Through the counterattack of cannon fodder

Although West Asia's words were quite speechless, Lodis had been with the twins for so many years and knew the twins' temper, so he was not too angry at this time, but just changed the subject and said: "You should go to bed, West Asia.

Xi Ya shrugged indifferently, said "Oh", and then closed the album in her hand.He went to the bed, covered himself with the quilt, then looked at Lodis and said, "Brother, you can start now."

Seeing this, Lodis felt inexplicably that the following should not be a daily bedtime story, but that he would speak as a freshman representative when the school started.

This must be the wrong way for him to think.

Lodis coughed lightly, took two steps forward and sat down beside Xia's bed. After looking around, he found that he didn't find what he wanted, so he asked, "Where are the books?"

Xi Ya in front of him was more at a loss than him, looked at him and said, "What book?"

"A story-telling book!" Lodis said as a matter of course. If there is no book, should he make it up?

Unexpectedly, Xi Ya frowned slightly after listening, and said to him, "Father never needs books when he tells me stories!"

Without a model essay, Lodis had to rely on himself. He propped his chin and thought for a while, and finally found a suitable one from the stories Li An told him when he was a child. Then he slowed down and said slowly: "Then we will come today. Let's talk about 'The Adventures of Prince Il'!"

Lodis sorted out the plot, and just as he was about to speak, Xia said directly: "Brother, this story sounds so new!"

"Why?" Lodis tried to make himself an amiable and good brother.

Xia replied solemnly, "Because every time my father told me a story, it was the adventures of a prince, but the prince's name was different!"

"That's what you told your father when your father said it?" Lodis asked.

Xi Ya looked at Lodis with strange eyes, and said as it should be: "Of course not, what my father said is fun!"

Listening to the undisguised admiration in his tone, the corners of Lodis' mouth twitched, feeling that this day is really impossible.

He took a deep breath and said silently several times in his heart, "He is still a child, don't bother with him", and then he said to Xi Ya: "...Maybe what I said is not bad, you can comment after I finish, okay?" ?”

Xi Ya hesitated for a while, and finally nodded, with a reluctant look, "Okay then!"

Lodis finally felt a little relieved, he brewed again, and then said: "A long time ago, there was a country in the Saiyan continent..."

Lodis was about to perform well, but suddenly another voice came from the door——

"Brother, why don't you come here?"

Before Lodis could say anything, Xia sat up on the bed and looked at the door with a wary face, "Why do you want to go there, brother wants to tell me a story today!"

Chris at the door ignored Sia's words, but walked directly to Lodis, took Lodis' hand and was about to go out, saying, "Let's go!"

Xia reacted very quickly, holding Rhodes' other hand almost at the same time, and looked at Chris with a cold face, and Chris also stared back with a straight face, not timidly.

"War" is imminent.

Lodis, who was being treated as a biscuit sandwich, looked around, and was about to say something to ease the atmosphere, when he heard the two of them say at the same time——

"Brother, ignore him!"

"Brother, ignore him!"

As soon as the words fell, another duet sounded——

"Why ignore me!"

"Why ignore me!"

And then--

"Why are you learning how to speak from me!"

"Why are you learning how to speak from me!"

In the end, Xia and Chris glared at each other, turned their heads at the same time, and "hummed" in unison.

Although I really want to praise the tacit understanding between the twins, it is obviously not the time to talk about it at this time. Lodis suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth and suggested aloud: "Why don't we sleep in the same room tonight, Xia and Kerry Let's listen together!"

"No!" The two said in unison.

It seems that they really don't like this kind of synchronization. The two little buns looked at each other for a while, and then they heard Xi Ya speak first, "Brother came to my room first, so you have to tell me a story first!"

Chris showed no sign of weakness, "That's because my brother went to the wrong door, he originally wanted to go to my room!"

Lodis, whose IQ was inexplicably despised: "..."

"Why should I tell you first?"

"Because I'm older than you!"

"What's the comparison? Let's fight if we have the ability, and whoever wins will go with my brother!"

"Okay, whoever wins, brother will go with him!"

Seeing that the development of the matter began to go in a discordant direction, Lodis finally spoke: "Shut up..."

The twins were arguing furiously, and were even about to fight, but they didn't hear Rhodes' words at all.

When Lodis saw this, his face immediately sank, and he scolded in a low voice: "Shut up!"

Although Lodis has a good temper on weekdays, it doesn't mean he won't get angry.

He was personally taught by Cizell since he was a child, and he was in contact with people who have been in high positions such as Lachlan and Li An on weekdays, and he began to form his own aura subtly.

What's more, he often stayed with Olivia. Even if he didn't try to imitate it deliberately, Olivia's cold demeanor finally stained him three points. The power of words.

Although the twins have a cold and indifferent image to others, after all, they are young and their skills are far from the current Lodis, so Lodis fell behind, and the two of them almost fell silent.

Seeing that the two finally shut up, Lodis gave them a final word and said, "Stop arguing, you sleep together today, and I'll tell you a story."

The twins pouted at the same time, reluctantly accepting the suggestion, but after a while, Chris said again: "Then why are you in his room, why not go to my room?"

Siah sat on the edge of the bed and said in a very proud tone: "Because my bed is big!"

"Nonsense, it's obviously my bed!"

Seeing them arguing quickly over another matter, Lodis felt extremely speechless, obviously you both have the same bed, okay!

"My bed is big!"

"mine!"

The voices of the two raised higher and higher, and Lodis couldn't stand it, so he raised his voice and shouted: "What's the noise! ​​My bed is the biggest, sleep on mine!"

After Rhodes finished yelling, the room suddenly fell silent, the twins looked up at him together, the inexplicable look in their eyes made Rhodes want to reach out and cover his face.

What to do, forget that your bed is the same as theirs...

Can he take back what he just said?

It is of course impossible to take back what you just said, but the twins did not argue about this topic for the first time, and came to Lodis' room obediently, and climbed onto the bed consciously, which comforted Lodis a little up.

But after a while, he saw Xia consciously pulled his quilt, rolled it into a long strip and placed it in the middle, and then said to Chris next to him: "This half is mine, you are not allowed to cross this line." !"

Chris is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He ran out and ran back quickly, rolled his quilt into a spring roll and placed it next to the quilt just now, saying: "You are not allowed to cross the line! Also, this quilt is also mine. , you are not allowed to touch it!"

Xi Ya turned her face angrily: "I won't touch it!"

After being ignored for a while, Lodis gritted his teeth and said, "You guys, do you still want to listen to the story?"

The twins were in sync again and replied, "Yes!"

Seeing the two lying on the bed Qiqi, Lodis thought about the plot of the story again, and slowly said: "A long time ago, there was a country in the Saiyan Continent..."

"Brother, this beginning is nothing new!" Chris looked up at him, and said the same words as West Asia before.

Rhodes clenched his fist on the side of the bed for a moment, and then slowly let go after a while. He secretly decided to ignore Chris's words and continue talking.

"Why does this prince have to go hunting at such a young age? Is their family poor?"

"You're stupid! It's all about training! Orcs need training, okay?"

"I'm not an orc, how would I know!"

This is what the twins started talking about three minutes after Lodis spoke.At this time, Lodis stopped talking, told them something related, and then continued to tell the story.

"Why do you say that this prince is very powerful, but he still can't beat the beast?"

"Why is the prince's country framed by the enemy, do they want anything?"

"why……"

This is the "10 whys" that the twins started [-] minutes after Lodis spoke, and Lodis tried to answer them one by one.

"Why isn't this prince his father? I think his father is much more powerful than him, and his father is the most powerful!"

"Why isn't that pharmacist Mu's father? I think Mu's father is much better than him, and Mu's father is the most powerful!"

"Father is the best!"

"Father Mu is the most powerful!"

It was 15 minutes after Lodis spoke and the twins began to argue.

Seeing that the topic was galloping like ten thousand horses and never returning, Lodis finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily again: "Why are you arguing, if you make any more noise, I will call my father and my father!"

This sentence is indeed a killer. César and Ling Wei have a great influence on the twins, and they all know that Lodis, the elder brother, has a better market than themselves in front of the two fathers, so they can only stare at each other, and at the same time do not say goodbye. Turn your head away without looking at each other.

Of course, those two extremely synchronized cold hums were indispensable.

Thanks to Lodis's later violent repression, the twins finally quieted down, allowing Lodis' story to continue.

"Later, the prince repelled the beast tide and defended the country..."

Seeing the twins' eyelids lowered and lowered, Lodis also slowly slowed down his voice. In the end, there were only two even breathing sounds left in the room.

Lodis breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that telling a story to his brothers was more tiring than a day of training.

But looking at these two sleeping faces, he couldn't help but smile again, and an inexplicable sense of accomplishment suddenly rose in his heart.

After a while, Lodis suppressed this sense of accomplishment silently, and at the same time sighed——

To be satisfied with such a small matter, I really have no pursuit!

Lodis, who was very pursuing, turned around and walked out neatly, ready to wash up and go to sleep.But he just took a few steps before turning around again and walking to the bed.

He looked at the spring roll-shaped "Chuhe-Hanjie" on the bed with a tangled face, and looked at the twins who were standing on half of each other, and finally remembered the more important issue of survival than pursuit.

Damn it, his bed is occupied, where will he sleep tonight?

The author has something to say: I am guilty of not updating for two days_(:з」∠)_

In addition, there are only three buns, I think three are pretty good~

In order to make amends, I attach a small theater piece:

Lodis: I was born of Mu's father!

Twins: So do we!

Rhodes: No, you both got another bottle!

Twins: Father Mu/Father, brother bullied us! QQ