Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

Helpless, seeing Tang Youzhu continue to express his heart with a small mouth, Yu Huatian really didn't feel that he had any joy because of it-although the mood was indeed a little better, but it was definitely not because he saw this brat for himself, so decisively Abandon Jia Hu's relationship.This normal person, who would be willing to seduce a baby boy before he married a wife and had children?

This seat is just a happy brat who knows how to return when he is lost!

As for why this joy turned into continuing to reluctantly accommodate a stinky brown candy, continuing to go on an outing trip or something...

Cough cough, it is also elegant to go to the festival to celebrate the festival. This outing does not need to be done between lovers. Haven’t you seen that there are many bamboo horses and bamboo horses walking together in the mountains and plains?

Yu Huatian had a stern face, but Tang Youzhu was still holding his hands with a smirk. This scene seemed so weird, but Jia Hu didn't dare to laugh.

When that Highness's hand was squeezed just now, he really felt naked malice.

Jia Hu is still not sure who this Highness is, but he knows that even himself, the eldest son of the Duke's Mansion, is just a small thing in the eyes of His Royal Highnesses who can stay in Beijing.Even if people see that "Master Tangtang" won't kill him, skin him and disfigure him, it's not difficult.

Jia Hu didn't have to keep this face that almost caused him great humiliation, in fact, his face was more or less like Zhang's.

At that time, when he was young, he secretly complained why his mother had given him such a boy-girl face that made him laugh, and envied Brother Zhu who was said to be partial to his grandfather because of his appearance, even if his great-grandmother didn't love his second uncle very much, he was also very fond of him. He looked up to this grandson... But now, now that Jia Hu can only recall his mother's voice with this face, he can't help but feel very reluctant.

Fortunately, it was saved in the end.

It's just that I can't help trembling, and I hate myself for not asking to leave the mansion sooner or later, but my son said today--today is the best!Although it was used to wash away dirt in ancient times, it is now a good day for young lovers to meet for spring outings!

Anyway, Jia Hu lived in the palace for more than a year. Although he has not been very sure of the identities of Tang Youzhu and Yu Huatian, how can he not see the ambiguity between these two people?Fortunately, he has a lot of ambition, and he doesn't bother to flatter his master. On the contrary, he is glad that the two are a natural match, so he can avoid humiliation.

It's just that although Tang Youzhu was jealous in the past, he only tormented him with tricky questions, or stuck Yuhuatian tightly by himself.It was the first time Jia Hu met Yu Huatian to be jealous today, and only then did he realize that although the master's family already had a lot of things missing from him, there was something else going on!

Touching his face, Jia Hu secretly made up his mind.

After the second time, how Jia Hu deliberately exposed to the wind and sun, and roughed up a slick little white face without destroying his memory carrier, let’s not mention it for the time being; , and how I ran into a little brother who claimed to be Shan'er, I don't need to elaborate.

It is only said that Tang Youzhu pulled Yuhuatian up and down for a good spring outing, and he was very proud of watching the peaches and plums complement each other and the spring breeze playing tricks.

The atmosphere was just right, and Yuhuatian's expression softened a lot. Although the smile on the corner of his mouth was extremely weak, and his eyes were not bent at all, the breath around him was extremely gentle and peaceful. Tang Youzhu liked it, and couldn't help holding the hand in his claws together A kiss to the lips!

No matter how gentle Yu Huatian was, he was startled by the sudden wetness and warmth on his hands, and he immediately took the handkerchief to wipe his hands in disgust, but Tang Youzhu didn't have the slightest bit of embarrassment of being disgusted. The paws were firmly encircled, and the hand clenched inside was let down helplessly because he couldn't break free from the shackles. By the way, Yu Huatian had to bow his head slightly when he wanted to wipe his hands...

This is what Tang Youzhu waited for - stealing fragrance or something, stealing fragrance from Susu's mouth, hehe, don't be too sweet!

But he has calculated thousands of times, but he has missed his figure.A little doll who is only eight years old, even if he has been working hard to supplement calcium for the past two years, he is indeed much taller than his peers. Even Jia Hu, who is said to be eleven months older than him, is already half shorter than him The size——but Yuhuatian, is Jia Hu comparable?

Poor Tang Youzhu, no matter how tall he is, has not broken through the age limit of 1.4m1.4. Even if Yuhuatian bows his head - the gap between 1.8m[-] and [-]m height cannot be bridged by just bowing his head!

Tang Youzhu looked at the pale cherry lips that were less than a slap away from him, and secretly hated in his heart. It was just when the evil was emboldened and the anger started from the heart, and when he was about to simply use a little light work to steal the fragrance, peach blossoms and plum blossoms suddenly fell from the top of his head. The pollen that sprinkled into his eyes was disgusting, and the flower petals that dared to kiss the tender lips before him deserved death!

Master Tangtang suddenly understood Wu Zetian's mood to demote Mudan from Chang'an at this moment.

Although the reasons are very different, but I suddenly hope that wherever I go, the peaches and plums will not bloom, how can I break them?

… Creamy peach stuffed and honey plum wine are actually pretty good…

Tang Youzhu was very conflicted, and he was annoyed that the peach and plum blossoms flew at the wrong time, and he was reluctant to part with the delicious taste of the ripe peaches and plums, so he wrinkled his face and looked up, ha, the culprit has been caught!

——A pretty face of happiness and anger flashed among the peaches and plums, the two little bean buns on the hair were combed very cutely, the bright red ribbon hanging from the forehead made the face even more pretty and lovely, plus The bright red dress that appears and disappears between the branches and leaves is really a pretty girl.

——But Tang Youzhu is sure and sure that the name on that face is: Sikong Zhaixing!

Is this guy really a monkey spirit?

Do I want to catch a monkey spirit who is suddenly male and female before I wait until the lame monk and lame Taoist police the fairy?

Could it be that in addition to the historical martial arts Dream of the Red Chamber, the main ingredient in this chowder world also needs a chat from a chat?

Otz Tang Youzhu really knelt down to the lower limit of the world's mishmash. Really, you don't need to be too surprised that a Baotou representing the moon will punish you someday.

Tang Tang’s assorted hot pot soup bases are not so eclectic!Doesn't everyone in the big world say that there should be a bottom line of rules?Do you want to learn from human beings to produce and sell their own products and eat their own lower limit!Not all fashion is high-end and high-grade, okay?Blind obedience is undesirable!

Tang Youzhu is indeed an existence that is "favoured" by the will of the great universe, and his brain is so open that it is almost as powerful as the lower limit of this world.

But his big brain hole does not prevent him from catching monkey spirits.

Lock on the target without hesitation, the heart of the centipede snake fans, don't look at Tang Youzhu's current third-class disabled height, but the skills of the Great Five Sages have begun to work, not to mention there is a rain field next to it, and the three-edged sword is thrown out , even if you don’t kill people, aim at the branch that a certain monkey spirit has left...

The usual Sikong Zhaixing may be able to jump in time so as not to fall off, but the poor child whose feet were continuously locked by Tang Youzhu and whose movement speed was slowed down, accidentally fell with a face full of peach blossoms and plum blossoms, it is really nothing It was so unexpected.

But Tang Youzhu actually said "Yo! Monkey spirit! Where's your little egg?" Sikong Zhaoxing was still taken aback.

Speaking of which, for the ten-year-old Sikong Zhaixing, the disguise technique made him more proud than his lightness kungfu. After all, Lu Xiaodan's double flying with colorful wings is not bad, but when it comes to this disguise modification skill, it is ten Dandan is also not as good as his Uncle Sikong - not long ago, Sikong Zhaixing, who only had the No. 11 face-to-face encounters, but Lu Xiaodanggan couldn't recognize him, is quite proud of his current disguise.

So Sikong Zhaixing became more and more puzzled at this time.Even Lu Xiaodan, who grew up together, didn't recognize his appearance. How could he be recognized by the winter melon boy who had only met once?

Tang Youzhu held his hand proudly, and quickly retracted his hand from the back of his waist, making it hang down naturally. His face was always full of superior demeanor, pointing the way for a certain unlucky monkey spirit: "You don't understand this? The pupils of everyone's eyes The shapes and distances are all different. This point, before the advent of high-quality colored contact lenses, it was difficult to avoid it with disguise. In addition, there are also the distance between the eyes, the lines on the fingers...etc. too much."

Leaning down and lowering his head, he looked at Sikong Houjing who was lying on the ground and looked up with gentle tolerance: "Why, do you need me to point out your flaws one by one? Except for the pupils?"

Sikong Zhaixing gritted his teeth: "Thank you, no need!" But he couldn't help but ask: "What are high-quality contact lenses?"

Tang Youzhu continued to smile gently and calmly: "A kind of disguise that can change the color, size, and even the distance between the pupils of the eyes."

Sikong Zaixing's ears perked up: "Sacred disguise?"

Tang Youzhu didn't seem to be interested in this topic anymore, he said a perfunctory "ah", and turned around to grab Yu Huatian's hand: "Susu, the mountains over there are quite beautiful, let's go over there and have a look. "

Sikong Zhaixing jumped anxiously: "Hey! You haven't said how to make high-quality colored contact lenses—or where can I get them?"

Tang Youzhu glanced at him impatiently: "I can't get it anywhere, unless Mr. Tangtang mercifully makes it for you."

Sikong Zhaixing wished to see him: "Then, Mr. Tangtang, please show mercy!"

Tang Youzhu sighed: "Where can this kind of compassion be sent out casually? You need to know that Tang Xuanzang went through all kinds of hardships to meet the real Buddha. The Venerable's 'personnel affairs', there is no real scripture..."

Sikong Zhaixing gritted his teeth, but when he thought that it was a miracle that could change the color and size of his eyes, he finally managed to smile: "That's right, that's true, this kind of mercy is not just sent out casually—it's not Do you know how many 'personnel' Master Tangtang needs before you show mercy?"

Tang Youzhu smiled: "Ah, it's too vulgar to talk about personnel affairs-but I think, if I can see the sea chart from Daming to Wa Island, and the defense maps of various places in Wa Island... Maybe I'll be in a good mood. Have time to think carefully about a pair."

Sikong Zhaixing stared: "There are too few pairs!"

Tang Youzhu yawned: "Valuable pictures, one by one." Anyway, gum can be made, but it takes a little more effort.

Sikong Zhaixing still wanted to bargain, but Tang Youzhu ignored him, and directly pulled Yuhuatian around and left, leaving only a girl in red staring at a pair of bright starry eyes, jumping angrily under the peach and plum blossoms.

Yuhuatian let Tang Youzhu drag him for a long way before he asked, "Just that doll, what kind of chart can you get? If you can't get into Wa Island, no matter how good you are, it's useless."

Tang Youzhu narrowed his eyes and smiled like a little fox who had only eaten seven or eight chickens: "So I emphasized that it must be a valuable picture!" Then he looked up and pretended to be cute: "Don't bully the young and poor, Susu! Although that kid looks out of place, this stealing skill must be excellent." Mr. Gu has already verified it!So, "Shousu, do you want to make a bet with me? If the monkey spirit gets the things back smoothly, you--" rolled your eyes very maliciously, and smiled wickedly: "You just let me deal with it." how?"

Yu Huatian looked at him three inches below his navel with disdain: "You little thing that hasn't even started growing, what can you do with me?"

Tang Youzhu was despised by the little elephant again, but it was rare that he didn't jump into a rage, instead he leaned forward.Yu Huatian was a little curious, so he lowered his head and listened to his gestures, only to hear a shameless little bastard giggling: "Oh, are you waiting? Sure enough, Mr. Tangtang is so charming. Ah~ Susu always pretends to be calm, but in fact... hehe! Don't worry, don't worry, in three or five years at most, we can have a real fight!"

Real. Knife. Real. Gun!

For a moment, Yu Huatian was really shocked by the naked obscenity of this big-faced little bastard. After a while, although he realized it, his forehead felt hot for some reason, and he actually held the little bastard by the waist. Stretching out his hand to pinch somewhere, he said viciously, "A real knife and gun? Are you sure it's not a pocket dagger or a model pistol?"

——Pistol, model, of course, they are new terms that Mr. Tangtang came up with when he was tossing about firearms...

Tang Youzhu clutched his chest with a groan, he felt that his masculine self-esteem was despised to pieces.But it is very pitiful that, as a man of the Great Five Sages who has not yet developed his abdominal muscles, this "knife and gun" is really too late to show off, and now the assorted hot pot soup base is only left with butter, egg, glutinous rice flour and three flavors material--

well!Love is always so inexplicable.Once Lord Tangtang was tempted, he even willingly abandoned this goal that he had set up for many years, and wiped away the sad tears for the stinky socks that he hesitated for a long time before deciding to add, but were finally discarded after being useless...

——After pretending to wipe away tears, Tang Youzhu showed a smirk at the corner of his mouth, and put his small mouth close to Yuhuatian's ear: "Susu, I'll tell you a secret."

Yuhuatian was unmoved on the surface, but he thought about it in his heart, what's the secret?Could it be related to the inborn knowledge?

Tang Youzhu babbled a series of "It's really a big secret! I guarantee you will be shocked when you hear it", and a thief mouth pretended to unintentionally rub Yuhuatian's jade-like fat ears. After several times, the answer to the mystery was solved: "I was too anxious to come out to find you just now, so after I relieved myself, the little elephant just shook it a few times without scrubbing..."

Yuhuatian is still holding his "little elephant" in his left hand!Hearing such a sentence, he let go quickly, his complexion also turned blue and white, obviously disgusting.

This was originally the effect Tang Youzhu wanted, but it's true, even if he knew that Susu was a clean freak 800 years ago, it still feels so sad to be so blatantly disgusted!

But Yuhuatian would not give him another chance to cover his chest, wipe his tears and pretend to be pitiful. With a pale face, he tried his best to shake his right hand a few times, and by cleverness, he forced Tang Youzhu's claws that were tightly held on his elbows to shake Open it, and directly use Qinggong to sweep forward.

Tang Youzhu, who was self-inflicted and finally killed himself, hurriedly followed. The effect of the big lightness kung fu was too eye-catching, but the speed of the little lightness kung fu was really average. Turning a corner, I can turn out of sight, and I simply smashed the can, regardless of whether it was a peach tree in front of me or something, just hit my head on it, and then there was a "wow", an absolutely genuine scream, rain Huatian's footsteps really paused.

Governor Yu can be cruel to anyone, but he has nothing to do with this brat.I said to myself one hundred times, "Don't be another brat's trick", and added another 120 times, "Even if I hit it, I deserve it. The brat is too careless, and deserves to be punished by God", but my feet still turned unconsciously...

Yu Huatian sighed secretly in his heart, and instead of competing with himself, he swept forward a few times, and stood three steps in front of the stinky boy who was clutching his forehead and screaming in pain, his handsome face was tight: "Damn it! Let me give you a day!" Tonight's nonsense!" He shouted again: "You still don't let go of your hand? If you cover it again, can it produce flowers, or can it relieve the pain?"

Tang Youzhu thought to himself, if the master is willing, there is really a way to relieve the pain.But Yuhuatian was originally anxious and disgusted, but he still gave him a hard way to earn back. Rao Tang Youzhu has always been shameless, so he couldn't help but feel a little guilty, so he didn't say any more, just took his hands away, bowed his head and lowered his hands to be obedient and clever standing.

He didn't deliberately pretend to be pitiful this time, but in Yu Huatian's eyes, the little bastard who has always been flamboyant and rascal, with a big bag on his head, reddish eye circles, and a slumped head, who dared not speak, is really better than anyone else. Poor all the time.

He is obviously a ruthless person who can tear the fetus out of the mother's womb alive, but he is soft-hearted towards such a little thing.Yu Huatian sighed secretly for himself again, deeply doubting that this little bastard was his own retribution—poor but still the retribution he was willing to accept.

Tang Youzhu lowered his head, his eyes slanted upwards, seeing that Yu Huatian's attitude had softened, so he dawdled up to hold his hand.Yu Huatian was unwilling in his heart, but as soon as his hand twitched, the little bastard yelled "headache and dizzy" pitifully. Since he faced up to his soft heart for this little bastard, he didn't bother to force it. Stopped, let him hold her tightly, and only said disgustedly: "What a fool and dirty doll!" Even if it has to be wrapped up, can't it be wrapped around the other hand?Does it have to be his left hand that touched that so-and-so just now?

Tang Youzhu smirked: "It's not dirty! Susu touches nothing dirty!"

Yu Huatian put his right hand on his forehead and was about to start rubbing it, when he heard this, he pinched that fat cheek first: "Yes, what could be dirtier than you?" If it was a few years ago, it would be Yu Huatian himself could not have imagined that he would actually pamper a little doll with half of Ji's blood on this day. It's really... that's all, this doll was raised by himself, and Ji was just borrowed to pretend to be him for eight months. container only.

Tang Youzhu didn't know that Susu, his family, was tangled up just now, so he smirked and cried out in pain, but Yuhuatian continued to rub his hands mercilessly -- how could the blood go away without rubbing hard?Short-term pain is always better than long-term pain, this brat's physique is also...

Huh!Isn't this brat always rough-skinned and thick-skinned?How could such a big bag be knocked out with just one collision?

Yu Huatian continued to knead his hands, but he thought about it in his heart, and then found that a certain little bastard's skin was rough and his flesh was thick, and he seemed to be able to control it by himself. No bruises at all, I tried to burn the tip of his buttocks with a ruthless hand, but after [-] or [-] strokes, he didn't get red or swollen; but when he wanted to play hard tricks to make people soft, he always suddenly became thin-skinned The stuffing becomes tender, and after a few slaps, it becomes a red and swollen fat buttocks, and when it is bumped by itself, it becomes a big bag the size of half an egg...

Governor Yu is considered well-informed, but he has never heard of such a well-controlled physique, coupled with the fact that a certain sugar barely conceals "knowledge from birth" in front of him...

Yu Huatian's eyes darkened instantly: "Do you have something to say to me?"

Hearing these words in Tang Youzhu's ears, he was really confused. He raised his head in a daze for a while, and because he was half-truthful and howling in pain just now, there were already a lot of tears in his eye sockets, and there were a few drops of tears It's still hanging on the eyelashes, it's about to drip, it's kind of tender and pitiful.

But Tang Youzhu really didn't mean to pretend to be a fool to fool Yuhuatian, he just didn't understand what Yuhuatian asked - he deliberately didn't treat him for such a bitter plan, wanted to cover it up in front of cheap father for a while, or could do it when necessary The random action of quickly healing the injury is not once or twice. At first, I was a little annoyed and forgot to hide it when I thought about it. There was no one who dared to be curious, Tang Youzhu thought his family Susu had noticed it long ago, but it seemed like he was indulging him to know it from birth!

How can you react at this time?Under Yu Huatian's overly deep eyes, he dared not not think about it, but his mind was full of search, either: "Wow, I was wrong, I shouldn't secretly lick your teacup!" or: "Woo Woohoo, Susu, I was just joking with you just now! I was relieved before leaving the palace just now, but I didn’t wash my butt - the little elephant also washed it, just to scare you..."

All kinds of stupid self-exposing of his shortcomings, but there is no intention of leniently confessing this special physique.