God, your chapter H has been locked by me

Wei Ning locked himself in the bathroom, concentrating on persuading his little brother to put down his weapon, bow his head and confess his guilt, when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Wait a minute, it's not over..."

"You've been in for almost half an hour."

"I..." Wei Ning got anxious, took off his clothes, and rushed into the shower: "It's taking a shower!" He said, turned on the nozzle, poured cold water, and the evil fire in his belly was extinguished in an instant.

The editor-in-chief was still knocking on the door persistently, and Wei Ning gave himself a refreshment. As soon as he turned off the shower, he heard the sound of a key being inserted, followed by two clicks, and the door opened.

"..." Wei Ning immediately covered the key parts with a towel.

"Are you taking a cold shower?" There was no water vapor in the bathroom at all, and Wei Ning was ruthlessly spotted by the editor-in-chief.

Wei Ning's gaze fell between the editor-in-chief's legs and slowly moved upwards. The moment his eyes met, Wei Ning smiled awkwardly: "Exercising..."

"You still have a fever!" The editor-in-chief said, picked up the bath towel and went forward to wrap Wei Ning up, staring coldly into Wei Ning's eyes, obviously waiting for him to explain.

Wei Ning had a face full of embarrassment. Just now he ran in in a hurry, and took a cold shower when he came up. The editor-in-chief is also a man, so you don't need to guess what he is here for...

"Editor-in-chief, don't get me wrong... I, I am Chun Chenbo!" Wei Ning explained dryly, then lowered his head and scanned the editor-in-chief's place: "Didn't you salute just now, cough, it means we Both are healthy, congratulations!"

"Morning wood disappears naturally, right?" The editor-in-chief raised his eyebrows, his expression became a little strange: "You don't think..."

"No, no, absolutely not! I'm a straight man, and I like girls with big breasts, thin waist and simple thoughts! I'm not interested in men at all, especially you. I have absolutely no unreasonable thoughts..." Wei Ning said, Suddenly noticed that the editor-in-chief looked wrong, and quickly stopped the conversation: "Editor-in-chief?"

"Not interested? Was the phantom limb hardened just now?" The editor-in-chief approached, and Wei Ning retreated step by step until he hit the wall, unable to avoid it.

"That was an accident..." Wei Ning looked away, his ears flushed.

"how to prove?"

"Proof... proof?!"

The editor-in-chief smiled, and suddenly stretched out his hands to press the walls on both sides of Wei Ning, confining him in his arms: "If you can't prove it, let me prove it wasn't an accident." He lowered his head and kissed Wei Ning. Shut Wei Ning's defenseless mouth.

Master, master... is the editor-in-chief kissing him? !

Wei Ning stared ridiculously, and forgot to resist for a moment. The editor-in-chief's lips were softer than he imagined, and he gently sucked his lips like tasting, and the tip of his tongue slipped in through the crack of his lips, gently soothing his stiff tongue , Wei Ning's head was dizzy for a while due to the wonderful wet, slippery and soft touch. The editor-in-chief seemed to laugh, and the humming tremor spread between the intertwined lips and teeth, and Wei Ning suddenly found that his waist was weak.

The editor-in-chief suddenly touched his waist to his arms, deepening the kiss. Wei Ning felt in a trance that he had returned to the dream of the octopus. The editor-in-chief's tongue was running rampant in his mouth, and the oxygen was quickly taken away. Wei Ning Running away in embarrassment, but being cut off all the way and being invaded by the other side, the saliva overflowed from the corner of his mouth, Wei Ning couldn't figure out how many editor-in-chiefs were in it... This thought made his mind even more confused, There seemed to be clusters of sparks exploding overhead...

"Hmm..." Wei Ning finally began to struggle, the editor-in-chief's skills are too good...he is already in a mess, if he doesn't resist, he will really fall.

The editor-in-chief finally let Wei Ning go. He pinched Wei Ning's chin. The latter's face was flushed, his eyes were rippling, his lips were bright red, and his saliva glistened. Touching his waist again and again: "What should I say now?"

Wei Ning was stunned for a long time before he said bluntly, "Editor, are you trying to pick on me?" As soon as the words fell, before the editor could answer, Wei Ning swayed and fainted in the opponent's arms.

The editor-in-chief frowned, and the hot temperature on his shoulders told him that this kid was on fire again.

Wei Ning obediently received fluid infusions for three days in a row in the hospital. He had a fever before he recovered. However, no matter what the editor-in-chief said during this period, he would not go to the editor-in-chief’s house to spend the night again. One of his shadows, fortunately the editor-in-chief didn't mention it anymore, so he pretended to have amnesia. No matter what the editor-in-chief thought of him, he didn't intend to just bend like this, and he was still bent by his boss.

After the last fluid infusion, it was already New Year's Eve. When we came back, firecrackers rang all the way. Wei Ning sat in the co-pilot watching the festive street scene and called home to report that he was safe.

"Mom, I told you that there is an internship this year and I can't go back. I really didn't lie to you! Oh, I didn't go to some girl's house... Your son hasn't found a partner yet, so where are you going to curry favor with the mother-in-law? I will come back after the new year." Are you good at home? I swear! Uh... Mom, I beg you, don't ask me to meet Xiaofang Xiaofen again, your son is so helpless, if you don't make trouble, I can still smash it Is it here? Oops...Mom, why are you still fighting with this, I really didn’t go to my future mother-in-law’s house!”

After finally comforting his mother, Wei Ning breathed a sigh of relief, he turned to look at the editor-in-chief, a little embarrassed: "Hehe... being blind dated every festival..."

The editor-in-chief didn't make a comment, the car drove very fast, and he arrived downstairs in the dormitory in a short while. He turned off the engine and looked at Wei Ning: "Send you up?"

In the past, the editor-in-chief would forcefully go upstairs and never ask for opinions, but when he suddenly asked, Wei Ning immediately understood that this person was unhappy.

Why is he unhappy?I gave him my first kiss, so I'm not in a hurry!

"If it weren't for me, you would be reunited with your family now, I'm sorry..." Wei Ning scratched his head, reached out and grabbed the handle, and put on a posture ready to get off the car: "Thank you these few days, I have the opportunity to invite you to dinner! "

"Isn't now an opportunity?"

Editor-in-chief, why don't you do this?I'm just being polite, so don't be rude to me...

"..." Wei Ning looked at the editor-in-chief speechlessly. Just as he was about to find an excuse, he suddenly realized that today is New Year's Eve. He really let the editor-in-chief leave like this. He didn't even have a bag of quick-frozen dumplings at home. Isn't he a bit too much? ?

Thinking of this, he didn't resist so much in his heart. Wei Ning opened his mouth and was about to let go when the editor's phone rang suddenly.

"Tang Kai?" After the editor-in-chief pronounced the name, he was in a state of listening for a long time. Wei Ning was also attracted by the name. He looked at the serious profile of the editor-in-chief and couldn't help guessing why Tang Kai called the editor-in-chief. .

It should be New Year's greetings, right?

But the scene of Tang Kai coming out of the editor's room in disheveled clothes kept popping up in his mind, and Wei Ning was instantly curious about the content of the call.

"Where are you?" The editor-in-chief said and looked at Wei Ning: "Well, I'll go there later."

Wei Ning watched the editor-in-chief hang up the phone, and immediately said positively: "If you have something to do, do it yourself. I can do it by myself. I'm already much better. It's easy to go up to the fifth floor!"

The editor-in-chief looked at Wei Ning for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

"Then be careful on the road!" Wei Ning finished speaking in a hurry, and quickly got out of the car. When he bent down to wave goodbye to the editor-in-chief, he found that the editor-in-chief did not look at him again. drive out.Wei Ning stared blankly at the editor-in-chief's car buttock disappearing at the end of the road, and suddenly felt empty. This feeling was like dreaming that he was sitting next to a table eating delicious food, and suddenly opened his eyes and found that he was Lying in the bed, I don't even have to eat a steamed bun...

Wei Ning walked all the way to the door of the dormitory with such a hesitation in his heart, and then suddenly remembered that this feeling is scientifically called feeling lost.

He turned on all the lights, watched the Spring Festival Gala on the computer, and cooked dumplings in a small electric pot.The phone was thrown on the table and kept vibrating, all of which were group messages of blessings. Wei Ning didn't bother to read it. After a non-painful skit was over, the dumplings were cooked, and half of them leaked. Serve it with dumplings and drink it as a slice of soup.Eating dumplings with stuffing exposed, watching the Spring Festival Gala's non-funny skits, trick magic tricks, and the bloody host, Wei Ning suddenly felt that this year's New Year's Eve was meaningless at all.

Wei Ning opened a novel forum out of boredom. He had already been warned by the administrator, because he had not completed the task for several days and deducted a lot of money. When he clicked on the column of Chong Er, there was not a single chapter updated these days. Wei Ning thought about it, After logging in to the vest account, the button icon flashed immediately, and the group messages had already reached tens of thousands.

The group is full of happy new year words, and some people complain from time to time why the master hasn't updated the article recently, is it a trap.Some people also jumped out and complained that the recent content was so abusive, and their hearts were about to break.But these are historical records. When Wei Ning went online, the group had already started complaining about the Spring Festival Gala.

Fresh Meat Bun: Hey, the scale of the Spring Festival Gala is so big, that mother is panting all the time because of the magician, let's eat j□j!

Crabmeat Bao: Pfft, your integrity is broken, Rourou.

Fresh meat buns: ╮(╯_╰)╭ I beg God to save my morals~

Focused on urging updates for 30 years: I don’t know who the god has sex with. He has long since evaporated from the world, huh...

The egg yolk pie is really yellow: I'm so bored, let's play a game!

Fresh meat bun: j□j is still Ssangyong, o(╯□╰)o

Crab meat bun: you are so dirty!

Egg yolk pie is really yellow: I've never made it.

Crab meat bun: →_→Egg yolk, why do you have to be serious with meat...

Custard pie is really yellow: I'm talking about the name of the game!

Focusing on reminders for 30 years: Egg yolk is stupid, did you know it on the first day...

Egg yolk pie is really yellow: The rules of the game are like this, I say I have never done something, if any of you have done it, I will lose, and if none of you have done it, I will win.

Fresh Meat Bun: Huh?Did we talk about playing?

Crab buns: Pfft...

Focusing on reminders for 30 years: Let’s talk about where the great gods have disappeared...

The egg yolk pie is really yellow: I started!I've never seen piracy!

Fresh Meat Bao: Hey, did I say that he has set up the function of blocking other people's speech?

Crab meat buns: cuteness and stupidity are inseparable, XD~

30 years of focus on reminders: Okay, let’s play with him, I don’t.

Fresh meat bun: ╮(╯_╰)╭I don’t have one.

Crab bun: Poof...I don't have any.

Vest does not explain: Happy New Year!

Meat Bun: ...

Crab meat bun: ...

Focus on reminders for 30 years:...

The egg yolk pie is really yellow: oh yes, I won!

Fresh Meat Bun: I really can't bear to complain, was I dazzled just now?Egg yolk, please open your eyes and take a look, someone has messed up, so don't get lost in your own world, okay?

Crabmeat Bun: [Screenshot] By the way, this rookie is male, so is it just cute?

Focusing on reminders for 30 years: Didn’t you all attend the birthday party of the great god?

Fresh meat bun: (⊙o⊙)

Crab meat bun: I seem to remember it too...

Yolk pies are really yellow: did I ask him to comeo on my radio play?

Fresh Meat Bun: _(:з)∠)_Stunned that you finally came out of your world...

Vest doesn't explain: Uh...

Wei Ning stared blankly at the screen with the dumplings in his mouth. Why did the happy new year he sent 10 minutes ago only succeed in sending it now? Isn’t the internet speed too sluggish?

The egg yolk pie is really yellow: Since the newcomers are here, let’s play together~

Meat Bun: Dirt!

Crab bun: _(:з)∠)_

Focus on reminders for 30 years: [Full]

Wei Ning frowned, what is this?He was just saying happy new year out of courtesy, why was he pulled into a strange atmosphere to celebrate the new year?

The egg yolk pie is really yellow: I have never been kissed by the same sex!

Fresh Meat Bao: (⊙o⊙) Stupid, are you self-destructing in disguise... Uh, I didn't either.

Crab bun: Poof...no.

Focusing on reminders for 30 years: No... By the way, why should I play such a naive game with you?

The vest doesn't explain: ...

Fresh Meat Bun: Huh?Fouls will be pulled out and fucked a hundred times!

Crab buns: what's the matter?

The egg yolk pie is really yellow: To be honest, this is the basic spirit of the game, Mr. Ma Jia!

Vest does not explain: Uh, I have.

Wei Ning scowled, what kind of fucking game is this?Is it specially for him?