: The tv is mine, mycroft, all the entertainment you need

-MH: you are mine

-GL: ...

-Harry: I guess LS is shy

-SH: Me and John both like to watch TV series, even though the script of that TV series was badly written and the actors were badly cast.And I recently found a website where you can post barrage while watching. I am very active, but many people say that I am not good

-Anthea: Why?I really like watching videos with barrage, it's very lively

-JW: Believe me, Sherlock is the kind of person who pops out "→This person is a murderer←" with a barrage in less than 5 minutes from the beginning and becomes popular

-Donovan: ...spoiler party! 【pat bricks

-SH: It's such an obvious thing, why can't you all see it?

-JW: As Mr. Sherlock Holmes who has just been knighted, if you don't want to lose fans, don't do this kind of thing in the future

14: 25pm

After hours of struggle, our harvest is a pile of clothes and a pile of shoes.

Thanks for the convenient and fast postal service.

- Comments (15):

-Mrs. Hudson: Boys, I'm freaked out by that hilly thing you sent me.It's not just clothes

-SH: There are also plates, John said to buy a whole set to look good

-SH: Oh yes, there will be a bed later. The bed in John's house is too hard, the pillows are not soft, the quilt is fluffy but I don't like the color, and it's not comfortable to lie on it, I don't like it

-JW: How did I not know when you bought the bed?

-SH: just now, ordered online

-JW: ...we are shopping, why are you shopping online

-SH: The woman gave me a website, I thought it was good and I bought it

-Irene: no thanks =v=

-Anthea: Given Erin's style, good doctor, you'd better check that bed for other features when it arrives

-JW: ...

-Irene: Of course there are, the ones I recommend are definitely easy to use, remember to praise them~

-MH:address

-Irene: The British government|government, I passed it on to you

-GL: Don't buy! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

-GL: I see you paid the bastard!

15: 00pm

I'm very hungry, and Sherlock should be very hungry, but it's an unstoppable time, and the Chinese restaurant hasn't opened yet—they always stick to the morning, noon, and evening hours—we went to a bar, Sherlock said he was having a bachelor party.

I thought stag parties were for friends, not boyfriends

- Comments (5):

-SH: Just in time for the measuring cylinder we just bought

-GL: Graduated cylinder?

-JW: Use measuring cylinders, he's done that before, to keep himself from getting drunk

-GL: This sounds weird

-JW: =v= Yes, but Sherlock's drinking volume has increased by [-]ml, which is an improvement, isn't it

15: 33pm

Maybe it wasn't a good idea to sneak a whiskey into his measuring cylinder

- Comments (7):

-Anthea: Can I understand that, good doctor, you got the BOSS brother drunk?

-JW: Yeah, and he's so different when he's drunk

-JW: Mycroft, don't send an ambulance, I can take care of him

-Donovan: Drinking hurts your body

-Harry: drinking and having sex

-GL: I always have a bad feeling, remember not to fight the boys

-JW: Lestrade, you're late...

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