God, your chapter H has been locked by me

Tang Kai is notoriously difficult to "manuscript" professional users, and his manuscripts have a special feature-the deadline must be delayed, and the weekdays must be delayed.This excellent quality has caused countless editors to regroup with hatred. This month, the editor in charge of Tang Meiren directly handed over a note to the editor-in-chief, and fled. best candidate.

Unfortunately, this idler is Wei Ning.

When Wei Ning was walking in the Tangkai community with heavy steps, how much he hoped that this road would never come to an end... The last time he broke the good things of others and the editor-in-chief, this time Tang Meiren had to go to hell he?

Thinking of this, Wei Ning's footsteps became heavier.

"Check the water meter!" Wei Ning lowered his head and knocked on Tang Meiren's anti-theft door according to Brother Qi's instructions.

The anti-theft door was opened a crack, but the safety lock was still attached. Tang Kai looked Wei Ning up and down, and said with a sly smile, "Honey, are you the rescuer sent by the editor-in-chief's little slut?"

Wei Ning raised his head with a bitter face: "Mr. Tang, haven't you finished your manuscript for this month?"

Tang Kai smiled even more sinisterly: "You look a little familiar? Oh... I remembered, you are that little intern who loves to clean up, right? It just so happens that my house is a bit messy..."

"Always ready to serve you!" Wei Ning waved his paw and took the opportunity to rush into Tang Kai's house. A musty smell came over his nostrils. Wei Ning frowned, and saw Tang Kai walking around the garbage step by step. the study.

"I'm going back to find inspiration, and I'll leave it to you here!"

An hour later, Wei Ning looked at the bright and clean living room and wiped off his sweat, then knocked on the door of the study with a refreshed mind and invited Tang Meiren to come out and accept the achievements of the revolution.

"I want to eat fried rice!" Tang Kai didn't ask for anything out of the ordinary.

Wei Ning took a deep breath, went to the kitchen to make a plate of fried rice, and brought it directly to Tang Kai this time.

"Why fried rice with soy sauce? Isn't it my favorite Yangzhou fried rice?" Tang Kai glanced at the plate in distaste while typing on the keyboard.

"..."

Who knew that your favorite food is Yangzhou fried rice?Besides, this is obviously egg fried rice, even if the technology is a little bit sloppy, do you think that there are so many eggs in it that he is agglomerated with chicken bouillon?

Wei Ning tried his best to maintain a smile: "I finally made it, would you like to have a taste?"

Tang Kai held the spoon and put a spoonful into his mouth with a weary expression, and suddenly showed an extremely surprised expression: "Oh! It's really unexpected... It's unpalatable!"

The corner of Wei Ning's mouth twitched, and suddenly realized that Tang Kai's screen was not a document, but a game interface. He immediately exploded: "Mr. Tang, didn't you say that you want to find inspiration? Find inspiration in online games?"

"It's not impossible..."

"But you're writing a column on urban emotions!"

"Then the theme this time is about love in the virtual world..."

"Mr. Tang, you haven't decided on a theme for this month yet?!"

Tang Kai glanced at Wei Ning: "Okay, okay, don't bother me, I'll start writing after I hack this bitch to death, just stay away!"

"That..." Wei Ning's gaze remained on the screen. Tang Kai and his roommate were playing the same online game, and the name of his guild looked familiar: "My friend is also playing this, and he is almost at full level. I asked him to kill people for you, can you write the manuscript first?"

"Can he still have the pleasure of killing me if he cut me for me?" Tang Kai looked at Wei Ning speechlessly: "I'm very irritable now, and when I'm irritable, my inspiration will disappear very easily. You can figure it out!"

"Okay... you continue..." Wei Ning took a hard nail, had to withdraw from the study, and sat on the sofa in a daze.By noon, Tang Kai still didn't show any sign of killing people. Nima, even if he wiped out a guild in four full hours, it should be finished, right?Wei Ning couldn't take it anymore, so he had to knock on the door again.

"Teacher Tang? Can I go in?" There was no response in the study, Wei Ning asked again, and pushed the door open.Tang Kai was lying on the desk, and he ate up all the fried rice. Wei Ning walked a little closer and found that this person had fallen asleep!

"Teacher Tang!"

Tang Kai raised his eyebrows, propped his head up with his chin in his hands, and after a long time, he said impatiently: "I said boy, do you have to get the manuscript today?"

"Today is the deadline. If you don't give me the manuscript, the entire magazine will not be published normally, and the editor-in-chief will also suffer losses. The consequences will be very serious." Wei Ning observed the other party's expression and sighed: "If The work is not finished, and today is probably my last day of work."

"That's it...then you can only choose to help me find inspiration." Tang Kai suddenly smiled, he hooked his hands at Wei Ning, and when he got closer, he put his hand on Wei Ning's shoulder and stood up, facing him The corner of her mouth curled up: "Actually, my theme this time is homosexuality. Do you have any ideas?"

"I..." Wei Ning froze, subconsciously stepped back: "I have no idea..."

"Then you can't help me?" Tang Kai sighed.

"That's not what I meant!" Wei Ning immediately denied, his face was embarrassing, and he was racking his brains on how to get Tang Kai to write his manuscript obediently. Tang Kai was approaching him with great interest, his delicate face zoomed in on Wei In front of Ning, it was frightening: "Well... I, I don't have any ideas... But... I might be able to give you some inspiration..."

"How?" Tang Kai narrowed his eyes, and Wei Ning saw a beautiful snake calling his name eeriely.

"That..." Wei Ning pushed Tang Kai who was closer than the safe social distance, took out his mobile phone, clicked on the reading software, and suddenly blocked the screen between himself and Tang Kai: "You can look at this! It depicts homosexuality The depiction is very...detailed!"

"Chong Er's works collection?" Tang Kai's eyebrows immediately knit together.

Wei Ning observed Tang Kai's expression, and the other's expression changed all of a sudden, and he couldn't figure out what kind of psychological activity this represented, and when he was distracted, Tang Kai swiped his finger on the screen: "That's a good idea, But I don't have time to read it, can you read a paragraph to me?"

After he finished speaking, he went back to the desk and sat down, opened the document, as if he was ready to start coding.

Wei Ning glanced at the phone, and on the screen was Chong Er's early antiquity work "Boundless Wind and Moon". Visually, there was nothing inharmonious, so he swallowed and began to read.

"Hey! Be more professional! Your tone of voice will scare away my inspiration..."

"...Ge Qing looked at the man across from him. He has experienced countless big scenes and encountered countless dangerous situations in his life. An ordinary person with great strength, the number one master in the world feels helpless. His palms are full of sweat, and sweat seeps from the corners of his forehead, and he even has the illusion that his heart is about to squeeze water softly... Ge Qing's Adam's apple twitched , spoke very unnaturally..." Wei Ning stopped, he met Tang Kai's probing gaze, and felt that Ge Qing was possessed at this moment, the difference was that he had never encountered a more difficult situation in his life opponent!

"keep going?"

Wei Ning curled his lips: "Uh...my sweetheart is you."

"Pfft..." Tang Kai couldn't help laughing at first, but then developed into uncontrollable laughter. He patted the table, completely disregarding his image—fortunately, his image in Wei Ning's eyes had long been shattered.

At this time, Wei Ning's cell phone rang, and he took a look to see that it was Brother Qi.

"Brother Qi, I can't stand it any longer. Come and collect your supernatural powers soon?" Wei Ning answered with a bitter face.

"Let Tang Kai answer the phone." The editor-in-chief's metallic voice came from the phone. Wei Ning was shocked, called out the editor-in-chief, and immediately sent the phone to Tang Meiren with both hands.

Tang Kai accepted the phone with a smile: "Hahaha... your little assistant is too funny, why don't you just let him be my assistant, molesting once a day really helps to unblock your body and mind?"

Wei Ning's expression turned ugly instantly, his copycat machine leaked sound, and soon he heard the editor-in-chief's calm response: "First settle the bill this time."

"Boring!" Tang Kai was disturbed, snorted unhappily, and clicked with the mouse: "The original manuscript has been sent to you."

"Give him back the phone."

"Did we agree to lend him to play for a day?"

"The premise is that you deliver the manuscript on time."

Tang Kai snorted, and looked down at the three-way missed call from the editor-in-chief on his mobile phone: "My clock stopped, and I didn't pay attention to the time..."

"Give him back the phone."

Tang Kai rolled his eyes, and shook the phone towards Wei Ning. Wei Ning took it, aggrieved, and wanted to shout into the phone: fish have dignity too!But what he said turned out to be: "Editor-in-Chief, Teacher Tang has already handed in the manuscript, if there is nothing else..."

"Our columnist is a bit willful and made unreasonable demands on you. Regarding this, I did not tell you the truth in advance. I apologize to you." The editor-in-chief paused: "However, beyond my expectation, you did a good job. "

"..."

Wei Ning was stunned.

Damn, do you think I can't see the trick of slapping a sweet date?It was obvious that he sold me to this man surnamed Tang to tease me casually for the purpose of urging the manuscript, saying something grandiose...

However, this is the first time that the editor-in-chief has praised him, so it is human nature to be a little moved, right?

"that……"

"As a compensation……"

Wei Ning's eyes lit up, he didn't expect a lot of bonuses, and a few days off with pay would be fine too, oh my, editor-in-chief, why don't you be so polite!

"I invite you to dinner."

"..."

Forget it, something to eat is better than nothing to eat... Besides, the level of the editor-in-chief is seafood level, right?

"Go back to the company first."

"Thank you editor-in-chief! I'll go back right away!" Wei Ning happily hung up the phone and said goodbye to Tang Kai: "Teacher Tang, then I'll go back first, you should have a good rest!"

"What did that man invite you to eat? If you are so happy, seafood? Shark's fin? Wild animals? I can also invite you..." Tang Kai raised his eyebrows unhappily.

"Ms. Tang, you should rest first. It was very hard to finish the manuscript just now, and I have to go back to continue working. Goodbye!" Wei Ning ran out of the study as if fleeing, with lingering fears. He really had dinner with that perverted writer. indigestion?

Tang Kai was disgusted, sitting behind the desk exuding resentment, he thought for a while, logged into the game account, and issued a call in the guild: Today is not a good day, go find the scum who betrayed me last time, take his turn!