Break the Dimensional Wall

Saitama silently finished knocking the peanuts and stretched out his hand to the melon seeds next to him, but maybe the sound of the melon seeds was a little too loud, as soon as he knocked the peanuts, the eyes of a few people all looked at him.

Saitama blinked, not understanding their complicated eyes, "Go ahead."

"Saitama-san, don't eat melon seeds, there are some tsubaki pancakes here." Uzumaki Mito changed the plate in front of Saitama's table, but the sound of eating tsubaki pancakes was actually a bit loud, at least Senju Tobema couldn't do it in this background The interrogation continued under the voice.

Forget it, I didn't expect to ask anything from Uchiha Madara's mouth.Senshou Kaima pursed his lips, intending to temporarily end this wonderful topic. Although he couldn't deal with Uchiha Madara for the time being, he was really not afraid that he would not show his feet if he kept staring at this guy.

But at this time, he saw his brother's showy operation.

"Madara, you said you want my meat, how much does it cost?" Senju Hashirama took the fruit-peeling knife on the table, handed it to Uchiha Madara, looked at him quietly, and waited for Uchiha Madara to take it. down action.

Senshou Feima immediately turned his head to see Uzumaki Mito's expression, the red-haired ninja's face was already bruised and purple, the veins on her hands burst out, her voice was soft as if she could pinch water, "Hashirama~"

"Huh?" Senju Bashirama blinked, and when he turned his head to see the black air bubbling behind Uzumaki Mito, he could even feel his wife's beautiful red hair was about to float up, Senju Hashirama thought After a while, I also felt that what I said just now seemed a little inappropriate, and swallowed, "What, Mito, isn't there a saying called stabbing a knife in both sides of a brother..."

The corners of Uzumaki Mito's mouth turned up, "Oh~ You are not stabbing a knife in your ribs but cutting your brother's flesh. Do you think you are a Buddha?"

"...Anyway, my resilience is very strong..." Senshou Zhuma said these words with difficulty.

The corner of Uchiha Madara's mouth twitched. It was impossible not to be moved by Senjujuma's words just now. He had been planning for such a possibility for so long, and he had thought of everything except Senju Zhuma. Tezhurama would hand him the knife, indicating how much meat he wanted to cut himself.

Uchiha Madara sighed, with a mocking look in his eyes, not sure if he was mocking himself or someone else. "There's a stele in the shrine of the Uchiha family—"

Uchiha Madara's voice was a little hoarse, he never thought that he would say all these things one day, even including his plan.Senshou Tomona's face was solemn, and I have to say that Uchiha Madara's move of feigning death was very good. If there was no deviation in the plan from the beginning, Senshou Tomona didn't know if he had noticed something wrong with it. possible.

However, after listening to Senshou Hashirama, he swiped his hand on the knife carelessly, "Come on, Madara, first try to see if you can evolve into the eyes of reincarnation!"

Uchiha Madara: ... a little moved and a little disgusted, how fat is it?

The charm of the eyes of reincarnation is too great, Uchiha Madara still did not withstand the temptation, and opened his mouth to bite Senju Zhuma's wound.

Hmm... and then... I kicked my legs and passed out.

Senju Zhuma hurriedly hugged Uchiha Madara in fright, "What happened to woc?"

"It should be the fusion of Yin Dun and Yang Dun. It hurts so bad." Senshou pouted, and came over to check Uchiha Madara's situation. After making sure that he had no major problems, he let Uchiha Madara go free. Falling to the ground.

"Leave him alone, brother, let's check the historical data. It doesn't make sense that the Uchiha family has such records, but the Senju family has none." Madara's back collar was raised, "I'll send Uchiha Madara to the hospital, brother, you... talk to sister-in-law first! Okay! Let's talk."

Thousand Hands: _(:з)∠)_

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Saitama didn't know what happened afterwards. When he returned to his small grocery store the next day, he found that the completion of his book had soared to 80% for some reason. Saitama scratched his head for this wonderful number, but he couldn't figure out what he did to make the degree of completion so high.

Forget it, any progress is a good thing.

Saitama just doesn't think about things that he can't figure out, and he can't think of them anyway, so it's better to let nature take its course, anyway, things can definitely be solved.

"Saitama!" It was a rare day when the sun came out, and Saitama was moving a bench to sit in the sun at the door of the grocery store. He heard someone calling him from a long distance. Saitama raised his head and looked over, and saw Hiruzaru Sarutobi Running over waving.

"...Hmm" Saitama stared at Hiruzen Sarutobi for several seconds, as if thinking about something.

Sarutobi has a good temper, and he can see his entanglement at a glance, "I am Sarutobi Hiruzen, and I treated you to eat sweet potatoes two days ago!"

"Ooh!"

"Have you really forgotten me?!" Hiruzaru Sarutobi made an angry look, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Saitama's face, "Forget it, you opened a grocery store. shop?"

Saitama nodded, got up from the stool with some reluctance, scratched his stomach that was feeling comfortable in the sun, "Do you want to buy something?"

"Well, this, this, and this!" Hiruza Sarutobi picked up a lot of things and put them on the table in front of the counter, thinking of helping Saitama get some business, "How much is it in total?"

"Ah, you can give it whatever you want." Saitama who didn't know the price at all.

"You are so casual, can you make money like this?"

"It's okay, anyway, people nearby often give me all kinds of food." Saitama seldom used money in the past few days, either Uzumaki Mito was treating guests to dinner, or this place stuffed eggs when he went out. Home stuffed bacon.

"Speaking of...!" Hiruzaru Sarutobi's eyes were shining, and he suddenly moved closer, whispering in Saitama's ear, "I heard that you are related to Hokage-sama?"

"That's it."

"What do you mean?" Hiruzaru Sarutobi didn't seem to understand Saitama's words, but he didn't want to ask this anyway, so he lowered his volume again, "Do you know what happened to Hokage-sama recently? Today, Tokaima-sensei It's not normal that you didn't come to teach us!"

The image of Qianshou Feijian as a workaholic has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Although he himself seldom comes to teach them, there will still be routine tests every time to consider how far they have reached.

"Oh, this! Probably because Uchiha Madara broke into Mito's room last night..."

Before Saitama finished speaking, Hiruzaru Sarutobi's eyes widened, "What? Hokage-sama got green by Uchiha?!"

Love is a green light~so shining~

Following Sarutobi's words, the people around were all ablaze with gossip, and they just went to the door to eavesdrop on their speech openly.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi also felt that his words were inappropriate, he quickly covered his mouth, "No, I was just talking nonsense!"

#Is it the loss of morality, or the charm of love is too strong! #

#Please follow us into the love two or three things about Naruto#

#In fact, the relationship between Naruto-sama and Uchiha Madara seems to be relatively close, maybe it’s not because of being green, but because of love and hatred#

All of a sudden, gossip news like this quickly spread throughout Muye Village. After all, life is comfortable now, and there is nothing to do on weekdays.Such a big gossip suddenly appeared, how could they not be curious?

The two protagonists, who were inexplicably gossiped, shivered suddenly: Why do they have the feeling of being watched?

When Uchiha Madara woke up from the hospital bed, he saw the nurse with gossip written all over his face staring at him blankly with a hanging bottle. Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows, and his usual strength and pressure immediately Let the little nurse wake up from the gossip.

Just about to apologize, the next second the little nurse noticed something was wrong, Uchiha Madara's eyes changed!

As a resident of Konoha and an excellent medical ninja, the little nurse immediately realized what the circle was after being stunned for a second.

"Wheel wheel wheel - look back!"

Originally impatient with the little nurse's frizzy voice, Uchiha Madara was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then got up and quickly ran to the toilet to look at himself in the mirror.

The samsara eye that was spinning around looked so wonderful that Uchiha Madara even forgot all the discomforts when he just woke up.

After getting the news, Senshou Feijian, who quickly rushed over with Flying Thunder God, saw Uchiha Madara who was smirking at the mirror.

Damn mental retardation

Qian Shou Fei Jian would not admit that he has such a little jealousy, isn't it just the eyes of reincarnation?What's so good about circle eyes!

Noticing the arrival of Senjubanma, Uchiha Madara also restrained the expression on his face, and looked arrogantly at Senjubanma, "What's the matter?"

Silver-haired Qianshou: Don't hide it, the corners of your mouth are almost parting in joy.

"Remember to come over later." Although Uchiha Madara gave an overview of the matter last time, it was too hasty, and they had no time to discuss the topic of everything.

During this period of time, Qianshou Feijian also spent time in the family library, trying to find clues.As expected, he did find something.Although, the things recorded above made Qianshou Feijian feel his teeth hurt when he looked at it, and he didn't want to believe it.

Uchiha and Senjumoto are brothers?Fuck it!Then they fought for so many years and killed so many clansmen for what?

Oh, of course, now a guy who corrects documents in Huoyinglou is also very happy. The real brother has appeared, and he can't wait to announce it to the world.

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"So, why did you pull me here..." Saitama sat in the barbecue shop in a daze, he didn't know these three people very well, did he?

"Cough, it's nothing, after all, Saitama, you have helped us a lot." Senju Zhuma coughed lightly, and called the waiter to bring the wine and barbecue.

Among other things, if Saitama hadn't stopped Uchiha Madara's actions from the beginning, the future development would be unpredictable.And no matter which of the two of them made a mistake, those guys who have been staring at Konoha will come out and bite off a piece of meat fiercely.

Just a few minutes ago, Hashirama and Madara had a fight. The two of them did not use their ultimate moves, and the outcome was unpredictable. Uchiha Madara with the eyes of reincarnation is as powerful as God, and he can't help Uchiha at all spot.Although the matter has not been completely resolved now, Uchiha Madara does not intend to engage in any suspended animation for the time being. The reincarnation eye has been obtained, and other things can be done slowly.

What can four big men do together?Of course, drinking and eating meat is already a lot of pressure, and in the private room, there is no need to be surprised by people's winks, just a few people are a little drunk.

Qianshou Zhujian was crying while hugging a pillar, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooible!"

"My daughter-in-law doubts my relationship with Ban Ban, and my brother always bullies me. I know I'm not smart! I also want to be more reliable, but I just don't have the twisted brain in the door. What can I do? , I am also very desperate!"

There is a tortuous mind: ... very good, brother, I will remember!

The Qianshou Zhujian over there was still howling, and he really cried out two tears in his eyes, "Feijian always has a straight face, I think he always feels like he is being lectured by his father! Don't dare to urge the marriage, woo woo woo, what if Fei Jian really married the laboratory?"

Higama who was married to the laboratory: ...

"Tsk tsk~" Uchiha Madara, who was also a bit drunk over there, also raised one corner of his mouth, "Look, that's how the Senju family is. My brother wants to be a father, not like me, but Izumi Nai pet to the sky!"

"No, labor, fee, heart!" Qian Shoufan gritted his teeth, wishing to knock out that idiot who was secretly depressed and growing mushrooms in the corner.

Then I heard Senshou Bashirama continue howling, "Madara too! You're so dishonest even though they regard me as a brother, hey, don't tell me such an important thing, in case I really kill Madara What should I do? But fortunately, I can really be brothers with Ban."

Uchiha Madara: uncomfortable, want to vomit

"Hey, Madara too, I have a granddaughter and he's not married yet, so it's really worrying—hmm."

Uchiha Madara, who really couldn't listen anymore, took the corn cobs on the table and stuffed them into Senju Zhujian's mouth, and blocked his mouth.

Saitama eating barbecue alone: ​​Kiran

Seeing that the two people in front were about to quarrel, Saitama grilled the meat silently. The meat here is so delicious that it should not be wasted.

Shameful waste.

Putting another plate of meat on the grill, Saitama accidentally knocked over the messy wine bottles on the table with his elbow, and rolled to the ground.

"Ah!" Saitama saw the wine bottle roll onto the steps, swayed twice on the edge, and then rolled down.

The barbecue shop they were sitting in was well decorated, and under the tatami mats they were sitting was a half-empty environment for ventilation. Seeing the beer bottle rolling down, Saitama also stood up and prepared to fish it out.

As a result, he squatted down, touched, and touched a round thing.

As soon as he exerted force on his hand, he tore out a pitch-black object.

Saitama: What is this?Is it a specialty product?