The rivers and lakes are full of local tyrants

Gou Ermao's books are all wholesaled from a shop in the city. The owner's surname is Zhang, who sells erotic pictures full-time and makes short stories as a side job. It is said that he has made a lot of money in recent years-but he is stingy and insidious, and often bullies the weak, so it is very It's embarrassing.

The first time she saw him, Shen Qianling immediately thought of the little boss who sold pirated discs at the door in high school, with thieves' eyebrows, mouse eyes and goatee. It turns out that people who run this business all over the world have the same face.

"Where did the book come from?" Qin Shaoyu asked blankly.

Boss Zhang said with a dry smile, "I remember, I can't remember clearly."

"Really?" Qin Shaoyu sneered, "One more question, where did the book come from?"

Boss Zhang's legs were a little weak.

The people around urged them one after another, saying that you should speak up quickly, if you offend Palace Master Qin, it is not a joke, and if the sand and rocks fly by then, ten of you will not be able to bear this responsibility!

"They were all written by someone." Boss Zhang broke out in a cold sweat. "But most of them used existing stories and changed their names."

"This one too?" Qin Shaoyu raised the book in his hand.

"..." Boss Zhang hesitated.

"Say it." Shen Qianling urged him.

The people who watched the crowd instantly became overwhelmed, and they all said "Say it" and so on. It was really unbearable, so everyone collectively beat up Boss Zhang!Although there is no reason, but I really want to beat you up, feel the world of brain-dead fans.

Shen Qianling: ...

Boss Zhang cried with a headache, "It was a scholar who came to the door a few days ago and said there was a new story about Palace Master Qin and Young Master Shen. After I read it, I thought it was good, so I paid for the set."

Shen Qianling is in a complicated mood. As a scholar, shouldn't he study the 36 strategies of the Four Books and Five Classics, and write these juicy yellow books every day, is there any ideal in life?

"Which scholar?" Qin Shaoyu continued to ask.

Boss Zhang shook his head bitterly, "I really don't know about this, he looks like a stranger, he took the money and left."

"Is it pockmarked if you don't love to laugh?" Shen Qianling guessed.

Boss Zhang was surprised, "How can the young master know so clearly?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was beaten up again by the onlookers.

Mr. Shen knows that everything is taken for granted, okay? It's just a matter of counting!I was already tired of praying for rain for everyone, yet someone still dared to question his magic power, it was unbearable and very angry!

Boss Zhang burst into tears, what crime did I do...

"Don't worry about it." Qin Shaoyu grabbed Shen Qianling who was about to fight, "In these years, he has helped the wealthy households in the city and done a lot of deceitful things. He has increased rents and taxes to buy and sell by force. It's good to learn a lesson."

Shen Qianling could only look at him with sympathy.

"Enough is enough." Qin Shaoyu carried Shen Qianling onto the horse, "Farewell, everyone."

Everyone immediately consciously stood in two rows, applauded and watched the two leave, and even wanted to scream, but in the end they held back—for fear that the sound would scare Mr. Entering Palace Master Qin's arms, twisting and yelling some sentences like "I'm so scared", just thinking about it makes me want to cry.

Simply delicate.

"What do you think about this?" After walking away, Shen Qianling asked Qin Shaoyu, "I think he is at least familiar with Yunlan City, not only knows how to protect himself by pretending to be a hidden guard of the Shadow Chaser Palace, but also knows how to make money as quickly as possible. silver."

But Palace Master Qin didn't speak because he was still angry.

Shen Qianling turned to look at him, "What's wrong?"

Qin Shaoyu took a deep breath, and then said, "I killed him."

"Not really?" Shen Qianling didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Since you and I have been together, this kind of book has been endless, and it's not like you haven't seen it before, so why are you so angry this time?"

But no matter how many previous books there are, there has never been such a strange existence as "black bear spirit", let alone "finally!" Qin Shaoyu said calmly, "I will not kill him."

Shen Qianling breathed a sigh of relief, "That's right."

Qin Shaoyu continued, "I cut him."

Shen Qianling: ...

Young hero, although your eyes are very cold and dazzling, but such cruel things must not be done!

"Let's go." Qin Shaoyu hugged him tightly from behind, "Let's do something that can make you feel better."

Shen Qianling's heart suddenly rang alarm bells, and he didn't need to think about what the so-called "things that can make you feel good" were, but wouldn't it be too unrestrained to do this kind of thing behind the scenes, to do these perverted things in the name of bad mood? The truth is simply despicable, it cannot be tolerated, it must be rejected!

He turned around and gave Qin Shaoyu a serious look.

Palace Master Qin's expression was grim, as if he was about to breathe fire in the next second.

So Shen Xiaoshou instantly withered.

Very spineless.

So for the rest of the journey, he had no choice but to pray silently, hoping that such things would never be seen by others.Otherwise, there will definitely be a new round of small story book climax, maybe there will be a story contest!

That's right, the people in this time and space are so insane.Compared with them, Shen Qianling often feels that she is from the feudal society, which is very embarrassing to modern people.

While thinking wildly, Ta Xuebai stopped by a river.Shen Qianling was suddenly very nervous, it is difficult to stand in the water!This is really very difficult and maybe some fish will bite the balls. If this happens, then I must divorce you.

Qin Shaoyu hugged him and got off the horse.

Shen Qianling stretched out his hand tragically, "The most I can accept is on that rock."

Qin Shaoyu: ...

"Young man, why don't we negotiate a deal?" Shen Qianling hugged a tree next to him, "If you are willing to wait until night to go back, then we can discuss everything."

"Oh?" Qin Shaoyu rubbed his chin, "For example?"

Shen Qianling thought for a while, and felt that he was very shameless for liking those things, and he really didn't have the courage to say it, so he had to lose his power and humiliate the country, "What do you want?"

Qin Shaoyu said, "Help me take a bath."

It's not difficult at all!Shen Qianling nodded frantically.

Qin Shaoyu continued, "Give me a massage."

This is totally achievable too!Keep nodding.

Qin Shaoyu continued, "You can only wear small pants during massage."

Shen Qianling protested, "It's like taking a bath."

Qin Shaoyu: Pfft.

"What's so funny!" Shen Qianling was furious, it was clearly the truth.

Palace Master Qin was very open-minded, "Okay, you are allowed to wear nothing."

Shen Qianling: ...

Don't say it as if I picked up a bargain!

"Nod." Qin Shaoyu urged.

Shen Qianling tentatively asked, "Is this the last request?"

Qin Shaoyu said, "Naturally."

Shen Qianling said straightforwardly, "Then I agree."

Qin Shaoyu: "...No."

Shen Qianling's eyes turned black, young man, do you dare to speak without panting, it's easy to delay people, okay?

"Don't go back on what you promised." Qin Shaoyu pinched his face, "Otherwise, you will eat boiled vegetables for a month. You said this yourself at the beginning."

What does it mean to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot!Shen Qianling was sad and indignant, "Then what condition do you have?"

Qin Shaoyu whispered a few words in his ear.

Shen Qianling: ...

rogue.

"If you regret it, eat boiled vegetables." Qin Shaoyu said leisurely from the side, "One month." "...Okay." Shen Qianling gritted his teeth, very ruthless.

Qin Shaoyu said with satisfaction, "Ling'er is really getting more and more aware of the general situation."

Meet your sister!Shen Qianling glared at him tirelessly, thinking about navel oranges all day long, why don't you go to Happy Farm!It's just annoying.

"Take it." Qin Shaoyu took off his outer robe and handed it to him.

Shen Qianling became angry instantly, "It's clear that I will wait to go back!"

"I'm afraid I can't do this when I go back." Qin Shaoyu scratched his nose, "I'm going to catch some fish in the river."

"Catch fish?" Shen Qianling was taken aback when he heard the words, "What are you doing?"

"Of course it is baked to eat." Qin Shaoyu laughed, "That's why I brought you to the river. The water in the Yunlan River is freezing cold all the year round, and the fish in it are also extremely fat. Now it's in season."

and many more.

Shen Qianling thought for a while, "You brought me here just to catch fish?"

"Otherwise?" Qin Shaoyu looked at him with a smile.

Shen Qianling took a deep breath, then angrily grabbed his neckline, "You wicked liar!"

Qin Shaoyu smiled even more, he hugged him into his arms and kissed him hard, "I like you the most."

Shen Qianling kicked him away and sat on the rock to reflect on himself.

To actually take the initiative to send it out once, um, navel oranges, it really shouldn't be.

Qin Shaoyu's lightness skill is very good, so catching fish is no problem. He caught four or five fish in a short time, and they looked really fat and fat.

"Back to Chasing Shadow Palace?" Shen Qianling jumped off the rock.

Shen Qianling tied the fish up with a rope, and walked towards the city together, but Ta Xuebai stopped when passing by a reed, and hissed to the sky.

The reeds shook suddenly, and from time to time another horse neighed.

Ta Xuebai became more and more excited, and turned to look at Qin Shaoyu.

"It's rare to see Xiaobai like this." Shen Qianling stroked its mane, "Did you meet a companion?"

Qin Shaoyu drew his sword and swept it casually, and the large pieces of reeds were immediately cut off by the sword energy, and they fell to both sides one after another, revealing a tall horse that was originally hidden inside - the whole body was golden, and it seemed to be golden in the sun.

Shen Qianling exclaimed, "Sweaty BMW?"

Qin Shaoyu laughed, "This is the treasure of the Northwest, no wonder Taxuebai is so excited."

The sweaty BMW seemed to be tied up by something, anxiously trying to move forward, but couldn't move the distance.

Qin Shaoyu rolled over and got off the horse with Shen Qianling in his arms, "I'm lucky this time."

"If you pick up the treasure, can you offset it once?" Shen Qianling seized the time to negotiate.

Qin Shaoyu shook his head, "Two different things."

Shen Qianling: ...

How can it be so oily and salty.

Really want to disappear.