Female corpse

After driving for about half an hour, Rhododendron Lake appeared in front of us.They parked the car on the dam of the reservoir and got out of the car to have a look.

The lawn on the slope of the embankment is green and smooth, and the lake is so vast that you can hardly see the end at first glance, only the mouth of the Rhododendron River can be seen faintly.There are a few boats and a few small rafts in the reservoir. The water birds stop on the rafts and look around. The surroundings are very quiet, and there is hardly a pedestrian in sight.

Teng Yexin felt weird, didn't it mean that Dujuan Lake is very popular with tourists, why didn't a single pedestrian see it?

They put the car on the side of the road at the dikekou canteen and entrusted the boss to look after it.The boss is a middle-aged man with a pot belly. Some of the boats here are invested by him for tourists, and some are the villagers' own boats.

There are many villages in the upper reaches of the Dujuan River. Most of the villages have roads to communicate with the outside world, but there is a small village with only a few dozen households. The only way for them to go out is this river. The means of transportation are small rafts and small motorized cargo boats on the lake. .

Teng Yexin couldn't help asking her doubts: "Boss, why is Dujuan Lake so quiet? Aren't there many tourists who like to visit here? There should be many people on National Day."

The boss smiled and said a little embarrassedly: "Girl, you are a little late. Generally, people who come here for tourism are relatively early. After all, the boat has to sail a long way upstream. The sooner you come, the faster you will go." The farther you go, the more scenery you see. An hour ago, several groups of tourists rented boats to go upstream, and the masters who drove the boats were sent out, and now these boats are left on the lake."

Teng Yexin nodded. They bought some drinks, snacks and some barbecue ingredients at the canteen. They rented a tourist boat and several sets of life jackets and buoys from the boss. The boss took a young man to guide them on the boat. The guide asked them to put on life jackets.

Lei Qing thought it was troublesome and said: "Little master, can you not wear it? We are all on the boat and we don't know how to swim in the lake, and the boat is so stable, it is impossible to capsize."

The little master looked very shy, probably because he was facing so many beauties at once, he looked a little overwhelmed, and even stuttered: "It's better to wear..., this is... the rule, old man It’s not safe for [-]...just in case.”

Lei Qing wanted to say something else, but Luo Shiya pushed her shoulder to threaten her and said: "Everyone can wear it, but you are lazy and busy! There are water ghosts in the lake, do you want to go down and sacrifice yourself?"

Lei Qing touched the goosebumps on her hands, curled her lips and said, "I have thick skin and thick flesh, a lot of fat and little meat. If I want to eat, I should eat your fair and tender meat first."

Huang Yu clutched his stomach beside him and laughed.

Teng Yexin ignored these spoilers, she put on the immersion suit and helped Yang Suwen fasten the straps. When they were ready, they boarded the boat one after another, and when they were firmly seated, the boat started to start.

There are many seats on the sightseeing boat, a bit like a bus, there are still a few empty seats left after nine people sit down.There are a few tables on the boat, there are fences on the sides, no fences at the head and aft, a platform at the aft, and no canopy on the top.

People lie on the platform with their feet drooping, just enough to touch the surface of the water.I don't know how comfortable it is to lie on the platform and watch the scenery while playing in the water.

In October, the weather in Nanchuan City is not as hot as that in Beiqiang City.The girls were wearing vests and short-sleeved tops, shorts and short skirts on their lower bodies, and then put on life jackets.Some of them were lying down and some were sitting. They all squeezed to the stern of the boat to watch the scenery and gossip. A few boys stayed in the front and played cards around the table.

The speed of the boat is very slow, shuttling between the two walls of the cliff and the jungle.A long water pattern was left on the lake surface, and red cutting marks were occasionally seen on the water surface.

Teng Yexin was a little curious, she pointed to those signs and asked, "Little Master, what are these?"

The shy little master was probably used to it, so he stopped stuttering: "Those are some danger signs, indicating that there are things like stones or dead branches that will hinder the boat."

Teng Yexin nodded knowingly.

Not long after, an old lady rowed a small raft with a penny on her head. The raft was gliding very fast, and the old man was surprisingly healthy.

Teng Yexin was stunned, this old lady must be at least 70 years old, she is so powerful!

Lei Qing happily took the camera to record, and shouted loudly: "Grandma, grandma, look this way!"

The old man was a little embarrassed, smiled at them, and passed them by without slowing down.

The group of people hadn't recovered their senses yet, they looked at the old lady's back and remained silent.

Lei Qing yelled excitedly: "Ahhh, the old lady is simply my idol, she's so amazing!"

Luo Shiya said leisurely: "If your idols are lined up, they can probably circle the earth!"

"You Luo poisonous tongue, I don't expect you to say good things!"

Luo Shiya looked at her with a slight smile, Lei Qing carefully put away the camera and made a fuss with Luo Shiya, the two chased from the bow to the stern, and the boat swayed along with the bumps.

Xu Yuming was just thrown by the farmer and the bomb was tripled. He said angrily: "Can you two lose weight and run again? You will almost throw us into the lake."

Lu San said, "You should learn from me and be a quiet fat man."

Lei Qing and Luo Shiya: "..."

Teng Yexin had a premonition that something would happen to Lu San, so she silently lit a lamp for him in her heart.Sure enough, the flames of war ignited on Lu San, and the fighting mode between the two was turned on again, and the screams on the boat echoed on both sides of the valley.

These are not important, and they are reduced to the background by their tacit understanding.Xu Yuming, Wu Cheng, and Mo Yaodong eliminated Lu San, and continued to fight against the landlord without obstacles. The four of them sat in the sun and chatted, gossiping and telling funny jokes.

Yang Suwen said: "Yesterday, someone went to the mountain to play, but she met a wild boar who wanted to eat her. At this critical moment, she shouted: Mom. The wild boar was stunned: baby, don't run around anymore, look, you I've lost weight." She laughed as she talked, her shoulders trembled, and the others also laughed when they saw how low her smile was.

Huang Yu said: "You are not funny enough, look at me."

"A host asked the contestants: What is the purpose of using Viagra? The female contestant thought for a long time and answered: I can't think of it! The host said: Congratulations, you got the answer right. The audience commented: The answer is too incisive!"

There was a moment of silence around, and several people didn't turn their minds around.

Teng Yexin frowned, as if she didn't like this topic, she said, "No, it means I don't want to come out."

"Hahaha... this host is so cute!" Lei Qing reacted first, and the others were also amused by the cuteness of the contrast.

They were talking dirty jokes here, Xu Yuming looked over here while fighting the landlord, sighed for a while and lamented that the world is going down, girls are so dirty nowadays!

As the time approached noon, Teng Yexin called them to prepare the ingredients for the barbecue together.Yang Suwen could pierce her hand red with any ingredients, Teng Yexin looked at it as an eyesore and told her to roll away to cool off.

As if Yang Suwen's treachery had succeeded, she stepped aside with a smile and waited for food and drink.

Teng Yexin packed the garbage in plastic bags and planned to take it to a place with garbage bins for disposal. She would never allow any garbage to be thrown into the lake.It is said that the quality of domestic tourists is so poor that it is famous all over the world. She is very disgusted with this kind of behavior and will never be such a person.

Soon the food was ready, and the smoke from the cooking on the boat wafted up, and the fragrance wafted for three miles.Everyone stopped what they were doing, gathered around to eat barbecue, and the boat was moored on the lake.

Satisfied with wine and food, the boat continued to move forward.Occasionally passing one or two villages on the way, the boat soon came to a fork.

The guide was full of doubts: "Hey, I've never heard that there is a fork in the road. No one told me which way to go."

Teng Yexin said: "Little master, have you never walked this road?"

He scratched his face and said: "Yeah, I'm not a local. I came to my uncle's house to play during the holidays. The owner who rented the boat for you is my uncle. I used to come here to play when I was young. I am very skilled in sailing. My uncle just let me Come out and be your guide to make up the number."

Everyone: "..."

Huang Yu pointed to the road on the left and said, "Let's just go this way. I feel that this should be the correct route. I don't know why I have a strong intuition. Even if we go wrong, we can still go back the same way, right?"

There was no objection from everyone, the little master steered the boat to the left, the boat made a quick turn, and made a half circle on the water surface, making beautiful ripples.

The scenery on this road is more beautiful than before, sometimes with steep cliffs and strange mountains and rivers, and sometimes with lush shrubs and water plants, they concentrate on looking at the scenery.

The boat traveled for about two hours, and the time was more than three o'clock in the afternoon.

The guide said: "We should go back, so that we can return to the reservoir before dark, and there should be no unusual scenery when we go forward. They are all the same. We should have returned the same way at noon. I see you If I come out late, I will take you for an extra walk."

Teng Yexin said: "Then go back, it's best to get back before dark."

The guide smiled shyly: "I will speed up twice as fast as when I came here, so that I can return to the reservoir in half the time."

"It's a pity. If we can continue drifting like this until the end of the world, it must be the days of gods and couples." Lei Qing's divergent thinking began to wander.

Yang Suwen said: "Let's come again next time, specifically walking up the river from Dujuan Lake. This kind of experience must be different, and it's exciting to think about it!"

Everyone thought the idea was good, and they all echoed it, with yearning looks on their faces.

Huang Yu said: "Next time you come, remember to call us! Let's change the communication method." She was about to pick up her mobile phone to add WeChat to each other, and suddenly she yelled: "Why is there no signal in this place!"

Teng Yexin said: "Of course, here in the mountains and nights, there will be no signal."

"Didn't you still see the village before? The signal didn't even spread. Sure enough, when the moon is full, the water will be short and the water will overflow. Everything is not perfect, and there will always be some flaws. How can the villagers live here?" Huang Huang Yu sighed and exchanged mobile phone numbers with them.

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