Princess Longji is too cruel [Honghuang]
Chapter 54
Jade Emperor: Compared with Longji, my sister Yaoji is a little girl!
The Queen Mother held her forehead and sighed, and then performed to Longji what is called Shanxiao.
"You beep-beep-beep-, I just told you to save my life, and you beep-"
Long Ji consciously blocked the swear words, and finally listened to the beep beep.
"Young lady~" Long Ji acted like a baby, "Young lady, they bully me like this, do I have to swallow it?"
Queen Mother: "Don't you have a long mouth? Won't you sue? You can fight back if you are bullied, and I am happy to hear that. But grandma! Why do you want to be the prime minister of Xiqi, and you still want to preside over the gods. You So capable, why don't you become the Jade Emperor!"
Long Ji glanced at the Jade Emperor, "If... If the Jade Emperor has no objection, I can do it."
Jade Emperor: I don't think you are the illusion of Xihua's most wonderful Qi, are you a coward?The silly and bold one.
If Long Ji could obediently admit his mistake, the Queen Mother's anger would disappear after a few curses, but Long Ji wanted to shake his wits, so angry that the Queen Mother grabbed something and threw it at Long Ji.
"Go crazy! Go! You go to Yuxu Palace and kill Yuanshi Tianzun now! When you come back safely, the position of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother will be given to you!"
Long Ji raised his hand to catch the object thrown by the Queen Mother, but the Queen Mother was not willing to smash it hard.
The Jade Emperor recovered his facial paralysis. He patted the Queen Mother on the shoulder to comfort him and said, "Don't beat me up, don't be angry. What's the use of being angry when things have come to this? And ah! Next time you hit someone, use your own seal , don’t use my jade seal.”
Long Ji sent Yuxi back with an obedient face, and the Jade Emperor nodded her forehead, "You! You were obviously very obedient when you were young, why are you getting more and more wild now?"
Long Ji smiled hippiely, "Look at what Your Majesty said, I've always been good! If it wasn't for Jiang Ziya and the others who planned to frame me, how could I cause trouble?"
She was sitting on the next step, talking sideways to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
"When I mention this, I get angry. I can marry someone, but what kind of husband does Jiang Ziya find for me? He looks average, his cultivation level is average, and his character is so bad that it can't be worse!"
She giggled at the Jade Emperor, "If I can marry someone like His Majesty, I promise not to resist."
The mother, the Queen Mother, made trouble at the side, "Oh! You are really threatening, shut up! I am scared for the Jade Emperor!"
The Jade Emperor nodded cooperatively, "I'm really scared."
Longji: As for...I'm not that bad either!
After a few jokes, it's time to get down to business.
Long Ji conjured up a chair and sat in front of the throne, "This time I return to the Heavenly Court, one is to tell the empress and Your Majesty about the situation in the mortal world, and the other is to come back to claim power."
The Jade Emperor asked with a dull face: "Do you really want to be the Jade Emperor?"
Long Ji waved his hands again and again, "Don't dare, how can I have the ability of His Majesty? I just want to be the recruiter of the Heavenly Court, and I hope His Majesty will give me more autonomy."
Jade Emperor: "Tell me in detail."
"Your Majesty, the current Heavenly Court lacks 360 five-way righteous gods. The other little gods were recruited by the Heavenly Court itself. But I found that there are many people on the list of gods who are not worthy of being righteous gods, not even minor gods."
Long Ji shook the Kaifeng God List and pointed it out to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, "Look, many of them are mortals. This Bigan is the prime minister of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, a very virtuous person, it would be a good idea to call him a righteous god. But he has never practiced before, and the little gods in the heaven may not accept it.
The little gods have worked so hard to come to the vicinity of the Yaochi, and have passed many selection tests before they can go to heaven to become a little god.These mortals don't seem to have done any great things, so how can they be righteous gods? "
The Queen Mother nodded, "What you said makes sense."
Long Ji: "I have been watching and thinking in the mortal world. The matter of conferring gods must not be handed over to people of the three religions. In order to deal with the errands and reduce the casualties of the disciples of the three religions, they will definitely let mortals make up the list. But our heavenly court The purpose is to attract talents. If people with no morals and no conduct occupy the position of righteous gods, the little gods below will not be convinced, and troubles will arise sooner or later.
Now that the list of gods is in my hands, I will try my best to recruit some talents who are beneficial to the heaven.I need His Majesty to give me some autonomy, such as the welfare of the gods. "
Long Ji took out another jade slip, which contained his detailed plan.She explained the situation in the mortal world and her thoughts in an orderly manner.
The Queen Mother nodded again and again, "It seems that you have not wasted your time in the mortal world."
The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor pointed to some of them to discuss with Longji and make a final plan.
Longji made two copies of the contents of the jade slips and left them to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
The Jade Emperor said: "Have the Haotian Mirror with you, and be careful."
Long Ji said with a smile: "If Master Yuanshi kills me, what's the use of being careful?"
The queen mother was also very troubled, "You are safe with the list of gods now. What should you do when the gods are over in the future?"
Long Ji was very generous, "There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. It's not the time to worry about it yet! Don't worry about me. I have lived for more than 1000 years. If I can turn the matter upside down, I will Not in vain!"
Long Ji grabbed the dim sum on the imperial table and stuffed it into his mouth, waved at the old mother and the Jade Emperor and was about to leave.
The Jade Emperor shouted: "Eat slowly, why are you in such a hurry?"
With a snack in his mouth, Long Ji mumbled, "I'm going to fool you!"
Princess Longji, who was a serf in Yaochi, is gentle and virtuous, and a knitter girl is good at everything.
She didn't leave Tiangong in a hurry, but went back to the warehouse of her own palace and found some red silk.
While cutting the cloth, Long Ji took out the jade token given by Master Tongtian and spoke.
"Hello? Are you there?"
Her Royal Highness took the jade badge as WeChat credit.
After a while, the leader of Tongtian sent a 'video call'.
A puff of white smoke rose from the jade tablet, and the villain who looked like the leader of the Tongtian Sect looked at Longji seriously, "What are you doing again?"
Long Ji smiled flatteringly and said, "Don't be so indifferent, master leader! I just miss you!"
The villain of Master Tongtian wanted to retract into the jade tablet, but Long Ji hurriedly stopped him, "Wait, wait, don't run away before I tell you it's business!"
The villain stopped, but his feet had already slipped back into the jade tablet, and he was ready to leave at any time.
Long Ji coughed twice and cleared his throat, "That's it, didn't we agree last time? Some of your disciples are mediocre and cannot become immortals, but those who want to find a way out, our heavenly court can accept them. What do you think? How is it?"
"This is just your wishful thinking, see if the Jade Emperor agrees!"
Long Ji lay on the bed holding the jade tablet, "I have already told His Majesty the Jade Emperor about this! I am in the Heavenly Palace now! Look, this is the bed we slept together, you don't recognize me ?”
Master Tongtian's face darkened, "Nonsense!"
Long Ji: "Okay, okay! This bed is really not considered sharing the same bed, but that bed in the mortal world is!"
I'm lying on your arm, let's have an affair!
Master Tongtian scolded like an elder: "Don't talk nonsense! You were so cute when you were young, but how did you become such a scumbag when you grow up!"
Long Ji sighed: "Oh, maybe marriage has made me grow up! Wow! Speaking of which, I have never slept with that dead husband-in-law, but I have slept with you!"
That's a saint!I earned it, earned it!
Master Tongtian lost his temper when Long Ji made a fuss, "Your suggestion is also feasible, but I have to discuss it with my disciples."
Long Ji raised his eyebrows and forcibly changed the subject, it felt so good!
She didn't provoke Tong Tian any more, and just went along with the business.
"Master, it's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. I think it's today! You have called all the disciples back, and I have something to say."
Master Tongtian frowned, "What are you doing here?"
Long Ji: "You guys don't know anything about Heavenly Court, so I can answer your questions when I go! Lord leader, for the sake of sharing the same bed, let me go!"
Master Tongtian now feels a headache when he hears the word "sleeping together in the same bed", and he said impatiently, "Come if you want!"
After speaking, the villain turned into a puff of smoke, got into the jade tablet and disappeared.
In the Biyou Palace on Jinao Island, the leader of Tongtian summoned the disciples, and all the disciples came in a hurry.
Ever since the Three Religions signed the list of gods, the teacher ordered them to stay in the cave and not allow them to go down the mountain. This time they were summoned suddenly, and I don't know why this time.
Three to 4000 people came to the square of Biyou Palace, and the Master Tongtian gave an overview of the situation.
"Heaven is a god, and there are many righteous gods who are still vacant. If you are interested, you can compete for it. The road to immortality is difficult, and there is nothing wrong with being a righteous god to enjoy the fireworks in the world."
Long Ji looked at the leader of Tongtian, the leader is helping her!She only said that anyone under the Jiejiao would come if they wanted, but she didn't expect that Master Tongtian also mentioned the word competition.In this way, if there is someone she doesn't like, she can brush them off without any pressure.
As soon as the Master Tongtian finished speaking, the disciples talked a lot.
Previously, the leader of the Tongtian Church obviously disagreed with their involvement in the conferred gods, why did he change his tone this time?
Some disciples couldn't help being moved, their celestial karma was shallow, and although they worked hard, their cultivation had not improved. If they could go to the Heavenly Palace and become immortals, it would be good.
The disciples whispered to each other, and the Master Tongtian who was sitting on it probably could guess what the disciples were thinking.
Ever since Zhao Gongming went down the mountain privately regardless of his teacher's order, Master Tongtian paid more attention to the war in the mortal world.
Withdrawing himself, the Master Tongtian watched with cold eyes.Master Tongtian became more and more aware of what Chanjiao did.
Yuanshi Tianzun wanted to use mortals to make up the numbers, but it was unreasonable that the list of gods was all mortals, so he asked the second generation of disciples to accept him.Many of the disciples of the three generations were only accepted in the past ten years. Not only can they help Jiang Ziya in the battle, but if he dies, he won't feel bad.
As for Yuanshi Tianzun's confrontation with Jiejiao disciples... Master Tongtian didn't dare to think about it, nor was he willing to think about it.
Master Tongtian looked at the disciples below, and thought of the Taoist ancestor of Zixiao Palace.
Why did Daozu try his best to promote Fengshen?
Master Tongtian thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out.The disciples under the sect are the wealth of the Taoist sect, and only when there are many disciples under the sect, the Taoist sect will prosper.
So... why did Daozu want to enshrine the gods?
Long Ji felt that it was time to play by herself, so she took out a piece of cloth, shook it in the wind, and hung it in the middle of the hall.
The master of Tongtian was interrupted, he looked up, and there was a line of big characters written on the bright red cloth: The [-]st Conferred Gods Cup Fairy Recruitment Conference.
Master Tongtian: I shouldn't have let her come...
The Queen Mother held her forehead and sighed, and then performed to Longji what is called Shanxiao.
"You beep-beep-beep-, I just told you to save my life, and you beep-"
Long Ji consciously blocked the swear words, and finally listened to the beep beep.
"Young lady~" Long Ji acted like a baby, "Young lady, they bully me like this, do I have to swallow it?"
Queen Mother: "Don't you have a long mouth? Won't you sue? You can fight back if you are bullied, and I am happy to hear that. But grandma! Why do you want to be the prime minister of Xiqi, and you still want to preside over the gods. You So capable, why don't you become the Jade Emperor!"
Long Ji glanced at the Jade Emperor, "If... If the Jade Emperor has no objection, I can do it."
Jade Emperor: I don't think you are the illusion of Xihua's most wonderful Qi, are you a coward?The silly and bold one.
If Long Ji could obediently admit his mistake, the Queen Mother's anger would disappear after a few curses, but Long Ji wanted to shake his wits, so angry that the Queen Mother grabbed something and threw it at Long Ji.
"Go crazy! Go! You go to Yuxu Palace and kill Yuanshi Tianzun now! When you come back safely, the position of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother will be given to you!"
Long Ji raised his hand to catch the object thrown by the Queen Mother, but the Queen Mother was not willing to smash it hard.
The Jade Emperor recovered his facial paralysis. He patted the Queen Mother on the shoulder to comfort him and said, "Don't beat me up, don't be angry. What's the use of being angry when things have come to this? And ah! Next time you hit someone, use your own seal , don’t use my jade seal.”
Long Ji sent Yuxi back with an obedient face, and the Jade Emperor nodded her forehead, "You! You were obviously very obedient when you were young, why are you getting more and more wild now?"
Long Ji smiled hippiely, "Look at what Your Majesty said, I've always been good! If it wasn't for Jiang Ziya and the others who planned to frame me, how could I cause trouble?"
She was sitting on the next step, talking sideways to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
"When I mention this, I get angry. I can marry someone, but what kind of husband does Jiang Ziya find for me? He looks average, his cultivation level is average, and his character is so bad that it can't be worse!"
She giggled at the Jade Emperor, "If I can marry someone like His Majesty, I promise not to resist."
The mother, the Queen Mother, made trouble at the side, "Oh! You are really threatening, shut up! I am scared for the Jade Emperor!"
The Jade Emperor nodded cooperatively, "I'm really scared."
Longji: As for...I'm not that bad either!
After a few jokes, it's time to get down to business.
Long Ji conjured up a chair and sat in front of the throne, "This time I return to the Heavenly Court, one is to tell the empress and Your Majesty about the situation in the mortal world, and the other is to come back to claim power."
The Jade Emperor asked with a dull face: "Do you really want to be the Jade Emperor?"
Long Ji waved his hands again and again, "Don't dare, how can I have the ability of His Majesty? I just want to be the recruiter of the Heavenly Court, and I hope His Majesty will give me more autonomy."
Jade Emperor: "Tell me in detail."
"Your Majesty, the current Heavenly Court lacks 360 five-way righteous gods. The other little gods were recruited by the Heavenly Court itself. But I found that there are many people on the list of gods who are not worthy of being righteous gods, not even minor gods."
Long Ji shook the Kaifeng God List and pointed it out to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, "Look, many of them are mortals. This Bigan is the prime minister of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, a very virtuous person, it would be a good idea to call him a righteous god. But he has never practiced before, and the little gods in the heaven may not accept it.
The little gods have worked so hard to come to the vicinity of the Yaochi, and have passed many selection tests before they can go to heaven to become a little god.These mortals don't seem to have done any great things, so how can they be righteous gods? "
The Queen Mother nodded, "What you said makes sense."
Long Ji: "I have been watching and thinking in the mortal world. The matter of conferring gods must not be handed over to people of the three religions. In order to deal with the errands and reduce the casualties of the disciples of the three religions, they will definitely let mortals make up the list. But our heavenly court The purpose is to attract talents. If people with no morals and no conduct occupy the position of righteous gods, the little gods below will not be convinced, and troubles will arise sooner or later.
Now that the list of gods is in my hands, I will try my best to recruit some talents who are beneficial to the heaven.I need His Majesty to give me some autonomy, such as the welfare of the gods. "
Long Ji took out another jade slip, which contained his detailed plan.She explained the situation in the mortal world and her thoughts in an orderly manner.
The Queen Mother nodded again and again, "It seems that you have not wasted your time in the mortal world."
The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor pointed to some of them to discuss with Longji and make a final plan.
Longji made two copies of the contents of the jade slips and left them to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
The Jade Emperor said: "Have the Haotian Mirror with you, and be careful."
Long Ji said with a smile: "If Master Yuanshi kills me, what's the use of being careful?"
The queen mother was also very troubled, "You are safe with the list of gods now. What should you do when the gods are over in the future?"
Long Ji was very generous, "There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. It's not the time to worry about it yet! Don't worry about me. I have lived for more than 1000 years. If I can turn the matter upside down, I will Not in vain!"
Long Ji grabbed the dim sum on the imperial table and stuffed it into his mouth, waved at the old mother and the Jade Emperor and was about to leave.
The Jade Emperor shouted: "Eat slowly, why are you in such a hurry?"
With a snack in his mouth, Long Ji mumbled, "I'm going to fool you!"
Princess Longji, who was a serf in Yaochi, is gentle and virtuous, and a knitter girl is good at everything.
She didn't leave Tiangong in a hurry, but went back to the warehouse of her own palace and found some red silk.
While cutting the cloth, Long Ji took out the jade token given by Master Tongtian and spoke.
"Hello? Are you there?"
Her Royal Highness took the jade badge as WeChat credit.
After a while, the leader of Tongtian sent a 'video call'.
A puff of white smoke rose from the jade tablet, and the villain who looked like the leader of the Tongtian Sect looked at Longji seriously, "What are you doing again?"
Long Ji smiled flatteringly and said, "Don't be so indifferent, master leader! I just miss you!"
The villain of Master Tongtian wanted to retract into the jade tablet, but Long Ji hurriedly stopped him, "Wait, wait, don't run away before I tell you it's business!"
The villain stopped, but his feet had already slipped back into the jade tablet, and he was ready to leave at any time.
Long Ji coughed twice and cleared his throat, "That's it, didn't we agree last time? Some of your disciples are mediocre and cannot become immortals, but those who want to find a way out, our heavenly court can accept them. What do you think? How is it?"
"This is just your wishful thinking, see if the Jade Emperor agrees!"
Long Ji lay on the bed holding the jade tablet, "I have already told His Majesty the Jade Emperor about this! I am in the Heavenly Palace now! Look, this is the bed we slept together, you don't recognize me ?”
Master Tongtian's face darkened, "Nonsense!"
Long Ji: "Okay, okay! This bed is really not considered sharing the same bed, but that bed in the mortal world is!"
I'm lying on your arm, let's have an affair!
Master Tongtian scolded like an elder: "Don't talk nonsense! You were so cute when you were young, but how did you become such a scumbag when you grow up!"
Long Ji sighed: "Oh, maybe marriage has made me grow up! Wow! Speaking of which, I have never slept with that dead husband-in-law, but I have slept with you!"
That's a saint!I earned it, earned it!
Master Tongtian lost his temper when Long Ji made a fuss, "Your suggestion is also feasible, but I have to discuss it with my disciples."
Long Ji raised his eyebrows and forcibly changed the subject, it felt so good!
She didn't provoke Tong Tian any more, and just went along with the business.
"Master, it's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. I think it's today! You have called all the disciples back, and I have something to say."
Master Tongtian frowned, "What are you doing here?"
Long Ji: "You guys don't know anything about Heavenly Court, so I can answer your questions when I go! Lord leader, for the sake of sharing the same bed, let me go!"
Master Tongtian now feels a headache when he hears the word "sleeping together in the same bed", and he said impatiently, "Come if you want!"
After speaking, the villain turned into a puff of smoke, got into the jade tablet and disappeared.
In the Biyou Palace on Jinao Island, the leader of Tongtian summoned the disciples, and all the disciples came in a hurry.
Ever since the Three Religions signed the list of gods, the teacher ordered them to stay in the cave and not allow them to go down the mountain. This time they were summoned suddenly, and I don't know why this time.
Three to 4000 people came to the square of Biyou Palace, and the Master Tongtian gave an overview of the situation.
"Heaven is a god, and there are many righteous gods who are still vacant. If you are interested, you can compete for it. The road to immortality is difficult, and there is nothing wrong with being a righteous god to enjoy the fireworks in the world."
Long Ji looked at the leader of Tongtian, the leader is helping her!She only said that anyone under the Jiejiao would come if they wanted, but she didn't expect that Master Tongtian also mentioned the word competition.In this way, if there is someone she doesn't like, she can brush them off without any pressure.
As soon as the Master Tongtian finished speaking, the disciples talked a lot.
Previously, the leader of the Tongtian Church obviously disagreed with their involvement in the conferred gods, why did he change his tone this time?
Some disciples couldn't help being moved, their celestial karma was shallow, and although they worked hard, their cultivation had not improved. If they could go to the Heavenly Palace and become immortals, it would be good.
The disciples whispered to each other, and the Master Tongtian who was sitting on it probably could guess what the disciples were thinking.
Ever since Zhao Gongming went down the mountain privately regardless of his teacher's order, Master Tongtian paid more attention to the war in the mortal world.
Withdrawing himself, the Master Tongtian watched with cold eyes.Master Tongtian became more and more aware of what Chanjiao did.
Yuanshi Tianzun wanted to use mortals to make up the numbers, but it was unreasonable that the list of gods was all mortals, so he asked the second generation of disciples to accept him.Many of the disciples of the three generations were only accepted in the past ten years. Not only can they help Jiang Ziya in the battle, but if he dies, he won't feel bad.
As for Yuanshi Tianzun's confrontation with Jiejiao disciples... Master Tongtian didn't dare to think about it, nor was he willing to think about it.
Master Tongtian looked at the disciples below, and thought of the Taoist ancestor of Zixiao Palace.
Why did Daozu try his best to promote Fengshen?
Master Tongtian thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out.The disciples under the sect are the wealth of the Taoist sect, and only when there are many disciples under the sect, the Taoist sect will prosper.
So... why did Daozu want to enshrine the gods?
Long Ji felt that it was time to play by herself, so she took out a piece of cloth, shook it in the wind, and hung it in the middle of the hall.
The master of Tongtian was interrupted, he looked up, and there was a line of big characters written on the bright red cloth: The [-]st Conferred Gods Cup Fairy Recruitment Conference.
Master Tongtian: I shouldn't have let her come...
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