[Shen Xia] When Watson has Twitter

#Sherlock's Day#

It's dangerous for others to recognize your weakness, but Sherlock exposed his weakness early on.

His only and most important weakness, called John Watson, is a very good guy.

Some people use Watson to try to break him - Moriarty, for example.

Some people use Watson to get close to him-such as the ubiquitous fan club.

Some people use Watson to control him - like the lingering Mycroft.

Sherlock has never liked Mycroft since he was 12 years old. That person is a big devil, and his greatest joy in life is to beat and imprison Sherlock.Yes, captivity, Mycroft used his way to control Sherlock's behavior and thoughts, he wanted to mold Sherlock into the person in his head.

But obviously, Sherlock is more rebellious than his hair, so Mycroft is doomed not to get what he wants.

But now, Sherlock met a man named Watson, and he was hopelessly infatuated with him and longed for him. He might have concealed this feeling well in front of outsiders, but it definitely couldn't escape Mycroft's eyes.The man who always holds a small black umbrella and claims to be a "little civil servant" has a pair of eyes sharper than an eagle, and those pervasive monitors extend his sight mercilessly into 221B.

"I said, Sherlock, you have to agree. This is what Mommy meant." Mycroft sat on Watson's single sofa, raised his chin slightly and looked at Sherlock opposite.

Sherlock huddled himself into the armchair, a wrong sitting position that Mycroft had corrected countless times as a child, but now he was tall enough that Mycroft didn't bother to correct him.Sherlock put his hand on his chin, opened his mouth slightly and said a word slowly: "NO."

Mycroft changed his sitting position. He didn't like the soft sofa, which made his legs uncomfortable: "You have to agree, or your roommate Dr. Watson has agreed, your sister's choice .”

This sentence made Sherlock a little angry. He stared at Mycroft, his low voice raised slightly: "Oh, is the almighty British government coming to interfere in my life? It's not good, I don't know if it will The court is willing to accept my application that you never have your umbrella in my apartment."

Mycroft forced a voice out of his throat: "No one will accept it, Sherly, it's not like you haven't tried."

Sherlock snorted coldly, and then relaxed his legs and sat on the chair. Mir jumped onto his lap. Sherlock didn't push it off, but reached out and patted Mir's head, letting him It gave up licking its own face: "Lie down, I will allow you to occupy my lap for a while until John comes back."

Mycroft wasn't outraged that his younger brother paid more attention to a dog than he did, because the little bastard had been pissing him off with such things since he was a child, and Mycroft was used to it.He picked up the black tea on the side and took a sip without adding sugar, which made him not like it very much: "This time, Mommy called your good doctor herself and warmly invited him to try on the gown. You know, just Mummy wasn't even with me when Greg and I went to the gown fitting, and she likes your nice doctor."

"Gown?" Sherlock frowned.

"Of course, you don't really think that your good doctor left early in the morning to buy milk." Mycroft raised his eyebrows.

"Of course not, obviously he was going to see Sarah, the woman just had a baby."

"Mummy met him at the gate of the hospital."

So, my John was "accidentally" taken away by Mommy on the way.Sherlock reached into his pocket and took out his phone, and began to type text messages, but obviously, like the 36 text messages just sent, the seven text messages of No.30 still hadn't been answered.

Sherlock typed a word very forcefully: Did you agree to my mommy's request? -SH

Soon, Sherlock got a reply.

Yes, Mrs. Holmes is a very good person, and I think he has a point. -JW

"Well, I've finished what I want to say, I don't think you will refuse." Mycroft had obviously read the content of the text message from Sherlock's face, so he smiled comfortably, but the corner of his mouth The arc still did not exceed thirty degrees.Standing up with the black umbrella on the floor, Mycroft walked out of 221B. When he looked up slightly at the window downstairs, what he saw was the reflection of Sherlock cast on the window by the light.

His younger brother is always so capricious.The corners of Mycroft's lips curled up, and he was looking forward to the wedding in his heart.

"Anthea, arrange ten days of free time for me."

"Boss, this is very difficult, the general election is coming soon, and what you support..."

"There is no room for negotiation, Anthea. I need a ten-day vacation. Everything during this period must be settled in advance. You can also relax during this period. As for the general election, I changed the candidate I support. Sometimes the power rests with It’s more effective on your own.”

"I see, boss."

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Sherlock was a little restless after Mycroft left, and getting married was never in the hard drive named "Sherlock Holmes", it was a complicated and strange program, and it meant that he had to next promise.

Sherlock never promises anything, because the future is unknown, and rational people will not make promises blindly, which is very unscientific.

However, Sherlock has seen the wedding scenes in soap operas, and he wants to promise to never leave, and he wants to promise to stay together for a lifetime.However, who can predict when he will die?

Sherlock hadn't said these words to Watson, but his intuition told him that the good doctor would be unhappy when he discussed the matter of "you die first or I die first" with him.

Mir sensed Sherlock's unease, in fact it was always sensitive to Sherlock's mood swings.So he jumped off Sherlock's lap and curled himself into a ball in the corner farthest from the violin.Sherlock didn't look at it, and didn't want to play the violin now, he just put it back in the armchair and began to construct various possible future lives in his head.

He took out his mobile phone and began to check Twitter. This was the daily life of the only consulting detective in the world, and the only thing he focused on refreshing was Dr. Watson's Twitter.

JW: Sarah's baby is adorable. -boring

JW: I met Mrs. Holmes and she was a wonderful lady. -boring

JW: Not sure if Sherlock prefers a black dress or a white one. -boring

Throwing the phone aside, Sherlock took a long breath.At this moment, he heard the sound of the stairs. The old stairs of this house always made a creaking sound when he stepped on them, which had a sense of history and was not noisy.

The first ten steps are fast and heavy, and the last seven steps are slow and hesitant.

Sherlock raised his head slightly, and saw Watson who had just opened the door looking at him.Sherlock frowned, rolling his eyes around him: "You're worried."

Watson is obviously used to Sherlock seeing through him at a glance.He took off his coat, hung it at the door, and then walked to the single sofa and sat down.He didn't notice the half-drunk black tea on the small round table, and Sherlock noticed that Dr. Watson was worried.

"Sherlock, I suddenly thought of a question today." Watson clenched his hands together, which was a strange posture of self-protection. Sherlock involuntarily corrected his sitting posture and waited for Watson to talk, when he heard him Say, "Sarah's baby is cute, it's a girl, and she says she's going to name the baby Hamish..."

"This is your middle name." Sherlock's voice was low, as sweet as a cello.

Watson was taken aback for a moment, and then waved his hand lightly: "Yes, but that's not the point. The point is, Sherlock, have you ever thought that if we get married... I mean, I think we're going to get married sooner or later. After that, you may not have children."

Sherlock raised his eyebrows: "What did Mommy tell you?"

"How do you know... Never mind. It wasn't Mrs. Holmes who said it, but I thought it might be a big problem."

Sherlock stared at Watson's face, and the poor good doctor became more and more disturbed by his gaze.But it was precisely this slightly uneasy look that made Sherlock stretch his brows and eyes, and the strange anxiety in his heart was relieved a lot.

It's not that he's the only one worrying, John's thinking too, which is nice.

Sherlock crossed his right leg over his left, leaned back on the chair, and placed his hands on the armrests casually, looking as elegant as a nobleman whenever he sat like this.Watson looked at him, waiting for his answer, but saw Sherlock smiled at him: "Dear John, have you ever wondered what kind of life we ​​will lead in the future?"

Watson blinked his eyes, then pursed his lips and fell into deep thought. After a long while, he finally came to a conclusion: "Maybe it's about the same as now?"

"No, that would be very different." Sherlock shrugged, even if this action is not decent for others, Sherlock always has a way to make it elegant and sexy, "I have imagined countless possibilities since just now. We'll live here, live together legally, enjoy tax benefits together, and have joint assets. From then on, everything about you is mine, and so is mine. If I were single - in fact I was until I met you That's how it came about—when I'm old I'll find a place in the country to keep bees, and go out for a walk once in a while. But now that you're here, I think you might not like going around the bees every day."

Watson was distracted by Sherlock's words, and couldn't help laughing when he heard this: "Yes, I don't like it. I would rather you raise a flock of sheep than bees."

"Sheep are stupid. Of course it is better to keep bees. Bees are really smart animals. I have published papers on bees. You can read them when you have time. Well, don't look at me like that. It's okay." Sherlock leaned forward slightly, "What I want to say is that no matter what the idea is, I'm not ready to bring a child into my life. That would be terrible."

Watson was a little surprised: "Are you comforting me?"

Sherlock pulled out a smirk: "Partly, more is that I want to clarify to you that I don't want children, so you don't have to worry at all."

Watson nodded, accepting the statement.The last thing you need to worry about with Sherlock is that there will be some misunderstanding between them, because he has the smartest lover in the world.

But while preparing pasta that night, Sherlock received a picture.

It was a child with obvious PS traces, but Sherlock didn't delete it.

The child had Watson's golden-brown hair, Sherlock's unruly curls, blue-green amber eyes, and thin, softly curved lips.

MH: Wedding present.

SH: Just this once.

The author has something to say:

Welfare claw machine party:

The picture above shows Fuhua’s imaginary child【Big Fog】=v=It’s unscientific to give birth to a child, so I don’t have it in the main text, but you can try it in the fanart of sister Blackberry~

#Twitter finishing#

SH: MH I don't want to have a wedding with you!My wedding with John should be unique!

-Comment:

-JW: I don't want it anymore, you go and marry Mr. Skull!Backache is dead!

-MH: Mommy has decided that GL will come home with me this weekend to meet Mommy

-loki: ehehehe~~ I can help you escape marriage, please contact me if you are interested~~

-Thor: Didi I finally found you! Thank you MH for your help~~

-MH: You're welcome, this is what we #儿控联盟# should do.

-SH: i can help you.You run away from my marriage. MH don't stick your nose into Bell Street! !

-loki: SH, why don't we elope~ let our brother-in-law brother get married~--

-MH: (seriously) It's illegal to tear up a marriage certificate, no matter who you are... what. GL, honey I'm not kidding! Put it down! (°ο°)(Er Kang hand)

[Loki stop!Don't tear down the CP!Also, ehehehehehe's laughter is so restored]

SH: MH my dear brother, you almost screwed up my marriage proposal, I won't let you be safe with GL!

-Comment:

-MH: As a matter of fact, we've already been licensed

-MH: You should thank me, Sherlly, that's how I proposed to Greg

-JW: MH good detective didn't beat you up? !

-gl: No matter which one is like! !

-JW: GL No, I have a deep understanding!

-GL: JW, so, what the hell do you do with the red trash...they should already be trash, since you have Sherlock Holmes by your side?

-JW: Just... just... like that...≧/////≦ But, why are you asking this?

-GL: Nothing... that damn guy keeps making crap, it's fucking annoying!I'm the one cleaning!

-Anderson: BOSS, the bureau is already fully staffed, old Hughes was suspected of cheating by his wife yesterday

-Donovan: That's stupid, Mary's boyfriend proposed last night.

-X props salesperson: Now that the marriage proposal is successful, next, shall we just have sex?Need props?Specializing in selling small props, it has been imitated for many years and has never been surpassed. XX brand is a reassuring brand.Just give me a seat at your wedding, the price is negotiable~~~~~(●'

-X props salesperson: oh, no! My professional smile is half harmonized by the website!It is obviously a very professional sales model smile~~~~ Sad. . .However, if there is a seat, it will definitely be revived immediately~ Good doctor~ I ask for a seat~~~

-Roy: Miss salesperson (brother??) You are so cute, I want to marry you~

-X props salesperson: Ouch, Roy~ Brother (Miss)~ She is a girl, are you sure you want to marry me? SHJW forgot to congratulate you before, for the sake of my sincere wishes, give me a seat at the wedding~~~~ If I can have another autographed photo of you, that would be great~~~ Before MH Are small props useful?If it works, welcome to visit our shop again~ By the way, if your younger brother won’t give me a seat for their wedding, can you give me one, Brother Mai?When new products arrive in the future, I will definitely notify you as soon as possible~ Big customer~ Good sister Anthea~ Can you make a video of a detective like a good doctor proposing?

-GL: Tonight you sleep in my study = dish = MH

[There are small advertisements in the building!Advertisers can’t help being cute, and it’s unscientific that there are people hooking up!I also want! 】

Xinkeng Propaganda—British and American drama derivative fan works——[Comprehensive British and American] I have special skills to kill

Subject: [Help] What should I do if my brother is missing again?Emergency help online and so on!

- Sherlock: Blue bells are easier to find than him

-Watson: Don't mention that rabbit any more!

-Tony: Hammer, I knew it was you, why did you let him out again?

-Stephen: Tony, Thor is asking for our help, we should help him find Loki, for the safety of the earth

- Loki: You want you to promise not to lock me in the bathroom in the future

-Natasha: Oh~

1 Comprehensive British and American, including BBC detective Sherlock, Avengers, the main CP is Thor/Loki, Sherlock/Watson, Mycroft/Lestrade

2 No time travel, no rebirth, no abuse point, the official is already very good, the whole process is cured

[Contributing to the manuscript ~ recently published, welcome to collect]