Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

Tang Youzhu can't wait to immediately interpret for his seriously ill uncle image what it means to run away in tears and what it means to leave the world, but he can't even turn over with his small body now!The speed of thumping in the bath is not as good as that of a turtle paddling!

Want to burst into tears?OK!Let's survive under the hands of the seriously ill patient's uncle until he is old enough to run wild!

Of course Tang Youzhu couldn't laugh anymore, but he foolishly forgot to close his grinning mouth, and remembered to retract his fat arms that were waving happily. However, he ate too much and too well these days, and he will never return She was skinny when she was born, with flesh on her elbows, shoulders, and back, and she couldn't turn over. No matter how hard you hide a pair of fleshy arms, it's not easy to put them flat to your side. Legs, there is nowhere to hide, and there is no way to hide, but at this time, the uncle of the seriously ill patient looked over gloomyly, and his mouth was still chewing slowly...

Tang Youzhu shivered violently, her eyes were squeezed so tightly that she tried to widen her eyes, but her small mouth kept forgetting to close. At this time, she was so scared that she even forgot to suck, and a trace of silvery saliva slipped out come out!

Yu Huatian originally admired the ugly doll's terrified appearance - it was not in vain for him to eat the lotus root raw. Sure enough, the ugly doll's eyes went back and forth between the lotus root and his own arm twice, and found the similarity between the two. Immediately, the fat arms that were waving cheerfully stopped, and the triumphant squinting eyes also tried to open wide to pretend to be pitiful!

Yu Huatian lamented that the ugly doll still had some winks, and he was not ashamed of his majestic supervisor for intimidating a baby, but was rather happy, thinking that eating with this ugly doll's stupid appearance is really sweet even if raw lotus root Tender and crisp!

It seems that even the faint smell of urine in the air has completely disappeared!

Yu Huatian took another bite of the lotus root, and looked at the ugly doll's stupid look that he wanted to shrink his arms and legs. My mouth is watering!

——The good mood suddenly became disgusting!

Yuhuatian will also intentionally leak a little bit of bright red sauce from his mouth, but he will not allow that sauce to drip onto his chin, even if he wants to scare the ugly doll better, letting the sauce leak onto his lips is already the limit up.

Now seeing a drooling ugly doll...

Yu Huatian closed his eyes in disgust, he was not in the mood to eat half of the lotus root in his hand, he threw it back to the plate, impatiently took out a plain cotton handkerchief, pinched the other side of the ugly doll's face critically It was a clean piece, and Hulu wiped his saliva clean, and patted his chin lightly, so that his colander-like mouth could be closed somehow.

——Yuhuatian's series of actions seemed extremely rude, but from Tang Youzhu's cheeks that didn't show any red marks even after being pinched, and Yuhuatian's wiping his face without wearing snakeskin gloves Judging from the situation, it can actually be regarded as a very gentle acceptance.

——But at this time, Tang Youzhu didn't have the slightest intention to be happy that he had captured another fortress of Uncle Cheap!

——Not because the cheap uncle suddenly became a seriously ill uncle, not because Tang Youzhu was afraid that his arms and legs would suddenly be eaten into the stomach of the seriously ill uncle, but...

— Peaty!Labor and management will be fooled by a piece of lotus root!

Tang Youzhu felt that he used to watch old movies to make fun of the ogre in it, how much lotus root he had to bite for a shot in order to make a hideous appearance with a piece of lotus root, he was really stupid!

It turns out that lotus root can really pass off human limbs, especially when the person watching is a baby with at least five degrees of myopia at present, and the guy who eats has a strange hobby of dipping raw lotus root in red sauce——

You must know that tomatoes are only ornamental plants now, and red peppers and carrots are mostly used to make red sauces, or they are dyed with rouge...

No matter which kind you use, it doesn't taste good to be dipped in lotus root!

—but scaring a short-sighted eye is obviously effective!

Tang Youzhu had a chubby face. He discovered it when he threw the lotus root back into the plate in Yuhuatian. Where is the baby's arm?Obviously it's just something his bad uncle made to scare him!

Recalling the way Yuhuatian purposely stared at his arms and legs and gnawed lotus root just now, Tang Youzhu was absolutely sure that this was definitely his uncle's prank!Just because he wanted to use boy urine to heal his illness!

You have to know that cleanliness is already terrible, and the bad uncle just now has such a brain that he can see his high myopia... He is also out of good intentions because he is afraid that his brain will not be able to make up for it, so he reluctantly contributes a little boy's urine!

Although the urine happens to be ready-made, but with his fat arms and stomach now, it is not easy to hold Xiaotangtang to launch at the bad uncle, okay?

Who knew that the bad uncle made up his mind, but didn't appreciate it, and threatened him instead?

Tang Youzhu absolutely does not admit that it was because of Yuhuatian's close attitude that he relaxed his original fear of being sent back to poison Jestilini, and because he spurned himself who was so powerless to decide whether to stay or stay, and could only act cute to please, so As soon as I relaxed, I wanted to play a prank on Yuhuatian, but the prank failed and I was frightened...

He just puffed up his face and stared at him, humming angrily, even when Yu Huatian was giving him a bath, he didn't pinch his ears to wash him, but held his armpit to let him swim and play, he hummed angrily He refused to show half a smile again.

Yu Huatian squinted at him for a long while, wondering if he felt that it was a bit unfair for him to scare the little baby with lotus root, but it was so rare that he didn't just wipe him clean and threw him to the female rabbit, but took a bowl of spices. The mare's milk with honey, fed it spoon by spoon.

Tang Youzhu almost only has rabbit milk for supper these days. It is rare to drink horse milk, and it is the first time that the cheap uncle is willing to feed him with a spoon. After drinking it readily, the villain laughed a lot several times.

Yu Huatian sighed: "Little milk baby, you are very clever. You should be like this in the future, if all my hard work is in vain... Humph!" , just to test whether he is really so precocious and feed it himself, but why after he tried it out, he rolled his eyes at the ugly doll, but he continued to feed it patiently...

Cough cough, Master Yu is the most consistent person, not because he thinks feeding ugly dolls is fun!

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Yu Huatian interrupted Tang Youzhu's thoughts with a column of urine, but he didn't really forget his plan to rely on the prophet in his dream to gain benefits.

Of course, after interacting with the ugly baby and calming down a bit, he also found that it is not a good idea to use the Jingxiang people in the early winter to intervene in military power, although Concubine Wan Gui has been responsive to him recently, and will take the initiative to reward him without asking Things, but Yuhuatian will never forget that in his dream, when he became the Governor of Xichang for two or three years, in the mouth of that highness, he was just called her pug like: sweetheart pistachio!

He is too young now, it is too difficult to use Yongning Palace to win military power!

Even if he clearly knows every detail of the Jingxiang civil unrest, who is the leader among the refugees, who is easy to recruit, and who will desperately fight against the court to the end, he also knows the geography of each specific troop deployment...

It's useless, he can't make people notice his strangeness, he is just a young prisoner of the Yumajian, if he acts rashly, maybe even returning to the veranda of childhood nightmares is a luxury.

Yuhuatian was much more cautious, but he wouldn't just do nothing.

It is not a good time to intervene in military power, so what about the floods in Shandong and Zhejiang next year?

There are quite a few officials from Shandong and Zhejiang provinces in the imperial court. Among other things, in the civil unrest in Jingxiang that Yuhuatian had originally contemplated, Xiang Zhong, who was appointed as the governor of military affairs, was from Jiaxing, Zhejiang. Shi, later promoted to Minister of the Ministry of Justice, although he was unruly and did not treat the governor of Xichang very respectfully, but at present there is no deep hatred, and it may not be impossible to keep a little bit of incense.

In Yuhuatian's previous life, Yao Kui was a native of Tonglu County, Yanzhou Prefecture, Zhejiang Province, among several official ministers who had never been able to grasp it until the Governor Xichang for several years. He passed away, but his son Yao Bi and his cousin Yao Long were both Jinshi. Even if he can't influence the officials, it may not be bad; Li Bing, Yin Min, and Chen Yue are all from Shandong...

These people may not praise Yuhuatian because he took special care of the Shandong and Zhejiang areas. However, people at that time valued fellow countrymen. If fewer people died for this in Shandong and Zhejiang, it may not be impossible to form a little incense.

After that, how Yuhuatian made up his mind, how he used the name of fear of flood after the severe drought, how he subtly persuaded Concubine Wan Gui to prepare for the disaster relief and pray for the dead... There is no need to elaborate.

But in the blink of an eye, from summer to autumn, and then from autumn to winter, when the scent of Laba porridge wafted, Tang Youzhu finally got rid of the embarrassment of turning over and rolling, and successfully promoted to a reptile.

Tang Youzhu's body was born on the third day of July this year. Today is the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, which is only a little over May.

Ordinary babies are said to sit six times and climb eight years old. Yuhuatian has also learned a little bit from side-by-side these days. He thought that this ugly baby was born two months prematurely, and maybe it will not crawl until May or June next year. But it is two or three months earlier than ordinary babies.

Yuhuatian entered the palace early in the morning and got a bowl of Laba porridge from Concubine Wan Gui. According to the court lady, Concubine Wan Gui made it herself. Even if he was not lucky enough to drink a bowl of glory, it was enough for the governor of the East Factory to respectfully return half a salute to him even though his face was a little cramped when he saw him.

In fact, the taste of that bowl of Laba porridge was the same, but Yuhuatian admired Wan Yulou's distorted expression after eating half of the worms and swallowing the remaining half with a smile. When he returned home, he was in a good mood , just after entering the secret room, I was hit hard on the calf by a meaty dumpling that rolled like a snowball, and left a few drops of saliva as traces of the meaty dumpling's visit here...

Yuhuatian didn't dislike him, he just raised his eyebrows: "It seems that it's really good to drink more milk such as tiger milk, deer milk, and horse milk, and it will crawl so soon."

He didn't need to wear snakeskin gloves as he said, he bent down and picked up the meat ball directly. The cold air on his body from riding a horse in the wind and snow made Tang Youzhu sneezed twice, but there was no snot and saliva Come on, Yu Huatian didn't take it seriously, and even smiled viciously and changed the hand that was going to pinch his face into a flattened hand to cover it!

Not to mention how cold the hand holding the rein naked all the way, frozen in the ice and snow for a long time, Tang Youzhu didn't expect that this cheap uncle's facial features looked quite delicate and delicate, but not only was he domineering as soon as he opened his mouth. It's also not very slender, and one hand is enough to cover most of his face. Once he covered it, it was cold from his forehead to his chin, and Tang Youzhu was so cold!

Yu Huatian felt a little better after seeing this, the ugly baby's chubby face looked bulging, and it seemed to have a Chinese character face, but it was just a baby, so he slapped him , almost invisible from eyes to nostrils!

But the little bit leaking out between the fingers can still make Yuhuatian see the resentment in Ugly Doll's heart clearly, but that kind of harmless resentment, against the goosebumps on that fat face that was stimulated by the air-conditioning, will only Can you make Yuhuatian smile more happily?

— What a fart!

Tang Youzhu secretly practiced his crawling skills for more than twenty days. He originally thought that he would shock this cheap uncle once he showed up, but he didn't want to feel that he was very good. He took it out to dry, but he couldn't break free when he was slapped. !

——Whether it is a four-legged creature or a limb, it is just a tortoise that cannot turn over in the face of absolute power!

——The strength of the little doll is a tragedy!

Tang Youzhu recalled that the entire server was so shocked, and even other servers had people registering a trumpet to watch it. Countless people were amazed by the strength of "Nanjiang Yadedie completely defeated Songshan bald donkey Tokyo Husky", and she was speechless and weeping Thousand lines.

——But if you think Mrs. Tangtang is a poor little boy who will only cry when he suffers, then you are very wrong.

What is it if you have no strength for a while?

Look at the quenching is almost able to open the third skill bar!Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will crush him so hard that he can only shout "Ya Mie Die" one day!

As for the current...

Hey, who has more experience in dealing with clean freaks than me?You can rely on your brain even if you have no strength. If you use the right method, it will be effortless!

...well, just so much effort.

——Tang Youzhu was very shameless, squirmed his small mouth for a while, and after accumulating enough saliva, he said loudly: —— "Yawn!"