Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

Thinking of Yuhuatian's seemingly dissatisfied attitude towards recognizing these two sons, Tang Youzhu's forehead suddenly dripped a big drop of cold sweat, but he didn't care to wipe it off, so he slapped himself several times with his backhand——

Make you stupid!

What's the point of urging the heirs for the cheap father?It's a big deal to recognize the younger brother and then discuss with him about siblings!Anyway, he is the flesh and blood of the cheap father, no matter how much he responds to Jingtai's old affairs, his attitude towards his own son must be different.As long as he puts in some effort and teaches the two younger brothers to act silly in front of him, it will always work out, but it's a matter of time...

Why is my head twitching, and the child wants to say something about my son...

How can I explain to Susu now?

Tang Youzhu was so proud just now, but now he is so upset.

It is the iron law of the men of the Tang family that the wife sings and the husband follows!I didn't see Mrs. Tang's convulsions and nympho appearance. Although his father, Mr. Tang, loves to be jealous, he often hides and does not accompany her to make nympho in front of the screen. Create opportunities for her to come into contact with real people?

...Although Mrs. Tang is always very disappointed with the big change of the real person off-screen after every contact with the real person.

But knowing that Tai Zuo doesn't like it like this, it is absolutely wrong to do the opposite thing on your own initiative!

Tang Youzhu was so regretful that he beat his chest and stomped his feet for a long time, and then slapped himself several times, but Jiang Cong on the other side didn't even dare to lift his eyes. When he saw him suddenly convulsed and gave him the first slap, he waved back The palace man himself hid in the shadow of the corner and pretended to be a wallflower. It's hard to describe what he thought in his heart, but he heard it later and didn't know how it came out. "The little prince's mother and concubine died young. At the beginning, the rumor that the heart was so painful that the face was swollen from crying, the facial muscles were the image of what is meant by plate drift.

But Yuhuatian, after hearing that the emperor had added two new little princes, he just let out a faint "oh", scaring Tang Youzhu, who was already nervous because he forgot the instructions of the emperor and made his own claims, even more frightened My heart trembled.

He really doesn't care.

He was so opposed to adopting the prince at first, but it was because he was afraid of leaking his appearance. In the future, when the prince grows up, he will not be filial to the stinky brown sugar, and he will have evil intentions. Although the two princes are not very similar to him, they are still somewhat similar. , even more like Zhu Jianshen, but this grandson looks more like his grandfather than his father. Although it is not very common, it is not a rare thing.

Then the brat likes to raise his younger brother as his son, so he should raise his younger brother as his son.

Even if there is a son in the future, if there are any disputes over the ownership of the throne, there will be ways to deal with it.

In this world, although there are those who die young, but those who are in their teens or even twenties are adults, but they still die without leaving a bit of flesh and blood, or even though they left a little flesh and blood, they failed to keep the order. Are there fewer people who have gone to the underworld?

As long as Tang Youzhu doesn't hurt himself, Yuhuatian will actually pamper him.

But although Lord Governor always has no way to deal with Tang Youzhu in such trivial matters—and he is unwilling to do so, but it is not without some punishment measures under connivance.

Very simple punishment.

Yuhuatian didn't need to say or do anything, as long as he said a few words less and made a few expressions and movements, Tang Youzhu, who was guilty of being a thief, became more and more obedient in frightening his brain.

Maybe he couldn't see it in the daytime, but for seventeen or eight nights in a row, even when Xiao Tangtang held up the banner to protest, he didn't dare to rub Yuhuatian's body wantonly as usual, instead he held back and even Using Butian to try to clear up the "blood boiling" state - it can be seen that this guy has a guilty conscience!

One night, Yuhuatian was woken up by a hot, hard object suddenly protruding from his waist and abdomen, and he closed his eyes and realized that the thing was not real, so he couldn't help but insisted on rubbing it on him— —The stinky brown candy is obviously unbearable!Sure enough, in the past, she was deliberately acting foolishly?

That night Yu Huatian only pretended to be asleep and didn't speak, and he really fell asleep under the pretense, but when he got up during the day, it made him feel colder and colder.

Tang Youzhu is so cold that he is scratching his heart and liver!But he dared not let the naughty kitten in his heart really stretch out its claws and catch Yuhuatian.

I have to bear it, bear it, bear it!

then……

You know, Zhu Youtang's birthday is the third day of July.Even though Zhu Jianshen was not willing to part with his old mother and wife's hard work in the hot summer, he set off early in the spring at the end of February, and now it is mid-June, which is just as hot as summer!Zhu Youtang's body is young and energetic, and his sweetheart is still in his arms every night. It's okay to endure it for one day or two days. He endured it for 30 days in a row, and when he met the crown on the Longevity Festival, his upper body was too hot. , Didn't you get a nosebleed if you were not careful?

When all the officials knelt down to celebrate his birthday, Tang Youzhu suddenly felt a burst of dampness on his lips, and he wiped it with his hand, but he didn't feel anything - it's been too long, and he has mended the sky to protect him, and he has long forgotten Zhu Youtang in history It was more than one thing that died of nosebleeds—the eunuch Chen Zhun, who was serving at the side, was terrified. If Tang Youzhu hadn't stopped him with his eyes in time, he would have almost made a fuss in the hall.

But even if he didn't panic to such an extent, when Chen Zhun announced the end of the visit and all the officials were having a banquet at will, his voice was a little trembling, but Tang Youzhu stood up naturally and said, "Everyone is free, I will go to the back to greet the Supreme Emperor." He was so calm that he just hurriedly tore off the inner sleeve and wiped his nose and chin, let alone sucking a small mouthful of blood from his nose when he opened his mouth.

Because of the cover of the bead and the separation of the ninth-rank alchemy, all the officials couldn't see the clue, and they only praised the emperor for his filial piety, but Yuhuatian frowned, got up and went to the back hall together.

Because there are the Empress Dowager, the Empress Dowager and other concubines in the back hall, it is not easy for King Chong to go there. Only Yuhuatian, although he is also the prince, who doesn't know what happened to him in his early years?This man and woman are the ones who don't need to be polite in defense, and Zhu Jianshen treats him like Zhu Jianze, and now Tang Youzhu treats him very differently, all the ministers see him like this, and they can only sigh a few words that the loyal prince really has a lot of grace from the emperor.

Yu Huatian caught up with Tang Youzhu at the rear side hall, and after a careful sniff, he knew that this guy's nosebleed hadn't stopped—and he was laughing foolishly with him with a mouth that was even stained red!Yuhuatian really became more and more full of fire when he saw it, but he was not in a hurry to attack, and Tang Youzhu scratched his nose in embarrassment after a series of voices made people announce the imperial doctor: "It's not just a little nosebleed, where is it really What a mobilizing teacher..."

Yu Huatian glanced at him angrily: "If you have a nosebleed, you won't die?"

Tang Youzhu suddenly remembered something, and his face was a little weird. Next, Yuhuatian asked him to raise his neck and head, and he obediently followed suit, and pointed him in turn. After a while, he said: "Take a cold handkerchief and apply it to me. Forehead." After a while, he ordered him: "Press the Yingxiang acupoint for me."

Yu Huatian was actually very angry, but he also knew that now was not the time to deal with this bastard. He just kept him cold for a few days and made himself such a foolish account, so he suppressed his anger and let him do what he ordered patiently. .After the imperial doctor came to take his pulse, after dropping his bookbag for a long time but only concluded that "the energy is too strong", the corners of his eyes twitched several times. After everyone was dismissed, he finally let out his anger: "I haven't looked at you carefully for a few days? You know how to mess around!"

Tang Youzhu was terribly wronged: "It's not my fault that I'm energetic, my body responds naturally, how can I control it..."

Yuhuatian himself is someone who will never have the chance to enjoy that "natural reaction" again, and it is impossible to know whether it is really out of control. Of course, he will not argue with him on these details, so he just snorted coldly: "That's not good It's your fault for summoning a lucky maid! It's not that you can't do it anymore, you have to make some stupid thing about using your younger brother as a son..."

After all, although the matter of the eldest prince and the second prince entering the genealogy has been decided long ago, Yuhuatian is willing to indulge Tang Youzhu's little waywardness, but it is difficult to understand in the end.

Tang Youzhu became more and more wronged:

"Father knows what your heart belongs to, and it's hard to control yourself! Susu, why do you always pretend not to understand on purpose? I only want you! It's better not to give real swords and guns to eat meat, but to smell it and rub it. Irrelevant people are a thousand times better——

You actually know it too, right?Except for the concubine Wanmu, the father relied on aphrodisiacs to get himself excited-the time with my concubine mother, it is said that it was because her side face really resembled concubine Wanmu, and it was actually the same It's not necessarily the cup of tea she offered or something else is wrong...

Susu, you won't be so cruel, you want me to force myself like my father, right?Aphrodisiacs and other prescriptions are gentle and not harmful to the body, but they must be harmful to the body. Didn't you see how short-lived the immediate elders of my family are with so many people in Lao Zhu's family?Crisp..."

Yu Huatian pursed his lips patiently: "Don't you have a way to make a woman give birth to a baby without physical contact? If you don't want to use aphrodisiacs to force your interest in a woman, you can also do it in...cough, rub Come out and then..."

Yuhuatian himself can't figure it out, it's been several years, and he's always equated the "slobber" that was rubbed off with real saliva or the bedwetting incident more than ten years ago, but he doesn't know why. When I mention it at this time, I can't speak it out frankly like real saliva or bedwetting.

Tang Youzhu finally found out the little secret of his slightly red ears, and he became more and more overjoyed. He even put aside his thoughts of being cautious for the past few days, lest he would be annoyed more, and entangled him with a salivating face: "Susu, are you thinking about it?"

Yuhuatian was discussing the importance of his own son with him very seriously, and he didn't want this guy, who would only be full of tofu flowers when he talked about certain things, to turn the topic in such a strange direction, which made him He was really angry and funny, and he felt that it was really stupid of him to seriously think about why he suddenly got stuck in his speech just now-is this thing worth thinking about?Those who would say that kind of words carelessly are not frank and frank, they are shameless on the one hand, and shameless on the other hand!Those who can't say this by themselves are normal people!

Normal people don't need to compare with weirdos.

Yu Huatian very readily let go of the entangled and hesitant feelings that seemed to be able to open the door to the new century with just a small step forward, but poor Tang Youzhu didn't know what kind of opportunity he had missed again. Although the expression on Huatian's face didn't seem to be ashamed and annoyed by what was said, it wasn't a resolute denial, so he tore off one side of the face and stuck to the other side, acting coquettishly and complaining about grievances From time to time, he would turn around and plant some spoils on Yuhuatian. In the end, even he himself almost believed the sentence "My father will have nosebleeds, and it's not because Susu you try to keep me cold and not let me rub Is it because of the rubbing?", but Yuhuatian was able to hold his mouth very well this time, and didn't take advantage of the situation to respond to the sentence that had rushed to his throat, "Who said I didn't let you rub it? It's clearly you Hold back."

Fortunately, I held back, otherwise, if I said it, this weird guy might not have taken that word as a command arrow to allow him to mess around!

Although it was also teased before, this acquiescence is not the same as what was said.

Yuhuatian thinks he doesn't have the face of Tang Youzhu.

Poor Yuhuatian, he can be regarded as a sturdy figure who can be used by the surrounding countries and ethnic groups to stop children from crying at night. When he met Tang Youzhu, he was not only far less cheeky, but also too soft-hearted.

Another day, when the little brother three inches below Tang Youzhu's navel raised a banner to protest, before he could suppress him, Yuhuatian thought of the nosebleed that flowed enough to dye his entire sleeve, how could he be so cruel? I ignored him, pretending to be in a daze and kicking him: "Have you not finished tormenting yet? Hurry up and get it out, go to bed early!"

Tang Youzhu was so pleasantly surprised, these words sounded endless, isn't it just that Susu is urging him to rub earlier?

These days, Cowhide Tang, who has endured the nosebleeds for not rubbing against each other these days, got such a sentence, so naturally he was not polite, and grabbed Yuhuatian's shoulders. The prickly thing and the hot air on his face made him quite uncomfortable, but he didn't want to accompany him to toss the imperial doctor with him because of a little nosebleed, so he had to hold back.

Fortunately, Tang Youzhu was young and energetic because of his body, and he had endured it for more than [-] days before. At this time, he didn't dare to make too much noise, for fear that Yuhuatian would be annoyed again when he woke up. After being intimate for a while, he didn't dare to go too far, and after about two quarters of an hour, Xiao Tangtang spit out his "saliva".

I have endured it for a long time, the smell of "saliva" is extremely strong, and brother Tangtang, who is as eager as his big brother, is still half-raised and unwilling to stop after spitting out the "saliva". See Yuhuatian His waist and abdomen were sticky, and he stretched out his hands to cover his nose, feeling a little impatient, but he didn't get up immediately. Tang Youzhu couldn't help thinking about whether his family Susu would give him another good thing, but he didn't dare to act Too casual, smirking and ignoring the little brother's half-raised flag under the navel, he went to the bed extremely diligently and got a clean pair of underwear and underwear for Yuhuatian to change into first. The coveted Haorou quietly sucked his saliva a few times, and took advantage of the gap to help change clothes, and sneaked a few times, the feel was so good that he really wished he could turn himself into the cloth and stick it on his Susu body.

After changing clean clothes, he went to the bathroom to wash and soak twice. Tang Youzhu helped wipe his back and asked Yuhuatian to wipe his back. He had to eat some tofu again. Fortunately, the little brother under his navel Instead, it subsided a lot in the hot water in the pool. When I returned to the bed after taking a bath, I raised the flag for a while, but it subsided quickly, and I didn't bother about it any more.

Tang Youzhu hugged Yuhuatian and had a good night's dream. What's even better after the second time is that the wonderful nightlife of this occasional rubbish has resumed. Although it's not as enjoyable as eating meat seriously, it's better than enduring it to death , at least it will be gone until the nosebleed gushes out.

Tang Youzhu felt that the sky after the third day of July was really beautiful. Even the Huayuxuan, Zhenyuan Escort Bureau, and even the inner treasury of a palace... etc. were all looted by the same thief. How gloomy the mood is.

Anyway, Huayuxuan and so on, although they are mainly engaged in jade wares and darts, many of them have some hidden tax-free land in their hands. My son, although the reputation of the landlord is not as good as that of the Hua family, but the land is really consolidated, and although the escort agency is not that convenient, it is not easy to hang the land under someone else's name to evade taxes. Less—it’s not that Tang Youzhu doesn’t understand that it’s not easy for the darts to lick their blood, but how to protect the interests of legal Jianghu people is another matter that will be considered next. The court taxation is not strict these years Strict, and extremely strict control in terms of fire consumption and silver, and telegraphers and propagandists promptly informed all parties of the imperial tax rate...

The day of paying taxes according to law should not be too sad.

Tang Youzhu is not going to completely suppress the Jianghu for the reason of "the chivalrous use of martial arts to violate the ban", but he is not going to condone those lawbreakers who fight violently if they disagree with each other, cause disability, death and injury, and besides the losses of both sides of the fight, they often implicate innocent people .

It’s okay to be good at martial arts, and norms are also necessary, but the detailed rules need to be considered slowly.

But now the blind man that the thief has embroidered...

I originally thought that the disability insurance for the people in the Jianghu should be put aside first—the words "the great man of the chivalry will serve the country and the people" should be burned into the minds of most people in the Jianghu at the earliest—but this is because of this. Thinking about the matter of the blind man, Tang Youzhu also felt a little guilty that the thief who should have been dealt with earlier had forgotten because of inadvertence, so he had to pay more attention to this matter.

Of course, because the basic compulsory education, the popularization of basic medical care, and even the dams in the entire Ming Dynasty have not been fully rectified, the disability protection is actually very limited-it is impossible to give preferential treatment to Jianghu people or bodyguards!Although Tang Youzhu will not completely suppress civilian warriors, he will not be too biased. This disability insurance must benefit the whole people-it will consume a lot of money, and if the treatment is too good, it is said that there may be troubles that deliberately treat oneself If you become disabled, you can avoid corvee and earn subsidies!

Tang Youzhu was so embarrassed by this possibility, but even Yuhuatian nodded in recognition of this possibility, and he could only face up to the difficulties of the people.

Therefore, in the end, the subsistence allowance is a thing similar to the insurance industry. There is disability insurance, but it is not a free subsidy. You must first buy it before you can receive the subsidy when an accident that meets the contract occurs...

It was far from Tang Youzhu's initial conception, and it was of no practical use to those low-level Jianghu people who had been embroidered blind, but later when it was revealed that the thief was a member of the Gongmen, Tang Youzhu still used this to give those victims A little subsidy for people.Two small acres of tax-free land for life are nothing to those big bosses and escorts, but to those low-level people, it can guarantee that they will not starve to death easily.

After such a page was opened, Tang Youzhu began to look forward to it.

Mr. Gu told him that after the Embroidered Thief, it should be the top of the Forbidden City.

Ahhh, in the blink of an eye, the little beauty from the beauty's family on the shore of the Bohai Sea has grown up to the point where she can come to my bedroom to recommend herself as a pillow mat!

Tang Youzhu shook his head and smugly tilted his face when he said the phrase "Qingben beautiful woman", while cooperating with Yuhuatian's various arrangements-he didn't need to worry about specific defenses, but because of his proud fat grandson, at the beginning of July After two months in Sandu, I didn't think about going back to Qingzhou or Nanjing's Taishanghuang and other talents are the key points.

The courage of his cheap father is really worrying, that is, it has gotten better in the past few years, but if it really happened that someone took it to a duel on the roof of his house, and then one of the protagonists of the duel suddenly ran to the Qing Palace When it comes to the assassination in the apse, the little courage he has cultivated so easily will definitely scare him back, maybe the stuttering that is so good that it only happens occasionally when he is really anxious will have a permanent relapse .

Tang Youzhu imagines coaxing his father next time, maybe because of that stuttering problem, he has to talk for a whole day about things that can be settled in half an hour... and he can't help the black line.

For this reason, it is better to coax his cheap father out of the palace first!

Anyway, the so-called little prince is actually the little prince. Tang Youzhu is not considered a mean brother, but he doesn't have much patience and love for the little devil who doesn't have his family's crisp blood, no matter if he is a younger brother or a son, so he is happy to take it out to coax him Dad's props.All I have to do is idle and my little cousin who is obsessed with Journey to the West recently, gossip about the possibility that the Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave may be somewhere, and then let this little cousin coax the two who just turned one year old and know to follow The little fat man who called "Old Sun", "Bang Bang", "Zu Zu is the best" went to sing with him to persuade the Supreme Emperor to leave the palace or something...

It's not too easy to lure his father to the place he has prepared!

Sure enough, as long as it is used in the right place, a silly baby can also be a big killer!