Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

Tang Youzhu looked at Empress Dowager Zhou with a grin, "Aunt Six will live with Grandmother, just to recuperate with you." Empress Dowager Zhou was about to raise her eyebrows, but he heard him say, "It's convenient for brothers to ask for your respect. "Look at the two good grandsons who foolishly followed behind the prince's ass, they nodded their heads.

So the two little princes happily went to take a rest for noon, without waiting for their mothers to enter the palace.

And Tang Youzhu also smiled and pulled Chong Wang to say a lot more, and even the Queen Mother Zhou's complexion improved a lot.

Seeing this, the emperor couldn't close his mouth when he smiled.

In the evening, Er Yuhuatian heard about it, but mercilessly smashed Tang Youzhu, "Idiot,"

Tang Youzhu was quite proud of showing off his brilliant achievements, so he might as well cover his head with this sentence, the smile on his fat face froze immediately.It's not that he was annoyed, but he just didn't understand: "Where are you stupid?" The wife and children are all staying in the palace, isn't King Chong like a crab that has been tied to death with hands and feet?

Yu Huatian sneered: "It's just one woman and two children, do you think you can tie Chongwang? Do you know how many women there are in Chongwang's mansion? And children——Chongwang is only a weak crown, and if he wants children, how many will be born?" Didn’t you come out? Didn’t you ask Yao Zanshan to tell you the Romance of the Three Kingdoms before? When Liu Bei threw Liu Adou in anger, he was almost a man who knew his fate. Didn’t he just throw it to his only son without mercy? How dare you ask me where I am stupid ! There is no one who is not stupid from head to toe!"

Tang Youzhu blinked and blinked, and suddenly kicked his feet against each other several times, kicking off his boots, then crossed his feet, scratched left and right with his fat paws, and the socks were also caught.

Yu Huatian was so disgusted that he covered his nose and backed away again and again, but Tang Youzhu smiled and picked up one of his fat feet, put it under his nose and smelled it, and kissed him: "Sure enough, the smell of the newly made soap It's so good, it's sweet and sweet, like a cream roll, I really want to take a bite~" He really took a bite on his big toe, and then he frowned: "Damn it, it smells so good, eat it It smells like fur except for a little salty smell!"

Seeing this, Yu Huatian felt his stomach churn, and almost rushed out of the dinner he had just eaten. Although he held back, he couldn't speak for a while, and his face became more and more contorted.

When Tang Youzhu saw it, he didn't know whether it was a real misunderstanding or a fake misunderstanding, so he hurriedly explained to him: "The main reason is that the salty taste is not good. The fox hunted by Susu himself, and the leather that he ordered to be tanned, will definitely not taste bad. .”

Yu Huatian twisted his face: No matter how bad the fur is, it must be better than the smell of your stinky feet!

Tang Youzhu continued to hey, with one arm around his right leg, put his fat foot next to his cheek, and put the other hand on his bare forehead, first patted his forehead, and then rubbed his big toe on his cheek: "From head to toe Feet!" Then rubbed his big toe on his cheek, and then patted his forehead: "From feet to head!"

After repeating this three times, he looked up at Yu Huatian: "I think I am extremely smart from head to toe!"

Yu Huatian finally managed to suppress the upset in his stomach, and sneered: "Yes, it's really 'extreme'! Putting it in the sun can almost blind people's eyes!"

Tang Youzhu touched his bald head and smiled triumphantly: "Isn't it? Just saved the effort of shaving your head!"

Yu Huatian rolled his eyes: "We'll see what you say when we reach the age to keep our heads."

Tang Youzhu smiled at her big toe: "Ah, Susu thinks so far for us, even thinking about things in the future! You think Susu is the best, don't you?" Big toe He nodded his head lightly, and he was so happy that he kissed him again. After the kiss, he held his feet and whispered: "It's just that sometimes you are nagging and worrying like grandma--how can Mr. Tangtang get to where he should be?" When I grow my hair, will I continue to be bald? Being so smart, I must know how to grow some hair to be low-key! Susu is really stupid-well, no, it’s messy if you care, right? "

So the big toe tapped again, very hard, and Tang Youzhu also chirped again, also very hard.

Yu Huatian was powerless to turn his head, and if he continued, he either made the dirty baby vomit, or he couldn't help pinching him to wash in the bathtub—but Yu Huatian didn't want to do either of these things.

After confirming that when he left Beijing, Ugly Baby could also handle the personal hygiene problems well, Yuhuatian no longer believed his nonsense that "without Susu by his side, Tangtang would be afraid to go into the water", I will never accompany you again.

No matter how much Tang Youzhu puts on seventeen or eighteen ways a day, Yu Huatian won't rinsing if he says he can't, and he won't rinsing if he's disgusting!

Tang Youzhu also found that this goal could not be achieved for the time being, so he curled his lips resentfully, turned his fat head and big toe to Yuhuatian and tilted his head together: "Susu hasn't said how stupid Tangtang is, why is he so stupid from head to toe?" gone?"

Yuhuatian originally wanted to tease this ugly doll, but he didn't expect to tease him first, so he had to change the subject, and just took advantage of the situation to curse a few more: "Don't understand? It's so simple You can't figure out everything, but you have the nerve to say that you are not stupid from head to toe? Really——

Think about it, who are the people living in this harem?Although there are some childless concubines living in the side hall of Qingning Palace...but which young and childless concubines really stay in Qingning Palace?Even if they are not buried, they will be sent to the Buddhist hall and locked up!

Which of the young women in the harem is not from His Majesty?

You are now Babaer getting Princess Chong to live here, and His Majesty will go to Qingning Palace every five days to pay his respects. If something happens by accident, or King Chong is more ruthless and Queen Mother Zhou prefers him, There is no need for His Majesty to be negligent at all, as long as the time is calculated to make Concubine Chong commit suicide in anger, what can be said outside...

You still don't understand? "

Tang Youzhu was silently ashamed in his heart, and it is true that he hadn't had much contact with women since he came here, and he had never been weak when he occasionally saw Concubine Wan Gui get along with cheap father, and for a moment he forgot that this place is far different from modern times...but he winked on his face She closed her eyes and asked innocently: "What do I need to know? The buried concubines were loved by the late emperors so much that they wanted to take them to serve them. Aren't those in the Buddhist hall also the ones I would like to pray for the late emperors? Aunt Six is ​​not a concubine, What does Susu want me to know?"

He scratched his head in confusion, as if he really couldn't understand the relationship between the young concubine's burial and the matter of closing the Buddhist hall, and the problems that Princess Chong would have when she lived in the palace. You must die tight: "And it is certain that the Empress Dowager Zhou prefers the King Chong, the possibility that the King Chong will ruthlessly abandon his wife and children for the greater benefit, you have just compared it with Liu Xianzhu... But why did the Queen Mother commit suicide in anger? She committed suicide in Qingning Palace, so why is it not the Empress Dowager Zhou but the emperor who has a bad reputation?"

He tilted his head very puzzled, so that he fell directly on his side on the kang, and his big toe almost poked his eyeballs, but he didn't realize it, and only looked at Yuhua with ignorant eyes full of doubts. field.

Yu Huatian stared at him for a moment, only to realize later that although this brat is too smart to be a child, he is still a child less than three years old, and his understanding of abortion is still in the "" Let the little dolls go back to line up for reincarnation"—Of course, this kind of understanding is not wrong, but if a silly doll who thinks like this understands the deep-seated question of why the sixth aunt can't live in his father's harem...

Yuhuatian suddenly found that explaining this was not easy.

Fortunately, he remembered in time this brat's catchphrase when he faced Concubine Wan Gui: "Do you want to kiss each other!"

Tang Youzhu continued to be ignorant, and stretched out two fat and short index fingers to poke each other a few times: "Father didn't live in Qingning Palace, so why did he have something to do with Sixth Aunt? Can Tangtang think about it?" Understand! He goes there once every five days, that is, to see the imperial grandmother. How can there be a time when the imperial grandmother is not there, but he and the sixth aunt give and receive? Uh--well, if King Chong really has the heart, the queen mother can do it even if she is present. Lai said he wasn't there—what should we do? Send Concubine Chong out? I'm afraid my younger brothers will cry! It's better to let them stay in the palace willingly and talk."

Yu Huatian glanced at him with a half-smile and said, "You don't have to pretend to be naive when you talk to me, anyway, you'll get caught if you're not careful." Even if he doesn't understand the true meaning of intimacy between men and women, he doesn't believe that this ugly doll can be naive. To the point of poking your own finger for fun.

Tang Youzhu covered her mouth, but quickly put it down and blinked: "I'm not worried about revealing my secrets in front of Susu!" He used this incident to take pride in him earlier.It’s just that I always warn myself not to be too conspicuous outside—I often pretend to be a child outside, and after a long time, I sometimes even look silly and naive when talking in private.

Yu Huatian sneered, you pretended to be stupid and naive?How well do you pretend when you're out there?What can a normal child know about concubines, concubines, Japanese pirates and Tatars?Can it be said that the censor hides his face and retreats?Can the Queen Mother of Zhou faint on the spot with anger?

Tang Youzhu's eyes widened, yes, every time he is pestered, he seems to explode violently?What to do after that?Continue to pretend or simply expose the essence of your genius child, and start to conquer the rhythm of sea, land and air, and step into the big universe early?

Yu Huatian finally couldn't hold back and slapped the bald head: "What conquers the sea, land and air—if you can completely eliminate the threat of the Tartars, and then continue to carry forward the blessing boat and deter the Eastern Japanese, I will be thankful I'm still thinking about flying! Do you think you're a kite or a sparrow?"

Tang Youzhu smiled, and his spirits were greatly lifted: "If I can take Susu to the sky, you..." I really want to say that I can eat as many butter eggs as I want every day, but for the grand goal of being really domineering and leaking , Tang Youzhu still reluctantly changed his words: "You can let me make whatever I want, and you have to arrange a place for me to recruit people...how about it?"

Yuhuatian touched his clothes, which had become cleaner and fresher since he had soap, and then calculated the expenses incurred by the ugly doll these days—except for the incident when the rice bed was driven by the wind, which attracted his attention. Going out of Beijing to cook, and dispatching some related tasks to the inspectors in various places, the consumption is a bit big, and the other things add up, even if it is the reward for the soap maker, it is only more than [-] taels... …

If it costs more than [-] taels per year to fly once in the sky, it is quite cheap.

But Yu Huatian knows that this ugly doll's ability to push forward is definitely more than believing that his weird recipes can be made like soap, so he added a sentence very cautiously: "The balance can only be spent in the East Palace every year." Inside."

Tang Youzhu nodded hurriedly: "No problem! I'm sure I won't be a prodigal starving Susu!"

Yu Huatian didn't even bother to roll his eyes this time, but the slap that slapped Tang Youzhu's light forehead again was indeed a lot lighter, making Jiang Cong, who silently installed the pillars outside the hall and guarded the door, sigh in his heart. Master's ability.

Jiang Cong believes that even if flying to the sky is just a casual talk of the little master, in the end the King of Zhongyi will step back step by step and just run a few steps on the ground led by the kite, then give in and admit that he has already flown into the sky, and then The point where the little master will wantonly make more weird things.

Jiang Cong believed in his little master's ability.

——But even Jiang Cong, who has almost blindly trusted Tang Youzhu, can't believe that he can actually make something that can carry people into the sky!

Tang Youzhu challenged the delta hang glider at the beginning, and his dynamics were really good, and the hang glider he made probably could fly into the sky, but unfortunately the materials were not good enough.The support made of copper and iron is a bit heavy, and the fine welding is not easy to overcome. The support made of bamboo poles can be made very finely, but it can't bear the pressure, and it falls apart when it flies into the air——

Fortunately, the one who tried to fly was a guy with good lightness skills in Xichang, and he was carrying a parachute made by Tang Youzhu on his back. At first, because the hang glider suddenly fell apart, and the height was much higher than when practicing the use of the parachute, he was in a hurry Xiaohui managed to successfully open the parachute in the air, even if he didn't know where to land and jumped into the water, he was a little bit embarrassed, but he was not injured at all.

After that, it fell apart two or three times, and they all landed quite calmly.

But in this way, not to mention that Yuhuatian will never let Tang Youzhu go up and try, even if he wants to go up, he will secretly avoid Tang Youzhu-Tang Youzhu is really reluctant to part with him, not to mention that this person has protected him for several years. It is the assorted hot pot soup base that has accumulated 27 ingredients. If you don’t have this main dish, how lonely it would be!

So Yuhuatian seldom sneaked around for a while, just to fly into the sky.

I have to say, the feeling of flying is really great!It's just that the wings are always falling apart halfway, which is a bit troublesome, otherwise it may not be possible to organize a team of surprise soldiers.

——Because of experiencing the beauty of it personally, Yuhuatian was particularly cooperative when Tang Youzhu said that he wanted to create a Kongming lantern that could carry people.

Tang Youzhu didn't expect that the cheap uncle, who has always been domineering and leaking, would also hide his head and show his tail and sneak around like this. It was very refreshing to watch Yuhuatian, and it was only when he recognized that the defective hang glider that fell apart halfway was considered to be flying, although it would not be so It is foolish to overthrow this cognition, but secretly determined that the hot air balloon must be successful, and the hang glider must one day make a qualified product, and even make an airplane—let this local egg Susu know what is real Soaring in the sky!

As for now, let him enjoy the magic of hot air balloons first!

Tang Youzhu used simple linen paper to make a large Kongming lantern with a diameter of more than three feet, and used wet straw and low-quality charcoal to make smoke inside. The simple thing really flew like the hang glider that took at least ten days to build, and it flew more stably, and there were no accidents such as being scattered in the middle.

This naturally made the Jinyiwei of Xichang, who were fully on guard against possible fires in the event of a crash, very gratified, but Yuhuatian's evaluation was: "It is too affected by the wind speed, the target is too big, the flying speed is slow, the up and down speed is slow— - tasteless!"

Tang Youzhu flat-mouthed, Mr. Tangtang is a man who can disassemble and assemble an airplane by himself, okay?It will be tasteless because the hardware conditions are extremely weak, dear!It's really good to have something like this made by hand, isn't it?Do you think anyone can make such a reasonable gas facility with inferior iron tools and bamboo and wood?Don't really treat Grandpa's hot air balloon as a large Kongming lantern!It is a big project to make a gas bottle with such a high degree of safety under the existing conditions!

As for the hang glider, it is not a crime of war. Mr. Tangtang's dynamic design is definitely an expert level. However, there is no suitable material for the bracket. Who can blame it?

I thought I could shake the meringue with a hot air balloon, and by the way, when I was flying with him, I hugged the bumpkin who was flying for the first time to comfort him, and pointed out Jiangshan with a calm and composed manner, to let him understand that Douding can also be Tang Youzhu, a big man, was deeply stimulated by Yu Huatian's merciless sentence: "Flying who can't even control the direction and speed of ascent and descent, what can I try? I never do things that are out of control!" .

Tang Youzhu was extremely annoyed that even an all-round modern expert who was reborn could not shock a bumpkin from hundreds of years ago, and at the same time, he was ruthless, one day I will make you cry and beg me to let you try it!There are also those who do not do things that are out of control...

Hum hum!When Master Tangtang's skill bar is full again, it's time for you to "control"!

——When simmering assorted hot pot soup, Huanyin kicks the water by itself and paddles to control the direction and speed, dear!

The battered Lord Tangtang waved his fist, and once again took a bold step forward——

And go shopping to find old man Zhang's sesame paste, Mrs. Li's sugar fire, and Yipinzhai's creamy egg cake!

It's not easy for Mrs. Tangtang to go out of the palace, and it's not worth it if you spend it all in annoyance and anger or looking forward to the future!

Master Tangtang, who felt that he had to do something worthwhile, had sesame paste in one hand and egg custard in the other. He ate until he had a white beard around his mouth, and he was cheerful.

Thanks to Yu Huatian who came back in advance, and forgot to tell you about the specific size of the dessert that can only eat a few pieces. Jiang Cong is also completely convinced by the ingenuity of the little master, so Tang Youzhu specially asked for it. The kind of creamy egg crisps that are as big as his palm and a half, and the sesame paste comes in a big sea bowl that he bought now...Jiang Cong just pretended not to see it.

Because of this, the emperor was supposed to enter the palace to tell stories for His Royal Highness, but the emperor said lightly, "The prince has recently served his grandmother, his brothers, and his sick uncles. He is also exhausted. Let's take a day off today." Yao Zanshan, who seemed to be always full of energy, was really exhausted, even if he got an extra day off, Yao Zanshan was just annoyed that he shouldn't just look at the surface, and forgot about His Royal Highness. The origin of the barren head (who knows if those damn abortion pills will have other side effects besides turning His Highness into a cute little bald head), so I think about what gadgets I should bring to relieve my boredom. When His Highness, who was already exhausted, was not going to be even more tired, he was suddenly surprised to see a familiar little bald head walking out from the corner of the street!

If it weren't for the upbringing etiquette that has been carved into his bones for many years, Yao Bi would almost raise his hand and rub his eyes!

Nima, why did His Majesty the Crown Prince, who said he was resting, suddenly appear on the street?And it's still such a civilian dress and a civilian ostentation!

Almost in the blink of an eye, Yao Bi, who was born in Jinshi Chuanlu, drew up several central ideas to persuade His Majesty, from being a king who promises everything to being a son of a daughter who can't sit down, there is only one deep meaning: Your Majesty!Even if you feel sorry for the old hag that your highness gave to Qingning Palace, ahem, no, it's the old queen, and the two little bastards from Chongwang's family... well, the little prince is tossing around, and he wants to help him cheat for a day, at least he will be fully equipped I got the guards and followers!

What's the matter with walking down the street like this with only one internal officer?Although the safety of the capital city is not bad, you have forgotten that there was a mysterious so-called demon fox—a businessman surnamed Zhao rescued a weak woman, but the whole family died overnight, even the little ants in the tree hole and the little mouse in the corner of the kitchen. Is the danger of light—ever?

Generally, ordinary people with a little background would not let a three-year-old child go out with only a servant!Your Highness is going out with a guy who knows from the moment he opens his mouth that he is an internal officer. The danger is higher than being alone, okay?Who knows where the criminals are hiding?The identity of the sole prince is simply a target at the Meridian Gate!

Yao Bi wished he could drown the emperor with the memorial immediately!

As for Yuhuatian, he didn't think much about it. Who doesn't know that the palm of the imperial horse inspector and the supervisor of the West Factory, who has shared most of the government affairs, is more busy than the palm of the Rites Supervisor and the governor of the East Factory?It's normal not to look down on a Crown Prince who is escorted by His Majesty.

Seeing the end of spring when the ice and snow melted, when there was almost an April blizzard for His Majesty's inexplicable grievances, Tang Youzhu finally saw Yao Zanshan, and immediately raised his head to finish the sesame paste, and then waved the butter egg cake : "Shaking! Are you out shopping too? Come here, come here! Let's go shopping together!"

Yao Bi recovered from the idea of ​​the massive memorial, and watched His Highness cover his face with a sea bowl that was almost bigger than his head, then stuffed it to Jiang Cong, and then waved the pastry in his hand, sprinkled the whole body with nothing. With a look of indifference, he smiled and walked over.

All memorials are temporarily forgotten!