[Shen Xia] When Watson has Twitter

"[Shen Xia] When Watson Got Twitter" Author: An Bilian

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#华生Opened Twitter#

Why is there a chainsaw in the bathroom!Why are there eyeballs in the kitchen!Why is there a heart in the refrigerator!

Also, the body soap is gone

- Comments (5):

-Harry: Sprinkle flowers~

-Anthea: [like]

-MH: I'm free on weekends, please let us know in advance if you have any happy event

-JM: Let's play games~ :)

-SH: John open the door, I got the body wash

Editor's review:

When Watson opened Twitter under the advice of a psychologist, the warm daily life on Baker Street kicked off.Why would there be a chainsaw in the bathroom though!Why are there eyeballs in the kitchen!Why is my roommate Sherlock actually nicknamed a heart!

The setting of this article is novel, showing Watson's unconscious complaints through Twitter, so that readers can watch the love history of the male god at close range.The author's writing style is witty and has an accurate grasp of the characters.Sherlock's arrogance, Watson's cuteness, and Mai Ge's brother-in-law attributes are all portrayed delicately and vividly, and there are endless jokes full of noise and jokes.

☆, #rented to a good house#

The author has something to say: Characters:

SH - Sherlock Holmes

JW - John Watson

MH - Mycroft Holmes

GL - Gray Lestrade

Harry - Watson's sister

Anthea - Blackberry sister who still doesn't know her real name

Tanya - Watson's psychiatrist

Welcome to collect new articles~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦

The whole article is full of joy, only healing and no abuse, some doctor's blogs and cases will be interspersed in the gap

April 7

9: 00am

The doctor told me that if I don't feel like blogging maybe I can start a twitter... Although I don't think it's really useful, it doesn't hurt to try.

9: 31am

Therapy isn't really doing me any good, the damn leg.

- Comments (1):

-Tanya: Maybe you just found out that I followed you, as your psychiatrist, I was very unhappy :(

10: 30am

Just met Mike and he said he was fat...well, he was fat.He's off to buy coffee, maybe I should go to lunch with him.

10: 50am

It's always a strange feeling to go back to the school I attended before, but it's very kind. Mike is a good guy, and he always knows how to help me ease my mood, from then to now.

- Comments (2):

-Mike: I am very pleased with your compliment, my dear Watson, everything will be fine

-Harry: please warm each other up :)

12: 00am

I met a strange man, he called himself Sherlock Holmes, I had never heard his name, and he wanted to rent a house with me as soon as we met... But he saw through a lot of things the first time he saw me... This kind of It didn't feel bad, so I decided to check it out with him.

- Comments (2):

-Harry: Oh my dear brother!Have you met a pervert? -0-

-SH: is a high functioning sociopath.

12: 30pm

Today's lunch was terrible, why do I order tuna sandwiches every time...  

14: 00pm

221BBakerStreet, well I'm lost...why is London more complicated than it used to be?

- Comments (5):

-SH: not complicated at all

-JW: that's for you

-MH: I also don't think it's complicated, the lines in London are always clear

-JW: Who are you?

-MH: maybe we need to meet up

14: 12pm

Finally know the direction, but it seems to go a long way.

15: 30pm

Mrs. Hudson is a nice person, and the house is nice.

15: 42pm

Sherlock - that's what he let me call him - was fiddling with the computer, it was a nice place, it looked messy but I liked it better than an empty room.The landlady seems to have misunderstood my relationship with Sherlock, and I should explain it to her sometime.

- Comments (4):

-SH: No need, she won't believe it if you explain it

-Harry: Brother, are you living with someone?when will you take it home

-JW: Harry, are you drinking again?

-Harry: Ah, I saw it sosad

15: 45pm

Inspector Lestrade was a little younger than the papers made him out to be.

15: 50pm

I'm in a taxi, yes, out with Sherlock on a case.It's exciting, I like excitement, no doubt about it.Sherlock just showed me his powers of observation, and it's incredible, he's literally the smartest person I've ever met.

- Comments (2):

-SH: Thanks for the compliment John

-MH: Huh

16: 16pm

The feeling of seeing a dead body again... Maybe I shouldn't use the word corpse, after all, this lady just lost her life, well nevermind.It was amazing to see Sherlock's alertness again, the speed of his speech and his thinking, and it took all my effort to keep up.Of course, it would be better if he could not say those sarcasms.

16: 22pm

Well I'm in the car again and Sherlock drops me off.

It's scary to have phones and monitors on me along the way, at least I think it's scary.

16: 24pm

Maybe not too bad, Miss Blackberry is beautiful.

-forward(1):

-Anthea: =w=

17: 00pm

i'm going to get my gun

- Comments (7):

-SH: John please come quickly if it is convenient

-SH: Come quickly if you are inconvenient

-sh: i need your help

-SH: I need you John

-Anthea: [Forward] Call the boss

-MH: Oh, is it true that I'm going to drink your wedding wine this weekend?

-JW: Shut up Sherlock!

18: 22pm

First of all, is it because I haven't been back to London for too long now to keep up with the trend?Why can everyone misunderstand the relationship between two men now (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I am not his object!

18: 23pm

Also, Sherlock is really smart, you don't have to worry about getting lost in the future :)

- Comments (3):

-Anthea: I will spare the weekend for my boss, if you want to get married, please do it as soon as possible

-Harry: Brother remember to call me

-Anthea: Oh, I should reply in the last one...nevermind~

-JW: ...

18: 40pm

I decided to live in Baker Street. It's a really nice house and the rent is very cheap.

20: 01pm

It seems that my marksmanship is not rusty.Also, Sherlock doesn't look like his brother at all.

- Comments (4):

-SH: [like]

-Harry: [like]

-Anthea: [like]

-SH: Maybe after he loses weight he will look like some

21: 34pm

Why is there a chainsaw in the bathroom!Why are there eyeballs in the kitchen!Why is there a heart in the refrigerator!

Also, the body soap is gone

- Comments (4):

-MH: Maybe, doctor, you can accept my offer

-Anthea: Boss I don't think he will agree

-JW: Yeah, I won't agree

-SH: John open the door, I got the body wash

☆、#Spoiler was struck by lightning#

April 9

12: 01pm

Sherlock just teased the name of my first blog post... Thepinklady, which I thought was pretty cool.

12: 22pm

The most annoying thing in this world is the automatic cash register in the supermarket!

- Comments (7):

-SH: You fought with him again

-JW: Yes, so you can buy milk from now on

-SH: NO

-SH: too far

-SH: My credit card, it's yours

-JW: OK

13: 04pm

There are many patients today, and Sarah helped a lot.

In fact, after what happened yesterday, I should be grateful that Sarah is still willing to talk to me.God knows how my first date with her got mixed up with a bunch of circuses.

14:42:pm

Now that there is no one else, I need to delete the text message.

Ever since Sherlock bought me a new memory card, my phone has been filled with his text messages... Can't I finish it all in one breath?

- Comments (5):

-SH: John has no bread at home and I need a new beaker toilet paper you look at buying it tonight I will eat dumplings if there are no dumplings please bring some noodles and please do not come back late

-SH: I love texting

-SH: John?

-JW: John is not here!

-JW: Sherlock stop texting me!Article 120 is up today!

16: 00pm

I saw Anderson and Donovan in the cafe, they looked so sweet.

16: 30pm

Sherlock secretly smokes, I can smell it.Where did he hide his cigarettes?

- Comments (2):

-MH: In shoes, he has loved them since he was a kid.

-SH: Shut up, Mycroft!

17: 00pm

Dumplings for dinner, the Chinese restaurant on the corner of the street, according to Sherlock's theory, that restaurant is the best, but in fact I tasted no difference.

17: 21pm

The heart in the refrigerator, Sherlock named him Michelangelo, but I prefer to call him Kevin.Kevin disappeared today, probably experimented by Sherlock or lost.

- Comments (1):

-Molly: No, I went there.Also, his name is Miss Harrel.

18: 00pm

Mrs. Hudson was on the phone and seemed to be talking about pets.

I hope he doesn't keep pets. I don't like furry animals very much. I don't know if Sherlock likes them, but if he dissects them, he will be too miserable.

18: 05pm

Very well, Mrs. Hudson dropped that idea.Because she said that she had already raised two, and it would be too tiring to raise another one.Why haven't I seen it before?

18: 33pm

Sherlock ate all the fried dumplings today.It's over, I don't think it will be quiet tonight.Shall I pull him out for a walk?

- Comments (1):

-SH: NO

19: 01pm

Sherlock is playing the violin, it seems that he is in a bad mood today.

19: 10pm

i need to buy a pair of earplugs

20: 20pm

Well, stop, it looks like he's tired.

- Comments (2):

-SH: John I need a cup of coffee and two spoons of sugar

-JW: I'm right next to you on the couch, can you talk directly?

21: 00pm

"Conspiracy of Love" started, and since I started watching TV series with Mrs. Hudson, I seem to understand the magic of TV series.He is boring, but he is just trying to seduce you to keep watching and watching.

Hope tonight can find out who the murderer is.

- Comments (2):

-SH: The heroine's uncle, obviously.

-JW: Well, you're ruining my fun watching it, damn it!

The author has something to say: Let’s come to a doctor’s blog in the next chapter [Touch your chin]

Congratulations to the doctor for the failure of his first relationship, let’s spread flowers~

☆, #Three Emeralds#

Before joining the war, I thought that the most difficult part of my life was the time when I was studying for a doctorate. Later, I found that compared with the battlefield, being in school seemed like heaven.But after I met a man, I realized that maybe I would be more comfortable staying in the field and getting shot.

I have to thank Sherlock for letting me off that damn crutch.The battle may bring honor to many people, but for me, there are probably more disasters.I injured my shoulder and lost my leg, which is weird, but my therapist said it was normal.

Sherlock is a very energetic man, with black hair and beautiful eyes, and from the first day I saw him, I only saw him in formal suits and trench coats.Sometimes I wonder if he has any casual clothes. Of course, after getting along for a while, I saw his wardrobe, which is full of suits and shirts, and there is a row of Sherlock's expensive and scary trench coats.

At that time, Sherlock was lying on the sofa with a nicotine patch on his hand. Usually, this kind of time meant that he was thinking about the difficulty of two nicotine patches.Water was boiling on the stove, and I turned to him and asked, "Don't you have clothes that look more comfortable?"

"It's all Mycroft's stuff, and I don't like it," Sherlock replied.

"Maybe some time, you need to buy some clothes yourself." I suggested.

"Buying clothes? Boring." He replied.

I had expected that he would not agree, and I was not surprised to get such a reply.After brewing black tea, add two spoonfuls of milk to Sherlock's favorite white porcelain cup, then pour the black tea into it.Maybe Sherlock smelled the fragrance, he still closed his eyes and asked, "You don't usually do this."

"Mrs. Hudson is out. You have to know that she also needs to have her own social life."

I put the black tea on the coffee table, Sherlock paused his thinking, or maybe changed from lying down thinking to sitting, picked up the teacup and took a sip.I picked up the newspaper and looked at it. There was a photo of Inspector Lestrade on it-this photo made him a little old-and the following was the case that Sherlock and I went to the scene today.

The three emeralds on the crown of England disappeared, and the head of the bank in charge came to seek help from Sherlock, but obviously, the sensitive British media would not let go of this good opportunity. Before they rang their doorbell, the news was already flying everywhere.

"Is there any progress on the case?" I looked at Sherlock, whose eyes had returned to clarity.

Sherlock looked at me with a flat expression on his face: "Not much."

This surprised me a bit, after all, after a few months of getting along, I have gotten used to the omnipotence of the great detective.Look at my watch, I have to go to work, Sarah has tried to help me arrange work for the afternoon, seven appointments, I think I will be crazy busy.

I said goodbye to Sherlock, told him to remember to have dinner, and then I went to say goodbye to Mr. Skull.Since I started working, Mrs. Hudson has returned Mr. Skull to Sherlock, and at least this friend of Sherlock's will calm the Detective, who has grown restless.

But as soon as I stepped out the door, my phone vibrated.Open, Sherlock's text message.

'Please bring French food for dinner. SH'

He didn't listen to what I said at all, obviously.I quickly pressed the keyboard and replied: 'I am on duty at night, Sherlock, there is food in the refrigerator. '

'I want to eat French food. SH'

Instead of replying to him, I put my phone on silent and went to the clinic.

The first patient was a poor lady. The medical records said she was 46 years old, but she looked like an old woman in her 50s.Long-term arthritis kept her awake at night. This lady looked gentle, but she was always frowning, obviously not having a good time.

During the process of seeing a doctor, my mobile phone kept flashing. I decided to ignore it, but the lady pointed to the mobile phone: "Doctor, you can answer the phone first."

"No, it's nothing serious." I smiled at her, and then stuffed the phone into a drawer. If it wasn't too troublesome to remove the battery, I would have taken it apart.

But not long after, I heard a knock on the door.

It was Sarah. She was holding a mobile phone and looked at me with some embarrassment: "It's Mr. Holmes."

"Damn it, I knew it." Cursed in a low voice, I was a little angry, after all, this is my job and I can't throw it away with my current financial situation, "Thank you Sarah, just hang up Just fine."

"I'm afraid not, John. He has already called all the telephones and fax machines in the hospital at the same time. I think you need to answer it."

At the same time, the old lady's pocket also made a sound.

Cell phones, damn it, who the hell invented such a thing.

I apologized to the old lady, took Sarah's mobile phone, and heard Sherlock's low and mesmerizing voice: "John, I need your help, Second Bank, please come quickly."

When I ran out of the hospital, I was a little nervous, a little excited, and a little self-defeating.

Well, I should have gotten used to Sherlock's waywardness long ago, and have decided not to listen to him countless times, but he always has a way to make me submit.

Today's salary is gone again, maybe I should consider finding another job.

Brother already got that man's credit card? Good job!

-Harry

Poor John, but your relationship is really good

-Mrs. Hudson

John, you're missing the point of the case!

-SH

sorry sherlock but i have my way

-JW

I hope the proprietress can also get the boss's credit card, so that the proprietress doesn't have to worry about repaying the loan

-Anthea

Who is the lady boss?

-Anderson

You don't want to know :)

-Anthea

Take care of your underling Mycroft!Otherwise, you will sleep by yourself tonight!

-GL

Anthea, work the night shift tonight, no thanks

-MH

I always feel like I've found something... well, never mind

-JW

The author has something to say: So, Mai Lei, who always shows signs of affection =w=hehe

The next one will continue with the Twitter body. By the way, my dears like the blog body more or the Twitter body~

☆、#Sherlock is always right#

April 10

7: 30am

I'm used to waking up at this time now, even though I went to bed late last night... oh, I was really sleepy.

7: 40am

Got new toothpaste?Mrs. Hudson probably bought it. Sherlock doesn't like mint very much.

8: 00am

God!I forgot to boil milk for Sherlock!

- Comments (3):

-SH: I don't like milk

-JW: Don't be like a kid, and Sherlock, come out and have breakfast now that you're awake

-SH: NO

8: 30am

Well, I'm doomed to be late.

Since when did Sherlock learn to stay in bed?

8: 42am

Well not too bad, thanks to the London Underground.

-Harry: But I keep getting lost in the subway :(

-SH: It seems that not knowing the way is also hereditary

9: 03am

There are quite a few people with colds and fevers now, maybe I need to buy some cold medicine and go home.He had a cough when he saw Mrs. Hudson this morning, and hoped it was nothing serious.

9: 30am

Sherlock didn't text me today, maybe yesterday's reminder worked.

10: 04am

Still no text message.

11: 00am

No text messages.

12: 13pm

no sms...

I'm going home, it's so unnatural.

12: 30pm

Sherlock once explained to me very rigorously how to judge danger.For example, before entering the door, look up to see if the curtains are closed, for example, to observe whether the small carpet at the door is dirty, or whether the wallpaper next to the stairs is intact.

Although I haven't judged it accurately, at least this time I am sure that there are guests at home.

After all, the black car at the door is too familiar.

- Comments (3):

-SH: John, Mycroft is breaking and entering.

-SH: Also, you forgot to bring your lunch back.

-MH: Sherly, you never learn to be self-reliant, Mommy will be sad.

13: 02pm

The relationship between Sherlock and his brother may be really bad. The violin, which looks very expensive, can actually make a sound worse than sawing wood.

13: 20pm

Well, at least Mycroft would remember to bring something to eat so Sherlock wouldn't starve to death.

14: 01pm

I have to say that the lunch brought by Mycroft was delicious, and the pattern on the porcelain plate was very beautiful.

- Evaluation (1):

-SH: You should keep one, maybe after a while it will fetch a good price in an auction

14: 22pm

As soon as I got downstairs, I saw Sherlock draw the curtains.Well, maybe I can't go.It would be unwise to hope that Sherlock won't be arguing with his brother this time around.

15: 00pm

Well, I quit my job.

Sherlock once said I wouldn't do this job for more than two months, he's always damn right

- Evaluation (1):

-SH: Obviously =V=

-JW: Don't mess with me, Sherlock, if you want to have dinner tonight

-SH: It's bad behavior to threaten people, my good doctor

-JW: At least for now I can only threaten you with this

15: 03pm

Sherlock started smoking again.Greg has said that he had a very dark time, but now he looks a lot better, although his face is still a lot paler than normal.I think as his doctor and friend - if he thinks so - I need to remind him, stop hiding from me, I already know the slippers he hides by the fireplace with the cigarettes in them

- Evaluation (2):

-MH: And under the couch

-SH: Stop spying on me Mycroft!

16: 45pm

Sherlock removed all the decorations from the curtains. Why?

- Evaluation (7):

-MH: Playing childish tantrums again

-Anthea: Boss, lost contact

-SH: Your surveillance methods are becoming more and more obvious Mycroft

-JW: ... WHAT?

-SH: By the way, John, throw away the lamp above your bed, I've seen weird reflections on it more than once

-Anthea: Doc, if you need your sleep tape, I'll send one over

-JW: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The author has something to say: Sorry, let’s talk about the QAQ updated yesterday

Sometimes I unconsciously make up my mind, when Mai Ge is free, he looks at his younger brother tossing and sleeping in the bedroom from the monitor, and suddenly feels... so cute, with... The idiot attribute surges =A=

☆、#Mycroft’s Dream#

#Mycroft's Dream#

For Mycroft, becoming a civil servant was perhaps the most successful decision of his life.

For him, life is divided into two phases.

Before the age of seven, and after the age of seven.

Before Sherlock was born, Mycroft's life was full of various unknown creatures, teachers who couldn't even calculate calculus, and classmates who couldn't even memorize dictionaries. The impact is undoubtedly huge.

"I'm quitting school," Mycroft announced to his mother, returning from an exam.

"Tell me why." Mrs. Holmes, who was pregnant with her second baby, asked him, stroking his hair.

"They are all goldfish, and the red beards are smarter than them." Mycroft's immature face was full of disgust. Those people clearly had good looks but pitifully small brains.

"You are a genius, but others are not. You need to learn to be tolerant." This is what Mrs. Holmes often said to him, and this time is no exception. "What you have to learn in school is not knowledge, but how to get along with people. "

It is to get along with goldfish.Mycroft murmured disapprovingly, but was wise enough not to say it.

But Mycroft doesn't like tolerance, but he can understand what it means to turn a blind eye.

So, as a top student, he ignored everyone in the school.

But cleverness and maverick has a price, he has become lonely, no one likes to make friends with him, but this is actually good news for Mycroft.

Mycroft once thought that he would live his whole life oppressed by a group of goldfish, and his life would be full of despair, but it was Sherlock's birth that changed everything.His younger brother, Tiny Red's soft ball, would grab his brother's fingers and suck when Mycroft touched him.

Mycroft didn't like stupid people, and this brother who ate and slept was hardly wise at all.

But, as the little hand gripped his thumb, Mycroft suddenly felt the world grow warmer.This little guy has the same eye color as him, he will smile at him, and cry when he pinches his face, Xiao Lian is wrinkled, and his slightly curly fetal hair is soft when touched.

"Do you like Sherlock?" their mother asked him.

Without the slightest hesitation, Mycroft gave a big smile.

Like, even love.

Mycroft felt that even if his brother was a goldfish in the future, he would protect him.

But it turns out that his younger brother is much better than other goldfish. He memorized all the words in the dictionary when he was three years old, and he can smoothly calculate space geometry math problems when he was five years old. Talent is also fully displayed in Sherlock. He learned French in just one day.

"It took me three hours," said Mycroft, reading with what seemed to be a natural haughtiness in his voice.

"Micky is amazing." His younger brother, seven-year-old Sherlock looked at him and smiled, his face full of admiration and admiration.

Mycroft liked the way Sherlock looked at him, which made him feel that he was Sherlock's god. Being worshiped and liked by this little guy would always give people an unprecedented sense of satisfaction.

Bending to pick up Sherlock, Mycroft placed him in his lap. Still thin at 14, Mycroft inherited his parents' good looks and tall stature, which made him always popular at school.He was very particular about his appearance, and he wanted to have his socks ironed, but he didn't mind that Sherlock's little buttocks wrinkled his stiff pants.

"Looking at what?" Mycroft ruffled Sherlock's curly hair.

Sherlock held up the book in his hand and showed it to Mycroft: "How to Raise a Dog Well, Redbeard has lost some hair recently, I want to see why."

"It's old," said Mycroft. "Redbeard is ten years old."

"Will he die?" Sherlock raised his head, and when the sunlight reflected in those eyes, he looked like an angel.

Mycroft nodded. The red beard was already very old, and death seemed to be a matter of time.

Sherlock was a little unhappy. Although he was young, he knew what death was.It's like Aunt Mary, since she died no one has sneaked sugar into them.

"Will Micky die?" Sherlock changed the subject.

"No." Mycroft pinched Sherlock's cheek.

Sherlock smiled and continued reading.It was a little hard for the little hand to turn the pages of the book, but it could be seen that he was serious.

But before long, he was sleepy.No matter how sharp the head is, a child needs a nap, and Mycroft carried him to the bed.

They have always lived together, two beds of the same size, but Sherlock always likes to sneak into his bed.Mycroft held the little creature in his arms, sniffed his softness, and lay down beside him and closed his eyes.

There is also a student meeting in the afternoon, but compared to taking a nap with my brother, that is a smaller problem than the dust in the air.

================================================== ==================

"Boss, there is a meeting this afternoon."

Mycroft opened his eyes, and what he saw was Anthea's usual plain face.

Slightly straightened up, Mycroft looked left and right, he was still in the office, the coffee in hand was still warm, obviously he hadn't slept for long, stretched his hand to the side, but didn't touch anything, Mycroft turned He turned his head to look, and said, "Cookies."

"You've finished eating, boss." Anthea continued to press the keyboard on the phone.

"Your cuff." Mycroft raised his eyebrows slightly.

Anthea looked at some of the debris left on her cuff, wiped it off without changing her expression, and said, "Your dentist asked me to control your intake of sweets, boss."

For the sake of his teeth, Mycroft didn't argue with her.

Rubbing his forehead, Mycroft was a little surprised. He hadn't had a dream for a long time, but it's not a bad thing to dream about Sherlock's cute appearance once in a while.

"What time does the meeting start?"

"In 24 minutes."

"Help me get the data of the third surveillance object." Mycroft didn't like wasting a minute or a second.

Anthea picked up the coffee and exited the door.

A few seconds later, an image was projected on the wall facing the desk. On it was the office of Scotland Yard. A middle-aged man was holding a pen in a daze.

Looks like it's time to submit the report again.Mycroft put his hands together under his chin, a smile in his eyes.

Putting the phone on the table, Mycroft tapped the table lightly with his fingertips, and after a while, the phone rang.

"Mycroft, I need your help." Inspector Lestrade's voice contained some self-deprecation. "There is not enough evidence. I can't give that damned guy enough accusations."

"Greg, my time is precious. My schedule is very tight recently, and besides, I'm in a meeting." Mycroft's ability to tell lies with his eyes open has never weakened, and his voice is as noble as ever. In Trade's ears was the kind of voice that deserved to be beaten, although this person's voice was charming enough.

"What do you want me to do?" Lestrade, who had long been familiar with Mycroft's tricks, asked sleepily.

"Go to my house today..." Before Mycroft finished speaking, the phone was hung up.

Not minding at all, Mycroft looked at his watch, there were 13 minutes left.He looked at the surveillance camera on the wall, watched the man gnash his teeth on the phone for a while, then he was in a daze, then got up, and went to get his coat while he didn't know what he was talking about.

Looking at the mouth shape, the man was cursing him.

Mycroft didn't like the indecent behavior, and perhaps it would be a good idea to teach him how to behave decently at night.

In bed|, no doubt about it.

The author has something to say: Any tsundere once had a soft moment, just like Sherlock

Any brother-in-law is doomed from the very beginning, just like Mai Ge

Maggie's brother-in-law has reached the realm of transcendence and ignorance of all sentient beings, and Sherlock, as Mycroft's younger brother, has become the only security hole in the UK... =A=

☆、#Boring can kill#

April 11

6: 00am

Suzanne is a nice girl, but I feel a bit burdened by the fact that she always asks me to accompany her to her morning workouts.I only got four hours of sleep and now my head feels like it's going to explode.

Maybe just wash your face with cool water.

- Comments (5):

-Susana: We agreed on 07:30, you can sleep a little longer

-JW: I need to make breakfast.

-Susana: We can eat together, I know a restaurant that does a good breakfast

-SH: I don't want hot milk

-JW: You must drink, Sherlock, no picky eaters

6: 07am

There is less coffee, and I need to correct some incorrect living habits of my roommate, such as drinking coffee in the middle of the night, which is not good for the body.

- Comments (4):

-SH: NO

-JW: me