Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

As he said that, Tang Youzhu's head drooped limply, as if even the brightness on that bald head had dimmed a lot.With his look, I understand your inadequacy, and I will try my best not to be disappointed—but I still look so disappointed, which makes Yu Huatian feel angry.

And before his sanity came back, Tang Youzhu had already jumped into the West Factory——Stupid again,

Yu Huatian has always thought that he is a rare smart person, even in his dream that he was buried under the yellow sand, he never made him doubt his IQ, but after meeting this ugly doll, he suddenly realized that he is not just An ordinary person.

It's a sad story to be stupid or something, especially to ugly dolls.

And in addition to hurting the mind, being stupid is also prone to accidents.

Tang Youzhu was brought by Yuhuatian, and after entering the door, Lord Governor had an unfathomable expression, causing everyone, including Tan Luzi, to think that Tang Youzhu's going to prison was his acquiescence, so they waited until Lord Yu returned. Tang Youzhu's chubby face inevitably turned pale when he was doing serious business.

There is no way, this ancient torture or something, reading the text description, watching the scene of the movie, after all, can't compare with the shock of being there.

This Tang Youzhu has a good face that is rosy in the white, and he just tosses himself into a pale and wilted look, but because he is self-inflicted, Yu Huatian doesn't bother to pay attention to it, and takes care of himself.As for why Su Huirong seemed to have forgotten her supervisor's prohibition, and even served two bowls of cheese and three bowls of egg custard to Tang Youzhu, why Yuhuatian was clearly on the side, full of creamy egg smell, but still turned a blind eye...

Then only God knows, anyway, Governor Yu will never be softened because of someone's self-inflicted behavior.

Tang Youzhu didn't react now, he was only thinking about the possibility of replacing the rule of man with the rule of law, and finally found that it would take at least 60 years to transition to a constitutional monarchy, and more importantly, he must be able to let go of imperial power after 60 years It is possible only when you become addicted and greedy.

Right now...

Touching his fat chin, Tang Youzhu fell into a very difficult choice.

Is it more inhumane to destroy a person's body, or is it more inhumane to destroy a person's spirit?

Mental recovery is difficult. Even in the future of the 21st century, many mental traumas are often irreparable. The better ones can be completely forgotten by hypnosis, and the worse ones... various cases of hurting others and self have repeatedly appeared.

Limb repair is not too difficult in the 21st century. As long as it is well preserved, it can be taken back even a month later... But right now it is the [-]th century.

Tang Youzhu calculated carefully, and he really didn't think that he could develop any excellent limb extension medical skills in his lifetime - if he operated it himself, with the support of Butian, the success rate was quite high; but to form a large-scale The development of medical science... Hehe, let's get out penicillin sulfonamide and the like first, and make sure you don't get scratched by a nail and you may die!

So Tang Youzhu made up his mind.

So Yu Huatian was busy with his business, and before he had time to decide how to scare this daring, self-seeking little bastard, he was frightened back by Tang Youzhu, who had made up his mind.

A certain little bastard's face was still a little pale, but he was already discussing with him the pros and cons of the brutal torture and the delicate heart-destroying chapter with him. Yu Huatian looked at the pair that could be described as sparkling eyes, silently covering his face.

In fact, Xichang is not so far behind that it doesn't even have a way to destroy people's will, but the theory of small black room and fatigue torture theory as systematic as Tang Youzhu...

Born to know it is really a big killer, those who don't know it will think it is such a bloody and vicious little monster, who can see that it is actually a coward who talks on paper?

On this day, Yu Huatian was still rubbing his forehead until he closed his eyes and went to bed.

——You can only knead with your right hand.

Because his left hand fell into the hands of Tang Youzhu, who was so skinny and rolled all over the floor, that he had to sleep in the same bed with him.

Yuhuatian was helpless, but fortunately, the day was finally over.This little bastard won't be so annoying tomorrow, will he?

Tomorrow is always a brand new day, and Tang Tang is also a brand new Tang Tang.

But just like a brand new day, unless the world changes drastically, the sun and the moon will rise in the east and set in the west. No matter how brand new Tangtang is, there will always be one or two attributes that may not change in the world. When it becomes a sweet and sour bun, it will be all kinds of crazy.

For example, frenziedly using Xinxin Gu.

For example, rolling all over the floor frantically, and all kinds of troubles.

Sweet and sour buns are far stronger than sugar buns in their obsession with their own goals.

After some kind of alarm sounded to a certain level, bathing, sleeping and eating must be together, and the map of the Xichang Yumajian has been swiped one by one. Yuhuatian has been annoyed by such a piece of brown candy It's been sticky for eight days.

If you don't pervert in silence, you can only explode in silence.

Yuhuatian erupted, and when a certain little bastard was rolling all over the floor again, he picked it up and started having sex.

Braised dragon hips are out again!

Ma Jinliang, Su Huirong, Tan Luzi, Wei Xing, Jiang Cong, etc., the poor people who have been guarded by a certain sweet and sour package all kinds of thieves, instantly set off fireworks in their hearts, and they were so happy that they couldn't explain it.

Only Chen Zhun was able to maintain the line between the ruler and the minister, the master and the slave in his heart, and resisted not joining the ranks of the crowd, but the tone of accusing Yuhuatian of offending the master for no reason... Well, although it was still very fierce and firm, But it's clearly a level lower than ever before.

If it hadn't happened in this situation, if a certain sweet and sour bun hadn't been holding a braised dragon buttock that had gotten fatter and still clamored to stick on it...

Tan Luzi, Wei Xing and the others really should give a thumbs up to Governor Yu who finally convinced a diehard.

But unfortunately, the situation is wrong.

The fighting power of a certain sugar bun after being dipped in vinegar really made everyone in Xichang admire.

Braised dragon buttocks, kicks flying, direct dodges...nothing can get rid of brown sugar.The fat red buttocks can't keep his footsteps, and he can fly back faster if he flies out. With light work, no matter how fast he dodges or how sideways he hides, he will always be found.

That's right, a fat butt is actually just a bitter trick that can be removed with a single treatment.Of course, how to brush the treatment just right, without pain, but still retain this appearance and add a soft buff to the meringue, is also a technical job-and it is a secret skill that Tang Baozi will never pass on!Envy, jealousy and hatred are useless dear~

As for kicking and flying... Hehe, how could a meringue who can get a buff with only a fat butt really kick him with a ruthless hand?Isn't it just flying high, the hardest landing is just the strength of a buttock, who is afraid of whom?Tang Youzhu is so happy that his family Susu plays games with him!

Lightning skill flashes... Ah la, do you think Master Tangtang's map is a fake one?It's really occasionally outside the map... I don't know if Master Tangtang got a certain little centipede during his trip to Heishui City, did the system panel very powerfully refresh all the teammate functions?While he was on his way, he asked Yuhuatian to "Shusu come with me", and then abducted him as if he was going to stick to Yuhuatian who was riding with him, and since then completely exposed his whereabouts status on his panel or something ...Well, only Heaven knows, Tangtang knows!

Yu Huatian was so sticky to the wall that he was so sticky to the brown candy, he definitely didn't feel that it was good to be needed like this, and he definitely didn't feel that if it wasn't for a certain moment that was really inappropriate for a chubby doll with a princely halo on his head, there was always someone flattering around him It's okay to serve tea, water, clothes, and soup—I want people to flatter and serve, where can I find someone?This brown sugar is simply annoying!It's more annoying than those guys who form cliques for personal gain, only know how to fight wars of words, don't do much serious work, and dare to despise them who are hardworking people!

So in order to avoid the more annoying God of Nougat, Lord Governor decided to go up in full costume.

——But a mere court that can even have a place for a seventh-rank official can stop the footsteps of Nougaty?

When Yu Huatian triumphantly walked into Fengtian Hall, he absolutely did not expect that there would be a brown candy outside with melancholy eyes and head down, a light would light up above his head, and then he would run back.

So His Majesty the Emperor, who hadn't been to court for a long time, came to court again in good spirits, with a sweet and sour bag.

The reason is high-sounding, and the prince does not need an imperial examination. It is enough to learn the principles of the Four Books and Five Classics. How to govern the court is the most important thing.Of course, because the crown prince was young, the emperor did not force him to go to the court to listen to the government every day, and only came when he needed it.

But when is it "needed"?

Many people think that when the emperor is willing to go to court, only Yuhuatian knows...

God annoying brown sugar!

Is the jade wrench finger crushed into powder?

Yu Huatian scratched the wall, he really felt that even if he gave this little bastard an old woman as a wife, it would be...

Well, even if it is to get rid of the brown sugar, Yuhuatian is not willing to find a "mother" like the emperor's Wanshi for the little bastard raised by his family.

Why!The child he has worked so hard to raise, but let others cut off the results?Let's dream!

But the price for not giving is also a little bit higher...

Here, Yuhuatian still enjoys the treatment of sticking to the cowhide candy with self-pain and joy, and the two kings and kings of Xin and Hui finally sorted out the living habits of the locusts, almost all of which were mentioned by Tang Youzhu once or twice. , or it is recorded in the books, but it is rare for King Hui to be good at reading but not to believe in the book. King Xin did not dislike it and tried it himself for two years, and finally summed up some things that have been verified with his own eyes. There are many ways to deal with it, such as planting more trees and grass, leaving no land to lay eggs on, and strangling ducks and spiders in the bud to eat larvae, etc., which are much better than waiting until the locusts are infested!

The courage of the two young brothers Xin Wang is really limited, and of course it does not rule out that the governor is majestic and natural, and the two little princes of the Chong Wang family were originally bold, and they dared to act coquettishly and foolishly to the emperor, but they just reconciled two quarters earlier. King Xin patted his chest to be a hero, and then entered the East Palace. When he saw King Yu Jun, who was covered with brown sugar and was spitting black all over his body, his courage disappeared with a bang. The elder brother of the prince ate two mouthfuls of snacks and half a cup of tea squeezed beside him, but he couldn't say anything about the business.

It was Tang Youzhu who saw that his cousin Youhuan was bulging in his arms, and saw the two little guys struggling to squeeze towards him, looking like he wanted to shrink into his shadow and not be exposed to Susu's eyes. He despises these two little things, doesn't know how to appreciate his Susu Haoer's lack of vision, and thinks that the one who doesn't covet his Susu is a good baby, so he doesn't bother to embarrass them, and directly smashes the baby in Youhuan's arms. The things were snatched out, and when I opened it, it turned out that there was a huge memorial, and it was about the extermination of locusts!

There have been no major locust plagues in the past two years in the Ming Dynasty, but the territory is large, and it is easy to die. When encountering the Little Ice Age, there will always be droughts and floods here. Although the concrete and iron bars have some effects, they still can’t take care of the whole country— - Besides, if the root cause cannot be strangled, even if the drought and flood do not cause disasters, locusts may not come out.

It's not bad that King Xin made this at this time. Tang Youzhu has already made a plan for this matter, but he made it with the help of two uncles. It has been tested in Xiaotianlong and Binghuangzhuang in the west, and it may not be suitable for the whole country. I implore all regions to open pilot projects for another two years." The two looked helplessly, pinched the two chubby faces with a smile, um, as expected, I still feel better~ I smiled triumphantly, jumped down on the couch, turned to the other side and pulled Yuhuatian: "Susu, Let's go! Let's go find Father! There is something good! Great thing!"

Yuhuatian is very self-reliant, and he would not stretch his neck and open his eyes to look at the folded papers in his hand, but Xichang has eyes and ears everywhere, and he can guess with his eyes closed that the two belong to the Chongwang family, but they have been raised in the palace for several years. He was almost raised as a cub of Wang Xin's family, so what should Babaer be making a fuss about at this time.Because he didn't feel that he had done anything on top, he moved lazily: "What a great thing? It has nothing to do with me, you go!"

Just kidding, it's so rare that this brown candy looks like it's about to be peeled off by itself, the fool still sticks to it!

Tang Youzhu disagreed: "Why has nothing to do with Susu? That idea was originally told by Susu to me, and I told my little eighth uncle and nine uncles. Although it was finally verified by little eighth uncle and compiled by Jiushu, but How would we know if Susu didn’t say it first? So Susu is the most important contributor—why not go?”

Yuhuatian often used Tang Youzhu as a shield. There were many times when he was pulled out face to face and framed, but there were more times when he was "planted" behind the scenes. However, Yuhuatian couldn't think of the locust incident. As Tang Youzhu made it clear, the two cubs, Youhuan Youxi, who wished to shrunk into small balls just now, showed two pairs of eyeballs behind him, and looked at Yuhuatian curiously and adoringly. Huatian was dragged to Qianqing Palace.

In the Qianqing Palace, the emperor and concubine Wan Gui were listening to Li Zixing talking about alchemy and offering heavenly scriptures. Tang Youzhu watched the blank paper gradually show blue and black writing in the mist, and the foolish father became more and more dumbfounded like a fool Even Concubine Wan Gui, who has always been a bit courageous and knowledgeable, did not hide her admiration in her eyes, and said in a repeated voice: "Aiqing really has real skills. But Wanwang and His Majesty have some immortal prescriptions, but they will not be able to live forever." The same life span in the same month, but also a long life span and prosperous descendants."

Concubine Wan Gui was frightened by the inside story of Yaohu Ye's case, and deeply regretted that she should not only care about venting her anger for the eldest son of the emperor, but forgot how dangerous it is to have no shield in front of the emperor. Although she was overjoyed after getting Tang Youzhu, there are never too many shields of.She didn't want to shake Tang Youzhu's position as the crown prince. Anyway, another one may not be more interesting than Tang Youzhu.However, wouldn't it be better to have a few more little princes to be prepared?Therefore, after welcoming Tang Youzhu back to the palace, he changed his original style and personally trained several young girls who were newly selected into the palace. Going back eight times, there is always one time to find a young girl to enjoy before returning to Concubine Wan Gui to sleep peacefully.However, no matter how hard he tried, in the past few years, there was still no news from the harem.

A while ago, Shao Shi was pregnant with a baby, but he didn't know what he was thinking, and he didn't report it. He waited until a fetus with a shape that could be seen was released, and then he cried and said that he was young and ignorant!

Concubine Wan Gui didn't say anything at that time, but she couldn't help feeling anxious.It's a pity that the imperial doctor gave the emperor a lot of treatment, but there was only one sentence: the womb has some weaknesses, if you take good care of it, it's fine, but when you grow up, you have suffered a lot, and now you can only ask for less It's hard to be sick and sick.

Concubine Wan Gui was anxious and regretful, it happened that Liang Fang took Qiaoer to make her happy, and recommended Li Zixing again, Concubine Wan Gui was just unavoidable, she was prejudiced against such a heavenly book that was asked for, the paper was originally She accompanied the emperor to inspect it with her own eyes, and it was absolutely clean. The word was also seen by her and the emperor, and it absolutely appeared out of nowhere—it is so miraculous, it is not the brushwork of an immortal, what could it be?

Thinking of having a group of little Shen'er around her calling her mother in the future, Concubine Wan Gui was overjoyed after she waved off her jealousy; Maybe there is a great fortune to live forever. Concubine Wan Gui thinks what Li Zixing really thinks, she puts aside her original doubts about "since there is really a fairy fate, why bother to seek wealth and honor in the common world", and only puts those " Venerable Kasyapa and Venerable Ananda were ordered by the Buddha to teach the Dharma with Tang Sanzang, but they still need "personnel"" and they took it seriously, and they were thinking about how to bestow official titles and treasures to this Youdao True Immortal!

Tang Youzhu could only wipe off his sweat, thinking to himself that today is the time to come, otherwise it might be a big joke!Hurrying to haha, he went over to stop Concubine Wan Gui, but he didn't say that the emperor and concubine were stupid, he just acted coquettishly and said that he hadn't eaten the snacks from Yongning Palace today, and was very mysterious. The booklet was taken out: "The method of controlling locusts has come out! For this alone, the reputation of the father in the history books is not inferior to Emperor Taizong of Tang - what reward will I have?"

The emperor is greedy for life and afraid of death, so it is a big deal to seek immortality, but one is that the crown prince is his beloved only son, and the other is that the reputation that is not inferior to Tang Taizong is really an excellent shield. Very strong, the emperor was confused, so he was dragged to the other side of the warm pavilion to talk.After the method of controlling locusts was finished, he thought of the fairy teacher again, but was so ashamed by Tang Youzhu's few words that he almost covered his face and retreated.

Tang Youzhu didn't say anything else, just said: "Why did my father think of watching such a little trick? I told you earlier, Tangtang can also perform it for you! Tangtang knows more than him!"

Talking about it, people prepared the starch that was roughly washed from corn, and some iodine water extracted from the brine, but let alone, this trick became quite decent, the emperor's face turned green when he saw it, Tang Youzhu This little bastard who must cheat people to death is still grinning and making up the knife: "This method is a bit troublesome. The starch iodine water has to be specially refined. It is not known to people who have been selling tricks for generations. If the father is free If you want to play on your own, you might as well use something like this..."

As he said that, he asked someone to take the sour fruit that was a tribute from the Southwest, and squeezed the colorless juice to make ink for writing. Naturally, it was colorless when written, but rubbing the purple morning glory petals on it a few times showed a red color. The handwriting comes...

Seeing this, how can the emperor not know that he has been fooled?She still tried her best to coax him!At the same time, he was annoyed and sighed, and he was relieved that the fat son was smart, and at the same time he thought about kicking that liar out of the palace.Concubine Wan Gui had been listening silently before, but at this moment, a sweet smile appeared on her face, which was still radiant, and she looked more and more charming, but her words were like a knife: "Liang Fang has a big heart, and there is no shortage of money by your Majesty's side." If this person serves you, why don't you hand it over to the king of the county for training. Then Li Zisheng... what happened today is not easy to publicize. If you go directly to the palace, if it is not good to spread the word, you have to hand it over to the king of the county. I'm bothered."

The Xichang with Yuhuatian as its township is already enough to make people change their colors. Recently, there has been a Mr. Tangtang who has all kinds of bad ideas. This Xichang is more and more like a ghost. think.At this time, Concubine Wan Gui lightly buried Liang Fang and Li Zixing in the pit with a few words, thinking that anyone who wants to introduce alchemists and His Majesty in the future should be more cautious.

Tang Youzhu was satisfied, and smiled and flattered a lot of words, "Your mother and concubine are really thoughtful, and the father only thinks that he is watching tricks with an open heart, but he discovered that the professional tricksters are not as good as me." I know a lot, and I only want to drive people away, but I didn't expect that if people go out to make a fuss, the people will only treat the father as a fairy-seeking emperor who will be deceived by such a simple trick. Most of the good reputation that has been built up will collapse in a blink of an eye! Not to mention how annoying it is for those censors to rely on the privilege of hearing rumors, and often jump out to persuade them without asking carefully - don't even think about it. Emperor Mu Zong and Wu Zong of the Tang Dynasty... so many emperors who were afraid of death and took elixir and ended up eating themselves died there, the father is not a fool, he just saw a new trick, that's all, showing the IQ of the emperor and Wan Guifei Very trusting, as if he really didn't know who he was almost fooled just now.

The emperor looked proudly and guilty at the fat son's trusting little eyes. He was ashamed to say that he couldn't even remember those who mourned Emperor Mu Wu, but after answering the praise with a smile, what happened to Fang Shu? I had a pimple, and later I went round and round to inquire about it from several monks, and it was inevitable that I was too scared to sleep alone for a long time.