[Hunter] Soul Link

"Brother Tietou, have you heard what happened recently?"

The Tietou and Pingtou brothers in the time-honored state-run restaurant, as usual, would come here every now and then to drink a pot of wine and order two side dishes to chat.

"Brother, are you talking about the chrysanthemum explosion incident that has been rumored these days?"

"That's right, you're really old and perverted." The flat head shook his head and sighed. "Why are there so many perverts these days."

Recently, for some unknown reason, the residents near the Sky Arena discovered that their pets were always inexplicably sick and had a fever, and they were sent to the pet hospital for examination. In the end, the cause turned out to be inflammation of the rectum? !

According to Mr. Smith Wang, who was the first to discover this, when he came home from get off work that day, he saw their baby husky little prince lying on the ground dying and whining, completely devoid of his usual demeanor.And at night, he is listless. Not only does he not eat or drink, he even doesn't like to chew on his favorite dog bones.

Mr. Wang thought it was broken, his little prince must be sick.Sure enough, the next morning, the little prince who routinely had a poop suddenly let out a shrill scream, which made Lao Wang's heart tremble.This is terrible, why are you still in a daze, hurry up and drive your wife to the hospital together.

When I arrived at the hospital, I queued up for registration and finally completed a series of examinations.The doctor took him to a small room with the report and the medical certificate, and he thought for a moment that his little prince had some serious illness and was about to die.As a result, the male doctor wearing gold-rimmed glasses gave him a complicated look with eyes that he couldn't understand, then stuffed the diagnosis report and prescription into his hand, adjusted his glasses and told him it was nothing serious My problem is that I have a little inflammation, just take the medicine according to the list.Then before he left, he gave him an indescribable look, then shook his head and left.He seemed to be muttering something in his mouth, what is going on in the world?

Mr. Wang looked confused, is this doctor sick?It was only when he looked down at the diagnosis report in his hand that he discovered in astonishment that it was himself who was 'ill'.

□□ and rectal inflammation!These big characters were impressively written in the column of diagnosis conclusion.Grass!At this time, Mr. Wang finally understood why the doctor dragged him into the small room on purpose just now, just to save his face and not let his wife know.I also know the meaning of the doctor's expression and words when he left!

This doctor is really considerate of the customer, and helped him hide it in order not to cause family conflicts.Thank you so much!The problem is that it wasn't him who did it!He has a wife!Even if you want to cheat, you won't lay hands on a dog!Really him, he really wants to curse!However, it is still hard to argue, he is the only man in the family, who else could have done it? !

Damn, it really makes sense!He had no choice but to suffer from being dumb, threw away the medical certificate with a guilty conscience, told his wife that it was nothing but gastroenteritis, and then drove the little prince home with him.

Sure enough, as the doctor said, after being forced to take anti-inflammatory drugs for two days, the little prince was really alive and well again.Although he recovered from his illness, Lao Wang became more uncomfortable and depressed the more he thought about it.So I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I secretly turned on my phone behind my wife's back, and posted a post on the forum describing what happened to me.

In the beginning, the netizens took it as a joke, not to mention how happy they were gloating underground.The whole reply is hahahahaha, the poster must be responsible after laughing, and so on, the angry Lao Wang's heart is trembling again.

As a result, within two days, things turned around again.Because those netizens who laughed at the jokes under Lao Wang's post found that this happened to them.That would not be funny, so he opened Lao Wang's post again in depression, but he didn't expect to find that the same thing happened to many other netizens.

Gradually, the news about Bao·Ju Kuangmo spread quickly on the Internet.Even people who don't have pets at home are starting to panic.Why, because that mysterious pervert not only attacked pet dogs and cats, but even the cute little squirrel.And no one has noticed the clues, the madman comes and goes without a trace, and the martial arts are strong.Everyone was very scared, fearing that one day he would no longer be satisfied with animals and start attacking people, what should we do?

"I said you should be careful, Brother Pingtou." After drinking a glass of wine, the iron-headed man began to be in a trance.

"What?" the short, short-haired man asked with a blushing face. He was obviously drunk too.

"You are so good-looking and so petite." Tietou hiccupped as he spoke, "Maybe that madman has taken a fancy to you."

"Ah!" Hearing this, the flat-haired man was so frightened that he woke up from the wine. "Brother Tietou, what do you think we should do then?" Pingtou suddenly burst into tears.

"Don't worry, I have a brother." Tie Tou said proudly and drank the wine in his hand. "With me here, brother, you will definitely not be humiliated. If you really want to... hiccup... let him step on... hiccup... from my corpse... hiccup~"

"That's right." Pingtou nodded, feeling relieved immediately, "But what if that pervert likes you so much?" Pingtou said, taking a look at Tietou's burly body and ligated bronze muscles .

"That's not scary, hiccup. If he dares to come, I'll make him look good." Tietou waved his hand, feeling that his brother was caring about him, he was very moved, and drank the wine glass he had just filled again. "readily!"

"Why do you think that person didn't even let the little squirrel go?" Pingtou suddenly started gossip again.

"Short quilt." Tie Tou didn't care, "So what are you afraid of? It must be that you can't satisfy your partner, so you attack small animals pervertedly."

"That makes sense." Crew nodded thoughtfully, but felt something was wrong after a while. "That's not so small, isn't it still attacking the dog?"

"You haven't tried it, so how do you know that the dog's place is bigger than the squirrel's? Probably the difference is about the same." Tietou said a little impatiently, "Don't get entangled, come here, brother go one."

"Okay! Let's go!" The two of them clinked glasses and drank them down in one gulp.

……

"Guests go away, welcome to visit next time."

Lu Xiuxiu calmly watched the crew-cut man and the iron-headed man leave the hotel in their arms, and then saw Hisoka walking towards him twisting his waist not far away.

"Little Xiuxiu, I'll pick you up from get off work."

"Have you heard all the recent rumors?" The corners of Lu Xiuxiu's mouth curled up ironically, the voices of the two people who were discussing in the store just now were so loud that he couldn't even hear them.

"Hmm, it's not my fault." Hisoka was aggrieved when he heard this. "Isn't it because you want to play exciting?" He said, looking at Xiao Xiuxiu with a face that is both you and you.

"..." The corner of Lu Xiuxiu's mouth twitched, as if he had used Hisoka's ability first...but he could not admit that it was his fault.So he said sternly: "Just this little injury, you still need to use the ability to divert the injury? If you don't need it, you will be fine. According to your physique, it will be healed in one night!"

"Don't you use it too?" Hisoka raised his eyebrows, not knowing whether to say that Xiao Xiuxiu was smart or too smart, he thought of using his ability to attach to his own place to achieve the desired size. "Hmm, don't you also use your ability to transfer wounds?"

"Can it be the same? My physique is not as good as yours." Lu Xiuxiu beat him to death and refused to admit that it was his fault that things would turn out like this. "I can't get well in the morning, you still come!"

"Obviously you are also very happy, okay?" Hisoka twitched his eyes to express his dissatisfaction, Xiao Xiuxiu was really too fierce.Who told him that he just likes this coquettish bitch~

Wait, have you misunderstood the term sexy slut?This should not describe you, maybe you have some misunderstanding about yourself?Lu Xiuxiu felt aggrieved in his heart.

Now the ability to fully link is still not stable, every time as long as you complain in your heart, the other party can always sense it instantly.This cheating ability is also given to it by the word coquettish and cheap.

The two pushed each other's blame along the way, arguing and fighting halfway.It's so lively when you come and I go.When he hit Hisoka, he became excited, so excited, he pushed Xiao Xiuxiu against the wall in a deserted alley, and activated the ability of this coquettish bastard.

Really, the abilities of the two are almost ruined by each other.

Excitedly, Hisoka held Xiao Xiuxiu's waist with one hand and pushed his legs between his legs, and crossed his fingers with the other hand into his soft black hair, leaning over to stick it.

The soft lips, the flexible tip of the tongue, and the feeling of happiness and joy came to him in multiples.Lu Xiuxiu felt that his thinking and rationality were far away from him again.He held Hisoka's head in his hands and began to attack the city and seize the territory.Stretching their slender fingers down, the two groaned at the same time, but they were reluctant to let go of each other's lips and leave the warm touch. The tip of their tongues instantly smelled of blood, making the blood flow even more crazily.

The moon shyly hid behind the clouds, and didn't come out of it all night, because she saw too much today...

The two brothers Pingtou and Tietou walked back to Pingtou's rented house with each other in their arms. Tietou was supposed to leave. I don't know why he got so excited that he wanted to stay and show the door to the little Pingtou brother to protect him from the perverted maniacs. attack.The flat head hugged him with tears in his eyes, and said that it was rare for us to have another drink.

While drinking and chatting, for some reason, the two of them looked at each other inadvertently for a few seconds, then suddenly hugged each other and fell onto the bed.

"Brother Flathead!"

"Brother Iron Head!"

After confirming each other's eyes "affectionately", the two roughly tore off each other's underwear, pressed their flat heads with iron heads, and hugged each other seamlessly, feeling each other's enthusiasm.

I don't know how the two of them will feel when they wake up and learn about last night's madness.But at least Iron Head used his own body to save his brother from the perverted maniac.

Rumors continued the next day as a new victim was added.Even the spiders far away on Meteor Street have seen the rumors about the perverted maniac.