God, your chapter H has been locked by me

After washing his face in a hurry, Wei Ning quickly turned on his computer and logged on to the website. He received a ticket in the background. Because of yesterday's "absence of work", he was not only deducted wages but also 50 yuan, and this month's attendance bonus was also lost.Wei Ning sighed, and finished the two-day lock task together. Unexpectedly, the master has been very honest recently and didn't write any more yellow seals.

Wei Ning couldn't help feeling uneasy, wouldn't his group of idiot fans take offense at him because they couldn't see H?

The more he thought about it, the more Wei Ning felt passive. He thought about it and decided to take the initiative. He registered a new Weibo to quietly follow the master and his support group, and then applied to join the four groups of master readers. Waiting for the approval, Wei Ning Click on the collection of Chong Er's works, and continue to read the book "Boundless Wind and Moon".

After watching for a while, Koukou received a notification that he had successfully joined the group. The members of the group were very enthusiastic and came out to express their welcome.

Please call me queen SAMA: Welcome newcomer!

Fresh Meat Bun: The newcomer touches his head~

Crab meat bun: the newcomer silently face~

Fresh Meat Bun: Newcomers touch their breasts~

Crab meat bun: the newcomer touches the chrysanthemum~

Focus on updating for 30 years: The above two are very proud of you, and the newcomers and young friends are scared away by you!

After a fierce psychological struggle, Wei Ning made up his mind to say hello.If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger cub!

Vest does not explain: Hello everyone!

Please call me Queen SAMA: Be good~

Fresh Meat Bun: Ma Ma Hao~

Crab meat bun: Jiajia is good~

Focusing on updating for 30 years: →_→ means that I am unable to complain about the name of the newcomer...

The vest doesn't explain: ...

Wei Ning found that he didn't know how to deal with these alien languages ​​at all. He stared at the screen for a while, and suddenly realized that the profile picture of the group leader looked familiar, so he clicked on the group leader's button and copied the button number Go to your original buttons and search.

Soon, he found a friend whose name was "sister".

Uh... At that time, in order to help the second sister, the younger sister, find out what his younger sister was obsessed with all day long, he was forced to add the button of the second younger sister, pretending to be an admirer and approaching her, but unfortunately, his younger sister soon found out.However, although the second child knows how to kill games every day, his sister is much better than him. She is two years younger than them and is a student of the law school next door. Also became friends.

Looking at her younger sister's domineering group business card "Please call me Queen SAMA", although Wei Ning knew that her younger sister was a rotten girl, she never expected that she had reached such a state...

Wei Ning hadn't fully recovered from the surprise, he suddenly realized another problem, his sister's button is online, but shouldn't he and his second brother meet netizens at this time?

Wei Ning clicked on his sister's button, and used the account that the vest did not explain to chat with her temporarily.

The vest didn't explain: I'm Wei Ning.

Please call me Queen SAMA: ==My brother is so shameless that he asked you to change your number to test me!

Vest didn't explain: Uh, no... this is purely a coincidence.

Please call me Queen SAMA: == Are you really a reader of Zong Er?

Vest doesn't explain: This...it's a long story...

Please call me Queen SAMA: Are you rotten?Or are you actually a closet?By the way, you don't mean that to my brother, do you?

The vest didn't explain: ...you think too much!I'm not going to say this, I'm going to ask you, today the second child said that he would accompany you to meet netizens, why are you still buttoning up in front of the computer?

Please call me Queen SAMA: Today is Zong Er Da Da’s birthday, I’m going to host his birthday party at YY, uh… Didn’t I tell my brother that the date was cancelled?

The vest doesn't explain: ...

Please call me Queen SAMA: I remembered, last night we went to the dormitory for dinner, I drank too much... It seems that I didn't tell that netizen that I would not go...

The vest didn't explain: In other words, the second child dressed up blindly and went on a blind date with your netizen?

Please call me Queen SAMA: ...I'm afraid it really is...

Please call me Queen SAMA: No, I have to save my brother. The man told me that he is gay. I was afraid that he would lie to me and let my brother accompany me to embolden me. Now I am a little afraid that he will directly lie to me. Brother!

The vest doesn't explain: With his IQ, it's indeed a bit dangerous...

Please call me Queen SAMA: But the birthday party of Mr. Zong Er is about to start... Well, Brother Wei Ning, I remember you are from the Department of Literature and Art, right?Have you hosted both the orientation party and the graduation party?

The vest didn't explain: Hey!You don't want to pit two brothers together, do you?

At this time, Wei Ning received the other party's offline file, and his sister immediately sent a please expression.

Please call me Queen SAMA: My username is Muyu Tingfeng, my password is buxugaimima, 777168, this is the channel number, help me out, there are not many people in the morning, I will come back soon, 88!love you~

The vest didn't explain: Damn!Wait a moment!don't go!

The profile picture on the opposite side was already blacked out, Wei Ning's head was full of black lines, and he clicked on the document, which contained the process of the birthday party and the draft of the host.

Wei Ning raised his forehead, is he infected with the second virus?

With half an hour left before the birthday party, Wei Ning opened a carton of milk and followed the process while eating breakfast.I have to say that Zong Er's birthday party was organized very carefully. During the day, his radio drama and ED serial broadcast, and the official song party started at [-] o'clock in the evening.But there are quite a few guests who can’t arrive at night, and will come over during the day to send blessings or offer songs. There is a special field controller in charge of recording, but there is also a host in charge of reception. A total of five guests have been reserved in the morning, all of which are from radio dramas. Dubbing CV.

Wei Ning logged into the YY account of himself and his sister, and after entering the channel, he used his sister's premium account to put on a vest for himself, put on the wheat sequence, and began to play some original songs according to the process.

One after another, people entered the channel, and on the public screen, apart from wishing Zong Er a happy birthday, they were asking who the host was, why hadn't I seen it before?

Wei Ning saw that the time was almost up, so he muted his sister's account and adjusted the microphone: "Hi everyone, the host needs to deal with an emergency today, and I will be the host temporarily. I'm not good at it, everyone, please bear with me!"

Wei Ning is a reporter at his job, and he has studied broadcasting and hosting. He has a straight voice and a professional style. In addition, his voice is already good, and his clear and crisp male voice immediately made the audience boil. Swipe the screen.

The host turned out to be a man! ! !

This voice makes me hard! ! ! !

Is it attacking or receiving?

Nosebleed~(≧▽≦)/~

Wei Ning's face darkened, he knew it would be the result of such cheating...

Ignoring the messy text on the public screen, he simply opened the scene and started to play songs according to the process. There were still people on the public screen showing their interest in the host. Wei Ning had no choice but to joke: "Everyone If you are so enthusiastic about me, the Great God will be jealous if he sees it, right?"

Eat your vinegar or eat ours, →_→

puff……

Do you want to be so truthful ╮(╯_╰)╭

Come to my bowl, the host, Da Da, I will love you even more than Da Da~

Wei Ning finally understands that rotten girls are scary when they are bored, they will seize every opportunity to tease you.So, he decided to ignore them, put on his music, and let them flirt.Just when he was about to minimize the window to do something else, a new audience came in, still an orange horse. Wei Ning looked at the high-profile "Chong Er" word behind his icon, and for a moment forgot to warm up.

ah!Appeared greatly!

Worm two big morning!

It's so touching to come here so early!

Happy birthday adults! ! !

Then, the public screen was swiped by happy birthday.Wei Ning immediately hugged the big god to Mai: "Happy birthday to the second big brother, since you are here, let's say hello to the fans!"

Zong Er didn't speak, but his message appeared on the public screen.

Worm [-]: Thank you everyone!I'm at work, so it's not convenient to talk.

Soon, Zong Er's message was submerged in everyone's enthusiastic support. Wei Ning's button rang at this time. He clicked on it and found that it was a master. He intercepted the picture in the channel over there, and his YY vest was also " The vest does not explain."

Zerg [-]: Are you playing lurking with me?

Vest doesn't explain: Believe it or not, it's just a coincidence.

Zong [-]: I can't figure it out, since you are my fan, why do you want to be a special judge to lock my article?

Zong [-]: Could it be that kind of mentality, since it is a lock anyway, why not just lock my favorite big text with my own hands?

The vest doesn't explain: ...

Vest doesn't explain: I find that you are simply not an ordinary narcissist.

Zong [-]: Then do you have no money to read the V text or do you want to read the locked H chapter?

The vest doesn't explain: What kind of brain circuit do you have!Isn't it good!I learned a lot from a pit, lest I be bewildered by your brain next time and blow up the backstage again!

Zong [-]: Thank you, I understand.

The vest didn't explain: I'll wipe it!You didn't blow me up on purpose, did you?

The other side sent a classic soldier smoking emoji, Wei Ning suddenly felt that he was being molested, what the hell is this black-bellied bitch=human really the god himself? !

If it wasn't for the sake of the second sister's face, he really wanted to throw the mess of the birthday party to the birthday party, so what should he be busy with!

Wei Ning stopped talking to the master, received two groups of guests on the channel, but his sister still didn't come back, his buttons flashed, and the master came to apologize again.

Zong [-]: Do you have nothing to do during the day?

The vest didn't explain: Boss, do you have nothing to do?Aren't you at work, why are you so idle looking for me to chat?

Zong [-]: When I didn't say it, you continue to be helpful.

The vest didn't explain: what do you mean?Are you picky when someone hosts your birthday party?

Wei Ning snorted and glanced at the time. His sister had been away for more than an hour, and he didn't know what was going on. He was thinking about making a call to ask, when he suddenly remembered that he had drunk too much yesterday and seemed to have turned off his phone. lost!

The vest didn't explain: Since you're not satisfied with me, you can handle it yourself at the birthday party, I'll withdraw first!

Worm [-]: No.

Vest does not explain: ==

Wei Ning was too lazy to deal with that person, put on his coat, and rushed to the mobile business hall in a hurry.It is very fast to reissue a mobile phone card, but it is terrible without a mobile phone. Wei Ning’s family is in the countryside, and he has not asked for money since he was a freshman. The salary of a part-time job is excluding the tuition fee. Take out the spare money to change the mobile phone.

He came out of the business hall, walked back with bitterness and hatred on his face, thinking about going to the company first, and discussing with him if the editor-in-chief is here, can he be paid in advance for a mobile phone.Although the main responsibility for the phone falling into the pit is his own, but he is also an accomplice!

Thinking of this, he suddenly found a familiar person sitting on the opposite side of the road, Wei Ning was stunned, then waved: "Second brother?"

"Don't call me Huamingcheng in front of the whole city, ancestor!" The second child ran up and pressed Wei Ning's mouth, protesting.

In fact, the second child has a very hypocritical name, Xia Zun. When he introduced himself, he said something in a bookish way. .But later, Wei Ning and the others always thought it was too hypocritical, and never mentioned his real name after that, and called him the second child directly, so that Wei Ning almost forgot what his real name was.

"Is your name Xia Bei or Xia Jiu?" Wei Ning laughed.

"What the hell are you calling wine!" The second child snorted angrily, "Why don't you call water!"

The two hugged each other and walked forward, Wei Ning glanced at him: "Who were you texting with just now? Are you smiling like a fool?"

"Don't tell me I ran into a stupid X today! I went early today, and I saw his netizen before my sister arrived. He was wearing a famous brand and dressed like a little boy. I just saw it. Unlike a good guy, the first thing he said when he saw me was, so you're a boy?" The second child laughed terribly: "Guess what, I told him directly that I am your netizen, and that I was stolen. Call my phone if you have anything to do in the future!" He said as he shook the phone, with a sinister look on his face: "Young boy, you want to hit my sister, think my brother is transparent!"

Wei Ning looked at the second child's high-spirited look, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed to tell him that the so-called boy is actually gay, and he might have already taken a fancy to you...

The two had already walked back to the school while they were talking, Wei Ning pointed to the opposite building: "I'll go to the company first, second child, you should go back first."